Pickup Lines That May Get You Killed

[TwisT]

C/P Funny?

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a
feedbag.
3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your
face.
6. My love for you is like diarrhea-I just can't hold it in.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was
Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
10. You remind me of a championship bass-I don't know whether to
mount you or eat you!
11. Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
12. Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open
and I'll put my head in.
:fskull:

[dustinzgirl]

you are bad T, bad, bad, bad....but funny as fucking hell. How many of these did you try before you got slapped?

[better than you]

Best Pickup Line Ever:

You know, I once heard of two people who met and didn't fall in love. They both died in horrible accidents the next day..... makes you think.

[deus_ex_machina]

you are bad T, bad, bad, bad....but funny as fucking hell. How many of these did you try before you got slapped?
probably 1

[TwisT]

you are bad T, bad, bad, bad....but funny as fucking hell. How many of these did you try before you got slapped?

My fav is the squirrel line.....Even I know better than to use these.....
But I like it bad, And hot for that matter..

[RedOctober]

I remembered this one, my father in law told me, he used before he got the sack by a former girl friend...

"Your eyes are like the sea, not so blue, but just as watery..."

I don't know if watery is a correct English word..

It means red eyes blurred with salty water. :rolleyes:

[otepsoul]

best line---- hey are you going to walk to your car by your self later. aight ill be watching you all night/

[Fugly]

I like your ass may I wear it as a hat?

[MaxPower]

I remembered this one, my father in law told me, he used before he got the sack by a former girl friend...

"Your eyes are like the sea, not so blue, but just as watery..."

I don't know if watery is a correct English word..

It means red eyes blurred with salty water. :rolleyes:

You are correct sir

[MaxPower]

Hey baby, If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?


2 feet. of my cock in your ass.

[RedOctober]

Another one...

"Where are those nice legs going, if nothing comes in between?"

In Dutch...

"Waar gaan die mooie benen naar toe, als er niks tussen komt?"

[BRiT]

This one probably has good chance of getting you killed... unless she's a Korn fan.

"I don't know your fucking name, so what, lets fuck."

[gumercules]

let's do some math. me plus you, subtract clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

[vicodincasserole]

what ever happened to "what are you doing this weekend?" :confused:

[gumercules]

last i checked that never got anyone killed, as per the thread title. but it is the nineties. wait, not it isn't. what the hell is it?