Would You Rather...

[Bitch]

This is a game where you have to choose one of the options. You cannot choose both! Then after you answer you must ask a question in the same "would you rather...or..." way.


Would you rather

Live in a world where nobody cleans up after his dog

or

everybody, including you, has to do it bare-handed?

[Darklight]

if everyone did it bare handed.. all the time.. people would become accustomed to it...

[unit.x9]

ok would you rather.........
live alone for eternity

or

be married to someone you hate for life?

[zoloftcasserole]

Be married to someone I hate for life.

Drive in snow or rain?

[Unforgiven]

Snow

burned or frozen to death?

[Darklight]

burned.. its prolly quicker...

lick someones eyeball or have your eyeball licked...

[zoloftcasserole]

Have my eyeball licked.

Be short and chubby, or tall and skeletal?

[Unforgiven]

I'm already tall and skeletal.:happysad:

Get shot by a plutonium-infused bullet or a clove of garlic?

[I Hate The FCC]

Get shot by a plutonim-infused bullet. :happysad:

Be skinned alive

or

Be slowly stabbed over and over again until you die?

[teh anarchist]

this is exactly like this or that... but

be slowly stabbed

kill your best friend, or have him/her kill you?

[zoloftcasserole]

Have my best friend kill me.

Would you rather:

Be extremely smart, but have a black heart

or

Be a little on the dumb side, but have a heart of gold?

[Stardust]

I'm already a bit dumb but I have a heart of gold



you rather be loved by everyone for your looks
or
loved by some by your brain ?

[latinmaxima]

loved by someone for my brain


would you rather be admired by those you lhate or feared by those you love?

[zoloftcasserole]

Admired by those I hate.

Would you rather:

Be with someone who's extremely unattractive but treats you like a king/queen

or

Someone who's extremely attractive but treats you like dirt?

[teh anarchist]

unattractive

Which is worse, going through your childhood without a friend, or going through your adult life without a friend?

[latinmaxima]

childhood.


sleep with your cousin and get caught

or

catch you sibling sleeping with your cousin?

[Stardust]

childhood.


sleep with your cousin and get caught

or

catch you sibling sleeping with your cousin?


the other one


not having a clue or having all clues?

[Unforgiven]

Not having a clue

Attacked by lemures or gremlins?

[Stardust]

lemures! so we all can sing "move it move it"



you would want to be to fat or to thin?

[zoloftcasserole]

Too fat.

Would you rather:

Live in the same town for the rest of your life,

or

never have a place to call home?

[unit.x9]

child hood

be chased by midgets on mopeds
or
have your mopar stolen

[zoloftcasserole]

Have my mopar stolen

Eat one tablespoon of mayonnaise every day for the rest of your life

or

Eat an entire jar of it in one sitting? (and never have to eat it again if you didn't want to)

[Unforgiven]

Every day

See descent naked

or

Get fucked in the ass by a llama?

[Canadian Pyro]

Every day

See descent naked

or

Get fucked in the ass by a llama?
Descent naked, it's not like there's anything to see...

Would you rather:
Spend a day debating the Iraq war with Kitana?
OR
Be GWB's golf buddy for the rest of eternity? (no, you can't attack him)

[zoloftcasserole]

Spend a day debating Kitana

Total your car

or

Have it stolen?

[latinmaxima]

total it. if it is stolen and they return it you wont get any money.


have you fingers cut of at the knuckle

or


have your thumb cut off at the knuckle

[zoloftcasserole]

Fingers cut off at the knuckle

Die young

or

Never die. Ever.

[Unforgiven]

Die young

Listen to Diamond's Llama song non-stop for the rest of your life

Or

GW's speeches.

[Kiwi]

My first car was an old Cherokee Chief xD

When was the last time you called your mum?

[Unforgiven]

Umm... wrong thread dude.

[void]

Umm... wrong thread dude.

KIWI has posted the wrong answer to 'get to know your fellow WTF'er' and this thread, his posts were reversed..
BUT, presently he is showing '1 post' after these 2 posts.. are we in the presence of a (slightly less than) leet haxxor?

[Unforgiven]

KIWI has posted the wrong answer to 'get to know your fellow WTF'er' and this thread, his posts were reversed..
BUT, presently he is showing '1 post' after these 2 posts.. are we in the presence of a (slightly less than) leet haxxor?

No.

Posting in this forum doesn't count towards your post count.

[void]

No.

Posting in this forum doesn't count towards your post count.

explains it.. i forgot that happened, thanks.

carry on..

[Kiwi]

Sorry about that I'm a total n00b so i beg for mercy :D
hope it doesn't happens again :flamed:

[vIoLeNcE0969]

die in ur sleep
OR
die guns blazin

[kokorami]

Guns blazin

Would you rather have your leg choped off with a rusty butterknife
or
Have your eyes spooned out?

[TheLampIncident]

Eyes spooned out.

Would you rather...
Ride a wild ostrich
or
Get carried around by an eagle(that wouldn't eat you)?

[skully]

get carried around with an eagle


walk in on your parents having sex
or
walk in on your brother having sex with your girlfriend

[Invader]

walk in on my parents having sex? :rolleyes:

Would you rather

Be caught raping a chicken
or
Be raped by an emu with no-one there to help?

[zoloftcasserole]

hahaha

Raped by an emu, I guess.

Go bungee jumping, or skydiving?

[Stardust]

bungee jump (both actually)



would you rather get killed by cancer or AIDS?

[teh anarchist]

cancer .. less embarrassing

amputated leg or paralyzed leg?

[zoloftcasserole]

amputated

Be beaten to death, or drowned?

[void]

drown.

read carl sagan or ann coulter?

[zoloftcasserole]

I don't know who Carl Sagan is, and Ann Coulter is a psychotic cunt-on-wheels, so: neither.

Stub your toe, or burn your finger?

[Tostig]

burn my finger (then i can flip people off showing them my wound)

papercut your tongue or get a splinter under your nail?

[zoloftcasserole]

Splinter under the nail.

Spank or be spanked?

[void]

either.

fight two men or one woman?

[zoloftcasserole]

One woman

See your parents naked, or have lemon juice sprayed in your eyes?

[Tostig]

lemon juice in the eyes... for the love of god can i get lemon juice in my brain too?


get all of your toes smashed by a hammer or break both arms?

[zoloftcasserole]

Arms

Have only one nipple, or have three nipples?

[skully]

3

be deaf or blind?

[Jiraffe]

blind.

Shot to death or fucked by me?

[Tostig]

shot to death


stuck by sewing needles til you bleed to death or have sex with jiraffe?

[zoloftcasserole]

Sex

Hate, or be hated?

[Tostig]

be hated, hating is too much work


be married to a rich person you don't like, or be married to a poor person you love?

[void]

moot point, i'm married to a rich woman who i love. :D

drink gehtfuct's piss (again) or drink canadian beer?

[zoloftcasserole]

Canadian beer

Have a toenail ripped off, or be kicked in the crotch?

[Icarus]

Kicked in the crotch... fear of the unknown, since I'm sure getting a toenail ripped off is less painful.

Learn a lesson the hard way, or avoid the experience and not learn the lesson?

[WildAzteka69]

Being an adult w/ no friends.

Would you rather be rich and cruel and a jackass to everyone or poor but kind and thoughtful.

[wilko125]

I would prefer to be poor kind and thoughtful, once thats downpat ill work on my fortune.

Would you rather fight about something and act like a tough person, or take it on the chest and be a tough person.

[Jiraffe]

take it on the chest. But I'd coax the other person involved to fight.

Papercut between fingers or toes.

[Boycott]

Between the fingers

Electrocuted or Covered in Gasoline and Burnt?

[Tostig]

electrocuted


lemon juice in the eye or on a cut?

[OmegaZeto]

IN A CUT. OMG.

Gargle with chlorine or take a lead pipe to the head?

[Stardust]

lead pipe to the head


would you rather be the son/daughter of Bush (president) or Clinton?

[void]

clinton, he's far less embarrassing.


visit africa or asia?

[OmegaZeto]

Asia any day.

16-penny nail hammered through the back of your hand
or
Pneumatic stapler with decking staples shot through the top of your foot?

[zoloftcasserole]

The hand one.

Change a poopy diaper, or change a stinky litterbox that has been used by three different cats over the course of a week?

[vIoLeNcE0969]

Change a poopy diaper, or change a stinky litterbox that has been used by three different cats over the course of a week?


poopy diaper

good book OR television

[void]

book.

fuck your mom or be fucked by your dad?

[JLXC]

Fuck my Mom

Would you rather Have a great paying job with no personal life, or have a great personal life with a low paying job?

[Icarus]

Great paying job with no personal life... it's way simpler.

Listen to one album for the rest of your life, or listen to no music for the rest of your life?

[void]

one album.

only tv or only internet?

[JLXC]

Internet all the way!!!!


Boring sex with one person for life, or no sex?

[wilko125]

Some sex is better than no sex!

Be uber buff but with low IQ, or scrawny with genius level IQ?

[vIoLeNcE0969]

Be uber buff but with low IQ, or scrawny with genius level IQ?

scrawny genius

get caught
jackin off
OR
catch ur kid jackin off

[Base]

catch the kid


Getting pissed on when drunk or pissing yourself in public sobre

[BadEvilWrong]

Get pissed on.

Drink a liquid visibly leaking out of a garbage bag, or eat a piece of rotten fruit?

[vIoLeNcE0969]

Drink a liquid visibly leaking out of a garbage bag, or eat a piece of rotten fruit?

eat rotton fruit

kill a animal
or be killed by it

[teh anarchist]

kill it

be shot by your best friend, or shoot him/her?

[BadEvilWrong]

I've already shot the bastard. :happysad:

Get run over by a bike, or run over someone with a car?

[teh anarchist]

get run over by a bike ... less .. ya know ... fatal

Drink 2 Gallons of Mountain Dew in an hour, or drink 1 gallon of milk in an hour?

[BadEvilWrong]

I've had a gallon of milk in an hour. Hell, I've had a quart of ice cream in fifteen minutes.

Be cockfarmed, or banned for a month?

[zoloftcasserole]

Banned for a month.

Be trapped in a room with <insert name of wtf member who gets on your last nerve> for one week, or trapped alone in a room for one month?

[BadEvilWrong]

I'd rather be trapped with um...I don't quite know who gets on my last nerve. I'm not uptight enough to pay attention. But whoever it was, the bitch would be serving as much punching bag for a week. Gotta keep occupied somehow, right?

For a year, have godly sex every night, or all of the money in the world?

[teh anarchist]

all the money

I already have godly sex

be forced to listen to "we can dance if we want to" for 30 days straight at full volume, or be added to lemon party? (if you don't know what lemon party is, don't reply)

[BadEvilWrong]

You mean "The Safety Song"? Much better than Lemon Party.

Run your own country, or be the pope?

[vIoLeNcE0969]

You mean "The Safety Song"? Much better than Lemon Party.

Run your own country, or be the pope?


run my own country

fuck a dog
or
fuck a cat

[BadEvilWrong]

Um...a cat? At least afterwards, I can say I was seriously banging some pussy.

Swallow swords, or swallow something else?

[stinkyfingers]

something else.

cut off your big toes or your thumbs?

[BadEvilWrong]

My big toes.

Publicly smash cans against your head all night, or bash your head against a solid wall alone?

[squashmuffin]

cans, but only if it was a contest


shoot yourself, or cut your wrists

[kokorami]

I'd shoot myself...in the foot.

Fuck TheMVP, or Fuck MaxPoser

[BadEvilWrong]

I'd rather fuck Max. If nothing else, I could at least leave with my dignity intact.

Would you rather marry a kind spouse that doesn't really love you, or a mean fucker that absolutely adores you?

[zoloftcasserole]

Kind spouse who doesn't really love me.

Have your tongue cut out, or your fingers burnt off with acid?

[teh anarchist]

tongue .. it'd be more painful, but I'd still have my digits

have a needle stuck up your urethra, or the entirety of a 10" dildo stuffed up your ass?

[zoloftcasserole]

Oww.....that's a tough one. Umm....I guess the dildo. :eek:

Be kicked in the crotch just one time, or watch the movie "Titanic" in it's entirety every day for a two weeks straight?

[Gotie]

clearly the kick in crotch... it hurts ... badly but it will stop. Whereas Titanic would cause severe permanent brain damage.


change for one day into the opposite sex or get to see what micky mouse really got under his pants ?

[zoloftcasserole]

Be a man for a day.

Have your foot run over by heavy machinery, or your fingers slammed in a car door?

[Gotie]

I'd go with the heavy machinery over my foot since I already know what the other one feels like :happysad:


spend a week with 50 Cent or get all your natural body holes filled with hot wax which won't be let out before its cooled down and hard again.

[Jack]

Hot wax!

Would you rather go down on your grandmother while she's on the toilet or play Russian roulette with five shells in the cylinder?

[zoloftcasserole]

Russian roulette, for sure. :sickpuke:

Eat a live frog, or your own vomit?

[Gotie]

Eat a live frog


have a nice walk in the park or spend a night in the cinema ?

[Tostig]

the park, definitely

have the love of an ugly person or the ambivalence of a good looking one?

edit: was beaten to it

[Jack]

Love o the ugly.

Laugh with your friends, or uncontrollably at them?

[Gotie]

with them ....................


wear a dead gorilla as a T-shirt or be married to Yoko Ono

[Tostig]

laugh with my friend

edit: damn, i gotta start typing faster :P

dead gorilla

get paid little at a job you love or a lot at a job you hate?

[Gotie]

I'll go with the money :D

be blind or mentally dissabled ?

[zoloftcasserole]

Be blind.

Lose one of your legs, or be diagnosed with cancer?

[Tostig]

get cancer.

drive a motorcycle or a convertible?

[zoloftcasserole]

Motorcycle!!!

Have all your pubic hairs plucked one by one with a pair of tweezers, or have them shaved off with an extremely dull razor?

[IBaneZ4544]

Oh shit....um..damn
shaved with a dull razor...makes it quicker


Being lit on fire while you have 2,000,000 needles stuck into your chest and face, or eating 50 alive rats whole while being shot in the foot with a sniper rifle?

[teh anarchist]

the latter

stuff sixty dildos down Ibane's throat while dot com beats off in the corner, or be forced to watch a never ending loop of Ibane and dot com's anal sex tape?

[Base]

stuff sixty dildos down Ibane's throat while dot com beats off in the corner

only because it would be over in 2 minutes MAXIMUM

would you rather drink guys urine or girls urine? :tongue:

[teh anarchist]

girl's ... ew

alright let's make these a bit easier

be able to induce orgasm to any individual instantly, or be able to induce one on yourself instantly

[BadEvilWrong]

The former is sooo much more useful.

Die by being crushed by an insanely large anvil, or live through having half of your skin shaved and being tossed in salt water?

[Lonely_Person]

second one...I wanna live!

Would you rather...

Have to kill your best friend byy hanging him/her and then slowly cutting him/her in pieces or having to shoot one of your parents with a machine gun and watch them die

[BadEvilWrong]

This one is supposed to be a hard choice? I would thoroughly enjoy the second one.

Would you rather spend everyday with someone you love living his/her life with someone you absolutely despise, or would you rather cut all contact with both?

[teh anarchist]

the former

would you rather listen to boulevard of broken dreams or the safety dance on repeat for hte rest of your life?

[BadEvilWrong]

The Safety Dance. I'm a sadomasochist.

Would you rather fuck some random ugly stranger, or go fuck yourself?

[zoloftcasserole]

Fuck myself.

Would you rather wake up one day and not remember anything about yourself or your life, or never wake up at all?

[BadEvilWrong]

Never wake up at all. It's going to happen some day anyway, right?

Would you rather jump out of an airplane as acrophobe, or go to a UN summit as a xenophobe?

[zoloftcasserole]

Jump out of a plane as an acrophobe.

Play Checkers non-stop for 24 hours, or go to a Backstreet Boys concert?

[BadEvilWrong]

Play checkers. Though I'd prefer chess.

Be eaten alive by piranahs or buried alive?

[zoloftcasserole]

Hmm, that's a tough one. I'd have to go with being eaten alive by piranhas.

Be severely allergic to your favorite food, or forced to eat nothing but your favorite food every day for the rest of your life?

[Chris Hansen]

Be severly allergic to my favorite food.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

[zoloftcasserole]

Blind.

Be bitten by a large, venomous snake or stung by a swarm of hornets?

[BadEvilWrong]

Bitten by a snake.

Be hit in the head with a frying pan, or be hit in the balls (just pretend you have a pair) with a solid steel baseball bat?

[zoloftcasserole]

Hit on the head with a frying pan.

Be stuck driving during a snowstorm, or during a tornado?

[BadEvilWrong]

In a snowstorm, without a doubt.

Be forced to juggle three molotov cocktails or three chainsaws?

[Elite Hunting]

3 Molotov cocktails.

get a tattoo or get kicked in the face with a golf shoe?

[Jane Deere]

get a tatoo

would you rather lick an asshole or lick dog poop

[leehype]

Asshole, I will prolly get more outa the deal anyway :heybaby:

Would you rather change in a car or in the bushes?

[skully]

in the car

would you rather have sex with George Bush or Saddam Hussain?

[Jane Deere]

in a car...i'm actually a pro at that

would you rather sing karaoke sober
or
pee your pants in public (sober)

[skully]

Sing


would you rather have sex with George Bush or Saddam Hussain?


/me repeats the question

[Elite Hunting]

Whichever one isn't the Anti-Christ...

Would you rather attend a week-long insurance seminar or be the subject/eye candy for a "Girls Gone Wild" video?

[zoloftcasserole]

Go to the seminar.

Have an exceptionally low IQ, or an exceptionally ugly face?

[BadEvilWrong]

Ugly people can get laid. Stupid people can't get paid.

Ride a launched missle or jump out of a plane at max altitude without a parachute?

[teh anarchist]

ride the missle - less likely to survive takeoff cause you can get behind the booster.

sex with BEW or sex with Lampy?

[Elite Hunting]

Lamp. He would treat me like the skank I am.

Eat dung beetles or watch William Shatner belly dance?

[Entity]

Shatner

Have sex with a drag queen or with a guy?

[Angry]

I'd rather the drag queen. I would, of course, rather have 20 beers first ;)

[zoloftcasserole]

Have sex with a drag queen or with a guy?

Um, a guy. :lol:

Be paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of your life, or be locked up in prison for the next 30 years?

[BadEvilWrong]

Paralyzed from the waist down. Seriously, that's one thing I can work around.

Stuck without running water or electricty?

[zoloftcasserole]

Be stuck without electricity.

Get hit by a bus, or hit someone else with a car while you're driving?

[BadEvilWrong]

Get hit by a bus. My reflexes could prevent most of the damage. And then I could sue. That would rock hard.

Be assulted by someone with a cheese grater, or a nail file?

[zoloftcasserole]

Nail file. *shudder*

Be the driver on a cross-country road trip, or the passenger?

[BadEvilWrong]

The passenger. Gives me time to catch up on my reading.

Eat three cans of uncooked spam, or three cans of uncooked soup?

[zoloftcasserole]

Eat three cans of uncooked soup.

Fall face-first into a pile of dog poop, or face-first into a pile of bricks?

[BadEvilWrong]

A pile of dog crap. Gag.

Bathe in vomit, or bathe urine?

[zoloftcasserole]

Bathe in urine.

Have one of your ears cut off, or one of your toes?

[Jane Deere]

one of my toes cut off.

would you rather get a nipple pierced or your genitals pierced.

[zoloftcasserole]

Genitals.

Have your deepest, darkest secret exposed, or get fired from the best job you've ever had/ever will have?

[Elite Hunting]

Get fired.

Would you rather walk around all day naked for a million dollars, or stand neck deep in shit for a week for 10 million dollars?

[zoloftcasserole]

Walk around naked for a day.

Eat a handful of live worms, or just one live frog?

[Acid_Corona]

Live worms

Be the guy at the pretzel factory that work 50+ hrs week stamping the price on the bag for minimum wage or Be the guy that has to clean the porno house?

[Elite Hunting]

At one time, I actually knew the owner of a peep show establishment and was offered the position of booth cleaner. I'll tell you like I told him: I'll pass.

Definitely the pretzel guy.

Pap smear (sp?) or colon scope?

[Jane Deere]

pap smear

sun burn or chicken pox

[Entity]

Colon scope, no one is going to shove anything up my pee hole.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

[lies on myspace]

blind..because than all women would be attractive:D

would you rather go to a good movie alone or a bad movie with good friends? (see not all of them have to be cruel/gross)

[Elite Hunting]

Good movie alone.

Paper or plastic?

[teh anarchist]

paper

love or be loved?

[Tostig]

love

be remembered for something terrible or be forgotten?

[DenkiE_]

i am always easily forgotten

would you rather..

be stuck in a miserable, confined room with one friend, forever
or
be exposed to the broader, free world, but you are completely and forever lonely

[Elite Hunting]

Live in a more broad world and be lonely.

Would you rather eat shit soup or drink vomit tea?

[BadEvilWrong]

Eat ship soup. The stomach acids wouldn't eat away at my esophagus.

Have an eyeball plucked out or a hand cut off and cauterized?

[Elite Hunting]

The eyeball. After all, I can't lose one of my two best friends.

A boil on your ass or a paper cut?

[BadEvilWrong]

Paper cut. Easily shrugged off.

Big fucking needle in your arm, or a relatively small one in your foot?

[Elite Hunting]

BFN in arm. The foot's WAY MORE sensitive.

A glass shard enema or lose an arm?

[BRiT]

Neither.

Ignore this ancient-thread or reply to this ancient-thread?

[53V3N]

Ignore it. We have better threads now.


Would you rather watch golf or play it?

[rub1out]

play ... so long as it's mini-golf.

drink beer or smoke pot?

[Kiwi]

Drink beer.

Play scrabble or pictionary?

[Señor Feester]

Pictionary.

Would you rather have a lot of Money or Friends?

[rub1out]

money.

eat brownies or pancakes?

[Señor Feester]

Brownies.


Smarts or Riches

[rub1out]

smarts, cuz they can get you riches.

Would you rather vacation in Florida or California?

[Señor Feester]

Cali


Huge Penis or Money?

[rub1out]

I already have one, so I guess money. :D

To be loved or be feared?

[eyeknow]

To be loved; people die for those they love

Be the strongest person alive or the sexiest

[Señor Feester]

Sexiest. Benching 500 don't get you pussy. Just a weird looking body.


Be famous or all alone?

[PiercedPsycho]

Alone. People really irritate me.


Get a manicure or pedicure?

[rub1out]

Neither, I'm a hetero guy.

Shaved or hairy crotch?

[Happytoad]

Shaved, I prefer the Hitler.

Get a PA or nipple pierced?

[rub1out]

Don't know what a PA is, so pierced nipple, I guess. Though they hurt like a motherfucker when first pierced, I'm told.

Vacation in Europe or Australia?

[demonique1313]

Australia. Much better beaches.


A complete deep fried,junk food diet or a completly natrual and healthy one ? ( For the rest of your life )

[PiercedPsycho]

Ugh, I'll try the completely natural and healthy, because I hate deep-fried food. Oh and rub darling, a PA is a Prince Albert. A cock piercing. It's hot.



Would you rather date a hawt psycho bitch woman or a somewhat less attractive but normal woman?

[demonique1313]

I'll take the psycho. If I'm going to be with a women she needs to be hot and since I'm a women as well I'd probably be able to relate to at least a little bit of the craziness.

Lose your sight or lose your hearing

[PiercedPsycho]

Hmmm....hearing. I would die if I couldn't read, and I can always play songs in my head




Eat a sea slug or eat raw snails?

[rub1out]

With ketchup, either one.

Nagged by your wife or nagged by your mother-in-law?

[KMASOB]

mother in-law (I don't want a wife)



would you rather scuba with sharks or sky dive?

[demonique1313]

I'd like to do both.

Have a three way with your bf/gf or have some homo erotic fun?

[rub1out]

I have three ways all the time. There's my right hand, my left hand and me. :D

Would you rather be the President of the U.S. or CEO of a major corporation?

[KMASOB]

Neither, no me time.



Would you rather take an essay test or clean your house?

[eyeknow]

Essay test i do it all day.



be a rapist who never gets caught no matter how sloppy you are with evidence

or


be raped repeatedly by the sexiest celebrity you like and not knowing till its over
[you were blindfolded and gagged]

[HrlyQnn]

Be a rapist who never gets caught no matter how sloppy you are with evidence, because then I could rape Michael Fassbender repeatedly while he watched.

..I may leave him bound and padlocked in my bedroom though.

(also gives the ability to rape multiple celebrities/non-celeb hotties.)





Be the President of a Country ( you pick) or Be the President of a World Organization (you pick)?

[PiercedPsycho]

President of a country, so that way I could go back to my high school reunion and scream "HAHA YOU SHALLOW SONS OF BITCHES!! LOOK WHERE I ENDED UP, YOU SPINLESS DOUCHEBAGS!! FUCK YOU ALL!"

I hated everyone I went to school with, can you tell?


Would you rather eat barbecued or deep fried food every day for the rest of your life?

[rub1out]

I think deep-fried food would kill me quicker, and, with only being able to eat one kind of food, I'd want to die.

Water skiiing or snowboarding?

[PiercedPsycho]

Snowboarding because I can't swim.


Would you rather visit Hawaii or the Bahamas?

[Unspun]

bahamas, I've never been out of the states.

you're Neo. which pill would you rather take?

[rub1out]

Been to Hawaii three times, so Bahamas. Plus it's fun to say ... BA HA MA.

Listen to GWB or Dick Cheney?

[HrlyQnn]

Red pill...Neo didn't have a problem getting it up.

GWB...guaranteed laughter.


Would you rather have newdz or be nude?

[PiercedPsycho]

Be nekkid. I like being nekkid. In fact, I'm nekkid right now.



Would you rather make it illegal for anyone to be in public with no shirts, or make it legal for anyone to be in public with no shirts?

[HrlyQnn]

Make it legal for anyone to be in public with no shirts, because it denies less freedom.

Impeach Bush or cane bush (Singapore Style) ?

[Draygoon]

Cane. So much less paperwork and taxpayer-funded court time.

Would you rather see Dick Cheney and bin Laden kickbox or jello wrestle?

[eyeknow]

jello wrestle............... for rooks happiness not my own



See dick cheney or GWB in drag singing touch my body

[HrlyQnn]

Dick Cheney, so his daughter can laugh at him while Rudy G. takes notes.

[rub1out]

L@tex did it wrong, so I'll answer her imaginary question: with a pair of pliers. That way it doesn't chafe. :thumbsup:

play Monopoly or Scrabble?

[minus_1]

Scrabble.

Fart or sneeze?

[shellfish]

Sneeze...my farts have been deadly as of late

pee out your nose or smell from your genitals?
(I admit I stole this from the book)

[rub1out]

Pee out my nose. Though I usually shower twice daily, I still wouldn't want to smell my ball sack area regularly.

End war or hunger?

[HrlyQnn]

End hunger. People need war ~ The Decider


Find out "your the father" on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich?

[PiercedPsycho]

Maury, my parents don't get Jerry



Would you rather be stuck in a perpetual period or a perpetual pregnancy?

[rub1out]

Anatomically, I can't do either.

athlete's foot or jock itch?

[HrlyQnn]

Hygienically, I can't get either, lols.


Chop of limb? or Chop of genitalia?

[rub1out]

Hygienically, I can't get either, lols.


Chop ofF limb? or Chop ofF genitalia?

I fixed that for you. Limb chop? LOL.

I'd NEVER chop off my genitalia. YIKES!!! I'd chop off my leg. That way, I'd still have two. :D

runs or constipation?

