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madnewf
03-08-2004, 10:37 AM
Every New Line
Must Make A Rhyme
Don't Be Blind
Take Your Time
Add A New Line
And You Will Find
A Fucked Up Rhyme
From All Your Minds
1. there once was a man with two wives....
gumercules
03-08-2004, 10:55 AM
2. who suddenly broke out in hives
3. when drink milk with laxatives
madnewf
03-08-2004, 03:30 PM
4. and asked what the matter is
5. i eat apples and have sex with no lids
(lids = condoms)
BUSHSUCKSBALLS
04-05-2004, 02:24 AM
To China I will dig.
Dses Vak
04-07-2004, 02:11 AM
7. As I waste that fucking kid :gun:
otepsoul
04-07-2004, 10:09 AM
while smoking a cigg. :thumbsup:
Death And Metal
04-07-2004, 02:24 PM
Getting ready for my gig
Bigfoot
04-07-2004, 10:40 PM
10)As my whole gets deeper as i dig
Broken
04-07-2004, 11:19 PM
I tip the henny and swig..
Rizzen Tsarran
04-08-2004, 11:49 PM
12>And then i tuned around and saw my lacrosse coach fig!
is this 12??
BUSHSUCKSBALLS
04-08-2004, 11:51 PM
You look like a pig.
Chris
04-09-2004, 11:52 AM
14) Shit, my dick is big
Piss me off and get a punch in the wigg :mfinger:
badassmtbiker
04-09-2004, 04:26 PM
Aye lads, a few more pints, and I may do the jig
BUSHSUCKSBALLS
04-11-2004, 12:43 AM
I'd look sexy in a wig!
MUFFDIVER
04-11-2004, 08:42 AM
YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN A WIG AND YOUR MOMMA'S A PIG......
:mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :bomb:
BUSHSUCKSBALLS
04-11-2004, 03:21 PM
Stop typing in capital letters it doesn't make you look big.
MUFFDIVER
04-11-2004, 05:19 PM
whats your problem gonohrea gobbler :mfinger:
you cat torturing goof. :mfinger: :gun: :bomb:
MUFFDIVER
04-11-2004, 05:22 PM
piss me off and you will get a punch in the noodle :confused:
:mfinger:
BUSHSUCKSBALLS
04-11-2004, 09:35 PM
You're just jealous because you have no noodle.
PS: You forgot to rhyme it.
HintOfClarity
04-12-2004, 03:32 AM
wow, that was kinda brutal.
brutal can rhyme with noodle, right? right. if you say wrong then...FUCK YOU! booya. :mfinger:
MUFFDIVER
04-12-2004, 05:53 PM
You're just jealous because you have no noodle.
PS: You forgot to rhyme it.
that doesn't make sense num nuts :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun:
spoke only when spoken to boy :sword:
MUFFDIVER
04-12-2004, 08:35 PM
1 TEQULIA 2 TEQUILA 3 TEQUILA .....FLOOR :confused: :thumbsup:
Elite Hunting
01-24-2006, 10:42 PM
before i pass out, better fuck that whore ...
Jugular
01-24-2006, 10:47 PM
before i pass out, better fuck that whore ...
This thread is old- it is quite a bore.
I'll try not to snore, if not a little bit more.
Hickory Dickory Dock.
22 months old...no rhyme here.