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CatchTheWind
06-19-2005, 10:15 AM
I woke up this morning with sore legs and arms, and I had trouble getting up.

This, to me, is a definite sign that I was not hallucinating and that the sex last night was, indeed, absolutely incredible.

Thoughts?

meh_it_all
06-19-2005, 11:37 AM
It happens when you have sex, especially if you're on top, it hurts the inside of your legs :) cos you're strecthing that little bit more.

Jarilith
06-19-2005, 03:12 PM
Congrats, girl! Might I suggest more practice, for conditioning purposes? Also, have you tried the swing? They attach to rafters or door frames, SUPER COOL, and they cut down on unnecessary strain of maintaining your position, so you can focus that energy to the most amazing orgasms that are worth writing books about. The giant medicine ball is not bad, but still requires more effort than the swing; But on the other hand, with the medicine ball, you don't need a gym membership anymore.

skwabari_shtcak
06-19-2005, 03:21 PM
Congrats, girl! Might I suggest more practice, for conditioning purposes? Also, have you tried the swing? They attach to rafters or door frames, SUPER COOL, and they cut down on unnecessary strain of maintaining your position, so you can focus that energy to the most amazing orgasms that are worth writing books about. The giant medicine ball is not bad, but still requires more effort than the swing; But on the other hand, with the medicine ball, you don't need a gym membership anymore.


Okay, I know how to use the swing but I'm still confused on the medicine ball thing. It sounds quite confusing and difficult to use.

CatchTheWind
06-19-2005, 04:58 PM
Heh. No special implements, for now. Anyway, this is after a 10 month dry spell (>.<), and I won't be seeing the guy again until at least next November. Ah well, c'est la vie and all that.

Even though I DO own a medicine ball and there ARE other boys out there...

switch_scribe
06-20-2005, 12:03 AM
The giant medicine ball is not bad, but still requires more effort than the swing; But on the other hand, with the medicine ball, you don't need a gym membership anymore.Okay, please explain about the medicine ball. Because right now I have an image in my head that I cannot stop laughing at. I have done some interesting and amusing things in the name of better orgasms, but I just don't know about that one.

Jarilith
06-20-2005, 07:28 PM
I can understand the laughing.... medicine ball sex, while fantastic, is not usually gracefull or pretty. (But since when has sex ever really looked all that graceful?) Perhaps the image is so twisted because of the size of the medicine ball you are thinking of... the proper size stands about hip height, or even the slightly smaller ones that come about halfway between knee and hip. The ball should be on the floor on a non slip surface, and your guy should also make sure of a firm stance and non slip surface, something that will prevent him from skidding to the floor and looking like your auntie's old little dog that always tries to hump inanimate objects in front of company. I prefer to brace the ball on something that is not too tall; couch, bed, etc.

The medicine ball works best for guys who 1) don't immediately collaspe after climax, and 2) can keep from laughing hysterically long enough to give it a try, but can still laugh about it and with whom will give you a 'high-five' as you pass eachother in the house for the next several days there after.

skwabari_shtcak
06-20-2005, 07:54 PM
The medicine ball sounds very interesting. But, being vertically challenged, I'm not sure how well it would go over. Then, again, I have never been one to back down from a challenge. Now it's just convincing my husband and trying to keep the kids away from it. Where would you hide a big ball like that anyway?

switch_scribe
06-21-2005, 12:09 AM
It wouldn't work out. The guy I'm after is a collasper. Plus that's just too damn funny. And I've never met a man that can maintain an erection while his woman's got the giggles.

As a very wise friend of mine once told me -
"Never laugh at a naked man, because it's only going to get funnier."

CatchTheWind
06-21-2005, 04:02 PM
As a very wise friend of mine once told me -
"Never laugh at a naked man, because it's only going to get funnier."

Classic. :thumbsup:

I'm still interested in the medicine ball. I'll bite his shoulder or something if I feel like laughing.

_Kitana_
06-22-2005, 10:56 AM
speaking of sex

CatchTheWind
06-22-2005, 08:48 PM
Rock on.

4 days and counting. bleh.

NaughtyGirl21
06-22-2005, 09:50 PM
I woke up this morning with sore legs and arms, and I had trouble getting up.

This, to me, is a definite sign that I was not hallucinating and that the sex last night was, indeed, absolutely incredible.

Thoughts?
I am like that too, although I am sore inside and out. I am sore like that because he has a big...well you know, and he is very tall. Another issue is that he can hold it off without cumming for a long time to pleasure me but however, sometimes he holds off too long and I can't take it anymore. That is how i get sore.

Sinamon
06-23-2005, 12:41 AM
Yah I've had that happen before too. It all comes with great sex and wild fun. Hope you enjoyed it :thumbsup: