Stupid question.. :S how do u kiss a girl? :S

[phil]

well i'm obviously a virgin to kissing, lol :s somebody explain the basics plz, i finally got a gf n going to the movies wid her next week, plzzz tell me what to do, do i use my tongue? :S lol... ahh, plz. don't wanna look a fool. :bomb: :frown:

[deus_ex_machina]

lol i guess no one liked what i posted. so, all you have to do is geht her to kiss you.

[swizeguy]

umm first date and shoving your tongue down her throat might be a turn of...
Just go for it when it feels right. I would just go for a quick kiss (no tongue) to see how she reacts. If no complaints or anything like that go for it again and see what happens.
you just kinda gotta feel it out in a way.

[phil]

she's got a lot of experience under her belt from what i hear lol... so i'm pretty sure she'll make the first move, i juts wanna know the technicallities of it. :s lol

[Halfpintrocker]

mmkay... baby I am a girl and if a guy shoved his tounge down my throat I would slap him and leave so dont do that... what you do is make simple gestures... hold her hand... ask her if she is comfortable adn if she needs anything... make suure she is digging the date first... they if there is a romantic scene or a scene that is boring just lean over and kiss her... just softly on her lips... dont make it last too long... then look in her eyes...(that should tell you if she digged it or not) and if she did then go for it again make it last longer... if she slips her tounge into your mouth gently put yours to hers and have your tounges roll together... trust me she will love it... tehn if you into making out stage then spell your name with your tounge in her mouth.... trust me she will love it.... PM me and I can explain better...well good luck and have fun... dont be scared or nervous or anything... keep loose and relaxed... now good luck.

[deus_ex_machina]

you arent supposed to use your tongue? mabey thats why she said she had to move away. and she just moved here not 5 days ago. oops. :frown:

[Halfpintrocker]

hah... i guess so...

[magnolia]

she's got a lot of experience under her belt from what i hear lol... so i'm pretty sure she'll make the first move, i juts wanna know the technicallities of it. :s lol
If she knows what she's doing, I say just follow her lead.

[phil]

If she knows what she's doing, I say just follow her lead.
spose :s
ah i'll just go for it lol

[Pachyderm]

Yes yes, HalfPint knows the dil. You gotta give her soft lip-lip kisses (maybe two) and then see if she likes it, and just let it go from there..No tongue at first...wait to see if she likes it.

[FUBAR]

what you gotta do is first is stick your finger in her ass....if she tries to slap you..your doing it right....then proceed to shove your tounge as far down her throat as possible..after that take her out back for a good ride

[Halfpintrocker]

you do that and I am suure your gonna get shot!! now have fun and Phil dont listen to this dick he knows nothing... so whatever... just go with the flow as I always say... hey i went with the flow last night ended up getting laid it was all good so yea do that...

[Max Jimbo]

mmkay... baby I am a girl and if a guy shoved his tounge down my throat I would slap him

You're probably 12 years old

[phil]

You're probably 12 years old
sorry but did you not read the rest of her post?

[skyroket]

How'd it go?

[ShrOomie]

I agree with him. Hows it go

[HavokChylde]

Twenty-two, left for you.....

[TarkinRocher]

Don't sweat it, man. Not too long ago I was in the same situation as you. Closed mouthed kissing is easy. Take it slow and just do what you feel. There's nothing fancy about it. French kissing is harder. Take that one slow too, unless she speeds it up, of course. Good luck to you.

PS Do not not under any circumstances choke her with your tounge. ;)

[otepsoul]

well i'm obviously a virgin to kissing, lol :s somebody explain the basics plz, i finally got a gf n going to the movies wid her next week, plzzz tell me what to do, do i use my tongue? :S lol... ahh, plz. don't wanna look a fool. :bomb: :frown:
just use your lips, no tongue until your ready, thats called making out. just damn it i cant explain it.

[HavokChylde]

It is a hard fucking thing to explain.

Start with a nice little kiss, no tongue, then go back for another and tease her lips gently with your tongue. Wait before you get into the whole slobber on your face, nose, cheek kinda kiss.

Ahh fuck, I can't explain it.

[gumercules]

big thing i wish i'd known: just open your mouth a little. closed-mouth doesn't mean your mouth is closed, it just means your tongue stays inside

i guess he shoved his tongue down her throat and she killed him...heh

[deus_ex_machina]

big thing i wish i'd known: just open your mouth a little. closed-mouth doesn't mean your mouth is closed, it just means your tongue stays inside

i guess he shoved his tongue down her throat and she killed him...heh
me?? you think thats where i got my IRC name?? dont tell anyone what it is though. i want to be disguised.

[knarf]

cap it b4 u tap it

[ShrOomie]

Twenty-two, left for you.....

21 and counting

[Pachyderm]

well i'm obviously a virgin to kissing, lol :s somebody explain the basics plz, i finally got a gf n going to the movies wid her next week, plzzz tell me what to do, do i use my tongue? :S lol... ahh, plz. don't wanna look a fool. :bomb: :frown:

Let her teach you, that's the best way. Boys who don't pay attention to how girls want them to kiss usually end up being very bad. So just let her teach you.

[TwisT]

well i'm obviously a virgin to kissing, lol :s somebody explain the basics plz, i finally got a gf n going to the movies wid her next week, plzzz tell me what to do, do i use my tongue? :S lol... ahh, plz. don't wanna look a fool. :bomb: :frown:

Use your tongue!!! Then cup your hand and go for the titties! When it starts gettin hot grab her hand and put it down your pants!

Works like a charm!

[Icarus]

Hahahaha... great TwisT... he'll have a red mark on his face for weeks.

Kissing advice... well, just go slowly and gently. Most of it comes naturally... and what doesn't, you can learn through practice.

Just try to keep your head... don't get all nervous and spooge your pants.

Good luck :thumbsup:

[Clutchtwice]

mmkay... baby I am a girl and if a guy shoved his tounge down my throat I would slap him and leave so dont do that... what you do is make simple gestures... hold her hand... ask her if she is comfortable adn if she needs anything... make suure she is digging the date first... they if there is a romantic scene or a scene that is boring just lean over and kiss her... just softly on her lips... dont make it last too long... then look in her eyes...(that should tell you if she digged it or not) and if she did then go for it again make it last longer... if she slips her tounge into your mouth gently put yours to hers and have your tounges roll together... trust me she will love it... tehn if you into making out stage then spell your name with your tounge in her mouth.... trust me she will love it.... PM me and I can explain better...well good luck and have fun... dont be scared or nervous or anything... keep loose and relaxed... now good luck.



Damn I need a smoke after reading that....lol only time I tried the spelling thing was giving oral..but thats seems like another thread..lol

If that doesent work just cutt a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and....... :popcorn: :naughty:

[Unforgiven]

*takes notes* :)

[gumercules]

me?? you think thats where i got my IRC name?? dont tell anyone what it is though. i want to be disguised.
what the holy hell are you talking about??

*smack*

[skylinec]

you are fucking retarted. all you have to do is shove your tongue down her throat.
you would kill her because she couldn't breath

[gehtfuct]

WTF?! Just kiss her on the Lip's. Yeah,she-a gonna like-a you for sure.
A girl loves it when you know what she likes. ;) :thumbsup:

Do yourself a favor(besides waiting) try not to seem despirate for it.
You've got the rest of your short assed life to beg for it. And you will.

[NaughtyGirl21]

You're probably 12 years old
um, no, if you read her profile, she is 17

[skylinec]

um, no, if you read her profile, she is 17
fuck damn.....................no 17 year old would say that

[dustinzgirl]

WTF?! Just kiss her on the Lip's. Yeah,she-a gonna like-a you for sure.
A girl loves it when you know what she likes. ;) :thumbsup:

Do yourself a favor(besides waiting) try not to seem despirate for it.
You've got the rest of your short assed life to beg for it. And you will.

kiss her on the earlobes and neck to. girls dig that. i should know, i am one. Oh, and wear some good cologne like Obsession, CK1, and Axe, which is really cheap, but that is the best smelling cheap stuff.

[skylinec]

kiss her on the earlobes and neck to. girls dig that. i should know, i am one. Oh, and wear some good cologne like Obsession, CK1, and Axe, which is really cheap, but that is the best smelling cheap stuff.
neck and earlobes....girls have the weirdest obsesions

[ReiMeishin]

Ask your most brutally honest friend that is a girl what girls like. If you are luckey, she'll give a hands on demonstration. :D
Also, don't sweat the small stuff, confidence is (or so I hear) one of the most attractive things to girls.

[ShrOomie]

Where o where is phil with news of his journey?

[HavokChylde]

1 is the lonliest number that you'll ever know.....2 can be as bad as 1, but the lonliest number, is the number 1.....

[ShrOomie]

Sometimes havok you talk aload of shit

[HavokChylde]

Hey, hey, I'm not talking shit. You're 1 crazy guy....

[skylinec]

is this still going on

[Unforgiven]

kiss her on the earlobes and neck to. girls dig that. i should know, i am one. Oh, and wear some good cologne like Obsession, CK1, and Axe, which is really cheap, but that is the best smelling cheap stuff.

bleh.

i hate cologne

[skylinec]

bleh.

i hate cologne
melly stuff bad...and in the case of a fire...you burn easier

[Unforgiven]

melly stuff bad...and in the case of a fire...you burn easier

yep.

and it attracts insects. and makes me smell like a pretty boy.

[TickedNick]

My first kiss, i got drunk and kissed a girl in a pub, somehow she ended up coming back to mine for 2 days and it took me 8 months to get rid, tought me sex tho.. mm

my fault tho, anyway

anyway, isnt it nice the first kiss with a new girl? i think i did it wrong tho, i havent heard from her for ... 5 days now, AAARGH, damn this annoying

oh yeh im back after 3 or 4 months to dump aaal my problems on you again... woo

[Pidgeon182]

I bet anything I tried to do what max said. Probably got shot or stabbed..ya never know. :sword: :cool:

[skylinec]

yep.

and it attracts insects. and makes me smell like a pretty boy.
smelly stuff is dangerous

[Black Flame]

holy christ what a struggle of sexual knowledge!
i just have to make a quote.. it doesn't have anything to do with kissing, but it has to do with sex.. which is all really the same general deal.. it's what kissing leads up to. ANYWAY!!!
"now what would you rather hear? would you rather have someone tell you 'i want to make looove to you *suaveness*' or would you rather have them grab the back of your neck and say 'fuck the shit out of me!' "-eddie murphy: raw
oh i have more.. here's another tasty one if da bitch aint puttin out.. just remember..
"They like sex just as much as us but they play these games. You know when it backfires on you ladies? When you go meet a guy and you want him and he wants you and you like each other and everything is perfect but you wont do anything. And after that he don’t like you no more but he still wants to fuck you. So he waits. Waits 3 months. Then you finally get it, she’s like, I’m Yours!! And you go, FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU ND YOUR PUSSY!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE!!!"

that's all i gotta say

[skylinec]

holy christ what a struggle of sexual knowledge!
i just have to make a quote.. it doesn't have anything to do with kissing, but it has to do with sex.. which is all really the same general deal.. it's what kissing leads up to. ANYWAY!!!
"now what would you rather hear? would you rather have someone tell you 'i want to make looove to you *suaveness*' or would you rather have them grab the back of your neck and say 'fuck the shit out of me!' "-eddie murphy: raw
oh i have more.. here's another tasty one if da bitch aint puttin out.. just remember..
"They like sex just as much as us but they play these games. You know when it backfires on you ladies? When you go meet a guy and you want him and he wants you and you like each other and everything is perfect but you wont do anything. And after that he don’t like you no more but he still wants to fuck you. So he waits. Waits 3 months. Then you finally get it, she’s like, I’m Yours!! And you go, FUCK YOU BITCH! FUCK YOU ND YOUR PUSSY!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE!!!"

that's all i gotta say
well that was fuckin random

[dustinzgirl]

neck and earlobes....girls have the weirdest obsesions

and the small of her back....that is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.. ................................. ..........................
:thumbsup:

[HavokChylde]

Behind the neck, like lift the hair, and give it kisses there. It sends the shivers.

[skylinec]

Behind the neck, like lift the hair, and give it kisses there. It sends the shivers.
yes it does...my girlfreinds slapped me cuz it was unsolicted...but we made up and made out

[MsPunK]

ok phil. before you shove yer tongue down her throat. u gots to remember to move slowly. first kiss is always the teller. when your talking to her look at her eyes and every now and then just glimpse at her mouth and smile. say summat like "u have really pretty lips" it sounds lame but she will just accept that you say nice things like that, she wont think your weird. as long as you say it with confidence. any way so if you two getting close, if this girl got experience, shell prob think its really sweet if you kiss her neck lightly and move up to her ear whispering "can i kiss you" . hope full shell jump on you at that point and if your scared about what to do just move with her mouth, make sure youre movin smoothly at all times and if you clash teeth or summat just laugh and kiss her on the cheek, then carry on.
go get her tiger, ruff! *^_^*

[Black Flame]

well that was fuckin random

was it? *twitch* :oogle:

[deus_ex_machina]

this is off topic but:blah: :punk::oogle: are these new???

[otepsoul]

yes they are.

[deus_ex_machina]

yeah i was wondering. never saw them before

[swizeguy]

ok phil. before you shove yer tongue down her throat. u gots to remember to move slowly. first kiss is always the teller. when your talking to her look at her eyes and every now and then just glimpse at her mouth and smile. say summat like "u have really pretty lips" it sounds lame but she will just accept that you say nice things like that, she wont think your weird. as long as you say it with confidence. any way so if you two getting close, if this girl got experience, shell prob think its really sweet if you kiss her neck lightly and move up to her ear whispering "can i kiss you" . hope full shell jump on you at that point and if your scared about what to do just move with her mouth, make sure youre movin smoothly at all times and if you clash teeth or summat just laugh and kiss her on the cheek, then carry on.
go get her tiger, ruff! *^_^*


Gotta try that... wait already had the first kiss with my g/f..... hmm ill find a way to work it in :D

[Hypertron]

yeah don't use your tounge right off the bat, thats what i did with my fiance when we kissed for the first time, she still gives me shit about it, its anoying...wait for her to use tounge then you can.

[MsPunK]

tongue is good, man tongue is damn good.but you gots to get into the swing of it innit

[DrummerDude]

start of smooth and in rhythm but slow... then speed it up maybe adding more movement and a bit of tongue :tongue:

[bnccoder]

I had a g/f once that could not kiss good at all. Kissing her was like kissing a beaver all teeth and no tounge. I've always heard from girls that they think when a guy kisses them softly they care but when they kiss them hard and fast they just want sex. Another thing, DON'T DROOL, a pasonate moist kiss is one thing but there is a limit (I've found that girls think about this more than guys and guys are normally the ones who do it).

[Easty]

quote from "Hitch"

You go 90%, she goes the final 10%

try that, if it doesnt help, then just be straight with her. maybe shell give ya some pointers... :thumbsup:

[10 stars]

i do this alot here, but i shed a tear of pity.
I have a tounge ring, i cant give proper help, my tounge moves in different ways then your would.
But as for the basics, dont have your eyes open, dont move your tounge too quickly, and if you notice your getting sloppy, then slow up.