teenage boys and their dicks!!!!!

[e-chan]

god damnit, it seems like everytime i turn around some guy is talking or worrying about his dick. dick dick dick dick. bragging (lying) and comparing sizes in the locker room, and in the hallways, and to ME a couple times, about how "big" they are and who've they've fucked and been sucked by. all bullshit. and then they go measure their dicks with rulers and whatnot and tell (lie to) each other about it.
but at the same time they turn around and are so fucking insecure!!! i go on an advice forum and every other post is by some kid who is worried about his fucking penis. "i'm 14 and my penis is 5.3 inches, is it big enough?" god damnit shut the fuck up! why the hell are you worried about sex anyway?! you're 14! quit being so fucking insecure! have some fucking confidence in yourself! shit! you don't see GIRLS comparing their fucking breast sizes or "bragging" about them in locker rooms, do you? no!
damnit. i'm done. (now i'm just waiting for someone to tell me to shut the fuck up.)

[jamesp]

i agree, it is a bunch of BS that gives most all guys bad reps. Im seventeen, never had the security issues to measure my cock, and dont really care, I mean if the old lady is happy with it so am I.

[dustinzgirl]

they talk about thier dicks because it is thier best friend and keeps them warm and fuzzy.
I sure the fuck dont talk about my....nevermind....
tell them to shut the fuck up....
at my work ppl get fired over that shit....i usually look at them when they get too foul and just ask them to bequiet, and usually they do.
If they dont stop, put a fucking takc in thier chair...

[dustinzgirl]

i agree, it is a bunch of BS that gives most all guys bad reps. Im seventeen, never had the security issues to measure my cock, and dont really care, I mean if the old lady is happy with it so am I.

youre only 17? you should not be fornicating......
it will rot your teeth
;)

[jamesp]

youre only 17? you should not be fornicating......
it will rot your teeth
;)
meh, im "only" seventeen, but I'm moving in with this fornication friend, (233 miles from where we grew up so we can go to college close to each other), in about a month so i guess its okay.

[fucking-fuck]

I like my dick.
My dick is wonderful, ... butt I wouldn't talk about my dick, because the chicks talk enought about my dick. :rolleyes:

[Jux74p0s3d]

quote, unqoute..

"I ride on my addition tide" Why the fuck did I say that?
Anyways, this is life.. I'm 16 and I'm fucking proud 'bout me dick! Or should I say, "No one has ever complained".. (laughs real bad..bump..bump..) Kidding.. kidding.. Still, the world is fucked up.. Nowadays, everything depends on how you look.. It really pisses me off..

Lets put our dicks togheter and make one giant dick and kill all those fuckers who are gigglening 'bout their FUCKING DICKS..

And yes, girl does compare their stuff (I know you know what I'm talking about).. Or?

[jamesp]

quote, unqoute..

"I ride on my addition tide" Why the fuck did I say that?
Anyways, this is life.. I'm 16 and I'm fucking proud 'bout me dick! Or should I say, "No one has ever complained".. (laughs real bad..bump..bump..) Kidding.. kidding.. Still, the world is fucked up.. Nowadays, everything depends on how you look.. It really pisses me off..

Lets put our dicks togheter and make one giant dick and kill all those fuckers who are gigglening 'bout their FUCKING DICKS..

And yes, girl does compare their stuff (I know you know what I'm talking about).. Or?

they dont normally complain to your face codsack.

[King Goldfish]

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[jamesp]

well, you're right on that point bucko.

[Jux74p0s3d]

fuck you :)

[unc0mf0rt]

god damnit, it seems like everytime i turn around some guy is talking or worrying about his dick. dick dick dick dick. bragging (lying) and comparing sizes in the locker room, and in the hallways, and to ME a couple times, about how "big" they are and who've they've fucked and been sucked by. all bullshit. and then they go measure their dicks with rulers and whatnot and tell (lie to) each other about it.
but at the same time they turn around and are so fucking insecure!!! i go on an advice forum and every other post is by some kid who is worried about his fucking penis. "i'm 14 and my penis is 5.3 inches, is it big enough?" god damnit shut the fuck up! why the hell are you worried about sex anyway?! you're 14! quit being so fucking insecure! have some fucking confidence in yourself! shit! you don't see GIRLS comparing their fucking breast sizes or "bragging" about them in locker rooms, do you? no!
damnit. i'm done. (now i'm just waiting for someone to tell me to shut the fuck up.)



dude my penis like 7 inches long u think thats nice... chix ride it like a cheap rollercoaster..

[Ni99aRuss]

god damnit, it seems like everytime i turn around some guy is talking or worrying about his dick. dick dick dick dick. bragging (lying) and comparing sizes in the locker room, and in the hallways, and to ME a couple times, about how "big" they are and who've they've fucked and been sucked by. all bullshit. and then they go measure their dicks with rulers and whatnot and tell (lie to) each other about it.
but at the same time they turn around and are so fucking insecure!!! i go on an advice forum and every other post is by some kid who is worried about his fucking penis. "i'm 14 and my penis is 5.3 inches, is it big enough?" god damnit shut the fuck up! why the hell are you worried about sex anyway?! you're 14! quit being so fucking insecure! have some fucking confidence in yourself! shit! you don't see GIRLS comparing their fucking breast sizes or "bragging" about them in locker rooms, do you? no!
damnit. i'm done. (now i'm just waiting for someone to tell me to shut the fuck up.)
shut the fuck up

[Ni99aRuss]

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funny shit man

[phil]

youre only 17? you should not be fornicating......
it will rot your teeth
;)
in england the sex consent law is 16 :)

[Deez Nutz]

you don't see GIRLS comparing their fucking breast sizes or "bragging" about them in locker rooms, do you? no!
damnit. i'm done. (now i'm just waiting for someone to tell me to shut the fuck up.)
Actually, yea. I do. :mfinger:

Btw, shut the fuck up.

[tharuz]

Be careful, your girlfriend may whip you if she sees this, pussy arsed motherfucker

i hate to hear other dipshits talk of their dicks, deez is one of them

oh yeah, by the way, mine is 6`2, suck on it e-chan

[e-chan]

Be careful, your girlfriend may whip you if she sees this, pussy arsed motherfucker

i hate to hear other dipshits talk of their dicks, deez is one of them

oh yeah, by the way, mine is 6`2, suck on it e-chan

hey shitface, i'm a girl. and i'd never suck on that disease infested pencil you call a dick, bitch.

[tharuz]

*sigh*

first pharagraph, talking to deez nutz

second, to no one in patiular, just stating my oppinion

third, talking to you

it`s the fucking internet, lighten up, i knew you were a girl, i can read the sex symbol/emblem, the O with a cross or arrow.

now sweetheart, sorry about that baby

[get it together]

my penis is shaped like a spoon!

and you know what they say:)

just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicin go down

[tharuz]

:mfinger: you`re a dipshit, im glad crazy gay shit is happening to ya

[get it together]

:mfinger: you`re a dipshit, im glad crazy gay shit is happening to ya

there is no crazy gay shit happening to me anymore, it just pissed me off so I ranted and I'd never touch a guy like that in my life (unless it was just to intentionally scare a homophobe... lol out of everyone in the world they have to be the ones that scare easiest) lol and it was just a joke, lighten up.

[For-Starters]

i agree, it is a bunch of BS that gives most all guys bad reps. Im seventeen, never had the security issues to measure my cock, and dont really care, I mean if the old lady is happy with it so am I.
for starters, man ur seriusly a fag, wat the hell is the above post suppost to mean u sick fucked up bitch

[For-Starters]

they talk about thier dicks because it is thier best friend and keeps them warm and fuzzy.
I sure the fuck dont talk about my....nevermind....
tell them to shut the fuck up....
at my work ppl get fired over that shit....i usually look at them when they get too foul and just ask them to bequiet, and usually they do.
If they dont stop, put a fucking takc in thier chair...
for starters, ppl as stupid as u shudnt have jobs, and if hold ur ass open i'll fuck it

[For-Starters]

meh, im "only" seventeen, but I'm moving in with this fornication friend, (233 miles from where we grew up so we can go to college close to each other), in about a month so i guess its okay.
for starters, nice lie, u idiot, not even the stupidest idiot in the world wud believe u, in other words not even u wud believe urself

[For-Starters]

I like my dick.
My dick is wonderful, ... butt I wouldn't talk about my dick, because the chicks talk enought about my dick. :rolleyes:
for starers, shutup, ur probably gay

[For-Starters]

dude my penis like 7 inches long u think thats nice... chix ride it like a cheap rollercoaster..
for starters, ur mom doesnt count, bitch

[For-Starters]

well, you're right on that point bucko.
ur seriusly a fuckin suck up man, do u wanna get everyone who uses this site in one room so u can suck each and everyones dick? u stupid fuck, stop tryin to act cool and learn to speak ur mind u fuckshit, dumbfuck, stop bein a follower and stand the fuck up u disgrace to mankind ( i mean womenkind, in ur case)

[For-Starters]

funny shit man
for starters, yah, just like u

[For-Starters]

in england the sex consent law is 16 :)
for starters, in canada, us, sweden, france, germany..... no one gives a shit, so shutup

[For-Starters]

my penis is shaped like a spoon!

and you know what they say:)

just a spoon full of sugar helps the medicin go down
for starters, my penis is shaped like popsicle, and u know wat they say, suck a popsicle, u shithead idiot, shutup

[dustinzgirl]

for starters, my penis is shaped like popsicle, and u know wat they say, suck a popsicle, u shithead idiot, shutup


you are strange.

[gumercules]

closing thread which has gone to shit. you may thank for_starters.