WTF.com Merchandise

[Jason]

Howdy,

Okay, here's your chance to come up with clever and unique sayings to be used on our t-shirts, mousepads, beer steins, backpacks, etc. to help promote our site. They may be racy, they may contain profanity, however we will not tolerate anything on a shirt that would get someone killed the moment they step outside! ;)

If everyone likes your idea, you'll receive a free item of your choice once we release them.

In other words, do our work for us and we'll toss you a bone!

Begin.

[otepsoul]

how bout wtf.com americas bitching site.

[Jason]

Not bad, hate to limit it to America however.. Good portion of people on WTF ain't from here... Hmm.

[otepsoul]

ok how bout wtf.com home of all that is bitching.

[Broken]

I survived WTF's B&T, and they made me buy my own T-shirt.. <Ganked it from Jason

WTF.com For your safety don't log in for at least thirty minutes after eating.

Hell I got nothing.

[MrNewbie]

MrNewbie, For_starters and ITAKEOFFENCE for life


:thumbsup:

[otepsoul]

wow that sucks.

[Broken]

Like a hoover..

[YUCK FOU!!!]

Shit doesnt just happen...assholes cause it
www.sex@myplace.now/wtf

[BRiT]

Buttons or perhaps even stickers/stamps with various sayings... I could use a "Fuck It" stamp at work.

[BRiT]

"You thought your life sucked, look at wtf.com..."
"Sometimes you just gotta say What The Fuck"

The follow are with saying on one side or location and wtf.com logo on otherside if on coffee cups or shot glasses or t-shirts:
"Got Attitude?"
"Need to Rant?"
":mfinger:"
":question:" or ":confused:"

[Seije]

that's a great idea, I was thinking the same thing
and maybe they could some quotes made up by us ranters
like..
wtf.com chicken noodle soup for the fucked up teenager

hmm..horrible, well I don't know, it sounded aight while it was in my head, writing it out is so dam hard

[Seije]

or "wtf.com the place where us ranters, rant on you"

[gehtfuct]

How about....


WTF!!
wtf.com




You could put it anywhere,on anything.

[Jason]

Cool ones so far, keep them coming! :) Inspire me!

[The_DEA]

I went to www.wtf.com (http://www.wtf.com/)
and all i got was this retarded (enter an item)

[The_DEA]

or use the pics from the gallery and put wtf.com under it

[Halfpintrocker]

how about... something simple like...
" What The Fuck?!" in little print on the front of a black t shirt on the right chest area and then on the back "WTF?!" In big letters. then under neath that it should say in smaller print... "Where you can Bitch all you fucking want!"

[The_DEA]

greetings from the bait house (with a pic of the ideal baithouse)
wtf.com

[Seije]

back: WTF!?

back, below^, smaller font: the place to rant...wtf.com

front, upper corner spot place: :mad: :mfinger:

[_Kitana_]

I will get back to you right now. For some reason all I can think of is:

Behold the power of spam.

lol

[otepsoul]

greetings from the bait house (with a pic of the ideal baithouse)
wtf.comyes our bait house fucking rules

[Big E]

wtf.com where you get flamed to a chrisp. thats the best I can do sorry.

[Jaymes]

An hour in photoshop well spent:

http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft1.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft2.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft3.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft4.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft5.jpg

[YUCK FOU!!!]

An hour in photoshop well spent:

http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft1.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft2.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft3.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft4.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft5.jpg

this guy is cool a noob but still cool. those pics kick ass, but id go with something with the beloved baithouse on there

[Jason]

Very cool pics, thanks for the work you put into that...

Keep them coming folks.. I'll also be giving away freebies on occasion for those who submit 'action photos' of our gear being out in the public.. I'll dedicate a seperate page to them in fact...

[gehtfuct]

Can I advertize for youz?

for_instance, Red crayon + White T-shirt =WTF.com


for free even..... ;)

[The_DEA]

the old header
on the back "The place to rant, rave, and just plain out smell bad"
on the front "wtf.com"

[Black Flame]

i've had this idea for a while now and i've never gotten around to putting it on a shirt. maybe you'd like it. i was thinking a shirt that says: I'm #1! ... you don't get a number.
gotta love to put others down. heh. thanks! laterz! :tongue:

[Jaymes]

Thinking about suicide lately?
...no?!
Well, mabye you should.
wtf.com

[voiceofreason]

Thinking about suicide lately?
...no?!
Well, mabye you should.
wtf.com
WTF.com - When you KNOW you're right

GOT RANT ? WTF.com

Anger, Ideas, Bait & Tackle WTF.com

WTF.com What do you think it means?

If it makes you laugh, makes you think, or makes you want to throw-up Its WTF.com

WTF.com Wimp-Free Zone

WTF.com Where nobody watch's your back...

[Broken]

Not bad!! Free Rep point! Keep em coming.

[The_DEA]

custome shirts with your user names on them

[BRiT]

Keep the suggestions coming...

[arrogantbastard]

Make shirts that say "Kill Something" :gun:

[shep]

Uh yeah

[Unforgiven]

WTF.com... where all sanity is lost, and trepidation reigns supreme...

[Jason]

Quite a few decent mottos..

Okay, anyone want to start officially 'seconding' any so we can move forward?

[TheLampIncident]

How about a shirt that says "OMG WTF WUZ TAHT LOL I JUST POOPED MAH PANTS"

Or not.

Maybe we could have a shirt that says "If you're not on WTF.com, WTF are you thinking?"

[shep]

ya what he said jason,lol. :mfinger:

[shep]

:thumbsup:

[The_DEA]

How about a shirt that says "OMG WTF WUZ TAHT LOL I JUST POOPED MAH PANTS"

Or not.

Maybe we could have a shirt that says "If you're not on WTF.com, WTF are you thinking?"i second both of these

[The_DEA]

An hour in photoshop well spent:

http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft1.jpg http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/jaymes/wtf/wtft4.jpg these are good too i second both

[Skorch]

Sorry to be throwing new shit in while we've started seconding old shit, but I always liked: "what the fuck is wtf"

[HiaWataH]

" I believe the word you are looking for is WTF ??? "

[BRiT]

Hate to throw in something new, but it's so obvious...

