WTF is up with nosy people?!

[magnolia]

My neighbor, whose like 78 and a total gossip, stoped me on my walk today to talk to me about weather I had a boyfriend or not. Is it her fucking buisiness anyway? NO! God, I hate her. This is the same woman who calls me fat behind my back and laughs about it with all the other miss piggys who come to thier cabins for the weekend. I hate it. :cry: Why the fuck do people like to mess with my head???! Okay, a bit off topic now, but wtf, I'll roll with it. My love life, as small as it might be, is none of anyone's concern but my own. I haven't talked to her for like 3 yrs. and she feels the need to pump me for information now?! What a bitch. I hate her. She can rot in hell for all I care. :reddevil: Maybe I'll hook our boat up to the truck and "accidently" have a little misshap. :steering: Then I'll shift into reverse and have it all over again. Mwahahahaha!

[SCOT THE GREAT]

:reddevil: Maybe I'll hook our boat up to the truck and "accidently" have a little misshap. :steering: Then I'll shift into reverse and have it all over again. Mwahahahaha!

Or maybe it's just that time...

[SCOT THE GREAT]

And btw...DO you have a boyfriend? :cool:

[magnolia]

hmmmm...wouldn't u like to know. mwahahahaha

[The_DEA]

do it
fuck her shit all up

[Lawdawg428]

Burn her fucking house down but dont i repete dont not fuck up the boat

[magnolia]

lmfao! Kill the wench, but by god, SAVE THE BOAT! :P

[Whitebread]

Getting back at this old fart can be simply done in various ways, but having an "Accident" is the best, by far.

Simply enter her house, plot the locations where every event should occur and fall one after another untill The house is demolish. :sgrin:

[SCOT THE GREAT]

Getting back at this old fart can be simply done in various ways, but having an "Accident" is the best, by far.

Simply enter her house, plot the locations where every event should occur and fall one after another untill The house is demolish. :sgrin:

It didn't work in Duplex, it's not gonna work in real life. :) Simply sneak into her house and I dunno, unrig an inconspicuous gas plug or something. Gas her to death.

[magnolia]

I don't want her dead. I just want her seriously mamed. Unable to talk would be good too. Hmmm. I wonder if she's allergic to anything? mwahaha!

[rusaccord]

Just pull a bunch of childinsh pranks. Call a bunch of pizzas for delivery to her house FROM HER PHONE (these places have caller ID now). The flaming bag of poo on the doorstep.thumbtacks on the chair. All classics.

[HintOfClarity]

Stab her in the face. :sword:

[Unforgiven]

rip out her larynx and feed it to her dog.

[magnolia]

too bad she doesn't have a dog. Dumb ass witch.

[HintOfClarity]

Win over the people that she does gossip with, then talk horrible, horrible shit about her. That'd be awesome.

[magnolia]

yeah. The funny part is that they don't like her either, but they're just as bad! lmfao!

[Reqium]

Kill her, chop her up, set the place on fire.

[_Kitana_]

Walk up to her and just hug her and ask her this

Have you gained a little weight.

:)

[Jeranamo]

Sneak up on her and scare the fuck outta her. She'll hopefully die of a heart attack.

[magnolia]

HAHA! Kit, that is by far the best advice that anyone has given! :D

[Halfpintrocker]

omg... one of my neighbors is like that too... omg..she wants to know everything...agh...thank god she is gone for a week... we all get a break...

[Jaymes]

If she leaves her house unlocked, take about a week's worth of bills and sneak in the back of her house and put them on a counter or something. give her a few days to find them, pick them up (fingerprints), mabye open a few... BAM! Federal offence, jailtime, and possible rape.

[Fourples]

What you need to do Is Go kill a horse, Chop it's head off, and put it in her bead. (yes I did steal that from the godfather). :) It will MESS HER THE FUCK UP. trust me.

[wwefan300]

Well just tell her to leave you the fuck alone and warn her that if SHE EVER talks to you again that you would do something evil. Or just give her this :mfinger: that works lol.

[swizeguy]

haha all good ideas!

[JetoSTM]

Some of you are really twisted...

[Child of Bodom]

So? It's fun! Try it some time! :cool:

[Magnum]

yea people gotta learn to mind there own bussiness before some actually hits 'em............ i was on a date with my g/f and a couple of friends came because i was going to be late to the movie then i got there and sat with muh g/f and people just watched us the whole time......... i wanted to beat them all up then they decided it would be funny to make some remarks about how i didn't make a move i was like just shut the fuck up

[FUKDIS]

rofl. Order her house 30 pizzas.

[chubz]

ask her to play twister, put vasaline on the dots, and wait till she breaks a hip

[Child of Bodom]

Hook a battery up to her doorknob while she's out.When she comes back, BZZZZZZZT! One fried grandma!

[chubz]

i rigged a nine volt batery to shock people last halloween

[Child of Bodom]

Awesome! Teach those buggers to try and mooch candy off us. Next time strap some C4 to the doorbell and rig it so when the doorbell rings, they all go BOOM! Bye bye, Moochers! I havnt gone trick or treating ever since some sick bugger thought it'd be funny to give me a friggen rat wrapped in tin foil and told me it was frozen fudge.

