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chaz_schaeffer
06-24-2004, 11:33 AM
why did micheal jackson run to kmart?
it was blue light: a boys pants half off!
Micheal jackson was on a cruise and the ship hits an iceberg.
Micheal Jackson says, " are we gonna save the children ?"
The captain says," screw the children! lets get the hell outta here!!"
Jackson asks,"is there enough time?"
otepsoul
06-24-2004, 01:12 PM
jacksons perfect 10 is 2 five year olds.
MaxPower
06-24-2004, 01:28 PM
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”.
When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand is on the little hand!
What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Excuse me, I believe you’re in my son.
chaz_schaeffer
06-24-2004, 03:49 PM
lol
neckdemon
06-24-2004, 05:26 PM
you hear about mcdonalds new hamburger, they're calling it the mcmichael..
its 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
SCOT THE GREAT
06-24-2004, 10:50 PM
Did you hear about Michael Jackson getting food poisoning?
He ate a 6 year old weiner.
Heard this one at work the other day...
Why did Michael's lawyers quit his case?
Because they were all too old to get him off...
otepsoul
06-25-2004, 09:28 AM
Heard this one at work the other day...
Why did Michael's lawyers quit his case?
Because they were all too old to get him off...
lol copy that one. :thumbsup:
YUCK FOU!!!
06-27-2004, 06:15 AM
why does micheal jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
because there is 20 of them!
Magnum
07-08-2004, 01:42 AM
why does micheal jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
because there is 20 of them!
thats a keeper too :thumbsup: i <3 MJ jokes
chubz
07-08-2004, 07:36 AM
recently micheal jackson claimed racial discrimination
and im going, dude ur gonna have to pick a race
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut?
Skorch
07-13-2004, 12:09 AM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut?
An astronaut flys around in space and Michael Jackson fucks children?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Nemo? They’re both lost and delirious.
swizeguy
07-13-2004, 05:02 PM
Miichael Jackson joke
One day little Johnny went up to his mother and asked her if God was black or wihite. His mother thought for a second and said thoughtfullly, "well Johnny God is both." With this little Johnny went away and thought for a second or two. Then alittle later he went back to his mother and asked mommy is God a girl or a boy. His mother thought a second more and said, "well Johnny God is both." With this Johnny stayed there and thought for a second more. He then said to his mother, "Mommy is Michael Jackson God!?!?!"
_BlackWulf_
07-13-2004, 11:56 PM
Umm..well, neck kinda took mine, "What does Mcdonalds and micheal Jackson have in common", "They both stick their meat in between 10 year old buns"
Seije
08-22-2004, 12:21 PM
all funny :rotflmao:
_pissed_biotch_
08-22-2004, 01:01 PM
this isn't really a joke it's just something me and my best friend say when we get confused....don't ask why we picked this as out weird confused code maybe it was so amusing when i first said it....i honestly dunno
"yeah yeah Michael Jackson glows in the dark."
so yeah if u see me say this...it means I'm confused but felt the need to say something
Seije
08-22-2004, 01:24 PM
this isn't really a joke it's just something me and my best friend say when we get confused....don't ask why we picked this as out weird confused code maybe it was so amusing when i first said it....i honestly dunno
"yeah yeah Michael Jackson glows in the dark."
so yeah if u see me say this...it means I'm confused but felt the need to say something
kinda made sense...made me think of 'scary movie 3' hilarious
Descent
08-23-2004, 08:37 AM
What has 18 balls and three pubic hairs?
A sleepover at Michael Jackson's.
EricMan
08-25-2004, 02:04 PM
If Michael Jackson's new men's clothing line goes well....
he might try to get into boys pants