[PiercedPsycho]

Constipation, you spend less on TP




Ebola vs Marburg?

[eyeknow]

Ebola; i might be able to infect my foes before i die and a few highly placed asshats;)





Naked in public or speak in public while your latest sexcapade plays on national tv as you speak

[rub1out]

Naked in public ... I hate public speaking.

Tang or OJ?

[Rahlia-Indigo]

OJ, Tang makes me gag.

Tornado or Hurricane?

[rub1out]

Hurricanes. They're usually slower moving and more predictable.

Would you rather step on a tack or see your grandmother naked?

[PiercedPsycho]

Step on a tack, my grandmother is OLLLLLD.




Would you rather lose a hand or lose a foot?

[rub1out]

My username is rub1out. You do the math. :D Foot, obviously.

Eat raw eggs or oysters?

[PiercedPsycho]

Raw egg, especially if it's in cookie dough form.




Catch syphilis or catch Ebola?

[Jude09]

Equally bad... hmm...

Ebola...


Would your rather smex Jason or BRiT?

[HrlyQnn]

BRiT, so I can say I smexed the invisible man.


Be a pimp or a cult leader?

[steelasp]

cult leader, so I could sell apocalypse insurance.

be scalped, or have your eyes plucked out?

[HrlyQnn]

I would go with neither, but I'll go with being scalped. At least I would have my eyes and I could a shiny metal helmet.

"Body Augmentation" or "Work with what you have" ?

[steelasp]

I'm all natural.

naked, or clothes?

[HrlyQnn]

Clothes, but that depends on what you're doing and where.

Be covered in spiders or snakes?

[steelasp]

snakes. spiders make me nervous.

have imortality as an adult, or get to be a child again for 5 years, but then die.

[HrlyQnn]

snakes. spiders make me nervous.

have imortality as an adult, or get to be a child again for 5 years, but then die.

Immortality as an adult, because I don't want to have pedosex.:sad:


If you could only have and endless supply of one which would it be: ideas or accomplishments?

[rub1out]

Accomplishments. Ideas are useless if you don't make them a reality.

Be necropheliac or celibate?

[HrlyQnn]

I'd rather be celibate, because dead people require Vick's and extra lube.


Foot rub from a gay guy or a back rub from a metrosexual?

[rub1out]

foot rub ... so long as he doesn't go "north."

eat worms or shit?

[HrlyQnn]

Eat worms, I'll never do a reenactment of 2 girls 1 cup. :ewww:

Feel like shit or make a shit cake?

[rub1out]

Feel like shit. I do it daily.

have a dog fart in your face or get a nasty paper cut?

[HrlyQnn]

Nasty paper cut...why would I want a dog to fart in my face?

Death by spoon or spork?

[rub1out]

Spork. They're cuter, so I wouldn't mind as much.

[anotheruser]

Be caught naked in front of strangers or friends?

[Rahlia-Indigo]

Strangers, because they don't know you and won't be able to spread the embarassing news of you being naked.

Follow your heart or follow your dog?

[HrlyQnn]

Follow your heart, because following your dog will only lead to you stepping in shit.


Wear glasses or get laser eye surgery with one eye being slightly blurry?

[Stardust]

wear glasses, I love glasses. I think it's insanely hot on people.





would you rather have a cat mieowing/being weird in heat(sp?) or a dog humping your leg in heat?

[HrlyQnn]

I would like to say neither, but I'd go with the cat meowing and putting it's ass in the air than the dog dry humping my leg.


Locked in an freezer for 10 minutes or run for 10 minutes in 110*F?

[Jude09]

Locked in a freezer.

Get jacked off by another man or sit in the tub with tubgirl?

If confused, plz google: tubgirl.

[HrlyQnn]

Eaten out/fingered by a guy....I googled that Jude...that was whoa.

Hand power of attorney to Phrosty or Jude?

[disturbed86]

Jude. Who doesn't love chicks with power?


Skydiving accident or bungee jumping accident?

[HrlyQnn]

Bungee jumping accident in the hopes that there is a body of water beneath me and a short drop.


Travel accident: Planes or Trains?