"WTF.com kills braincells"

[teh anarchist]

On the back: WTF at the top and then all the anagram meanings we came up with in that thread (couldn't find it to link it) and then on the front: WTF.com - WTF do you think it means?

[edolphritler]

WTF.com: if you don't like it, you're a penis envy.
or
why don't you put WTF.com on the front and all the smilies with a one word definition per on the back. You just might have to get a little creative.
or
WTF.com: the last place on earth where being a flamer is a good thing.
or
front: WTF.com: Where everybody knows your name,
back: and they're always glad to tell you to STFU
or
WTF.com: this is not you're Grandma's forum, unless your Grandma is really really cool.

[edolphritler]

WTF.com: Unbridled Rage, captured whenever the fuck we want.
or
WTF-The best online acronym next to MILF. WTF.com
or
WTF.com: Putting the brain-dead where they belong-in body bags.
or
WTF.com made me kill my dog!
or
Where Pessimistic Philosophers can gather under one banner: WTF.com
or
WTF.com: For those who didn't make if past MENSA's "No Whining" Sign.

[YUCK FOU!!!]

wtf.com- if you think it sux, we'll send you an email bomb
wtf.com- a forum dedicated to the anger of millions of geeks across the globe
girlfriend dumped ya?, lost your job? why dont you tell the world-wtf.com
you know your fucked when wtf.com
wanna tell the world to kiss your ass? do it here...wtf.com
on holidays? family pissing you off?, come register your discuss throughout the world-wtf.com
you think george bush isnt lying about the weapons of mass destruction? get a life and come here: wtf.com
wtf.com if your constantly drunk this is the place for you!

ive tried. please give me recognitiion lol

[Unforgiven]

Got rant? try wtf.com

[skylinec]

need some stui sayings for shirts use 3 pages on my site

www.Geocities.com/skylinecobrainc/sayings
www.Geocities.com/skylinecobrainc/sayings2
www.Geocities.com/skylinecobrainc/sayings3

[skylinec]

my site is down right now so i'm letting you in because of my nice atitude you assholes

[MaxPower]

Four out of five dentists surveyed say
What The Fuck!!!
WTF.com


Or


What The Fuck Run Amok
WTF.com

[twofivekidd9]

Front Side: Newbee; It's whats for dinner!

Back Side: WTF.com

[twofivekidd9]

I have to second the ideas from edolphritler. They are all pretty good. MaxPower has a couple of really good ones too.

[MaxPower]

Front Side: Newbee; It's whats for dinner!

Back Side: WTF.com


Yours is awsome, but I think the US beef association may have a problem with it.

[BRiT]

"What's your anti-masterbation? -- WTF.com"

A take off of the "What's your anti-drug?" thang... Anyone feel like going over to http://www.whatsyourantidrug.com/ and giving us an entry?

[The_DEA]

A take off of the "What's your anti-drug?" thang... Anyone feel like going over to http://www.whatsyourantidrug.com/ (http://www.whatsyourantidrug.com/) and giving us an entry? i put wtf.com :D

[otepsoul]

thats great

[MaxPower]

A T-Shirt, hat or bumpersticker

.
http://www.slip-stream.net/images/gallery/wtfded.jpg

[magnolia]

I second and third that one! I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

[_BlackWulf_]

Front - WTF.com, dont like the world? why not talk to people you hardly know about it
Back - WTF.com, good enough for _BlackWulf_ good enough for you
Im not sure the front would fit, maybe you could make it a fat guys T-shirt

[BRiT]

WTF.com - Use at own risk!

[MaxPower]

WTF.com
Not to be taken orally
If symptoms persist consult your physician

[Unforgiven]

i'm gonna get some of these put on t-shirts and post pictures when i get a webcam :P

[BRiT]

If only there was enough time in the day ... In the mean time, rest assured this is still something in the midst of being realized.

[Descent]

How about this...


"WTF.com. Life's a beach."

[skylinec]

5 minites on picture it wasted
http://forums.wtf.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=187&stc=1

[otepsoul]

how bout on a shirt.


Skyline-Cobra - biggest noob we have here.

[GottaHurt]

I came
I flamed
I'll never be the same
WTF.com

Put the first three lines in a circle around WTF.com

(I'm no artist)

[Broken]

Coffee mug:


Got Rant?

WTF.com

[Icarus]

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/3050/shirts.gif

Mmhmm. I'd wear it... just not in public.

[mariusthegreat]

i heart wtf.com

[otepsoul]

dont we all.

[skylinec]

how bout on a shirt.


Skyline-Cobra - biggest noob we have here.
don't make fun of me :starts fake crying: dammit didn't work

[gehtfuct]

Hey kids, I hear they're hiring in B&T,off you go.


Ooo! Ooo!..Heres an idea.



Got MaxPower?
Is it Broken?
Need dustinzgirl?
gehtfuct now!
@WTF.com
Limited time only
while supplies last

Or...

STFU!
@wtf.com

[pimpyobitch]

Front: For_Starters
Its whats for dinner.

Back: WTF.com

[Descent]

How about this...

What the fuck is in those beans?!

WTF.COM'S FLAMING FORUM. BEST LIGHTED WITH BIC LIGHTERS.

Or...

WTF.COM...When life throws you a loop, come here to poop.

Maybe even:

WTF.COM. THE INTERNET EQUIVALENT OF A DIRTY IRISH PUB.

[pimpyobitch]

Hey kids, I hear they're hiring in B&T,off you go.


Ooo! Ooo!..Heres an idea.



Got MaxPower?
Is it Broken?
Need dustinzgirl?
gehtfuct now!
@WTF.com
Limited time only
while supplies last

Or...

STFU!
@wtf.com

He's got my vote :mfinger:

[mariusthegreat]

-my kid was conceived at wtf.com

-my kid made honor roll at wtf.com

-i reserved my final resting place at wtf.com

-wtf.com made me do it....:/

[deus_ex_machina]

-my kid was conceived at wtf.com

-my kid made honor roll at wtf.com

-i reserved my final resting place at wtf.com

-wtf.com made me do it....:/
woah...you too huh?

[mariusthegreat]

yeah...wtf.com ..has made me do some pretty crazy shit .....crazy i tell you...crazy...

[deus_ex_machina]

how bout this


I Was A Happy Member Of WTF.COM Until I Met...(front)



____(back)

^fill in the blank

[Descent]

GottaHurt

[</rant>]

You could let people make their own tshirts, best ones get produced to be sold.

Here is a good link (http://www.stencilrevolution.com/tutorials/tutorialsview.php?id=2) on making your own tees.

</rant>

[betrayed]

"Married? Come to WTF.com"

[Jeranamo]

"WTF.COM!!
Because when you get fucked in the ass, we're there to soothe the pain"

[skylinec]

"WTF.COM!!
Because when you get fucked in the ass, we're there to soothe the pain"
wow pain in the ass hole

[YUCK FOU!!!]

Hey kids, I hear they're hiring in B&T,off you go.


Ooo! Ooo!..Heres an idea.



Got MaxPower?
Is it Broken?
Need dustinzgirl?
gehtfuct now!
@WTF.com
Limited time only
while supplies last

Or...

STFU!
@wtf.com
put my name in there and its all good

[skylinec]

well its been fucking long jason..............when is store going to be up

[HideNGofuYrself]

One that says...

"W hat T he F uck were you thinking?!"

"WTF .com"

[HideNGofuYrself]

(front) Who the fuck died and made you King Asshole?
(back) WTF.com

[ReiMeishin]

WTF.com, where you are free to state your oppinion, and get hell for it.

[skylinec]

WTF.com, where you are free to state your oppinion, and get hell for it.
(front)the place to get fans and get flamed
(back)wtf.com

[gumercules]

better... "the place where flames get fanned" or "flames fanned here"

[skylinec]

better... "the place where flames get fanned" or "flames fanned here"
set fans on fire

[otepsoul]

wtf.com where the mods go to party.

[Unforgiven]

wtf.com... The shit has hit the fan

or something... :confused:

[skylinec]

wtf.com where the mods go to party.
i wish i was a mod...

[Skorch]

i wish i was a mod...
wtf.com where you wish you were a mod.

[skylinec]

wtf.com where you wish you were a mod.
screw you don't make fun of me

[otepsoul]

wtf.com where you wish you were a mod.
wtf.com i dont have to wish.

[skylinec]

wtf.com i dont have to wish.
wtf.com make sure to have a death wish

[deus_ex_machina]

WTF.COM
The Place Where Skyline Begs To Be A Mod

[skylinec]

WTF.COM
The Place Where Skyline Begs To Be A Mod
i've never begged to be a mod...it just would be kewl

[Unforgiven]

wtf.com-Entry fee: 40 peso's and the last remaining shreds of the sanity you once possessed.

[BRiT]

Here's one for the admins...

wtf.com: what have I done?

[Unforgiven]

wtf.com-where all threads are somehow brutally derailed :)

[otepsoul]

Here's one for the admins...

wtf.com: what have I done?
lol :thumbsup:

[skylinec]

Here's one for the admins...

wtf.com: what have I done?
so jason made the site then invited you

[Skorch]

wtf.com: shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP. All of you just shut up.

[skylinec]

wtf.com: shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP. All of you just shut up.
no you

[Icarus]

WTF.com

Because you're not a pussy.

[skylinec]

WTF.com

Because you're not a pussy.
what the hell type of shirt is that

[Skorch]

what the hell type of shirt is that
Apparently one that doesn't apply to you. It seemed fairly straightforward to me, what do you need explained?

[otepsoul]

wtf.com where Skorch killed my thread.

[Skorch]

Oh, now no complaining about that. I saw it begging to be put out of its misery and I just happened to have a .45 handy. It was an act of mercy, I didn't want it to suffer any more. I'm just too compassionate for my own good.

[bmonkeyman01]

k i thought about it for awhile... and nothing is coming to me so far. hm... :? how bout "save your bitching for those that listen" on the back and "wtf.com" on the front

[bmonkeyman01]

ok i got it have like a pic of a dog humping a cat or something and on the back have WTF.com or some shit like that

[skylinec]

ok i got it have like a pic of a dog humping a cat or something and on the back have WTF.com or some shit like that
k i thought about it for awhile... and nothing is coming to me so far. hm... :? how bout "save your bitching for those that listen" on the back and "wtf.com" on the front
newb
:slap: :wstupid: :slap:

[YUCK FOU!!!]

this onetime...like 6 months ago i saw to guys kissing..that was the gayest thing ive seen until i started going on wtf.com

[skylinec]

this onetime...like 6 months ago i saw to guys kissing..that was the gayest thing ive seen until i started going on wtf.com
if this site is gay than i'm gay than cause i love it

[edub1371]

FRONT: If you see your bitch, either kick their ass or give 'em $20.00
BACK: WTF.COM

[Skorch]

WTF.COM
Guaranteed to be offensive or your money back

[LiberatioN]

catchy. i like it. :thumbsup:

[Sod]

wtf.com, what you farm is anything but

[RxBitch]

wtf.com ... a bitchin' site

[NaughtyGirl21]

Front: Are you irritated? Do you need a place to let it all out?
Back: Bitch all you want at WTF.com, a place to Bitch and let it loose. :mfinger:

[Sel]

How about something like this:




WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
WTF
IF you stopped me just to try and read this FUCK OFF!

WTF.com


But more centered and Smaller at the end......*will go photoshop*

Like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/selbabybye/WFT.jpg


Then on the back have www.wft.com (http://www.wft.com) in bigger letters...but not huge kinda like the middle or last single WTF sizes or something.....

That would kick ass!

[creep]

WTF.com, where we'll pretend to care.

or something corny like

"Free punch and pie at WTF.com"

:\

[skylinec]

"Wtf.com, If you think we care you're fucking crazy."

[BrIONwoshMunky]

']"Wtf.com, If you think we care your fucking crazy."


With the incorrect grammar and all?

[skylinec]

A spelling flame is the lowest form of flaming.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

']A spelling flame is the lowest form of flaming.

Ahhh.... but it was just a question.

[skylinec]

But does it matter if 'you're' is spelt 'your', If hopefully before jason made the Merchandise that he did a fucking spell check?

[BrIONwoshMunky]

']But does it matter if 'you're' is spelt 'your', If hopefully before jason made the Merchandise that he did a fucking spell check?

It's grammar not spelling so it wouldn't come up with spell check.

[rcarhar]

WTF.com, where we'll pretend to care.

or something corny like

"Free punch and pie at WTF.com"

:\
lol ^_

...I read like the 1st and last page... is :mfinger: usable?

[skylinec]

It's grammar not spelling so it wouldn't come up with spell check.I hate you

[LiberatioN]

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait...not me...you."

and then "WTF.com" on the back

edit:

this one's kinda ghey...i'll think of some more when i'm not mentally exhausted.

http://img194.exs.cx/img194/2064/awesome0sx.jpg


edit 2:

"Pro ranters agree: WTF.com really hits the spot"

[fucktheliberals]

www.WTF.com
.........h h u
.........a e c
.........t.....k
.........GET SOME!
(had to use the periods to make it work)

[fucktheliberals]

I fixed it


woooohooo double post

[BrIONwoshMunky]

:director: Remember, Your posts have an edit button.

[10 stars]

Fat girls are fun to ride, until someone off WTF?! see you.

[10 stars]

Ok, I Just Had The Best Idea Ever.
I Made A Pic Of The Shirt, But It Wont Upload, Its Too Big, Jason Get In Touch With Me For The Best Shirt Ever.

[10 stars]

jason how will i send you the pic

[fucktheliberals]

Man im ready for some wtf merchandise to be on sale so i can piss my mom off with a shirt that says "What The Fuck!"

[Dave666]

WTF.com like Oprah on crack

Your place to rant and rave WTF.com

[Jason]

Keep 'em coming, we're hoping to give you some fun stuff soon after our new site's launch! :)

[screwy]

I'd say "S.C.U.M Official Fan Club"

And a giant :thumbsup:

[LiberatioN]

I'd personally come take that shirt from you if you bought it.

but for the SCUM members: I'd probably by a shirt that said "I R S.C.U.M."

[BRiT]

Latest idea from IRC.

front:
I showed my B(.)(.)bies on WTF.com

back:
And all I got was this T-Shirt
... and rep
... and stalkers.

[billybob13]

how about you have a tee with everyone's avaitars and username on it. and on the back under all of them, it will say join these ranks on WTF.com. i figure you could put a good 2 or 3 hundred on it, plenty for all the heavy posters

[Noob]

The world offical Johnny Kuntz doll!

This offical Johnny Kuntz doll is perfectally suit for a Universal mikado world champion such as him. It's available in Dutch and American accents.

It has 10 Catch phrases such as

"Everybody loves me."

"I am the mikado world champion"

"You can not equal up to me you loser mods."

AND if you act now, you can get the special edition Doll!

Press his foot and he'll roll around like this!

:rotflmao:

Coming soon (Not.)

[dull_bullet]

" I have 1,000+ posts on WTF.com :thumbsup:"

then show a dude leaning really close to his monitor at a desk

[Easty]

t-shirt

front: "www.wtf.com..."

back: "...corrupting the planet, one at a time"

[Dave666]

Front: Wtf.com
Try our kool-aid
Back:It Won't kill you

[Awaken]

"I registered at wtf.com and all i got was this stupid t-shirt and neg rep from skitch."

[bigck3000]

"Wtf.com" Front shirt
"Your Girl looks like a hoodrat" Back shirt.


Front: "Wtf.com"
Back: "Pass the Baby sauce.....mmmmmm.....Baby..."

[YUCK FOU!!!]

t-shirt

front: "www.wtf.com..."

back: "...corrupting the planet, one at a time"
we can make this one better

'wtf.com'
'corrupting the worlds youth since 1994'

or
'wtf.com'

'corrupting the planet, one child at a time'

[Magic Hobo]

Front: www.Wtf.com
Back: Don't get Broken (Pic of Broken's dog-fuck avatar

[Easty]

we can make this one better

'wtf.com'
'corrupting the worlds youth since 1994'

or
'wtf.com'

'corrupting the planet, one child at a time'

thanks.

front: wtf.com

back: property of (insert MOD or Admin. name here)

[Nemesis]

[QUOTE=Dave666]WTF.com like Oprah on crack

FKN LOVE IT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl:

[meh_it_all]

1. "You think you got strange? Try WTF.com"
2. "I have rep on WTF.com, Kiss me baby."
3. "Go to WTF.com. Warning; don't say I didn't warn you."

(God I suck at this... Least I tried :sad: )

[Easty]

i wouldn't mind black shirt with some sort of wtf design on it

[necro]

:D How about like

WTF in those firey letters, and have that troll looking fucker with the whip and the pitch fork above the WTF. Like, for instance on a book bag, you know how the new ones have like CD player pockets, have the Troll and WTF on that. Or make a T-Shirt With Wtf.com - Like warm maple syrup. Something. Window shield decals for a car that have WTF in fiery letters or something. I'm trying. :D

[necro]

On a black T-Shirt, on the front have a tackle box picture, and under it say "Bait And Tackle - The First Legal Rape" and on the back like up by the neck , have WTF.com

[A_Zombie]

" I went to WTF.com and all i got was this t-shirt" :thumbsup:

[necro]

" I went to WTF.com and all i got was this t-shirt" :thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

[I Hate The FCC]

Have a huge cock coming out of a farm and have the text under it say "I was cock farmed at wtf.com"

Or have a red hammer and sickle on a black shirt and have the text under it say "I love I Hate The FCC" :thumbsup:

[necro]

I second descent's wtf.com: when life throws you a loop, come here to poop. :thumbsup:

FCC's cock farm idea was cool.

Wtf.com
-insert big pic of poop toast-

Wtf.com Presents: The Cock Farm
The only trip on the farm you want to leave

I WANT YOU
-insert pic of uncle sam pointing-
On Wtf.Com


Sorry to be giving ideas so late on, but i need new clothes :help:

[spider1]

Fat girls are fun to ride, until someone off WTF?! see you.
Wait, i can make that better,
Fat chicks are like mopeds, there fun to ride untill your e-freinds see you
rotflmfao!!
heres another one
front: :mfinger:
back: v

[void]

1. a rubber stamp with.. "4Q"

(discrete and effective..)

2. t.shirt with.. "Fuck all the laws"

(appealing to the broadest demographic)

3. bumper sticker with.. "blaze daily for president 2008 (smoking drugs so you don't have to)"

(you might sell one in england)

4. an engraved ceremonial katana with.. "WTF? I'll give you WTF!!!"

(could be a winner.. in certain situations.)

5. a moleskin journal with.. "Dwn wth vwls"

(because i want one)

6. t.shirt with.. "WTF.com Hell is other people!"

(at last i actually have something..)

[Slacker]

1. a rubber stamp with.. "4Q"

(discrete and effective..)

2. t.shirt with.. "Fuck all the laws"

(appealing to the broadest demographic)

3. bumper sticker with.. "blaze daily for president 2008 (smoking drugs so you don't have to)"

(you might sell one in england)

4. an engraved ceremonial katana with.. "WTF? I'll give you WTF!!!"

(could be a winner.. in certain situations.)

5. a moleskin journal with.. "Dwn wth vwls"

(because i want one)

6. t.shirt with.. "WTF.com Hell is other people!"

(at last i actually have something..)

The last is the best. Insteed of "WTF.com Hell is other people" It should be "WTF.com Hell is FOR other people"

Or

"WTF.com were the internet was born"

[void]

The last is the best. Insteed of "WTF.com Hell is other people" It should be "WTF.com Hell is FOR other people"

Or

"WTF.com were the internet was born"

"hell is other people" is a charles bukowski quote.. and also my absolute philosophy..

[_Kitana_]

WTF.COM
scrat n sniff undies

THATS ALL I WANT IN THE STORE

[Vader]

WTF.com
Are mods, can kick your mods asses...

[foress_89]

Lemonade makes me feel safe :thumbsup:

:yeahthat:

[I Hate The FCC]

WTF.com
Are mods, can kick your mods asses...
Our*


Fucking idiot....

[Jason]

Hey folks...

We've been doing a lot of work to prepare for our upgrade to the new vB 3.5 version. Once that's completed, we'll be full focused on the merchandise end of things and finally get that out the door. We'll be taking quite a few sayings from this thread and putting them on our t-shirts, so stay tuned to vote on some finalists!

Alien tiptoes over to the New Thread button...

[Unforgiven]

www.wtf.com

Where all your needs as a flamer are fulfilled.

Ask for Geht.

[Slacker]

"WTF.com is where the local scum find themselves."

[BklynCannonball]

"Who farted?"

[wootness]

Cool ones so far, keep them coming! :) Inspire me!

i know on a tshirt write " lifes like a dick when it gets hard you fuck it "

[BklynCannonball]

"Where I hang my hat"

[BrIONwoshMunky]

"Where I hang my hat"
"Where I hang my cat"*

[BklynCannonball]

Ahhhhh.....better. :thumbsup:

"Beware of rabid dogs"
"We have rabies"

[latinmaxima]

have wtf.com on front across the chest. and on the back a big WTF? in the middle.

also agreed with the logo of wtf.com in flames on the front and on back by neck wtf.com

maybe something along the lines of got n00b? on front. wtf.com on the back.

[BklynCannonball]

I think "Got" anything would be pretty lame. It's kinda along the same lines of all the "palooza" festivals that came about.

[latinmaxima]

I think "Got" anything would be pretty lame. It's kinda along the same lines of all the "palooza" festivals that came about.
point taken. very true.

[teh anarchist]

so .. are we ever going to actually see any of these suggestions be put into action?

[BRiT]

so .. are we ever going to actually see any of these suggestions be put into action?

Yes...

[otepsoul]

wtf.com where otepsoul lives.

[Spikey]

WTF.com
Our mods, can kick your mods asses...:thumbsup: :ugly:

[Base]

WTF.com
For asshole and assholes alike

[void]

WTF.com
For asshole and assholes alike

on what?
a buttplug?

[Base]

on what?
a buttplug?

if they sell them, yeah i guess. Maybe underwear. But i was actually being boring and thinking on a T-Shirt.

Thought of another one, this time for underwear. on the front: Masturbation! back: WTF.com
spelt in a gooey white font. Just an idea

[void]

i see a lot of potential in WTF!? beer.. :thumbsup:

[Base]

i see a lot of potential in WTF!? beer.. :thumbsup:

WTF beer: Way Tastier than Fosters :D

[void]

WTF beer: Way Tastier than Fosters :D

you aussie?

wtf beer.. a guaranteed Wobbly Toxic Funk..

[Base]

no, although people have asked me that.

WTF.com once you taste it
You're a waste shit!

sorry (thats gay, spelt gay-a-y)

what about:

Life is Shit
Deal with it
wtf.com

[Spikey]

Who the hell made you? (they should be shot)
They are related aren't they?
Funny? what the hell do you know about funny?

[vIoLeNcE0969]

front:
WTF. are you doing here?
___ c
___ o
___ m

back:

~ in flamed letters with the troll with whip right there
"let the flaming begin"


OR


Who The Fuck are you?

[skully]

front:
WTF. are you doing here?
___ c
___ o
___ m

back:

~ in flamed letters with the troll with whip right there
"let the flaming begin"




ugh no. That would look like its like a .com thing or something.



How bout this....its kinda a crappy idea. We can have a red rage theme shirt...

front side with the devil....whatever that picture thing was saying rage mother fucker....can you feal it



and the back side i have no idea so far....ill edit the post.

[Piro]

you aussie?

wtf beer.. a guaranteed Wobbly Toxic Funk..
WTF beer. What the fuck they put in this?! Damn noobs.

[UberSkippy]

Actually, I'd prefer wtf.com items that I can wear in public. A shirt with the word "fuck" on it will get your ass a fine around here. The word "shit" isn't any better. And honestly, if I can't wear it, I aint gonna buy it.

[Base]

adapted from one of my shirts.

"everytime you masturbate
God kills a noob"

:thumbsup: yeah :thumbsup:

but thats also like taking someone elses idea

[Boycott]

WTF.com
Scaring people away since 1842.

WTF.com*
(in small text) *May result in injury, coma, or death. Keep away from children.

WTF.com
Alt-F4 gives you rep.

WTF.com
[rep bar, with a high number on it]
Interwebs == Life

WTF.com
Taking life to the serious max.

WTF.com
Honestly, WTF.com

WTF.com
:thumbsup: Bring back the old thumbs. :thumbsdn:

Edit : Wtf.com
Please post in the Welcome Wagon first.

[Tostig]

WTF.com

For those days when you need a serious asswhooping.


----------------------------------------------------
WTF.Com

Step 1: Take with Food
Step 2: Induce Vomitting
----------------------------------------------------
WTF.Com

The original place to smack someone with a trout.
----------------------------------------------------
(front)Hi, nice to meet you!
(back)Now go away, fuckstick!
(small print on bottom of back)Brought to you courtesy of WTF.com
----------------------------------------------------
For a hat:
WTF.com
Covering the mullet since (date of launch)!
----------------------------------------------------
Beer stein:
WTF.com

Sometimes a good decision.

[Unforgiven]

I joined wtf.com and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

[Spikey]

Like MTV2 :D
WTF.COM!! Where The Flamings At!!


I joined Wtf.com and all i got was this thing called "Pwnage"

WTF?! (.COM)

Find Out Where Waldo REALLY is, at WTF.com

Bitching+Moaning+Flaming+Ranting= WTF.com

[Slacker]

There is always the famous:

WTF.com
Miss a Day
Miss Alot

[Jugular]

How about a happysad on the shirt? :happysad: -WTF.com

[Spikey]

WTF, Home Of The Cockfarms

Front Of Shirt- "OMFg im so f'in l337 you n00bies!!11"
Back Of Shirt- "Banned- What An Asshat!"

[Jugular]

I've always wanted a shirt that said "LOLZ!!!11" on it...

[Tostig]

t-shirt;
front: WTF were you thinking?
back: WTF.COM

[CopyLifted]

I just saved a bunch of money on babysitting by switching to WTF.com.

WTF.com - Serious business.

[Icarus]

WTF.com got me laid.

[Jugular]

WTF.com got me laid.
I knew you had something to do with Dotcom's registration.

[Easty]

front: wtf.com
back: because we're better than you

[BklynCannonball]

a computer screen that says WTF on it in big ass letters.

I am mentally drained right now.

[Easty]

Front: WTF=Why the fuck?
Back: Why the fuck not? Wtf.com

[Captain 151]

Mousepad:

"Hey! Get that fucking thing off me!"
"I love when balls roll on me."


T-shirt:

"WTF?! Where did I leave my keys?!"

(front): "What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your - "
(back): "WTF.com: Humiliating pop music since 1799."

(front): "WTF.com: Because angry old people are funny."
(back): <image of an old lady giving the finger.>

<Mr. T with a quote bubble>: "Kids, don't do drugs, stay in school, and go to WTF.com."

"Grab and pull this lever for free money." <"WTF.com" with an arrow pointing down to the bottom of the shirt.>

(front): "What did the rhino say to the gorilla during feeding time at the zoo?"
(back): "How the fuck should I know? I'm not Dr. Fucking Doolittle."

(front): "Angry? Depressed? Confused? Elated? Retarded?"
(back): "We accept them all. WTF.com."

"Whatever happened to that guy from Perfect Strangers?

(front): <image of a violent storm at sea with a capsized boat> "This is your life."
(back): <image of a beautiful sunset behind the mountains> "This is your life on WTF.com."

(front): <image of bait>
(back): <image of tackle> "Bait and Tackle. Because you can't get punched through a computer screen."


Mug:

"If only this was filled with vodka."
"Begin your morning with a nice glass of WTF.com"
"WTF.com: My #1 Dad."


Hat/Cap:

"WTF.com: We cover your favorite assholes!"


Shotglasses:

"I can still read this. Pour me another."
"When I grow up, I want to be a snifter."
"In a few minutes I'll either be regretting this or fumbling around for a condom. Either way, I'm in."
"Not intended for single use."
"And on the 2nd day, God created Vodka, which He drank, and it was good. And on the 3rd day, God created light, and He said, 'Whoa, too much light.'"
"Why is this fucking thing empty?!"

[King Goldfish]

front: WTF.com

Back: I couldnt come up with a clever slogan, so They gave me this t-shirt.

[Chad]

I joined wtf.com and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.


I was thinking I got caged and all I got was this lousy t shirt

front- You cheated on the trivia?
Back- YOU GOOGLER!!


Im saved because I confessed on wtf.com


Nothing like the smell of flame bait in the morning

wtf radio cured me from stupid!

The shout box is for heros!

I once loved someone like a cumstain.

Listen to wtf radio to geht me out of the cage


Yeah technically, the idea for this thread was created because i need something to bail out of the cage.. :P

[grimlock]

you could just check to see what the most popular picture is in the picture gallery and then email it around to everyone with a line like
'this is nothing the best s**t is on WTF.com'
or just print cool pic on t-shirts

[Farceur]

How about a shirt that says

front: "You think you're fucked up?"
back: "You should see some of the shit on our minds."


WTF.com beneath that.
with a picture of the demon guy up at top maybe?


Or maybe

WTF.com

"Strictly Ass-Hat Free Zone."

maybe A shirt that says

"Will rep for boobies!"

and the females
"I show boobies for rep!"
One that says

"I'm a Rep Whore."

Or

"I'm to cool for your pitiful rep...N00B."

wtf.com on it somewhere again

maybe?

maybe--->WTF
--->rules are as follows
1: Ass-hats will be banned.
2: N00bs will be caged for our amusement.
then on the back
"You want rep N00b? Dance for it."

Wtf.com below it.

or one that says

"I laugh at repless bastards."

or

"A life without rep, is like a life without genitals."
-------------->(It sucks)

"WTF.com" on the back.



Maybe the cock farm picture on the front.

with this on the back

"not as 1337 as i thought."
-------->:sad:

"WTF.com"


Maybe WTF.com

The place where we make fun of your 1337N355.


just some ideas.

some of these are better than others.

[Spikey]

"Please Do Not Feed The Cocks"

[Chad]

Um when do we start seconding?

[Spikey]

Ask BRiT or Jason.
I'm too lazy.

[BamWam]

front: WTF.com

Back: I couldnt come up with a clever slogan, so They gave me this t-shirt.
I love it. I would probably buy a shirt that said that. I'm serious too. :tongue:

[BrIONwoshMunky]

A shirt that says, "I won the slogan contest with this?"

[leehype]

How about just a screen shot of the home page. I would wear it. You can have different colors, you don't have to put alot in to desing it, hell, take a screen shot and print it up. I might just do it anyway to beat the fad.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

A shirt that says: "Leehype drives a riced out Geo Metro."

[gehtfuct]

WTF.com
Like buttsecks- it's not for everyone

Deep inside-you'll really want it

[BklynCannonball]

Did anyone do the...

Front: Wtf.com
Back: Taters

or visa versa

[gehtfuct]

Nope. I'm surprised my stupidity hasn't coined something to go with the "Tater" thing. Eh..I've pwn'd it long enough-it's yours.

[Slacker]

Edit: Oh fuck wrong thread, ignore..

[Xtrasystolic]

Front :

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/Xtrasystolic/potato-thumb.gif

Back : WTF.com

[screwy]

Copyrighted material. :thumbsup:

You're stupid.

[Evil_Jesus]

front: WTF.COM
back: we're good like that
(or vice versa)
sounded good in my head

[HoneyImHome]

Dammit, I missed this thread. Anyway...

"I am a GOD at WTF.com!"
(perhaps the back could read: "On your knees Bitch!" - or optional, for some who don't want the wordy dirds)

[Evil_Jesus]

Dammit, I missed this thread. Anyway...

"I am a GOD at WTF.com!"
(perhaps the back could read: "On your knees Bitch!" - or optional, for some who don't want the wordy dirds)
you found it.
i second her idea btw.

[HoneyImHome]

By the way, you'll probably offend 99% of women/girls behind you everywhere you go.... maybe "Kneel before me!" or something more lame/less offensive. :D

[Jude09]

By the way, you'll probably offend 99% of women/girls behind you everywhere you go.... maybe "Kneel before me!" or something more lame/less offensive. :D :thumbsup: We were meant to offend ! Its what makes it so fun




WTF
Does not stand for Witches Tasting Fries

[Captain 151]

It's clear that mine are the best. When do I get my free stuff?! :D

[UberSkippy]

A while back folks in IRC started coming up with T-Shirt Slogans. I figured it'd be good to log that chat and post all the various slogans people came up with. Of course I'm really lazy, and there was regular conversation going on so I had to dig through about 24 pages of chat logs to get them all... then I had to fix typos and shit like that. So it all took a while. But it's done, and here they are...

Edit: I would like to point out that I'm not taking credit for all of these. Some were mine, most came from like 20 other people. (It was a busy day in chat) But for the sake of readability I removed the names of the people that came up with them.

My Favorites:

WTF.com "I drank Jesus' last coors"

Jesus loves you because you put out.

"STUF" on the front "I spel off purose" on the back

wtf.com, how many times can you change YOUR name before a mod gets confused and kills a puppy?

"This shirt would be way cooler if this city didn't have obsenity laws."

wtf.com, no one liked my ideas for a shirt so I made my own

WTF.com: The reason parents think the internet is full of perverts

I had a christian pool party, we're swimming in wine now. You rule Jesus.

WTF.com: I know what goes on at The Cockfarm... Do you?

wtf.com my web site could beat up your website

wtf.com: go delete your c drive

for the mods: you might have a life, but I can still ban your ass

Front: wtf.com - we actually have girls! Back: to bad they have penises

wtf.com - intelligent internet overrun by stupid

Front: Wtf.com- we may be mean, but you're dumb as hell. Back: fwned!

WTF.com - Because we can... back: ...sleep with your sister.

wtf.com - when rehab is just too expensive

----------------------------------------------------------------


WTF.com: Now more absorbant than ever!

WTF.com, now with no additives or fillers!

wtf.com ruined my life

wtf.com IS your life

WTF.com: now in fragrent tropical scent

wtf.com made me cool

wtf.com: we drink more beer than God

WTF.com: Beer makes me sexy.

wtf.com we drink beer with god.

black shirt, on the front, the Demon from Red Rage, on the back, a slogan

wtf.com just went up two points in the stock market

"I won the slogan contest with this?"

WTF.com, we drink God's beer

wtf.com: you're a naughty monkey

wtf.com "I did a toast with Jesus"

WTF.com "I beat Jesus in arm wrestling...FWNED"

for people that debate with Jung: wtf.com, I argued with Jung. I lost

"I spel off purose!"

how much beer could a wtf mod drink if a wtf mod couldnt drink beer

"i stole this t-shirt from the internet'

"I joined wtf.com....Bad touch! BAAAAAAD Touch!"

wtf.com: zolly is teh shit
^ BOOBIES ^

"I pissed off a mod so they gave me this shitty shirt" with pic of the cockfarm avatar

wtf.com: LIES!!!!! ALL LIES!!!!

"I was bad and got cocked at wtf.com" under it says BANNED!!!

for women : Wtf.com.. I belong in the kitchen. Drunken nights told me so. /cry

wtf.com "Sega pwns joo all!"

"Sod off ya bloody wanker!"
wtf.com where max sods off your wankers all bloody like for saying taters randomly

"Wtf.com, where Kool-Aid is 50 cents"

"wtf.com, we try"

WTF.COM - The cult where everyone hates you

WTF.com: The first internet cult that's cool.

front: "welcome" back: "now fuck off"

front: rule #7 back: wtf.com

wtf.com "Maybe it's a healthy addiction?"

wtf.com: not l33t speak friendly

You may have a real life, but I have wtf.com

"wtf.com's T-Shirt that was never made because we couldn't decide which idea we wanted to use."

"We came up with this T shirt idea in IRC..deal."

"Wtf.com... we made ass ninjas."

wtf.com: fuck Utah - CL said so

wtf.com: Zolly hulk will eat your kid

wtf.com - something more awful

wtf.com: as productive as deleting your C:/ drive

wtf.com - because we can

wtf.com - because we care*

wtf.com - because you mommie said you couldn't

wtf.com and wookies = something is awful

wtf.com: stuf your taters in your cockfarm

wtf.com - put out or geht out

wtf.com---Worship the Taters

WTF.com - WTF.com

WTF.com: Where everyone posts in their underwear.

wtf.com - fwns you

wtf.com - we have the REAL chewbacca

wtf.com: we never liked you either

wtf.com - BWM saw something

WTF.COM NO YOU CAN NOT JOIN

WTF.com: Jason and BRiT saw this slogan in chat, and I got no credit for it.

wtf.com - where retards run rampant

what are the mods? Tater tots?

WTF.com - Sod off ya Bloody Wanker!

wtf.com - join our site. no n00bs!!!!

wtf.com---I have to poop.

wtf.com-now with vitamin C!

wtf.com-now with extra pulp!

front "speaking of wtf.com" back "fuck you"

wtf.com Free Koolaid!

"wtf.com - now with more wookie"

wtf radio live: The vagina song is stuck in my head

wtf.com - where easty looses

front: "wtf.com" back: "i need a new vagina"

wtf.com - it's got a hemi

wtf.com - where easty rocks

wtf.com - if you can't score here, you can't score anywhere

wtf.com - the truth is in here

wtf.com: home of the east infection

wtf.com - the only website that can give you hepatitus

wtf.com - NUDITY

wtf.com: not helping my alcoholism

wtf.com - beer, barbecue, and boobies

wtf.com - our smilies are better

wtf.com - for those without a life

wtf.com... I'll drink to that!

wtf.com: bam can't get enough

wtf.com - cumstain

wtf.com - (random one liner)

lol wtf.com : (Insert witty comeback here)

wtf.com (insert emo lyric here)

wtf.com: like the McRib, no way is it a good idea

wtf.com: STFU or you're all banned!

wtf.com the full fat version

wtf.com the new drug

#wtf.com, Ping? Pong!

wtf.com: where I lost my education

wtf.com learn grammar quick!

wtf.com we'll spank your monkey for you

wtf.com - be a cheeky fuckin wanka!

wtf.com - you don't have any idea what I'm talking about do you?

wtf.com - uber's avatar scares me

wtf.com-(fattie rep bar with a pimp hat on top)

wtf.com: Uber scares me

wtf.com - To the booby thread!

wtf.com - pics?

wtf.com: I am the booby thread

wtf.com - we'll make an asshole out of you in no time

wtf.com-home of the cock farm

wtf.com: home of "the" drunk mod

wtf.com-CL has no modesty

WTF.com - I'm engorged, and stiff.

wtf.com - shame is bad

wtf.com - stop doing this

wtf.com - when masturbating's not enough

wtf.com - what's shame?

I survived the group dildo, at wtf.com

WTF.com: DG really is an alien

wtf.com-We care...

Front: I'm a contributing member at wtf.com Back: I gave them Gonorrhea

i want a black t-shirt with a black "wtf.com" on it

wtf.com - what your parents didn't want you to see

wtf.com: what I'm protecting my kids from

wtf.com - Soul free since 2001

wtf.com - eye irritant

wtf.com - fook teh noobs

wtf.com: I'm not old, you're a noobie

WTF.com - Because flesh-eatingdisease.com was taken.

wtf.com - your sister was better

wtf.com Warning: loss of sanity Imminent

WTF.com - We got your nose.

make a shirt for the ladies with smilies over the nipples

wtf.com - fuck sobriety

wtf.com - i didn't pay enough

wtf.com the alter-ego

WTF.com - Screw you, and the search engine you rode in on!

wtf.com - yeah, it exists, fucknut

front: wtf.com back: :emo:

wtf.com--We know how to beat a dead horse.
wtf.com--We know how to beat a dead horse.
wtf.com--We know how to beat a dead horse.
wtf.com--We know how to beat a dead horse.
wtf.com--We know how to beat a dead horse.

wtf.com (front)
big rep bar with a pimp hat on top
on back
wtf.com-when work plain sucks

WTF.com - Smarter than the average rant.

wtf.com Build your reputation with wit (front) or just show us your tits (back)

wtf.com: emo's beware

WTF.com - "Stop breathing in my cup!"

WTF.com - when being a genious is too much for you.

wtf.com: my anti-drug

front: wtf.com back: if you can read this.. FUCK OFF!

wtf.com-my butt plug

#wtf.com - fucking lurkers!

front: wtf.com back: :o

wtf.com - where the shit never stops

wtf.com - extreme is an understatement

wtf.com - we hate cuddles

WTF.com - becuase Piro is a twat!

wtf.com - I'm off to work :p

wtf.com: it's a forum...not AOL

wtf.com - bruising soft palates since 2004

wtf.com = wild tater fuckers

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Your doctor or your pharmacist can help you stop ranting

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[AussieStevo]

wtf.com - when rehab is just too expensive

I would so buy a shirt like that lol

[Canadian Pyro]

Shirts are murder! - WTF.com

<Random IRC quotes> - WTF.com

[KCBitchMomma]

WTF.com... where all sanity is lost, and trepidation reigns supreme...

Well, there are a few I'd like to "second," but I really like this one. :thumbsup:

wtf.com - when rehab is just too expensive

I would so buy a shirt like that lol

AND this one...bwhahahahah!



front: "welcome" ( I would add wft.com in small letters beneath that ) back: "now fuck off"



And THAT one.

Okay, those are my three faves. I second all three of them.