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LiberatioN
05-11-2005, 11:34 PM
I'm being really biast, but I've come to the conclusion that most women are deceptive, even though they claim men are the true "pigs".

- They tell you what the want in the first month and then completely change by the 2nd
- They get mad at you for not understanding but often dont feel sympathetic when they hurt you
-They tell you that they really love you but deep down they don't really want commitment; it's "boring"
-They sometimes torture you by ignoring you and often think they are making you want them more; in reality, it just pisses you off
-They find motives in EVERYTHING, even stuff with certain ethical values that are usually not breached by people who aren't heartless.

The list goes on and on...I just thought I'd get my rant in for this week.

Notice: Some women do not meet [at least] 3 of these 5 criteria. If you find a woman like this and she's compatible with you, put a ring on her finger.

over and out.

Descent
05-11-2005, 11:40 PM
I'd love to stay guys but I CAN'T BECAUSE SHE'S GOT THE PUSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY Y!

For those who don't know this line, kill yourselves.

LiberatioN
05-11-2005, 11:41 PM
please dont shit on this thread like you do all the others.

and have a nice day.

Descent
05-11-2005, 11:44 PM
You've never heard Sam Kinnison?!

MaxPower
05-11-2005, 11:49 PM
Would it piss you off if I said my girl doesn't meet any of those criteria?

LiberatioN
05-12-2005, 12:02 AM
no, i'd just say that you have a good catch. :thumbsup:

dookie
05-12-2005, 11:42 AM
You've never heard Sam Kinnison?!

http://www.nndb.com/people/243/000024171/sam-kinison-2.jpg
Late comedian known for screaming

ChilianFuckFace
05-12-2005, 11:59 AM
The perfect girl is one who doesn't speak, doesn't see and doesn't hear. You can talk allt he shit you want and she wont talk back. You can bring other girls home and she won't see. You can get loud and she won't hear. You can also watch whatever football game is going on and she won't mind. :thumbsup:

breakology
05-12-2005, 12:03 PM
I feel you brother ... the always, ALWAYS want you to consider their feelings above all other things, but they NEVER consider yours.

PLus ... I don't know if you are married or have a live girlfriend or what ... but in those situations (dual income situations) YOUR money is for bills, rent, utilities, you know, the things that one must pay on order to live ... while THEIR money is soley for THEIR use ... If I did'nt fight about money with my wifey ... there would be NO FIGHTS at all. :mad:

ChilianFuckFace
05-12-2005, 12:10 PM
YOUR money is for bills, rent, utilities, you know, the things that one must pay on order to live ... while THEIR money is soley for THEIR use ...
That is fucked up! If you both use it, you both pay it!

breakology
05-12-2005, 12:14 PM
That is fucked up! If you both use it, you both pay it!


You are such a rookie .... :tongue:

ChilianFuckFace
05-12-2005, 12:16 PM
You are such a rookie .... :tongue:
Never been married... I guess it doesnt work like a room-mate type of thing. :confused:

breakology
05-12-2005, 12:22 PM
Never been married... I guess it doesnt work like a room-mate type of thing. :confused:


Nope, way different ... I truely and honestly believe that women think their pussy is adequate compensation for living expenses.
There are a few exceptions to the rule, but they are usually fat or ugly exceptions.

LiberatioN
05-14-2005, 12:05 AM
I feel you brother ... the always, ALWAYS want you to consider their feelings above all other things, but they NEVER consider yours.

PLus ... I don't know if you are married or have a live girlfriend or what ... but in those situations (dual income situations) YOUR money is for bills, rent, utilities, you know, the things that one must pay on order to live ... while THEIR money is soley for THEIR use ... If I did'nt fight about money with my wifey ... there would be NO FIGHTS at all. :mad:

nah not married...or planning to marry soon. just ended a pretty meaningful relationship, and that was me ranting about everything that is wrong with them vaginal folk.

YUCK FOU!!!
05-14-2005, 07:06 AM
Would it piss you off if I said my girl doesn't meet any of those criteria?
very max, very

Nemesis
05-14-2005, 09:22 AM
I'm being really biast, but I've come to the conclusion that most women are deceptive, even though they claim men are the true "pigs".

- They tell you what the want in the first month and then completely change by the 2nd
- They get mad at you for not understanding but often dont feel sympathetic when they hurt you
-They tell you that they really love you but deep down they don't really want commitment; it's "boring"
-They sometimes torture you by ignoring you and often think they are making you want them more; in reality, it just pisses you off
-They find motives in EVERYTHING, even stuff with certain ethical values that are usually not breached by people who aren't heartless.

The list goes on and on...I just thought I'd get my rant in for this week.

Notice: Some women do not meet [at least] 3 of these 5 criteria. If you find a woman like this and she's compatible with you, put a ring on her finger.

over and out.


Well sumones down on their luck in the women department today. But i know what u mean, adn what really gehts me is they can say wat EVA THEY WANT ABOUT ME but if we dare say the slightest thing about them, WERE SLAMMED FOR IT!!!!!

ZeRedBug22
05-24-2005, 10:00 PM
use her for the sex life man and fuck her hard