View Full Version : Assholes who can't drive
Foreverpissed
03-25-2004, 05:22 PM
You know, the rubberneckers, the idiots who ride their fucking brakes all through the way. Who grip the steering wheel and call their driving "safe"? Yeah right, I'd call them a moving bullseye for me, I'd like to ram one of their asses straight off the freeway. They are the reason why we have traffic, and why we have wrecks. Just the other day, I flipped of some idiot who just had to ride the breaks during the rain... what the fuck, if you can't drive during the rain, then pull over and let the experienced drivers pass instead of insisiting that you stay in your lane doing 35 mph while others are doing 70 mph.... :mfinger:
otepsoul
04-01-2004, 09:41 AM
yeah i hate that shit,i hate when they go to like 20 miles an hour an the off ramp, when im doing 60 or 70.
GottaHurt
04-01-2004, 11:34 AM
Time to make a handgun purchase.
Chris
04-08-2004, 04:00 AM
No, no, no, people...think about the kids, no handguns in here... WE'VE GOTTA GET CHAINSAWS AND MACHINEGUNS, GODFUCKIN'DAMMIT
imfeckingbored
04-08-2004, 02:57 PM
i say FLAMETHROWERS :D
i hate fucking rubbernecker's!Nothing get's me more pissed than fucking a traffic jam.Every day i have to wade through that shit and my thought's are getting more and more violent every day.One day i will run-the-fuck over that dumbass who has to see the accedent,changing a tire etc....I have a big dually chev pickup 4x4 and gonna go offroading .fucking dumb people----> :gun: :mfinger: :sword: :sword: :sword: :D
Broken
04-08-2004, 06:56 PM
Shit last week someone hit my wife while my wife was turning. My wife pulls over and opens the door to get out of the car. The driver pulls over behind my wife and revs the engine. Puts the car in gear then pulls forward scraping the sides of the vehicles, pins my wife to the open door. Gets out of the car and screams "what the fuck do you think you are doin ho." My four year old daughter was in the car the whole time freaking. My wife moved out of the way basically into traffic, and the driver hit the gas and went right through the door.
Now that's just fucked up.
badassmtbiker
04-08-2004, 07:38 PM
Shit last week someone hit my wife while my wife was turning. My wife pulls over and opens the door to get out of the car. The driver pulls over behind my wife and revs the engine. Puts the car in gear then pulls forward scraping the sides of the vehicles, pins my wife to the open door. Gets out of the car and screams "what the fuck do you think you are doin ho." My four year old daughter was in the car the whole time freaking. My wife moved out of the way basically into traffic, and the driver hit the gas and went right through the door.
Now that's just fucked up.
No fuckin' way!?! That's crazy. Did she get his license plate? I mean - HELLO! We're talking assault, and all sorts of other things.
Broken
04-08-2004, 07:55 PM
LOL get this man.. We live a really nice neighborhood. It's a resort community. Five Golf courses, the Nike tour is held here every year; blah blah blah. This happened a block away from our home. The person that did this lives around the corner. We don't know one another, they are new. The driver has been in jail since the day after the event.
ya something like that happened to my wife.She was walking to her car in a parking lot and some lame-dick asshole was in a hurry and clipped her in the leg and drove away.Ha ha here's the good part,it just so happen's she knows the car and he is a neighbor who live's a street over.I put on my shitkickers and beat his crying ass on his own front lawn.Man i've never seen a man cry like that. :)
MUFFDIVER
04-08-2004, 09:09 PM
YOU FUCKIN HILLBILLY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'M COMING TO BOOT FUCK YOU ...........LOL..........EH SHEP :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :gun:
good luck muffy i shall have my fly swatter ready to slap that dumb look off your face. :mfinger:
Broken
04-08-2004, 10:06 PM
get a room..
hey broken can your wife join us?
:mfinger:
Broken
04-08-2004, 10:22 PM
hey broken can your wife join us?
:mfinger:
I could ask her, but she probably has something better to do.
ya those mail order bride's ...gotta love em :thumbsup:
Broken
04-08-2004, 10:43 PM
ya those mail order bride's ...gotta love em :thumbsup:
If you say so. Have you saved enough to buy your subscription to www.mailorderhoes.com yet?
lol..hater..:)
lmao, no not yet ,but im almost there.A couple more beer bottle's :mfinger:
Broken
04-08-2004, 10:51 PM
lmao, no not yet ,but im almost there.A couple more beer bottle's :mfinger:
ROFLFAO...Drink one for me!! Peace man!!!
np bro almost there .Im calling russia tommorow
badassmtbiker
04-09-2004, 10:34 AM
LOL get this man.. We live a really nice neighborhood. It's a resort community. Five Golf courses, the Nike tour is held here every year; blah blah blah. This happened a block away from our home. The person that did this lives around the corner. We don't know one another, they are new. The driver has been in jail since the day after the event.
Nice.
must have been asian. asians cant drive!
HintOfClarity
04-15-2004, 02:16 AM
I used to be such a sucky driver. Once, I was changing lanes and I hit somebody...So we filed a claim with the insurance company & it was my fault & whatnot, so I had to pay a $250 deductible...And I had to go to the place that was going to fix my car so they could look at it and as I was leaving the parking lot of that place I hit another car. Damn...I used to TOTALLY suck at driving. :frown: Anyway, I had them look at my car again since there were more damages to fix or whatever... And then I had to pay another $250 deductible... That happend when I first started driving...Almost 5 years ago... I've come a long way. I'm a much better, more skillful driver now, haha.
JIMMAH13
04-15-2004, 05:51 PM
I put on my shitkickers and beat his crying ass on his own front lawn.Man i've never seen a man cry like that. :)
thats what i like to hear! :D
I used to be such a sucky driver. Once, I was changing lanes and I hit somebody...So we filed a claim with the insurance company & it was my fault & whatnot, so I had to pay a $250 deductible...And I had to go to the place that was going to fix my car so they could look at it and as I was leaving the parking lot of that place I hit another car. Damn...I used to TOTALLY suck at driving. :frown: Anyway, I had them look at my car again since there were more damages to fix or whatever... And then I had to pay another $250 deductible... That happend when I first started driving...Almost 5 years ago... I've come a long way. I'm a much better, more skillful driver now, haha.
im a shitty driver too!! i don't run into things like you haha.. but im irrational, i scream a lot, i honk a lot, and i give people the finger a lot. some guy cut me off once, so i cut him off (i have severe road rage) the road turned into one lane, so he drove in front of me, and parked his car in our lane + the other side so i couldnt drive by. He came up to me and threatened me with a knife. i went to the police station afterwards but we didnt copy his license plate right.
then another time i had some road rage with some stupid guy in a van, at a traffic light he got out of his car and started knocking on my window.. i rolled it down so he started screaming at me. i smiled, locked my doors, waved, and started to roll up the window.
people are crazy!
Unforgiven
04-15-2004, 11:30 PM
What's worse? a crazy mother fucking driver who cares nothing for speed limits or rules (like me :tongue: ) or a slow mother fucker who obeys every damn rule there is and goes 20 below the speed limit?
GottaHurt
04-15-2004, 11:32 PM
What's worse? a crazy mother fucking driver who cares nothing for speed limits or rules (like me :tongue: ) or a slow mother fucker who obeys every damn rule there is and goes 20 below the speed limit?
Now there's a trick question. I wanna kick the shit out of both of you.
screw_you_jack
04-15-2004, 11:35 PM
What's worse? a crazy mother fucking driver who cares nothing for speed limits or rules (like me :tongue: ) or a slow mother fucker who obeys every damn rule there is and goes 20 below the speed limit?
Ohh, diffenetly you, the fucker that drives 20 under. . . .
in fact, i'd like to hit you with my car...... several times, and then speed off on your remains. . . .
JK, but man, 20 below? why do you feel that's nessecery? :confused:
Unforgiven
04-15-2004, 11:37 PM
Ohh, diffenetly you, the fucker that drives 20 under. . . .
in fact, i'd like to hit you with my car...... several times, and then speed off on your remains. . . .
JK, but man, 20 below? why do you feel that's nessecery? :confused:
i don't... i'm always at least 10 above... but i know people who drive 20 under, and it's very annoying.
Sektor
04-25-2004, 03:17 PM
then another time i had some road rage with some stupid guy in a van, at a traffic light he got out of his car and started knocking on my window.. i rolled it down so he started screaming at me. i smiled, locked my doors, waved, and started to roll up the window.
That guy would have gotten a gun in the face.
I was driving, and had just pulled out of the apartment complex. This speeding bitch behind me decided to honk her horn relentlessly, so I just kept driving and doing what I was doing. (I'm one of those people who do what the fuck they wanna do and don't give a flying fuck about anybody else) The bitch finally decided to pass me, and gave me a fucking look. So I flicked her off, and gave her a few words.
Ryan066
04-25-2004, 04:05 PM
LoL
I couldnt agree more ....
I hate cock suckers that fucking lay right on to the gas and get up to bout 110 then fucking let off ... WHY cant they hold it at the same speed ... and people wonder where there GAS is coming ... welll FUCK THEM :mfinger:
Solanaceae
04-26-2004, 06:50 AM
You know, the rubberneckers, the idiots who ride their fucking brakes all through the way. Who grip the steering wheel and call their driving "safe"? Yeah right, I'd call them a moving bullseye for me, I'd like to ram one of their asses straight off the freeway. They are the reason why we have traffic, and why we have wrecks. Just the other day, I flipped of some idiot who just had to ride the breaks during the rain... what the fuck, if you can't drive during the rain, then pull over and let the experienced drivers pass instead of insisiting that you stay in your lane doing 35 mph while others are doing 70 mph.... :mfinger:
Dude, by hitting the guy, you are just going to congest the traffic further. go for something like... oh maybe, not giving a fuck about it.