i hate cute people

[crentallyPissed]

I hate seeing stupid "cute" couples walk down the street everyday. I know the guy has to feel so stupid that he doesnt even deserve to have a penis. seriously wtf fuckers :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:

[Broken]

Don't hate!! We can't help the fact that you're ugly. That's your parents fault. Bitch at them.

[BlasterDRP]

I hate seeing stupid "cute" couples walk down the street everyday. I know the guy has to feel so stupid that he doesnt even deserve to have a penis. seriously wtf fuckers :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:
I thought I had some irrational hatred.

[TickedNick]

You see people being happy and kissing, they even have sex in your fucking bed, and it just reminds you how lonely you are, it kills me inside.

God im horny! i need a girlfriend.

[BiT]

Hi!! =)

Do you want a candy?

[mthrlangl]

Hey, now. Some of us just can't help being part of a cute couple.

[TickedNick]

yes a candy would be nice thankyou

[BiT]

Sorry I ran out =\ I DO have some used condoms you can use as bubble gum! ^O^

[IamObese]

I hate seeing stupid "cute" couples walk down the street everyday. I know the guy has to feel so stupid that he doesnt even deserve to have a penis. seriously wtf fuckers :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:
well dont be mad at us that u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down :tongue:

[Smiss]

Hey, now. Some of us just can't help being part of a cute couple.

Hahaha! Yea! Amen to that!

I know it totally sucks when yer single and you see those cute couples, but damnit, if you were in a relationship that made you always acting all cutesy, you would be happier than a pig in shit. so stfu.

[[wtf]trance]

hahaha
true dat, true dat :cool: :)

[gumercules]

*nod*

i try not to be overtly cutesy, but a side effect of a happy couple is appearing to be happy, which seems like the main problem here

sorry

[Unforgiven]

ah... people LOOK happy, but ARE they happy?

[BUSHSUCKSBALLS]

ah... people LOOK happy, but ARE they happy?

Probably.

[mthrlangl]

ah... people LOOK happy, but ARE they happy?

In the case of a relationship, I think it's pretty hard to consistently fake being happy - especially to consistently fake it well.

[Unforgiven]

In the case of a relationship, I think it's pretty hard to consistently fake being happy - especially to consistently fake it well.


unless if you're me.. i'm never happy

[and.suckmyballs]

your either a 'cute couple', 'fuck buddy', or a couple that is 'together', rarely spends time together and has occasional conversation over internet or phone and really cute couple is the one you want

[B0EF]

In the case of a relationship, I think it's pretty hard to consistently fake being happy - especially to consistently fake it well.

I've been faking my happiness about my relationship for about....2 years now. And that bitch still thinks she's 'all I want'. As soon as I've killed her, I'll take the money and buy a house on Hawaii. :thumbsup:

"Somebody stop me!"

[and.suckmyballs]

lol fuckin right man, im not stoppin you

[wtfisthis]

I hate seeing stupid "cute" couples walk down the street everyday. I know the guy has to feel so stupid that he doesnt even deserve to have a penis. seriously wtf fuckers :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:

u r rlly rite, this mother fucker sux! jeez fuck them all! :mfinger:

[wtfisthis]

jeez fuck them all :mfinger:

[GottaHurt]

If you're in a relationship, you're happy, and you happen to be attractive, then just ignore the miserable inbreds who critisize you.After all, they're the ones who have to face the mirror everyday, and realize that they are the weakest link, should they succeed into duping someone into committing to a relationship with them.

[badassmtbiker]

If you're in a relationship, you're happy, and you happen to be attractive, then just ignore the miserable inbreds who critisize you.After all, they're the ones who have to face the mirror everyday, and realize that they are the weakest link, should they succeed into duping someone into committing to a relationship with them.

Thank you. I read this thread and all I can think of are a bunch of Hobbits. Troll people sitting around a table playing Magik, and wondering when they'll get to see a naked woman (without having to pay for it). Sorry if you don't have a woman, or if all you want for Christmas is a good relationship. But just because you're not in one doesn't mean that everyone else that is sucks. It probably means that you suck. Why else aren't you dating anyone?

[HintOfClarity]

I hate seeing stupid "cute" couples walk down the street everyday. I know the guy has to feel so stupid that he doesnt even deserve to have a penis. seriously wtf fuckers :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:

I'd be bitter to if I didn't have sex on a regular basis, too; but I'm not currently facing that problem sooo...it sucks to be you.

[Unforgiven]

Thank you. I read this thread and all I can think of are a bunch of Hobbits. Troll people sitting around a table playing Magik, and wondering when they'll get to see a naked woman (without having to pay for it). Sorry if you don't have a woman, or if all you want for Christmas is a good relationship. But just because you're not in one doesn't mean that everyone else that is sucks. It probably means that you suck. Why else aren't you dating anyone?

I'm not dating anyone cause i don't have money. :frown:

[badassmtbiker]

I'm not dating anyone cause i don't have money. :frown:

Oh yea, there's always that. Women cost money. Prostitutes at least tell you what'll cost upfront.

[GottaHurt]

Women cost money.

Not if you're crafty ;) Take them on a picnic, scrounge through their fridge for the fixin's.Pick fresh flowers for them.A walk in the park, mountains, or the beach, no distractions, more opportunity :thumbsup: Take her swimming, there's a pool or water somewhere in your city, again it's free, and there's opportunity :thumbsup: Think man, saying you have no money is a lame ass excuse because you don't have the balls to ask.The worst thing they can do is say no.Chicks are lonely too and sometimes they just want to get out and keep it simple.


BA this isn't directed at you, just in general

[icka]

Sorry I ran out =\ I DO have some used condoms you can use as bubble gum! ^O^

i took the time to read the condom package, because i get bored like that, and they said DO NOT..i repeat DO NOT reuse condoms.


hah!

[icka]

I'm not dating anyone cause i don't have money. :frown:

eh... stupid reason. you don't necessarily need money to date people. i don't have money and i date people.. then again im a chick :-D GO GET A JOB SLACKER!

[Unforgiven]

eh... stupid reason. you don't necessarily need money to date people. i don't have money and i date people.. then again im a chick :-D GO GET A JOB SLACKER!

i have a job... 9 dollars an hour, 2 hours a day, every fucking morning. not enough to live on. yeah, life sucks. tis true

[icka]

i have a job... 9 dollars an hour, 2 hours a day, every fucking morning. not enough to live on. yeah, life sucks. tis true

get a second job...fucker!

[2BOrNot2B]

.. and sometimes they just want to get out and keep it simple.

fuck simple!
i had that (still have it) ... got to date this incredible hot serbokroatian chick... she liked me, i liked her.. we talked, and all she wanted, was to *KEEP IT SIMPLE* .. fuck buddies so to say..
well and i go and fuck it all up by falling for her in the end! and i get the shit kicked out of me by unanswered love..
i hate feelings... anybody seen the movie "equilibrium"? :sad:

[sad bastards]

c'mon u retards just ask ppl out dont be pussys all ur lifes or ull never get anywhere

[otepsoul]

c'mon u retards just ask ppl out dont be pussys all ur lifes or ull never get anywhere i kno.,how hard is it to up to some one u like and go will you go out with me.

[crazywhiteboy]

I hate everyone equally so it don't even matter

[Unforgiven]

get a second job...fucker!

haha... looks like chicks don't just hate me in real life, but even over the internet... is that even possible? :bomb:

[ron]

If you're in a relationship, you're happy, and you happen to be attractive, then just ignore the miserable inbreds who critisize you.After all, they're the ones who have to face the mirror everyday, and realize that they are the weakest link, should they succeed into duping someone into committing to a relationship with them.
Inbreds...LOL

Degenerates.

[angryvogon]

I hate seeing stupid "cute" couples walk down the street everyday. I know the guy has to feel so stupid that he doesnt even deserve to have a penis. seriously wtf fuckers :mfinger: :mfinger: :mfinger:


just because you feel miserable dosent mean that you have to fuck it up for others

[angryvogon]

trance']hahaha
true dat, true dat :cool: :)

why are you all so angry??? huh? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ! :gun: :)

[Ctoit]

But just because you're not in one doesn't mean that everyone else that is sucks.


Yes it does



It probably means that you suck. Why else aren't you dating anyone?[/QUOTE]




Hey man.........back off :rolleyes: ..........I suck on my own time

[googler100]

here ya go then...

URLS REMOVED - Admin

[otepsoul]

[QUOTE=googler100]here ya go then...


QUOTE] that doesnt help.

[jamesp]

fuck simple!
i had that (still have it) ... got to date this incredible hot serbokroatian chick... she liked me, i liked her.. we talked, and all she wanted, was to *KEEP IT SIMPLE* .. fuck buddies so to say..
well and i go and fuck it all up by falling for her in the end! and i get the shit kicked out of me by unanswered love..
i hate feelings... anybody seen the movie "equilibrium"? :sad:

hmm..suks for you, but thats a great movie.

[Ctoit]

For the google Ban :cool:

[2Tired2Protest]

Yes, I know just how it feels to see two perfectly happy people strolling arm in arm down the street. Kills me inside. Sometimes so much that I begin foaming at the mouth and bark at the couple, then my keeper puts my muzzle back on and takes me to the happy doctor for a sleepy shot. :gun:

[HintOfClarity]

Women cost money.

I don't... But then again I'm awesome because... I'm
(a) easy to impress
(b) easily entertained

Not to mention, I would rather have sex then go out and do stuff all day that costs $$$.

[GottaHurt]

I don't... But then again I'm awesome because... I'm
(a) easy to impress
(b) easily entertained

Not to mention, I would rather have sex then go out and do stuff all day that costs $$$.


Alright!!! I'll be right over with some peanut butter samitches and twister!

[rurokensx]

you dont need money to date women, of course they like a guy with money, but they like charm more (been my experience at least).

[tharuz]

lol

[Deez Nutz]

I hate seeing couples all over each other and make out when I'm not with my girlfriend. When I'm at school my friend sits next to me and makes out with her boyfriend the whole period. It pisses the hell out of me and makes me miss my girlfriend. I only get to see her once a week, since she doesn't go to my school. But when I'm with my gf, I do the same thing.

[tharuz]

sucks

[jacob]

i hate the hot people{girls} that think oh look at me i make u happy in your pants but you cant have me


fuckers

[Ni99aRuss]

Just getcha gotcha gone....thanks...next! hahahah dumb bitches ...i swear all hoes are stupid...i can get them all with the same damn game.....

[Wut_was_That606]

All i have to say is I Love......CHICKEN!!!!!!!! :D :tongue: !

[FatArse]

Im so cute!

[Wut_was_That606]

Well im not very sure if u are if u have a fat ass but.... now a days haveing a fat ass i guess is a good thing lmao. :tongue:

[Wut_was_That606]

U know sumtimes where u touch urself and u get sticky..... :sad:

[FatArse]

All I know is cute people dont suck, they SUCK!

[FatArse]

I like that.....Oops im typing out loud again.

[FatArse]

It's really warm down there......WHY? tell me WHY?
:sword: Die! :gun: :gun: :gun: BOOM!

[Wut_was_That606]

Yes i have a girl in my 1st hr class. She laughs when plp fart....When we play baseball she thinks she gets a homerun even though she hit the ball like 5ft and everyone lets her run around the bases. :question: We have a very tall person in that class 2 and she goes up to him every day saying UR TALL UR TALL......realy becomes to get anoyying...! :mfinger:

[Wut_was_That606]

Could i ever fly be very nice to fly for no reason then get hit by a plane..... :cool:

[FatArse]

WE DiDDNENT aks TO b LiKE ThIS No mORe MakeY Fun Ov Me! :thumbsup: I MEaN :thumbsdn:

[Wut_was_That606]

Wiel iemz vrye Sery about matieing funnz of you!

[FatArse]

WhAt HaS 2 Legs AND WalKs!.....I OnEstLY DonT Noe?

[Wut_was_That606]

Wiel iemz vrye Sery about matieing funnz of you! :tongue:

[Wut_was_That606]

....................Gay.......... ......... :thumbsdn: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[FatArse]

How can you get 10 mexicans out of a car?............................. ................................. ............
Put a job aplication in the car!

[Wut_was_That606]

why do witchs never wear pantys......

Because they get better grip on the broom stick

[FatArse]

What do you call a thousand mexican people running down a hill?
A Mudslide!
What do you call a thousand black people running down a hill?
A prison Break! :tongue:

[Wut_was_That606]

What do u call a nurse with dirty knees?


Head nurse

[Wut_was_That606]

What do you call a thousand mexican people running down a hill?
A Mudslide!
What do you call a thousand black people running down a hill?
A prison Break! :tongue:
Im confusesdded on,z thss 1.zx2!

[FatArse]

Whats the difference between BIGFOOT and a HARD WORKING BLACK MAN?

Big foots been seen! lmao lmao lmao lmao!

[Wut_was_That606]

Whats the difference between BIGFOOT and a HARD WORKING BLACK MAN?

Big foots been seen! lmao lmao lmao lmao!
Cats KATS CATS KITTENS LIKE ME i like them I PUT THEM IN MICROWAVES ANBD BURN!!!!!!!! :tongue: :tongue:

[FatArse]

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?




Oh.....They can?

ALTERNATE ANSWER= 3 one to hold the light bulb, two to turn the ladder.

[Wut_was_That606]

hmmmmm....fried cat sounds good right now.....Mmmmmm CAT!!!!!!! I guess i can just find one on the street and Gut it! :sword: hmmmmmmmm!HUNgry!

[Captain_Darkey]

Yeah i hate cute people, but i loooove this!

nobody needs to see that (goatse)... and stop posting it

[FatArse]

against the board's racism policies. also, jokes don't go here. this is not a joke thread.

[gumercules]

fatarse and wut_was_that606 ... you're the same person, stop posting shit

only warning

[Jason]

...fatass...fatarse...wut_was_tha t606 = banned

Onward...

[OuttaControlX]

your just one ugly jelus fuck who dont get no pussy

[King Goldfish]

Hey, if it bothers you so much and you're to ugly to get a cute woman then save up 1000 bucks and get yourself a real fine Call Girl and act it out for the night.


stop whining, I dont have a problem with cute women and i dont have a problem seeing a fat ugly guy with a hot girl or vice versa. Be happy for them and perhaps your personality will change enough that a pretty girl may see your beautiful side and fuck the anger right out of you.

Fucking whiney cunts! :bomb:

[Ian Keith]

Sorry I ran out =\ I DO have some used condoms you can use as bubble gum! ^O^
Rawr. Teh candy.

[_Kitana_]

Hey, if it bothers you so much and you're to ugly to get a cute woman then save up 1000 bucks and get yourself a real fine Call Girl and act it out for the night.


stop whining, I dont have a problem with cute women and i dont have a problem seeing a fat ugly guy with a hot girl or vice versa. Be happy for them and perhaps your personality will change enough that a pretty girl may see your beautiful side and fuck the anger right out of you.

Fucking whiney cunts! :bomb:

LOl....

you was exactly what we was missing fromt the site.

[King Goldfish]

Fear the fish ;)

[_Kitana_]

Im not sure if "fear" is quite the would I would use to describe ya.


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Do you realize guys....

that sense reading this post. I have killed off 34 braincells, dropped two i.q. points and have lots the time that it took read this from my already exciting life.

WoW!



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