If WTF were a chick then... game

[mmm...cheese]

Hello, and welcome to what may turn out to be the Cheeze's greatest game yet.
Post If ______ were a ______ then _________. filling in the blanks as you go along ^something ^something else ^what would happen


Here is an example:
If WTF.com were a chick, then I would pay her $20 to bang her.
Here's another:
If Kindbud were an admin, the world would end.

However crappy these were, I know you can do better.
(I just didn't want to give away any awesome ones in the rules)

[Easty]

If cheese was a good game maker, then this thread wouldn't suck so bad.

[void]

if mmm...cheese was banned nobody would notice.


i win. :thumbsup:

[Easty]

if void says something else, i might fall on the floor laughing

[void]

if eastside keeps posting in this thread it will pick up sufficient momentum to validate mmm...cheese's existence and then people will notice if he is banned.

[Easty]

if mmm...cheese gets banned, then who will we make fun of?

[void]

if mmm...cheese were banned then we would still make fun of him without him ever knowing.

[dull_bullet]

if someone doesn't change the topic to something other than mmm...cheese soon, i will explode.

[Nymphchick]

if mmm...cheese were king then void is his bitch and eastside will be jealous and void will be happy because his fanticies will be finally met.

[void]

if nymphich cud spel then we wud all be relived.

[ChilianFuckFace]

If this thread wasn't so fucking stupid, then I would post something more usefull.

[Easty]

if nymphie was a 2 dollar whore, then i still wouldn't pay

[I Hate The FCC]

If Eastside capitalized the begginings of his sentences and put periods at the ends of those sentences then I wouldn't think he's a dumbass.

[mmm...cheese]

If the FCC didn't exist TV ratings would go up.

[mmm...cheese]

If IHTFCC hates the FCC maybe the FCC hates him.