[chubz]

Awesome! Teach those buggers to try and mooch candy off us. Next time strap some C4 to the doorbell and rig it so when the doorbell rings, they all go BOOM! Bye bye, Moochers! I havnt gone trick or treating ever since some sick bugger thought it'd be funny to give me a friggen rat wrapped in tin foil and told me it was frozen fudge.

hes entering a world of pain. . .

id let it sit in the back yard for a while, let it get infested, and thow it through his window jump in side piss on the carpet and leave. . . problem solved

[RGN-dRaGoN]

lol, hey when i was like 10, some kid stole my pokemon card and i got all pissed at him cause he kept denying it, so the

1st day i grab my friends paintball gun and stand about 50 yards away from there house (there house is filthy they live like pigs) and shoot it a couple times at their house, the lady comes out and say WHAT THE HELL really loud, then she screams WHO DID THIS!!! i remained completly silent hiden in the bushes. she walks back in the house. i shoot the house agian another 5 times or so. this time its the father that comes out. WHO IS DOING THIS!!! STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR IM CALLING THE COPS!! *slams door* next i take 1 single shot then run. I hear them screaming but i cant really make out wat they are saying.

2nd day they leave to go to a family trip to the mall. after they were gone i try the front door. locked. then i go to their garage door (wich they left open
those idiots) and bingo. i go into their house and start covering everything with silly string, then take toilet paper and me and my other freind have a catch in their house with it. 1 of my other freinds has a walkie talkie and he is standing at the beging of the road just incase he comes back. i leave with my card.

another person took 1 of my expensive remote controlled cars. i strapped 3 blockbuster ( a blockbuster is 1/4 a stick of dynamite) to a tree so that when they go off it will fall on their house. however my freinds stopped me from doing that becuase if they ever found out it was me it would mean big lawsuits, and i dont need that right now.

i hope i gave u some idea he he he

[Magnum]

you did everything right but u should've brought in the paintball gun and shot the fuck out of the inside of there house too

[RGN-dRaGoN]

u know... i COULDVE done that but there was 1 problem, the person who had the paintball gun (it wasnt mine) was on vacation, so we dint have much left but some toilet paper, so we decided to do that instead. and 1 of the kids didnt wanna shoot it in the house (and it was his) so he dint even let us borrow it :(

[Uber Squirrel]

piss on him.

[RGN-dRaGoN]

piss on him, PISS on him,

well......... *speachless*

[Magnum]

piss on him, PISS on him,

well......... *speachless*

i bet you ran out n pissed on him after you read that didn't you lol

[RGN-dRaGoN]

that would be hard, cuase he dont live around my neighborhood any more...

[edolphritler]

For some strange reason I find that urinating on my enemies is strangely empowering. Well, maybe not so strange, almost natural in fact. Its like marking your territory. :mfinger:

[RGN-dRaGoN]

and last post u told wtf i read about u, u told me wtf was wrong with me, now i ask YOU, dude WTF is wrong with u!!

[chubz]

lol, hey when i was like 10, some kid stole my pokemon card and i got all pissed at him cause he kept denying it, so the

1st day i grab my friends paintball gun and stand about 50 yards away from there house (there house is filthy they live like pigs) and shoot it a couple times at their house, the lady comes out and say WHAT THE HELL really loud, then she screams WHO DID THIS!!! i remained completly silent hiden in the bushes. she walks back in the house. i shoot the house agian another 5 times or so. this time its the father that comes out. WHO IS DOING THIS!!! STOP IT RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR IM CALLING THE COPS!! *slams door* next i take 1 single shot then run. I hear them screaming but i cant really make out wat they are saying.

2nd day they leave to go to a family trip to the mall. after they were gone i try the front door. locked. then i go to their garage door (wich they left open
those idiots) and bingo. i go into their house and start covering everything with silly string, then take toilet paper and me and my other freind have a catch in their house with it. 1 of my other freinds has a walkie talkie and he is standing at the beging of the road just incase he comes back. i leave with my card.

another person took 1 of my expensive remote controlled cars. i strapped 3 blockbuster ( a blockbuster is 1/4 a stick of dynamite) to a tree so that when they go off it will fall on their house. however my freinds stopped me from doing that becuase if they ever found out it was me it would mean big lawsuits, and i dont need that right now.

i hope i gave u some idea he he he

u was one fucking smart ten year old, but u made one fatal error, silly sting is flamable,

it was made that way on purpose, i think, but other than that it stays lit longer than most arosal flamable things that shoot out solids. . . eets great

[Maximvs]

too bad she doesn't have a dog. Dumb ass witch.

Sneak in at night while she is asleep, tie her to the bed som she can't make resistance. The take surgeon trd, or even better, barbed wire and sew her lips together, that would keep the bitch from open that fuking moutch of her's :cool: