View Full Version : She thinks she's so damn cute...
rogue
06-01-2004, 08:54 PM
:bonk: :moon2: ...but in reality she's just plain old fugly! My sister is the #1 hypocite! She says I'm lazy, but she doesn't even clean her room or put her toothbrush back in the holder. She's a bitch. PMS for her is a chronic condition that will unfortunatly never go away. I can't wait to get out of this house and NEVER have to see her again if I don't want to. GAWD! I HAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEE MYYYYY SISTERRRRRR! nope, I still don't feel better. Damn her. Damn her to hell! Can't even take a 1/2 hr. out of her life to help me study for my Advanced Algebra final. What a bitch. She knows that I'd give my right kidney for her if she needed it and she can't even have the decency to help me study?! Not even do the work, just help me with the review that I don't understand. Gawd I hate her. BITCH BITCH BITCH! Thanks a lot u whore!! Go to Hell!
Sincerely,
Your much prettier and nicer sister,
Rogue
Ha ha bitch! Eat that shit! (even though she doesn't come on this site)
:punch: :arazz: :tomato:
tharuz
06-01-2004, 10:05 PM
she IS your sister, anyway, she should have helped you...ah fuck it, im not even going to bother with this shit
get it together
06-01-2004, 10:53 PM
all you can really do (other than bitch and complain and rant) is remember it for the next time she needs something... or if you want revenge I suggest looking under that fucking gay brother thread there's definitely some stuff you could use there...
Jason
06-02-2004, 12:47 PM
You ever tell her the exact shit you posted above to her face? Just curious...
If you haven't, I think you should hit her with it and see what happens...
Then of course come back here and tell us what happened, so we can ask why on earth you listened to us. ;)
You ever tell her the exact shit you posted above to her face? Just curious...
If you haven't, I think you should hit her with it and see what happens...
Then of course come back here and tell us what happened, so we can ask why on earth you listened to us. ;)
or at least set up a video camera for our entertainment
magnolia
06-02-2004, 04:49 PM
lol! I would, but I don't know how to play the camera on the puter. Plus, I've already told her all that shit and much more to her face and she denies every bit of it. I really do hate her. She's a lyer, a snitch, and a bitch. Just today she stole my special necklace that I just got for christmas this year. I've only worn it 3 times, christmas, easter, and prom and I come home and it's around her fat neck. I asked her a bunch of times really nicely ( honestly this time I was nice) and she just laughed at me. I swear I just wanna strangle her.
SpIkEyOaSs
06-03-2004, 09:28 PM
:bonk: :moon2: ...but in reality she's just plain old fugly! My sister is the #1 hypocite! She says I'm lazy, but she doesn't even clean her room or put her toothbrush back in the holder. She's a bitch. PMS for her is a chronic condition that will unfortunatly never go away. I can't wait to get out of this house and NEVER have to see her again if I don't want to. GAWD! I HAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEE MYYYYY SISTERRRRRR! nope, I still don't feel better. Damn her. Damn her to hell! Can't even take a 1/2 hr. out of her life to help me study for my Advanced Algebra final. What a bitch. She knows that I'd give my right kidney for her if she needed it and she can't even have the decency to help me study?! Not even do the work, just help me with the review that I don't understand. Gawd I hate her. BITCH BITCH BITCH! Thanks a lot u whore!! Go to Hell!
Sincerely,
Your much prettier and nicer sister,
Rogue
Ha ha bitch! Eat that shit! (even though she doesn't come on this site)
:punch: :arazz: :tomato:
what is gawd are you trying to spell god? if so u spelled it wrong now gtfo
paintmepurple
06-04-2004, 03:58 AM
hahahaa i share ur pain... i haf one fuckin irritating younger sis who just pisses the shit out of me.... she calls me fat and like she is skinny tt fat bitch!!! she gets pampered by my parents soo much it kills me... she is like the bloody angel of the family and im scrap to them... it just sickens me... she might be an angel probably lucifer... hahahaahah!!! fucking bitches hope they all die!!!!
angel dust
06-06-2004, 06:53 PM
amen to that! Let's form an angry sister group and kill them all in their sleep. Mwahahaha! J/K. :P
Invalid
06-08-2004, 01:18 AM
Why would you give her your kidney if you hate her?
I hate my sister but I sure as hell wouldn't give her a goddamn kidney! I need that!.....for stuff....
gehtfuct
06-08-2004, 09:36 AM
Why would you give her your kidney if you hate her?
I hate my sister but I sure as hell wouldn't give her a goddamn kidney! I need that!.....for stuff....
question:is it in-valid,or in-va-lid? :confused:
angel dust
06-08-2004, 12:16 PM
Why would you give her your kidney if you hate her?
I hate my sister but I sure as hell wouldn't give her a goddamn kidney! I need that!.....for stuff....
So, let me get this straight, even if ur sister was dying of a horrific ilness and her only hope for living was a new kidney, but by the time one becomes availible, she'll have died and your the only one in the family that is able to donate because your tissues and blood type matched, you still wouldn't give up a kidney, that you only need one of to lead a happy and productive life. You'd let your sister die because "I need that!....for stuff...." Your a selfish bastard, ya know that?
BioRythm711
06-19-2004, 01:51 AM
People like this, *points to rogue, really need food poisoning
Halfpintrocker
06-20-2004, 02:42 PM
okay your sisters a bitch and just tell her to fuck off whenever she asks for a favor...
Jaymes
06-24-2004, 12:13 AM
Give her subtle hints. When she asks for something that there are multiple choices of, slip an insult in.
Example:
Her: "What is for breakfast?"
You: "Oatmeal, Cinnamon buns, hot pockets, pop tarts, whore, bagels, waffles, or cereal."
Say the insult like it's just another word, and keep going. Don't pause or smile at all. See if she catches it. If she does, pretend she's hearing things.
Her: "What did you say before bagels?"
You: "pop tarts?"
Her: "I thought you said whore!"
You: "Why would I say that?"
HintOfClarity
06-24-2004, 10:26 PM
Give her subtle hints. When she asks for something that there are multiple choices of, slip an insult in.
Example:
Her: "What is for breakfast?"
You: "Oatmeal, Cinnamon buns, hot pockets, pop tarts, whore, bagels, waffles, or cereal."
Say the insult like it's just another word, and keep going. Don't pause or smile at all. See if she catches it. If she does, pretend she's hearing things.
Her: "What did you say before bagels?"
You: "pop tarts?"
Her: "I thought you said whore!"
You: "Why would I say that?"
lmao! hahahaha, NICE! :thumbsup:
Maximvs
07-13-2004, 07:32 AM
: ...but in reality she's just plain old fugly! My sister is the #1 hypocite! She says I'm lazy, but she doesn't even clean her room or put her toothbrush back in the holder. She's a bitch. PMS for her is a chronic condition that will unfortunatly never go away. I can't wait to get out of this house and NEVER have to see her again if I don't want to. GAWD! I HAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEE MYYYYY SISTERRRRRR! nope, I still don't feel better. Damn her. Damn her to hell! Can't even take a 1/2 hr. out of her life to help me study for my Advanced Algebra final. What a bitch. She knows that I'd give my right kidney for her if she needed it and she can't even have the decency to help me study?! Not even do the work, just help me with the review that I don't understand. Gawd I hate her. BITCH BITCH BITCH! Thanks a lot u whore!! Go to Hell!
Sincerely,
Your much prettier and nicer sister,
Rogue
Ha ha bitch! Eat that shit! (even though she doesn't come on this site)
You must come up with evil plan to get back on her! :cool: I would help you myself, but my neigbour is taking all my evil plan time. :sword:
Cutter
07-31-2004, 03:40 PM
what a bitch. my little sis kinda like that, but sometimes her heart shows a little bit and she can be bearable to be around
wiseman
07-31-2004, 04:01 PM
damn her damn her to hell :sword: :mad: :sword:
Icarus
07-31-2004, 09:15 PM
Are you sure we don't have the same sister?
What I've found works the best (for me) is to be an asshole, and then blame outlandish things on her, etc.
Wait a minute... I'm as bad as her!
Hmm...
But seriously. When I was like 7, the bitch stole my top. Man, I just needed a place to spin it. That's all. But no, when I asked for it back, she told our mom that I stole it... and then neither of us got to use it.
But yeah. Sisters can be stupid... the good (older) one just left for college.
durtytoothbrush
08-01-2004, 12:49 AM
Yeah, my sister is 10 years older than me so we have no problems with eachother. As soon as you move apart it will be funny when you look back on this. I actually miss my sister and i did hate her for a while (but i was usually the one stealing the clothing and wondering why it made her so mad- but i got really good at picking locks!) You know, you should be thanking your sister, she is teaching you how to fight so that you can handle that bitch in the office when ur 30.
mariusthegreat
08-01-2004, 01:15 AM
this converstaion reminds me a lot of when i was ...12....14, maybe? you all need to grow up..its funny...that you're all saying ..wishing that your sisters died...
...thats retarded...i guess when one of you really does loose a sister...youll know wtf im talking about...dipshits
Icarus
08-01-2004, 04:22 PM
Hah. I am 14 :thumbsup:
But I don't wish my sister would die. Just that she'd not annoy me, or be a civil human being. She can be nice... on occassion, and I do like it when she does.
actingsmylife
08-20-2004, 11:24 PM
Sister's are always going to be like that, no matter what you do for them, she will always love you though, don't push her away, there will be some point in both of your lives that you will need each other, just remember that God made you sisters, you have the choice to be best friends
binther
09-01-2004, 05:40 AM
my sister is a totally slut also really guys this is annoying me to hell,
deus_ex_machina
09-01-2004, 06:05 AM
my sister is a totally slut also really guys this is annoying me to hell,
wtf? are you going to say any more? what the hell? why put a comma after that?
NaughtyGirl21
09-02-2004, 11:55 AM
Hah. I am 14 :thumbsup:
But I don't wish my sister would die. Just that she'd not annoy me, or be a civil human being. She can be nice... on occassion, and I do like it when she does.
I think he is talking about the ones who said thier sister can go to hell.
NaughtyGirl21
09-02-2004, 11:56 AM
This thread is really shit
This thread is really shit
Like your contribution is really helping matters. :rolleyes:
evilghoul
09-10-2004, 06:05 PM
Translate what you posted so that you can say it to her ;)
Blackheart
09-25-2004, 04:22 AM
well...im a big beleiver in revenge.....so just wait until the moment she needs u most......slap her in the face, and walk off.
It might be wise to slap her in the face rite now, if u want to(id recommend it)
ReiMeishin
10-04-2004, 06:39 PM
Kill her, then see the advice I gave about body disposal in my free advice thread. :tongue:
But seriously, how is she to know that she's pissing you off if you don't tell her? (I'm assuming you didn't) Maybe if she knew that she was getting on people's cases, she'd try to act a little better. I would do it a little more tactfully then you did in your first post, though.