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- Colon Blow (lol)
- Testicle problems...
- Fuck Ouch Fuck!
- Hope it didn't get infected!
- ouch
- my buddie broke his dick?
- Drill press incident.
- "dont cum in the mouth"
- Dutch oven
- accidental anal fisting
- new years (EvE)
- Shaft/Tip Scabs...
- Massive Fight
- Punched in the face
- Fahrenheit 151
- I Have a Bad Hemmorhoid.
- The Pain.
- Valentines day and I feel an urge!
- Here's what I think of your slide
- Falling off a bike
- Stupid math teacher
- War
- Being sick sucks.
- The fingers...
- my fucking knee
- Bloodied knees
- Cuts & grazes
- Broken feet
- Jumps out a 5 story window.
- High school scrap
- Charlie the Chode!
- Bucked off a horse
- A Painfull Mistake
- Concert Beating
- llamas
- Infected hair folicle
- shoulda used a cigar...
- Herpes Dating!
- My teeth hurt
- Self Bondage Accidental death..
- Head colds
- Just re-pierce it
- Nastiest story ever, it's so bad I'll never repost it.
- Worst night of my life...*NOT for the faint of heart!*
- tortures....
- Getting a tat
- Guts
- owned by taser!
- Smashed genitals
- Double Kneecaps
- F**king dog bite my muscle
- Electrecuted!
- burp
- co-worker crapper
- This Might Qualify Me As A Dipshit
- 'Roids
- UTI's suck
- My Mates Mum Had Crabs
- Drummer owned by his stick
- Busted a Nut (Literally)
- i dont have a witty title for this.. sorry
- Peirced Lip
- 1st tatoo
- The all time depressant!
- nasty socks
- Public potty
- Hairy lady
- TechTV put a tiny webserver in someone's ass on live TV.
- ripped off my own TOENAIL!!!
- Exersicing?!
- Busted
- Speed Kills
- Nasty Zit...
- Old lady
- I was washing my face
- don't thank me now, later will do!
- junglism
- Lol My Dick Is Hanging Out
- weed and soccer bad combi?
- Disgusting!
- Ball Smashage + Wind knocked out
- dentist and a needle
- lacrosse stick
- Fight with my brother
- Drunk Bike riding.
- Broken Bones
- Macaroni n cheese
- knee issues
- Public Service Announcement
- Car Accident: A True Stoners Story
- earings
- Alcohol's effects on the weight of your head
- Massive Fight, Part Deus, I mean, Deux
- Did you ever make a mud pie....in your pants?
- J-Lo has disgusting problems
- Nose dive
- Bathing Suit+Rash= Unhappy
- Caught Smoking Pot at the Pub!
- My Pubes...
- bent collar bone, now i can do thing with my hand to it
- farts on a woood chair
- How To...Use the Toilet
- The cheese grator.
- 2 pubes in 1?
- Cigarette Flipping Bastard!
- New soap. . .
- Two fights within about a half hour!
- Never play Descent II with a Joystick. *PLACE BETS FOR CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME*
- Man 2 months ago
- New Deodorant...
- Holy shit, I haven't showered since Friday!
- Slip 'n slide
- "Pump it Up"
- first day of school
- Come on, get down with the sickness
- Please God, put me under.
- Meatballs?
- Beaned!!!
- Pinky + 45° Angle= Oh Shit....
- Something is wrong...
- Couple who amputates their own fingers by biting them
- *sniff*
- Another sweet fight thread from tbsrk
- Tuna
- Sit, shit, tell a story
- Smashed fingernail
- What. . . The. . . Fuck. . . ?
- The sticky tissue. . .
- My balls are on fire.
- Ever happened to you?
- A series of unfortunate events.
- It seems my ass is shrinking.
- Oh God, ingrown toenail.
- Blister
- Damn Bomb Shelter
- Some People Are Disgusting!
- ewwww
- Agh! No! Stop Dancing!
- Ridin a bike.
- Alright, so this one time.....
- damn that hurt
- puke! watch out
- Disney World mishap!
- Disoriented blowing of the nose....
- Thumb vs Train door.
- Deadly Accident
- Mysterious painful rash
- coochie cut
- STD's
- 10 Ways to Have a Case of Diarrhea
- knocked out by a fat kid
- Licking envelopes
- at the porn shop
- Ingredients
- Urine stick
- Nasty! Just plain nasty!
- Nuts Vs. Baseball bat
- Dodge Ball Gone wrong
- Should Midget Throwing Be Allowed At The Next Olympics...?
- I think I broke my tailbone
- Gotta Love Golden Corral
- This Is So Disgusting!!!!!!!!
- Rats On Cocaine!!!!!
- Vanishing Earing...
- Human Rug Doctor
- Nasty, To small of ring
- fart smell?
- mmm...condoms...
- Bonsai Kittens
- Keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle...
- I killed a bigass nasty rat today
- That mud goes in a container, not the grass!
- Bad vacation mishaps
- a little help
- strange things fouind on the net..
- Tribe with biggest ballz in ze world!!! Check out this pic!!!
- Putter accident
- Cat vomit
- A smell coming from my ears
- Fuckin Lebs!
- Dentists are Evil
- bye bye skin
- Burps and Bloopers Info - Must Read!
- Get away from that!
- Weirdest place
- Proper poopie protocol while at the office!
- Poor puppy. (Rubbing and the heat)
- Doubble Barrel Shottie to the Head!!!!!
- owwww
- I think I've gone blind!
- Urine Sample
- sum old wanker
- Youngest Mom
- I think one of my dogs is part skunk
- ingrown... fingernail?
- The Sun is evil
- Im Doomed
- S.C.U.M. Presents: The Brian Peppers Interview
- Bread Crumbs
- boobies hurt
- I think i popped a blood vessel!!!
- Mmm. Skin.
- Granny grows tired of prostitution at age 63
- The Poo thread.
- OUCH! Fucking Long Island Power Authority!
- Another Dentist Story
- Ice Cold Boobies
- My Ass Hurts!!
- Tick Dick Syndrome
- My eyes hurt
- Fire Hydrant
- ouch in mini....
- unholy fucker!!!
- So where have I been for the past two days? Fucking girls.
- Special Gatordade...
- Plugs
- 2 year old...
- Speaking of Poo..
- Fuckin mold
- The burnout!
- Kick the Baby?
- Tending The Flock
- Broken Tooth...
- walls and doors. yeah
- Wisdom Teeth
- Fish hook in the eye.
- Skin tags
- Don't fuck with porcupines.
- Shot In Foot.
- Football
- Little yellow bastards!
- Lapping up the Competition
- Lock, stock, and barrel.
- I'm Chinese, I promise it's art!
- Childhood mishaps...
- Concussions....
- No touchy touchy please!
- One for Meh...
- Nasty Period Thread
- Well this is odd
- Licorice Icecream
- childhood
- getting dacked
- Blacked-Out
- Scab Sickness
- ow fuck ow
- shattered right clavical and 3 craked ribs
- Coming back from paintball...
- Me = Stupid
- Nipple misconduct