View Full Version : wanna fuck around do ya?!?!
well eat shit and die you cock loving sod layers, too many sluts and skanks on this forum!!!!!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!
well hey,shitdick why so hostile?can i lapp some shit off your head now or later? :mfinger:
Broken
04-08-2004, 10:57 PM
well eat shit and die you cock loving sod layers, too many sluts and skanks on this forum!!!!!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!!!
WTF????? OMG that's funny as hell or I am a drunk bastard. Which ever is true. Fuck you! I laughed out Loud!! Sod, you penis farmer!
He must be talking bout you broken.Im not a skank or a slut ---wish i was.Im just spankin ass's and the ho's love it :mfinger:
Hagane
04-09-2004, 02:10 AM
Quit the mooing you damned Chihuahua, Prepare all asses for visious entry!
Broken
04-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Im just spankin ass's and the ho's love it :mfinger:
Are you braggin about your act in the gay bar again.. Dude we have all heard this story.. Please not again..
ROFL!! Yeah, I am going to drink me some beers tonight..When the wife lets me come out and play.. I am going to start-up a new shop.. Brokens Baithouse. Stop by I'll buy. have a beer.
will do.Im pounding the pint's back now and pissing in my buddies sink--lol--He's gonna be mad.
badassmtbiker
04-09-2004, 04:23 PM
will do.Im pounding the pint's back now and pissing in my buddies sink--lol--He's gonna be mad.
Ahh yes, the old, piss in the sink trick. I had a friend that sat on the sink and pissed into the toilet, because it seemed like a reasonable thing to do.
It's amazing what can be accomplished with a little thought and some beer :cool:
Captain 151
04-09-2004, 04:28 PM
a friend of mine, lacking a proper bed, one slept in the sink of my dorm room bathroom. Completely wasted, mind you.
My buddie got totally shit faced and we shaved his eyebrows and locked him in my dog's cage.He fucking puked all over my dog's pillow.
badassmtbiker
04-09-2004, 05:31 PM
My buddie got totally shit faced and we shaved his eyebrows and locked him in my dog's cage.He fucking puked all over my dog's pillow.
Nothing against your story - it's funny (everyone needs to have a "one time my buddy passed out we did insert horrible thing here to him..." story), but what the fuck's up with people keeping their damn dogs in cages?
she was a puppie and chewed my fucking wire's and shit .I did it for her protection.She would eat the cage now and shit out nail's.
badassmtbiker
04-09-2004, 05:41 PM
she was a puppie and chewed my fucking wire's and shit .I did it for her protection.She would eat the cage now and shit out nail's.
LOL now there's a picture worthy of a greeting card.
ya i got a pic of her chasing her tale.lol i'll send it to hallmark tommorow
i also got one of her eating my kid's fucking crayon's.all the wrapper's on the floor and she's just a mowwin down.
MUFFDIVER
04-09-2004, 07:15 PM
WWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT TTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCC CCHHHHHH///SSS :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :thumbsup:
Broken
04-09-2004, 07:36 PM
WWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT TTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
BBBBBBBEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTCCCCCC CCHHHHHH///SSS :mfinger: :mfinger: :gun: :thumbsup:
Lets see "Muffdiver" and "cockmunchers", dude I could use you in the whore house.
Two things.. Caps lock is on the left above shift; turn it off! The backspace but is top right. Hunt and peck one finger typist these days.. :thumbsup:
MUFFDIVER
04-09-2004, 08:22 PM
MIGHT NOT BE DRUNK BOY'S BUT I'M SMOKIN CHEEBA TONIGHT LIKE A BANCHE //////////SHEP YPU GOD DAMN WEEKEND WARRIOR I'M COMING OVER TO DRINK YOUR BEER :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :confused:
MUFFDIVER
04-09-2004, 08:25 PM
why thank you i would love to tell people to f off on your forum :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :mad:
Broken
04-09-2004, 08:30 PM
shit then hit the Baithouse.. That's were we get baked and fish for whatever bites.
muffy is one of those kid's who has a big head,ya know the ones who you look at as a baby and say "ahhh he's so cute" and don't really mean it!Hey muff im gonna slap ya egg headed heathin
Broken
04-09-2004, 09:56 PM
muffy is one of those kid's who has a big head,ya know the ones who you look at as a baby and say "ahhh he's so cute" and don't really mean it!Hey muff im gonna slap ya egg headed heathin
Pimp slap~
Ya~ read that goofy shit in the morning and tell me what you meant..
Captain 151
04-09-2004, 10:47 PM
i got what he meant.
Broken
04-09-2004, 10:56 PM
Yeah, but you know him intimately.
Cock smokers these days!
I understand him as well, I am just teasin the fucker... He can take it.
Captain 151
04-09-2004, 11:00 PM
aye, valid point.
btw, i would hate getting old and start shittin in your pants every day. I would really hate that.
Broken
04-09-2004, 11:01 PM
aye, valid point.
btw, i would hate getting old and start shittin in your pants every day. I would really hate that.
Ya that's gotta suck!
Captain 151
04-09-2004, 11:04 PM
yea. i said that because as i was going to the bathroom i let out what i had believed to be a fart. turns out i shit my pants. first time thats happened since 3rd grade when i purposely shit my pants to get out of music class. luckily, nobody was around and i was able to toss the boxers in the trash and no ones the wiser....
Broken
04-09-2004, 11:13 PM
Fuck man, did ya just have to dump that shit on us? Delete.
Captain 151
04-09-2004, 11:21 PM
it was traumatic!! ok, ok, i will leave stuff like that to myself.. eeeshh...
Broken
04-09-2004, 11:27 PM
Take one 1mg four times a day.
GottaHurt
04-10-2004, 06:50 AM
yea. i said that because as i was going to the bathroom i let out what i had believed to be a fart. turns out i shit my pants. first time thats happened since 3rd grade when i purposely shit my pants to get out of music class. luckily, nobody was around and i was able to toss the boxers in the trash and no ones the wiser....
Mere childs play.Wanna talk about shittin' your pants? This guy was havin' a bad day. (http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/)
and.suckmyballs
04-11-2004, 04:48 PM
ever seen a drunk sleep with their legs in the air....all night...hahaa gay faget mags from one toke lol
passes out with one beer, no fun you can't pass out off beer until your watchin chick flicks and disney movies thinkin theyre porn haha....true story
and.suckmyballs
04-11-2004, 04:48 PM
mind me if i make no sense, i never do
BUSHSUCKSBALLS
04-11-2004, 09:59 PM
and.suckmyballs, you're very strange. Which disney movie were you watching?
Captain 151
04-11-2004, 10:37 PM
yea man. im all about drunken disney porn. OHhhhh sleeping beauty..lie there... lieeee there... thats right....
sorry guys i was working all this fawking week, now i want to drink beer and flame fuxors like your assmouths, oh yea, happy fuck day! now listen up my fuckers, this is a flame forum, not a "lets be friends and talk about what each other do in the gay bar down the street" forum, so Broken, get yur penis back into your pants, stop playing with yur ball sack, and lets all flame the piss out of each others asses!!!! BIA-ITCH!!!!!!!!!! oh yea by the way your all a bunch of shit stabbing ass sprockets
Broken
04-12-2004, 05:00 AM
sorry guys i was working all this fawking week, now i want to drink beer and flame fuxors like your assmouths, oh yea, happy fuck day! now listen up my fuckers, this is a flame forum, not a "lets be friends and talk about what each other do in the gay bar down the street" forum, so Broken, get yur penis back into your pants, stop playing with yur ball sack, and lets all flame the piss out of each others asses!!!! BIA-ITCH!!!!!!!!!! oh yea by the way your all a bunch of shit stabbing ass sprockets
I knew If I got enough dicks in one place SOD, would come drooling!!.. Bring it on. You're a half watt bulb at best. All you talk about is Penis, balls, and assholes. Didn't you daddy teach you about pussies boy?
Go back to work.. Mcdonalds is open 24/7.. Make me some fries, bitch.
badassmtbiker
04-12-2004, 11:23 AM
I knew If I got enough dicks in one place SOD, would come drooling!!.. Bring it on. You're a half watt bulb at best. All you talk about is Penis, balls, and assholes. Didn't you daddy teach you about pussies boy?
Go back to work.. Mcdonalds is open 24/7.. Make me some fries, bitch.
mmmm fries. Goddamn I'm hungry. Not for cock, Sod. Simmer down. Christ
how do ya think a fella is gonna get famous around here? the only thing you people remember about a guy is penis, but anyway back to the subject, you all suck
badassmtbiker
04-12-2004, 04:23 PM
how do ya think a fella is gonna get famous around here? the only thing you people remember about a guy is penis, but anyway back to the subject, you all suck
What's that? Can't understand you thru the cock in your mouth
hmmm i don't understand fag, yur gonna have to talk english
badassmtbiker
04-12-2004, 04:28 PM
hmmm i don't understand fag, yur gonna have to talk english
That's what I thought. Simple sarcasm eludes you. Alright, I'll spell it out.
1. I said you suck cock.
2. I made my point by saying that I couldn't understand you - as you were busy choking on cock when you tried to talk
3. Did I mention you suck cock?
Broken
04-12-2004, 07:29 PM
how do ya think a fella is gonna get famous around here? the only thing you people remember about a guy is penis, but anyway back to the subject, you all suck
Lame..
That's all-
Broken
04-17-2004, 06:01 PM
broken, i love you
I knew it.. Sod is an acronym isn't it??? Does the "S" stand for Sits or sucks, or both depending on the dick?
and.suckmyballs
04-17-2004, 06:22 PM
sucks....off.....dick
hmm, makes sense to me :mfinger:
SOD= Suckingoff Old Donkeys
and.suckmyballs
04-17-2004, 06:41 PM
the monk who sold his ferrari
Broken
04-17-2004, 10:03 PM
SOD= Suckingoff Old Donkeys
Yeah that's disgusting..
GottaHurt
04-17-2004, 10:03 PM
SOD, short for sodomy, he's a buttjunkie. Dancing banana? Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sucks on a duck...
Broken
04-17-2004, 10:06 PM
SOD, short for sodomy, he's a buttjunkie. Dancing banana? Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sucks on a duck...
OMG!! that's fucking good shit!! ROFL "BUTTJUNKIE" yeah that's sod..
badassmtbiker
04-19-2004, 12:38 PM
And here I thought I was the only one that thought he blew farm animals.
yowatupdogg
04-20-2004, 05:58 PM
ISN'T SOD THAT STUFF THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE GRASS. YEA I DON;T WHY U WANT UR WEBSITE NAME TO BE THAT.
SOD IS A POSER LIKE DAMION RICE IS A POSER DAVID GRAY IS WAY BETTER
THIS ENTRY MADE NO SENSE BUT I AM LIKE THAT SO :mfinger:
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PAIN CAN BE SUCH A HORRIBLE THING :sword:
will do.Im pounding the pint's back now and pissing in my buddies sink--lol--He's gonna be mad.
Pints of what? Careful how you answer...
Broken
04-20-2004, 11:14 PM
Pints of what? Careful how you answer...
Pints of what is at hand.... Fuck being careful, Knock em down.
yowatupdogg
04-21-2004, 06:01 PM
i get no one likes this sod wanker!!!!!!!!!! :mfinger:
the french suck :mfinger:
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can can be such a horrible thing :sword:
Brain Spout
09-28-2005, 11:01 PM
what thread am i replying to? i just clicked the reply button in screw ball's sig
Unforgiven
09-28-2005, 11:02 PM
what thread am i replying to? i just clicked the reply button in screw ball's sig
A thread where the last post was on 04-21-2004, 04:01 PM
screwy
09-28-2005, 11:03 PM
:happysad:
Nailbomb
09-28-2005, 11:04 PM
A thread where the last post was on 04-21-2004, 04:01 PM
*Nailbomb nods to ye schoole of olde.
YUCK FOU!!!
09-29-2005, 09:55 AM
you guys got my hopes up, thought the cockfarmer SOD himself had returned to see his dream of a cockfarm come to life.....
Unforgiven
09-29-2005, 01:10 PM
you guys got my hopes up, thought the cockfarmer SOD himself had returned to see his dream of a cockfarm come to life.....
He returned shortly after it was installed for a brief time.
Then he left again.:happysad: