man get this

[manoman]

man o man, i cant believe my day, first i was five mins late to work. then we i got there i realized i brought wheat bread instead of white. (i hate wheat bread!) if im late again to work, im gonna lose my job. :sword:

[shep]

dude just bring poptarts .You can eat em hot or cold and they are tastie.Or wing them at your boss .The corner's of them is sure to inflicked pain if struck in the eye! :thumbsup:

[BiT]

Did you know wheat bread can give you genital warts? :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Smiss]

I keep cans of chunky soup and bowl appetite in my work locker (and a case of mountain dew in my car). This works well until your boss decides to randomly take away your microwave.

[TickedNick]

Hotcan, http://www.hotcan.com just get some of that, self heating cans of food, heat it and pour it over person of your choice

[newantt]

sounds cool. I hate it when i dont eat in the morning.

[Smiss]

I think I will pour it over that entire company for doing maintenance so retardedly to their site.

[thealmightytim]

"I want to be your gumber." - Gray Davis

[Captain 151]

if you get fired for being 5 minutes late.... man.. that sucks!

[B0EF]

I got fired for not showing up every day. Where's the logic in that?!

I tried to show up every day, I really fucking did!

Oh, no, wait....I didn't :confused:

[Raiden_this_sux]

dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser

[shep]

Now now play nice kid's :redface:

[and.suckmyballs]

dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser

dude, take a look at the sites name....let me refresh your memory


WWW.WTF.COM the 'WTF' stands for WHAT THE FUCK....

now it makes PERFECT sense to post completely random shit :mfinger: :tongue:

[The_DEA]

dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser

shut the fuck up Raiden you panzy :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :sword:

[otepsoul]

:mfinger: dude this is bullshit, the random things people put on this website is supposed to be important, u were late 5 min! WHO FUCKING CARES!!! HONESTLY!!! :mfinger: :mfinger:
u r a fucking loser hmmmm it is wtf so who cares what ppl put.its all bitching so stfu and let this person bitch

[The_DEA]

:mfinger: hmmmm it is wtf so who cares what ppl put.its all bitching so stfu and let this person bitch
I 2nd that bitch

[The_DEA]

who knows how to dispose of a body???

[otepsoul]

i do put it in a sack then throw it in the ocean that clears off the finger prints then just burn the body inside the bag,then feed it to some animals. :)

[The_DEA]

i live in minnesota no oceans lotta bogs tho...hmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Unforgiven]

throw him in the trunk of a piece of shit car, cover the car in gas, and throw a match on it. that will fix your probelm

[sickinside]

:mfinger: :bomb: wtf man you sound like a real loser , oh waaaaaaaa! i dont like wheat bread, get over it you bitch.

[The_DEA]

Ok That Suuns Good Hey Raiden Where Do You Live??? :)

[and.suckmyballs]

make a giant slingshot and hurl the body over to switzerland..... :tongue:

[GwendyJ666]

Did you know wheat bread can give you genital warts? :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAa...... *sigh* hmmmhahammm genital warts..... funny. :rolleyes:

[Raiden_this_sux]

Ok That Suuns Good Hey Raiden Where Do You Live??? :)

y u :confused: want to no?

[icka]

throw him in the trunk of a piece of shit car, cover the car in gas, and throw a match on it. that will fix your probelm

that would not work. i say eat it! eat the body! or feed it to something! whatever you do don't recement your side walk and put the body there. cops always find that shit!

[shep]

Feed it to the pigs :cool:

[Skorch]

I didn't bother reading this whole thread, but if it's body disposal then I can offer my modest advice. What you need is to rent a motel room with a tub in it, get a hacksaw (or if possible, a bone saw), lots of heavy duty garbage bags, some rubber gloves, one of those little masks that cover your mouth and nose because it's gonna stink, and sawdust. A car with a nice trunk is also handy, and if you have a weak stomach, keep a separate bag for your vomit because you do not want to be mixing that in with the evidence. A hammer for removing the teeth is also good, but with dna identification nowadays it is really little more than a delay tactic if you can't find yourself a nice big incinerator. Make sure you line the tub with plastic carefully before you go to work so that it can be removed afterwards and a minimum gets left on the tub surface itself. Then you may want to coat the tub with ammonia so that any dna left behind is useless for id-ing. If you really need me to go on, then all you need do is ask, but lets take this one step at a time. First, get the materials, and we'll take it from there.

[GottaHurt]

This is truly the WTF thread. It starts out with a guy late to work and bringing the wrong bread and turns into body disposal lessons? WTF!!!

[2BOrNot2B]

make a giant slingshot and hurl the body over to switzerland..... :tongue:

just you fucking take care WHERE that fucking body hits..
or I'M COMING OVER! :D

[ron]

who knows how to dispose of a body???

Find a 16" drill pipe, put the body in it, cover it with fracturing solution, put a building on it or fill it with rock/concrete/whatever.

[Schism065]

dude, no one on this site wants to hear shit like that. idk anyone other than a fuck like yoursef whos post a meaningless message like that. i wasted a precious 17 seconds of my life reading ur shit

[shep]

I just wasted 17 seconds of my life going for a beer and another 17 seconds taking a piss. :mfinger:

[badassmtbiker]

I just wasted 17 seconds of my life going for a beer and another 17 seconds taking a piss. :mfinger:

and I wasted 643 seconds taking a shit. :(

[shep]

That's pretty good im in the 710 sec :redface: range

[shep]

I get carried away with the reading material

[GottaHurt]

I spend my first 20 minutes at work taking a shit and reading the paper. Wasted time, nah, it's their time.

[shep]

Yes indeed company time is the best time

[Broken]

I didn't bother reading this whole thread, but if it's body disposal then I can offer my modest advice. What you need is to rent a motel room with a tub in it, get a hacksaw (or if possible, a bone saw), lots of heavy duty garbage bags, some rubber gloves, one of those little masks that cover your mouth and nose because it's gonna stink, and sawdust. A car with a nice trunk is also handy, and if you have a weak stomach, keep a separate bag for your vomit because you do not want to be mixing that in with the evidence. A hammer for removing the teeth is also good, but with dna identification nowadays it is really little more than a delay tactic if you can't find yourself a nice big incinerator. Make sure you line the tub with plastic carefully before you go to work so that it can be removed afterwards and a minimum gets left on the tub surface itself. Then you may want to coat the tub with ammonia so that any dna left behind is useless for id-ing. If you really need me to go on, then all you need do is ask, but lets take this one step at a time. First, get the materials, and we'll take it from there.


No! That's not it...

[GottaHurt]

who knows how to dispose of a body???

Everyone who hasn't been caught.

[Broken]

Everyone who hasn't been caught.


Whoo fucking hoo!! Pay back baby!!

Everyone who hasn't been caught. oops.. Is that engrish? LOL!@! Peace!!! :thumbsup:

[GottaHurt]

Whoo fucking hoo!! Pay back baby!!

Everyone who hasn't been caught. oops.. Is that engrish? LOL!@! Peace!!! :thumbsup:

velly nice engrish, velly nice.

[The_DEA]

that little basstard still hasent told me how to get to his house :) maybe i scared that what a pussy :mfinger:

[angryvogon]

dude just bring poptarts .You can eat em hot or cold and they are tastie.Or wing them at your boss .The corner's of them is sure to inflicked pain if struck in the eye! :thumbsup:


yes pain indeed :sword: :D

[Raiden_this_sux]

that little basstard still hasent told me how to get to his house :) maybe i scared that what a pussy :mfinger:

I myself honestly dont care whether you go to my house or not, but trust me on this, you wont like the results... :)

[Ctoit]

If you freeze the body, it can be chopped up without a blood mess.........also if you freeze it and put it through a wood chipper on a river ( say at the 6 mile post of washougal) the fish tend to eat it right up and there is no blood mess.........works out kinda nicely :cool:

[screw_you_jack]

If you freeze the body, it can be chopped up without a blood mess.........also if you freeze it and put it through a wood chipper on a river ( say at the 6 mile post of washougal) the fish tend to eat it right up and there is no blood mess.........works out kinda nicely :cool:

Classic.... been done way to many times..... but it's nice and clean.....simple..... beautiful

[The_DEA]

Classic.... been done way to many times..... but it's nice and clean.....simple..... beautiful
that would work if i had a freezer that big :mfinger:

[googler100]

YOU"LL NEVER BE RID OF ME!!!

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[ron]

WTF is this pinhead trying to prove?

Oh, I get it. Yes, you are a dumbass. You can stop now. Go play outside.

[googler100]

:mfinger: :mfinger: mother fuckers :mfinger: :mfinger:

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[The_DEA]

WTF is this pinhead trying to prove?

Oh, I get it. Yes, you are a dumbass. You can stop now. Go play outside.
the almighty ron has spoken :mfinger: :mfinger:

[googler100]

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[ron]

the almighty ron has spoken :mfinger: :mfinger:
Damned straight. Dipshits like this need a hobby, like playing in traffic or "let's drink from the bottles under the sink."

[The_DEA]

Damned straight. Dipshits like this need a hobby, like playing in traffic or "let's drink from the bottles under the sink."
googler100 go outside and play in the road :mfinger:

[Ctoit]

Whats up w/all the pictures........... :mfinger:

[The_DEA]

Whats up w/all the pictures........... :mfinger:
i think he has an infuriorty complex (i cant spell too good)

[otepsoul]

i think all the pictures are gay.

[GottaHurt]

Ahhh, give him a break, his mom's a ho so he's not getting any attention at home.

[Raiden_this_sux]

Ahhh, give him a break, his mom's a ho so he's not getting any attention at home.

ah ha ha ha thats an awesome one.... congrats 4 fuckin stars!!! :mfinger: :mfinger: