Broken's Whorehouse.

[Broken]

Open for buisness, until Jason gets home from school and bans my ass.


Here are my rules:

[badassmtbiker]

Open for buisness, until Jason gets home from school and bans my ass.


Here are my rules:


And it's on!! Dammit, I really like this screen name... oh well... let's do this.

I'll take Jason's mom - how much is she charging these days?

[Broken]

And it's on!! Dammit, I really like this screen name... oh well... let's do this.

I'll take Jason's mom - how much is she charging these days?


What ever it is you are getting screwed.

[badassmtbiker]

What ever it is you are getting screwed.

You know this

[badassmtbiker]

click here (http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?p=3120#post3120) to understand the following.


Jason's mom

[Broken]

We don't get much call for her these days, I have her in the backroom on douche patrol.

[GottaHurt]

Honey I'm home! Ahhhh, your breath is as fresh as a summer's eve..

[badassmtbiker]

Honey I'm home! Ahhhh, your breath is as fresh as a summer's eve..

Get in line assmunch. That there's my ho

[Broken]

that's where I like to kiss my wife when I walk through the door. whoo hoo...

diver down

[GottaHurt]

Hey man, there's three of us, we can make her airtight.

[badassmtbiker]

Hey man, there's three of us, we can make her airtight.

Sweet!! I get the eyes

[GottaHurt]

Sweet!! I get the eyes

Greedy Motherfucker!

[badassmtbiker]

Greedy Motherfucker!

okay.. you can have the left one. But I'm cumming in her ear

[Broken]

LOL... Arabian goggles


Man the rest is worthless.. Move over..

[GottaHurt]

Fuck it, I'll just do myself and she can owe me one.

[Broken]

This is bad.. Now where am I going to waste all this time at now???? FUCK..

[badassmtbiker]

Fuck it, I'll just do myself and she can owe me one.

Damn. That's a good idea - gas is getting expensive. Broken - how much will she pay me to sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off?

[GottaHurt]

This is bad.. Now where am I going to waste all this time at now???? FUCK..

Does she have a daughter?

[badassmtbiker]

This is bad.. Now where am I going to waste all this time at now???? FUCK..

I was thinking the same thing.

[Broken]

Does she have a daughter?

yeah, but she's even uglier .. we call her Jason.

[badassmtbiker]

yeah, but she's even uglier .. we call her Jason.

I may be wrong, but I think that will do it. If any of the above hadn't secured your fate.

[GottaHurt]

yeah, but she's even uglier .. we call her Jason.

Ahhh that's alright, I'll just bag her and look at myself in the mirror ;)

[badassmtbiker]

Ahhh that's alright, I'll just bag her and look at myself in the mirror ;)

Wrap a flag around her head and fuck her for glory

[Broken]

Oh well..Like I said. This place was just getting good, and then the rainbow whinefest began. It's all downhill from here.

[Chris]

There is no need for you to share the woman, just have a fight about it, whoever wins get the first 15 minutes...btw, she charges 5bucks per 2 minutes, I think...

[GottaHurt]

There is no need for you to share the woman, just have a fight about it, whoever wins get the first 15 minutes...btw, she charges 5bucks per 2 minutes, I think...

Go back to whatever nasty skank you just crawled out of and shut the FUCK UP!

[Broken]

There is no need for you to share the woman, just have a fight about it, whoever wins get the first 15 minutes...btw, she charges 5bucks per 2 minutes, I think...


I said the backdoor!!!

[badassmtbiker]

There is no need for you to share the woman, just have a fight about it, whoever wins get the first 15 minutes...btw, she charges 5bucks per 2 minutes, I think...

Hey Guys!! Can I play, too? Fuck.

[Chris]

*Comes in the backdoor, sits down and waits, patiently, for the next 7 hours*

[badassmtbiker]

*Comes in the backdoor, sits down and waits, patiently, for the next 7 hours*

Just don't talk to anyone.

[Chris]

*takes out a BIG roll of tape, puts all of it on mouth*

[Broken]

I am going to have to add on... we need more rooms.. Shits packed in the back..

[GottaHurt]

*Comes in the backdoor, sits down and waits, patiently, for the next 7 hours*

...and the gloves come off

Yo jerkoff, you're gonna wait for some leftover skank used backdoor? nasty mofo

[Chris]

hehe ;)

[badassmtbiker]

*takes out a BIG roll of tape, puts all of it on mouth*

Umm.. do you think appeasing me will make this easier on you?

[GottaHurt]

I think he bought a defective swiss 2 english dictionary

[badassmtbiker]

I think he bought a defective swiss 2 english dictionary

I am here for want to salute and welcome

[Broken]

Are you bastards running off my customers?

[badassmtbiker]

Are you bastards running off my customers?

Simmer down, Timmy. He's still around. Just scared to answer

[GottaHurt]

That would be Mr.Bastard to you, and yes we had our fun.

[badassmtbiker]

That would be Mr.Bastard to you, and yes we had our fun.

Mmm.. lunch

[badassmtbiker]

That would be Mr.Bastard to you, and yes we had our fun.

Back in college this friend of mine and I would get on different religious IRC channels (moment of silence for IRC) and fuck with unsuspecting mormons, etc. Would enter a room with screen names like HateCrime, and DateRape. Was good times. Thinking of where to spend my time once the boot drops here. I mean, what else would I do while I'm at work, right?

[GottaHurt]

Just have to kick down the door and show up univited somewhere else...

[Broken]

Back in college this friend of mine and I would get on different religious IRC channels (moment of silence for IRC) and fuck with unsuspecting mormons, etc. Would enter a room with screen names like HateCrime, and DateRape. Was good times. Thinking of where to spend my time once the boot drops here. I mean, what else would I do while I'm at work, right?


Got me man..fucker already proved he can't take a joke. So... if was fun while it lasted. I don't even use IM, so if you found a site ran by someone that actually has the sack to back up what he advertises the forum as I'll have to find my way. The blind leading the blinder!! ROFL

[badassmtbiker]

Just have to kick down the door and show up univited somewhere else...

exactly.

[Broken]

I'd send you to www.GayWebsitereremoved (http://www.GayWebsitereremoved) but that's like what this site wants to be.. all mushy and everyone knows everyone..I am even a nice guy there. Doesn't matter people still hate me.. all people do is wine about work, or not getting laid. Same old shit.

[badassmtbiker]

I'd send you to www.GayWebsitereremoved (http://www.gaywebsitereremoved/) but that's like what this site wants to be.. all mushy and everyone knows everyone..I am even a nice guy there. Doesn't matter people still hate me.. all people do is wine about work, or not getting laid. Same old shit.Yea, I've been shopping forums all morning. Need a damn realtor

[Broken]

Yea, I've been shopping forums all morning. Need a damn realtor
Well hook me up if you find something.. That Wetwired shit.. I can be found there.. But man don't hold it against me..

[badassmtbiker]

Well hook me up if you find something.. That Wetwired shit.. I can be found there.. But man don't hold it against me..

hehe.. ruh roh.. already throwing out the disclaimer?

[Broken]

Dude.. it's like all people from work and friends. So everyone knows each other.. It's clean... Nothing like my whorehouse.

[badassmtbiker]

Dude.. it's like all people from work and friends. So everyone knows each other.. It's clean... Nothing like my whorehouse.

hehe.. yea... I doubt we'll have an easy time finding another whorehouse. I own website.com. Suppose I could throw a forum up there.

[Broken]

Do it.. is it done yet? what's the url?

[badassmtbiker]

Do it.. is it done yet? what's the url?

I've just got jibberish there as a place holder.

[Broken]

I just PMed my email to ya. cuz I am smart.. g I could have Pmed a e-mail..
So check your box ...

[badassmtbiker]

I just PMed my email to ya. cuz I am smart.. g I could have Pmed a e-mail..
So check your box ...


Gotcha... and the search is on.

[Broken]

Gotcha... and the search is on.

I sent ya a e-mail.

[badassmtbiker]

I sent ya a e-mail.

Hey look at that. YAY I've got mail!! YAY!!

[TickedNick]

you fuckwads, your all in need a of a good back hand slap, a mans slap

[badassmtbiker]

you fuckwads, your all in need a of a good back hand slap, a mans slap

Bring it.

[Broken]

Welcome to the whorehouse.. I did notice you came in the backdoor... Muhahaha

[badassmtbiker]

Welcome to the whorehouse.. I did notice you came in the backdoor... Muhahaha

That's how they do it in England. Head hung low. Thinking of all the cool toys they could've bought, if only they still had tax money rolling in from the American Colonies.

England - We WON!!
Germany - Beat the shit outta you. TWICE!!
France - Bailed you out how many times?
Canada - Read: America's Annoying Little Sister
Italy - Hmm.. If memory serves, we kicked the shit outta you, too - from one end of the boot to the other.
Russia - Remember 9 November 1989?

[Broken]

Better than being from OHIO... What's thier state motto? "land of the lost"

[badassmtbiker]

Better than being from OHIO... What's thier state motto? "land of the lost"

Now now, Broken. We must think bigger. We're going after the world now. All states must stand united. Wait.. fuck that. Alright, Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Ohio - you're on your own.

[DropAcid]

No every one of the whinners are from Ohio on here.

[Broken]

Brits kinda cool, but I don't think we should HAVE to use his ugly mug as our ranter pic.

[gumercules]

i can't believe how well everyone is getting along in the flame forum

[badassmtbiker]

i can't believe how well everyone is getting along in the flame forum
:mfinger:

[Broken]

i can't believe how well everyone is getting along in the flame forum

Change your location to OHIO, and shut up!

[GottaHurt]

i can't believe how well everyone is getting along in the flame forum

Ahh, we're just pissin' on the hydrants markin' our territory right now, wait until a stray comes along.

[Broken]

Ah the Whorehouse is still open.. Good job, guys.. We need to get some more customers, daddy needs new spinners!

[Broken]

i can't believe how well everyone is getting along in the flame forum

What the hell is that smell??? Oh it's the butt pirate. Geez, don't they make unscented ass lube?

you are supposed to be in the back: in the HomoProbe room, but thanks for stopping by.. Gay money spends just like straight money..

[badassmtbiker]

Gay money spends just like straight money..

Oddly enough, it's pink, tho.

[Broken]

Oddly enough, it's pink, tho.

That's because you are looking at it through those damn Elton John glasses. Take em off..

Freaking whorehouse henchmen these days..

[badassmtbiker]

That's because you are looking at it through those damn Elton John glasses. Take em off..

Freaking whorehouse henchmen these days..


You're just jealous.

[Broken]

Shit nigga you crazy..
peep that smoke gray Lac, outside! Jump in the front, bump in the trunk, Big daddy grill. I just need a few mo hoe's in the stable to set her on spinners.

[badassmtbiker]

Shit nigga you crazy..
peep that smoke gray Lac, outside! Jump in the front, bump in the trunk, Big daddy grill. I just need a few mo hoe's in the stable to set her on spinners.

umm ok

[Broken]

sorry dude I am bored shitless.

[Broken]

Shit nigga you crazy..
peep that smoke gray Lac, outside! Jump in the front, bump in the trunk, Big daddy grill. I just need a few mo hoe's in the stable to set her on spinners.


Sorry I have to translate:
Come over look at my Cadillac. I have hydraulics, and a painfully load stereo, and a Rolls Royce grill. If I increase my income I can buy those rims that spin even when you aren't moving.

[badassmtbiker]

Sorry I have to translate:
Come over look at my Cadillac. I have hydraulics, and a painfully load stereo, and a Rolls Royce grill. If I increase my income I can buy those rims that spin even when you aren't moving.

Ohhh!! I'll get right on it

[badassmtbiker]

sorry dude I am bored shitless.

Me too, what with most major corporations being closed today.

[Broken]

I Pm'ed ya.

[badassmtbiker]

I Pm'ed ya.

backatcha

[MUFFDIVER]

i'll sell you one for 10$ mail order :mfinger: :tongue: :thumbsup:

[shep]

sup nigga?how's da trick ass biatch?--->or-->hey man?how's the wife

[Broken]

Muff you are now the two buck hoe... I am sure you will work your way up soon.. I am rick james bitch!!

[Sod]

the only whore in this house is my sister :mfinger:

[Sod]

quoting the chapelle show, how original, scrotum slasher, at least use your own material

[Broken]

quoting the chapelle show, how original, scrotum slasher, at least use your own material


Yeah, If I was only as wise as you. Scrotum slasher..Wow.. Well if anyone would know about Scrotums it's Sod.... Good times.. Good times.. And you don't have to sumbit one line at a time..Fucking internet retards these days..

[Sod]

i'm just trying to build up my posts and be as cool as you :thumbsup:

[GottaHurt]

And you don't have to sumbit one line at a time..Fucking internet retards these days..

LMFAO......Hey man, cut him some slack, he rides the short bus and takes money outta the jar at 7-11.

[Broken]

i'm just trying to build up my posts and be as cool as you :thumbsup:


Ahh.. Just give up now. You're just proving my points over and over.

[Sod]

what that you have no life and making fun of people on a forum that has to do with flaming people gets you off? that's a pretty serious point

[Broken]

what that you have no life and making fun of people on a forum that has to do with flaming people gets you off? that's a pretty serious point


Amazing how did you know? LOL you goofy fucker.

[GottaHurt]

what that you have no life and making fun of people on a forum that has to do with flaming people gets you off? that's a pretty serious point

So's the one on the top of your head, and the even bigger one sticking out of your ass.

[Broken]

So's the one on the top of your head, and the even bigger one sticking out of your ass.


I love that line.. That's twisted from Nice Dreams... Where Chong says. "Hey man, you got a point there, let your hair grow out and nobody will notice it"

[Jason]

Wow, i never got to read this thread whatsoever.. I was on vacation at the time and never caught it.. Fucking funny...

Well, the majority of you are still here so that just leaves me to ask one thing.. What did I do wrong? :lol:

[Broken]

You have to be kidding... This was the first day that B&T opened. We figured you had to be the first person roasted.. Geez, ungreatful admins these days.

[Jason]

Was it? I thought I went away for a day or two right after it began.. Hmm, memories fade...

...and yes, I'm damn honored. C'mere, I have a present for you. :lol:

[Broken]

Geez man; he thread is over two months old, I can't remember..

[otepsoul]

ill post in it to keep it alive.

[Broken]

don't forget to check out the new rods in the baithouse.. Lmao~

[otepsoul]

:thumbsup: lol i wont

[ITakeOffence]

ill post in it because i have no life.

[badassmtbiker]

Wow, i never got to read this thread whatsoever.. I was on vacation at the time and never caught it.. Fucking funny...

Well, the majority of you are still here so that just leaves me to ask one thing.. What did I do wrong? :lol:

[Adam Sandler voiceover] two months later[/Adam Sandler voiceover]

[_Kitana_]

WOW Jason... can tell you pay attention hehe

[HavokChylde]

Wow. This was before me.


What exactly is this post about?

[gehtfuct]

04-08-2004, 01:22 PM
The first-ish day of our beloved B&T,and a mere handfull of days before Broken was de-flowered at the Baithouse.

[HavokChylde]

Ahhh, no shit. Well I'm proud to be a part of it.


Yeah! I am so great, I am so great.


Now give me some kind of motherfucking prize.

[gehtfuct]

Ahhh, no shit. Well I'm proud to be a part of it.


Yeah! I am so great, I am so great.


Now give me some kind of motherfucking prize.

Heres your motherfucking prize.

Originally Posted by ??
Here's mine dude...*whispering*in the avitar genius.
no,not the dangerously handsome kid.Look closer,thats me behind him.
I have one of these " :mfinger: "in my pocket.

HEY!.....Mr newbie's back.How've you been sweetpea?
Has that rash gone away yet?

Find the motherfucking link this motherfucking post belongs to,and the motherfucking rep is yours,motherfucker.

Hint: Neckdemon

[vampirechick209]

uhhh dude i am a grl too so fuss over me please and leave his mom alone ok i am a fun grl and i am reallly a vampire chick so watch it

[HavokChylde]

I love that word.


"What's the motherfucking time?"

"How do you work this motherfucking thing?"

"My chick has a kid so I'm a motherfuckin kinda guy."

See. So many uses, and still more being made up to this day.


God Bless America, and it's slang dictionaries.


Hmm neckdemon. We'll see.

[Unforgiven]

I love that word.


"What's the motherfucking time?"

"How do you work this motherfucking thing?"

"My chick has a kid so I'm a motherfuckin kinda guy."

See. So many uses, and still more being made up to this day.


God Bless America, and it's slang dictionaries.


Hmm neckdemon. We'll see.

here's another one:

who brought this motherfucking thread back to life? :)