My mother the embezzler

[DeuceDealer]

Yes that's right, my mom embezzled $18,000 and blamed it on me. Nice...!
Haha, her 51st birthday was a few weeks ago so I called her and asked, "So, how does it feel to be one short of a full deck?" I don't think that is THAT mean, is it? She didn't understand so I just told her happy birthday. "Eh, whatever," she blandly dismissed my effort. Then she said, to someone on her end of the phone, "Yeah, she wished me a happy birthday. No present, didn't offer to cook dinner...." So I like an idiot ask if she wants me to cook dinner. (What the heck would I make anyway? Microwave beans?) She said, "No, I already started it, and I used the can opener that I BOUGHT MYSELF because I didn't get one for Mother's Day." Ohhhhh... So sorry....
Yeah well she's going to die soon, and won't the world be better for it. You could grind up her body and smoke it. Hmmm! I also had a spell checker tell me to spell "Hmm" as "H'm"--what do you think? I mean, really, what is being omitted that there needs to be an apostrophe in "H'm"?
*aspires to embezzle*

[Deez Nutz]

Wtf does embezzeled mean?

[Jeranamo]

Wtf does embezzeled mean?
Theres a nice site called www.dictionary.com
Use it before posting a dumb question like that

[Seije]

i wish i had 18,000 to embezzle..j/k

[HintOfClarity]

Wtf does embezzeled mean?

em·bez·zle (m-bzl)
tr.v. em·bez·zled, em·bez·zling, em·bez·zles
To take (money, for example) for one's own use in violation of a trust.

[The 4th Child]

If you would like i will kick the shit out of her, want me too?