WTF stupid childish words

[Hobbes3]

What the fuck!?!? is with these stupid words parents say to children Nubby?? Buba?? Wipey?? I fucking say if you want you fucking kid to lurn to speakz fucking english dont teach them god damn made up fucking anoyying words... =) im only pissed at this cause my dads girl friend has young grand children and she uses these fucking dumb words.. i say fuck it!!!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:

[anti-movielife]

teach is swear words! you know a kids gonna have issues when its first word is ball-licker :tongue: ...err first two words

[mthrlangl]

Um. A lot of the time parents say things like "winket" instead of blanket (like we sometimes do) because that's what their kid calls it. It's easy to fall into that pattern. On the other hand, my husband will go off on physics or philosophy while I'll start talking about biology to our son. :: shrug ::

[Broken]

What the fuck!?!? is with these stupid words parents say to children Nubby?? Buba?? Wipey?? I fucking say if you want you fucking kid to lurn to speakz fucking english dont teach them god damn made up fucking anoyying words... =) im only pissed at this cause my dads girl friend has young grand children and she uses these fucking dumb words.. i say fuck it!!!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:


Dude, what's your Dad's e-mail address. I am going to tell him to take away your "binkie".

[Smiss]

Well, it seems to me that a lot of times, the kids start it first.

Like this one girl (unfortunately, she died from some type of cancer) said "bitchin salsa" for chips and salsa. :)

[mthrlangl]

Well, it seems to me that a lot of times, the kids start it first.

Like this one girl (unfortunately, she died from some type of cancer) said "bitchin salsa" for chips and salsa. :)

That's what I said ;)

[Foreverpissed]

I'd just name my kid 'shithead' but not to be confused with my spouse...

[punkin]

Hey! Wipey is a real word! I swear!
Anyway, I think you should mix up all kinds of language so they can try to tell how frustrated or "fustutateratted" they are!

[Smiss]

That's what I said ;)

Did you really? That is so freaking cute! :)

[Giveupthegrudge]

I think that babies should just watch TV until they can talk and act like the stupid superficial fools who habitate the earth today. And yes, habitate is a word.

[anti-movielife]

i hope thats sarcasm
tv kills braincells

[Forceman22]

Do you know for a fact that none of your parents said it to you? It's a fuckin' tradition as old as time. Your kid will probably lean words better if you start pronouncing them at his level.

[Broken]

Do you know for a fact that none of your parents said it to you? It's a fuckin' tradition as old as time. Your kid will probably lean words better if you start pronouncing them at his level.

Is everyone from Ohio an idiot?

[BRiT]

Is everyone from Ohio an idiot?

Not everyone... :cool:

[badassmtbiker]

I inadvertanly taught my nephew to say 'fuck.' Little fucker used it in the right context, too. He was at the table eating cereal, and dropped his bowl on the floor. 3 year old looks at my sister, then down at the mess on the floor and lets out a simple, "aww fuck." I swear I don't remember even swearing around him, but I was watching him the day before, and have caught the blame. Oh well, he's 6 now and probably has all sorts of wonderful words in his vocabulary. =)

[Chris]

I just love those kinds of touching stories...it's so beautiful, I think I've gotta cry a little...

[badassmtbiker]

special flame forum.

[Chris]

special flame forum.


Um, excuse me, mister badass, but what the hell was that?

[and.suckmyballs]

i teach my little cousin to say hilarious funny words..mostly in the wrond way to older people....hes 5....i told him to walk up to the man at the cash in the mall and tell him that his cock is bleeding(thinking 'cock' means arm) the man looks akwardly at my cousin and checks his fly....walks away from the cash and toys with himself awile, i swear i laughed so fucking hard i almost bled hahaha

its also sad that my cousin didnt know that cock meant at 5


i told him to put that bengay cream on his lips, not thinking he would he did...........long, hilarious, fucked up story :P lotta fun with young kids lol

[shep]

dude you are twisted.You must be smoking way too much weed :eek:

[Broken]

dude you are twisted.You must be smoking way too much weed :eek:


That's a crack habit.

[BUSHSUCKSBALLS]

Is everyone from Ohio an idiot?

Hey now was that aimed at me? Bleah, despite what my profile says I am not really from Ohio.

[Broken]

Hey now was that aimed at me? Bleah, despite what my profile says I am not really from Ohio.

No, it wasn't aimed at you. Keep posting!

[badassmtbiker]

special flame forum

Um, excuse me, mister badass, but what the hell was that?

At least you got the title right. On yer knees

[esmith]

What the fuck!?!? is with these stupid words parents say to children Nubby?? Buba?? Wipey?? I fucking say if you want you fucking kid to lurn to speakz fucking english dont teach them god damn made up fucking anoyying words... =) im only pissed at this cause my dads girl friend has young grand children and she uses these fucking dumb words.. i say fuck it!!!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:

Wow. You're a real idiot, you know that?

"to lurn to speakz fucking english"... Wow. You want kids to learn real English, but you don't even know it yourself? What the fuck are you speaking, chewbacca:question:

[badassmtbiker]

Wow. You're a real idiot, you know that?

"to lurn to speakz fucking english"... Wow. You want kids to learn real English, but you don't even know it yourself? What the fuck are you speaking, chewbacca:question:

I don't really have anythging to say, but couldn't let Chebwacca go unnoticed. Nice out.

[angryvogon]

What the fuck!?!? is with these stupid words parents say to children Nubby?? Buba?? Wipey?? I fucking say if you want you fucking kid to lurn to speakz fucking english dont teach them god damn made up fucking anoyying words... =) im only pissed at this cause my dads girl friend has young grand children and she uses these fucking dumb words.. i say fuck it!!!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:






well all i have to say is whos a cute little baby. heres your blankie.,

and they wonder why our kids are gay?

[ron]

Wow. You're a real idiot, you know that?

"to lurn to speakz fucking english"... Wow. You want kids to learn real English, but you don't even know it yourself? What the fuck are you speaking, chewbacca:question:
LOL, he speaks wookie...

[angryvogon]

Is everyone from Ohio an idiot?

is everyone form where you come from an idiot?

dont talk about other people unless you can tell me what kohlrabies means.

[Ctoit]

is everyone form where you come from an idiot?

dont talk about other people unless you can tell me what kohlrabies means.



The kohlrabi is an unusual-looking cabbage. It resembles a root vegetable rather than head cabbage and is sold banded in bunches. A bunch of kohlrabies looks somewhat like a pale green bunch of beets. Yet unlike the beet, the bulb of the kohlrabi is produced above ground.


NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.......IDIOT

[GottaHurt]

The kohlrabi is an unusual-looking cabbage. It resembles a root vegetable rather than head cabbage and is sold banded in bunches. A bunch of kohlrabies looks somewhat like a pale green bunch of beets. Yet unlike the beet, the bulb of the kohlrabi is produced above ground.


NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.......IDIOT

I somehow knew that you'd have a grasp on roots, and head, and bulbs, and how to beat, er, I mean beet them.

[Ctoit]

I somehow knew that you'd have a grasp on roots, and head, and bulbs, and how to beat, er, I mean beet them.



I'm looking at that and all I can say is thank you..........?

[jamesp]

Um. A lot of the time parents say things like "winket" instead of blanket (like we sometimes do) because that's what their kid calls it. It's easy to fall into that pattern. On the other hand, my husband will go off on physics or philosophy while I'll start talking about biology to our son. :: shrug ::

well, Mithril Angel, that is exactly what i am going to do, programming to the firstborn all the way, the wife can do whatever she wants though.

[encircle]

It bothers me most when 13 year olds' call things "gay". Why? Just...why?