durtytoothbrush
08-01-2004, 11:45 PM
I found this book call The Shortest Stories Ever Written - in it, each story is exactly 55 words. I found this one story that I liked by Glen Starky called Werling and i really liked it, i had to share:
Werling
Werling Werner was witless. Without worrying whether wife Wilma was working, Werling wasted wampum willfully. Worthless Werling was workless. WHen Werling woke wondering what wife Wilma was wanting, we wondered why Werling wanted women. Werling was without wisdom. Women want warmth. Wilma was wet. Werling Werner's weenie was worthless. Wilma went without. Woe was Werling.
-GLen Starkey
Werling
Werling Werner was witless. Without worrying whether wife Wilma was working, Werling wasted wampum willfully. Worthless Werling was workless. WHen Werling woke wondering what wife Wilma was wanting, we wondered why Werling wanted women. Werling was without wisdom. Women want warmth. Wilma was wet. Werling Werner's weenie was worthless. Wilma went without. Woe was Werling.
-GLen Starkey