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Hobbes3
03-20-2004, 08:04 AM
Lol i didnt know my first thread at this forum(my first thread at any forum to be precise) would be so popular... It was a huge mistake that a found this site.. My friend told me to go to www.wtfcomics.com to see some funny comics about EQ(gay game i play it thou.. its addictive) anyway he only said www.wtf.com or i didnt hear the comics part.. looks like its a good mistake thou :confused:
You, Canadians, will suck all the time until die! That is true! :mfinger:
Anyway, Canada is a one big mistake! :sword:
anti-movielife
03-20-2004, 02:11 PM
yo step down lobo! :mfinger:
:gun: or i bust a canadian mistake in yo ass :gun:
hahaha :D
BakEd13
03-20-2004, 03:30 PM
I think I agree with lobo.. They said it best in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut: "Blame Canada!" :D
lojasmo
03-20-2004, 05:52 PM
I think I agree with lobo.. They said it best in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut: "Blame Canada!" :D
Canada Rocks! Health insurance for all, Gays can legally marry in some provinces, Canada flatly refused to participate in the Iraq bullshit, and HARDLY anybody gets busted for smoking weed.
You Mr losajmo ... Should we send all local Gays to Kanada with FeedEex? Overnight delivery ... Does it makes Kanada more beautiful? :mfinger:
Yes, I agree, Kanada mostly rock! But Mars is better. :D
Oh Kanada! Oh Kanada!
God shed His grace on thee,
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea
Smiss
03-20-2004, 11:55 PM
And They Leave Their Doors Unlocked! Haha
I think I agree with lobo.. They said it best in South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut: "Blame Canada!" :D
i own that movie lol :gun: :mfinger:
how do you get from :
My first post -> Blame Canada?
Sniffing glue is bad mmmmkay?
Skorch
04-01-2004, 12:37 PM
do not, under any circumstances, ever attempt to apply logic to the progression of these discussions, it just doesn't work. And fuck Canada. And everybody else for that matter.
[wtf]trance
04-01-2004, 12:40 PM
hmmm, first off....CANADA! spell it...C-A-N-A-D-A....not KANADA...damn ijit...and second off, canada is the best place 2 b! man its awsome....damn americans dont know wtf ther missing....the chiks are beautiful, the weed is plentiful, and the health care is free.....man, best country EVER.....nothing else said...
Broken
04-01-2004, 12:47 PM
Name one good looking girl from Canada.
[wtf]trance
04-01-2004, 12:50 PM
im not talking aboot celeb.s......im talking about girls, that, are all around....the amount of hotties, is large.....beats the damn fat americans...
PyroSpawn
04-01-2004, 01:20 PM
holy fuckin shit....all u fuckin americans are so fat its so nasty......maybe u should cut down on the micky D's and should go outside....and change ur pants while ur at it :mfinger: :bomb:
thealmightytim
04-01-2004, 04:54 PM
You are a stupid dildo
Oh... wanna see my pee pee?
wickedcupofcoco
04-01-2004, 07:26 PM
never u sick american hobo....u deserve to be shot....shot good, long and hard.....*i shake my fist at you* :mfinger: :thumbsdn: :cool:
GottaHurt
04-01-2004, 07:37 PM
Canada, no military, no Coast Guard, No CLUE! Sooner or later you're gonna be annexed.So keep talking shit and smokin' your boo, because it isn't too hard to figure out that in the next 50 years we're gonna come a callin' for your natural resources.Wide open unprotected land mass filled with a bunch of stupid fuck Frenchies.Easy pickin's.
Est-ce que vous pouvez léchez dire, mon échine ?
(can you say, lick my loin?) for the retards who can't speak their own language.
wickedcupofcoco
04-01-2004, 11:14 PM
ya ok u can take quebec all u want those fuck heads deserve to be shot anyways.....and we gotta fuckin better army then u think just wait and see :tongue:
army? that word is so forign to me.... i kept hearing it being used in the usa... is it like someone with huge arms?
otepsoul
04-02-2004, 09:44 AM
ok tell me y ppl call canada america jr. huh cause they try to act like us. go play hockey
GottaHurt
04-02-2004, 11:20 AM
ya ok u can take quebec all u want those fuck heads deserve to be shot anyways.....and we gotta fuckin better army then u think just wait and see :tongue:
Better read up on your country stupid fuck, your Air Force is almost bankrupt,
you have no Navy and your Army couldn't fight it's way out of a wet paper bag.The only reason you haven't been invaded is because of the US.Our patience is wearing thin with you assholes.You might think we like you, but we don't, we tolerate your punk asses, and that's about it.Just keep talking shit slapnut, because you're nothing more than a third world country to us, and we are going to annex your country and snag your resources!!!
Broken
04-02-2004, 12:11 PM
Oh geez, If the U.S. wanted to take Canada. We wouldn't even need the Armed forces. We would simply just take it. Just like France. OK; maybe to take the whole country it might take a few heavyweights. Like Rosie O'Donald, and a few of her lesbian friends. I figure four or five at the most.
We should take Canada, and give it to the Indians. Now there's a race that got fucked by whitey.
badassmtbiker
04-02-2004, 12:40 PM
ya ok u can take quebec all u want those fuck heads deserve to be shot anyways.....and we gotta fuckin better army then u think just wait and see :tongue:
Better army? I've trained Canadian artillery soldiers. Holy shit. These guys were mesmerized by our computers. They're still doing trajectory computations by hand. I think their main artillery piece is based on the catapult, but on that I'm not positive.
Seriously tho, you arrogant fucks have the luxury to bad mouth the US, while we've kept the Girl Scouts from occupying you for years. Must be nice. I'm not about to get into the whole "was the US justified" crap - I'm just saying, it must be nice to not need to spend billions of dollars on your military - knowing that your friend would protect you if you really needed it. France, we're looking in your direction, too. Wishy-washy cocksuckers. Y'all should be speaking German now. You're welcome.
badassmtbiker
04-02-2004, 12:42 PM
Better army? I've trained Canadian artillery soldiers. Holy shit. These guys were mesmerized by our computers. They're still doing trajectory computations by hand. I think their main artillery piece is based on the catapult, but on that I'm not positive.
Seriously tho, you arrogant fucks have the luxury to bad mouth the US, while we've kept the Girl Scouts from occupying your country for years. Must be nice. I'm not about to get into the whole "was the US justified" crap - I'm just saying. We'd have universal healthcare too, if we didn't have to spend money on defense. It must be nice to not need to spend billions of dollars on your military - knowing that your friend would protect you if you really needed it. France, we're looking in your direction, too. Wishy-washy cocksuckers. Y'all should be speaking German now. You're welcome.
The_DEA
04-15-2004, 09:34 AM
i say we kill the cans :)
Unforgiven
04-15-2004, 12:14 PM
things about Canada... i picked out the important stuff:
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. !
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes :tongue:
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
go here (http://www.canuckheaven.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5861) for the fulll list
:mfinger:
dang it
04-15-2004, 12:26 PM
holy fuckin shit....all u fuckin americans are so fat its so nasty......maybe u should cut down on the micky D's and should go outside....and change ur pants while ur at it :mfinger: :bomb:
People like this make me sick. :mfinger: All Americans are not fat-in fact we dominate the world with cases of anorexia nervosa and bulemia thanks to assholes like this. For your information, you aren't attacking the rich or the powerful, most of people who fall into that category are not fat. You are attacking those who are usually poorer or just have a bad thyroid gland that can't regulate their metabolism well (the extremely obese). So, way to go, laugh all you want at those who were born screwed up and those whose parents work ridiculous hours just to put cheap fatty food on the table. I'm sure doing that helps you cope with the inadequacies of your own overshadowed and overlooked country. :bomb:
dang it
04-15-2004, 12:52 PM
things about Canada... i picked out the important stuff:
In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure.. !
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes :tongue:
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
go here (http://www.canuckheaven.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5861) for the fulll list
:mfinger:
HAHA :tongue: : OK, the man wh DISCOVERED penicillin [not invented, it's a living organism you nitwit] -Alexander Fleming- is SCOTTISH! must have missed that one in your rudimentary biology class, eh?
The_DEA
04-15-2004, 01:12 PM
do not, under any circumstances, ever attempt to apply logic to the progression of these discussions, it just doesn't work. And fuck Canada. And everybody else for that matter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS KEWL :thumbsup:
The_DEA
04-15-2004, 01:16 PM
things about Canada... i picked out the important stuff:
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year :mfinger:
INVENTED BY MINNESOTIANS :rolleyes:
badassmtbiker
04-15-2004, 01:23 PM
INVENTED BY MINNESOTIANS :rolleyes:
where's Minnesotia? Just south of Canadia? :)
The_DEA
04-15-2004, 01:40 PM
where's Minnesotia? Just south of Canadia? :)
YOU BECHA
The_DEA
04-15-2004, 01:41 PM
where's Minnesotia? Just south of Canadia? :)
AND ITS MINNESOTA YOUKNOW LAKE SUPRIOR
BakEd13
05-14-2004, 04:11 PM
what the fuck? all canada is good for is weed and bitches, and everyone knows it. someone said something about the war of 1812.. and thats exactly it. IT WAS FUCKING 1812!! get a clue canadian bastard.. :thumbsdn:
_Kitana_
05-14-2004, 04:13 PM
Lol i didnt know my first thread at this forum(my first thread at any forum to be precise) would be so popular... It was a huge mistake that a found this site.. My friend told me to go to www.wtfcomics.com to see some funny comics about EQ(gay game i play it thou.. its addictive) anyway he only said www.wtf.com or i didnt hear the comics part.. looks like its a good mistake thou :confused:
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