View Full Version : what do you think about sex ghost?
Brain Spout
10-01-2005, 09:43 AM
Y'know - inncubus and succubus?
Personally, I think summat happened over the celebration of Juno, (March 2003) and I met a spirit. Ever since then I've been having sexual relations with ghosts, and I don't know who to tell because they'll think I'm going crazy - but I know they're ghosts with special knowledge, but they're just so dirty fuckers. Always fucking my ass, and sucking my cock.
It really freaks me out when I'm having tea and crumpets with ma, and I get a spirit give me a blow. I think sexual energy is what they feed on, or blood from the erection...
I Hate The FCC
10-01-2005, 09:45 AM
It seemed like a post from Descent with the part about gehtting fucked in the ass. :happysad:
YUCK FOU!!!
10-01-2005, 09:46 AM
quoting blaze dailys thread like that....dats dar palagurizemzem that tis!
Canadian Pyro
10-01-2005, 10:07 AM
quoting blaze dailys thread like that....dats dar palagurizemzem that tis!
yea man, fo dro!
EDIT: Damn, 600 posts! Go me!
lady victoria
10-01-2005, 11:35 AM
Y'know - inncubus and succubus?
Personally, I think summat happened over the celebration of Juno, (March 2003) and I met a spirit. Ever since then I've been having sexual relations with ghosts, and I don't know who to tell because they'll think I'm going crazy - but I know they're ghosts with special knowledge, but they're just so dirty fuckers. Always fucking my ass, and sucking my cock.
It really freaks me out when I'm having tea and crumpets with ma, and I get a spirit give me a blow. I think sexual energy is what they feed on, or blood from the erection...
LSD? ....
DizzyOwnzj00
10-01-2005, 01:17 PM
LSD? ....
Exactly, maybe mixed with PCP..
Fideru
10-01-2005, 01:19 PM
I say you are setting too many things on fire.
YUCK FOU!!!
10-01-2005, 08:27 PM
yea man, fo dro!
EDIT: Damn, 600 posts! Go me!
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I Hate The FCC
10-01-2005, 08:38 PM
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you're 11th and 13th out of nine gazillion posters.. either is pretty good :thumbsup:
YUCK FOU!!!
10-01-2005, 10:15 PM
that bastard diznuts keeps on piping me to often
and fcc, you were closer
Canadian Pyro
10-01-2005, 10:28 PM
you're 11th and 13th out of nine gazillion posters.. either is pretty good :thumbsup:
Or indicative of lack of a life, depdnding on how you look at it.
Descent
10-02-2005, 02:29 AM
:lol::lol:
Fuxed
10-02-2005, 12:27 PM
If you have sex with ghosts, you need lots and lots of therapy...
Slacker
10-02-2005, 12:28 PM
It's called wet dreams.
Fuxed
10-02-2005, 12:48 PM
That's not a ghost... That's a dream.
Brain Spout
10-02-2005, 01:30 PM
it jus be, ya no boi, i b tokin, and den dem ghos com and den i cum, and ya no, ghos secks, hawt++ :D
Dude - I've got a myriad of compounding mental and sociological problems. I'm in the ghetto where drugs are rampant. I've done everything except X and Heroin. That's something I'm saving for later, the heroin.
But you really think it's that easy to quit mary jane? There's a lot of stoners with grey hair, it's that addictive. That's just like saying - hey to quit cigarettes don't buy a packet. It's a battle over desire, will, and emotion. Sometimes I'd seriously jump out a window just to get high.
sadly missed, but not by me..
Slacker
10-02-2005, 02:17 PM
That's not a ghost... That's a dream.
I find it hardly to believe you can have sex with ghosts. Especially when you can't touch ghosts. It's more like masturbating, Let alone a dream.
Fuxed
10-02-2005, 07:42 PM
Maybe... Very imaginative? Bad acid trip? A combination of the two?
As for quitting weed, if you smoke often enough to be so severely addicted, then you're the reason weed is illegal.
You see, it all started long ago... Some cavemen would go hunting wooly mammoth, and sit down afterwards and light their bone-pipe to unwind after a stressful day... Then some guys started doing this more often... And eventually just quit hunting, and all they did was smoke smoke smoke.
See, that's about how you are, you're the guy that fucked it up! Thanks to you, nobody can do it legally, and everybody that now does it is apparently a stoner... Thanks alot, selfish bitch.
i don't claim to be an authority on weed, but i smoked it for 18 years.. i stopped just after 9/11.. but anyways..
cannabis is IMO an enhancer, like alcohol is a depressant.. cannabis enhances whatever and whoever you already are.. if you do things you will do things more.. if you're a lazy idiot you will be a bigger lazy idiot.. etc..
plus, if it was legal a lot less people would use it..
wasn't this thread about ghosts?
has anyone drank ghost milk?
Brain Spout
10-02-2005, 07:56 PM
Maybe... Very imaginative? Bad acid trip? A combination of the two?
As for quitting weed, if you smoke often enough to be so severely addicted, then you're the reason weed is illegal.
You see, it all started long ago... Some cavemen would go hunting wooly mammoth, and sit down afterwards and light their bone-pipe to unwind after a stressful day... Then some guys started doing this more often... And eventually just quit hunting, and all they did was smoke smoke smoke.
See, that's about how you are, you're the guy that fucked it up! Thanks to you, nobody can do it legally, and everybody that now does it is apparently a stoner... Thanks alot, selfish bitch.
actually weed is illegal because of racism, if ^ were true then how come alcohol, and smoking are legal?
Fuxed
10-02-2005, 11:37 PM
Because they TRIED banning alchohol, and bootlegging became a very violent industry, and smoking generates by far too much money...
Descent
10-03-2005, 02:52 AM
It seemed like a post from Descent with the part about gehtting fucked in the ass. :happysad:
Dude, GehtFuct has topped the world record for saying the word "ASS" on the Internet http://forums.wtf.com/rage/icons/icon7.gif.