GottaHurt's Adult Emporium & Arcade

[GottaHurt]

Yea, tell your lurid tales of sex and other assorted oddities here.Brokens buying the first round of drinks!!!

[GottaHurt]

I've been with a woman or two, but the oddist orgasm I've ever had the pleasure of giving, involved a zit.I tied a former girlfriends hands to my headboard (SOP for me) and proceeded to go down on her, I don't know how I didn't see the zit from the getgo, but after about 10 minutes of enjoying her pussy, my hand slid over a very big, tight and juicy pimple in the crack of her ass.At first, she just kinda wiggled a bit and I thought she was just reacting to my mouth, but everytime my hand would rub over it, she'd squirm a little more, so I kept messing with it.Finally I decided to squeeze on it a little and she started to kinda fight me off, no chance, I pinned her legs back further and harder with my forearm and squeezed the mofo super hard.She tightened up and squirted cum on my chin and neck and I almost puked as the zit popped.It was huge, about the size of a pencil eraser.I was flabbergasted and grossed out at the same time.She said she came so hard it hurt.It wasn't the best sex I've ever had, but definitely the oddist orgasm I've ever been involved with.

[BUSHSUCKSBALLS]

Hahaha, thats pretty funny actually, it makes a great story. That might just pop up in my mind tomorrow afternoon, what a strange experience you had.

[Chris]

Shit, that was wierd, that has been haunting my dreams for two days now....

[and.suckmyballs]

thats fuckin rank, thats hilarious man....did you tell her this i think it would make it even funnier..."excuse me, the other night we uh had sex, yeh i gave you that orgasm by popping a giant zit in your asscrack" lol hahahahha im gonna laugh at this forever....thats great

[Sod]

wanna hear a better one? i got this buddy, his name is mike and he got with this chick, she was pretty fucking slammin' and he got to her house. to his surprise she had plastic on her bed and he asked her if shje pissed the bed, she said no, so yea it went from there they were fucking bla bla bla i'll get to the good part, after about 10 mins in she tells mike to get on his hands and knees after she takes everything off her bed except the plastic, so he does as he is told because he wants more rumping. so she goes behind his and sticks a string of anal beads up his ass, 1 at a time, at first he thought it felt weird, but good, then it hurt but he didn't care, cause if that got him laid then so be it, once she got to 7 beads up his ass, she suddenly pulled them out real hard, he puked, shit and cum'd all at once, then she said, that's why i have the sheets on my bed

[GottaHurt]

Women are incredible creatures.Even though they can be bitchy and total cunts at times, they're still incredible.When I was 4 y/o Lori B. showed me her panties and kissed me.I didn't know wtf that was all about, but I knew how I felt inside everytime I saw her.I've been a perv ever since.I've been with some good looking ones, and some not-so-good looking ones, but each one is unique and has been an experience in their own right.I thank my lucky stars each and every day, that I live in the era that we live in today.Time to make the donut. ;)

[HintOfClarity]

i just orgasm rediculously quickly. that's the only interesting thing i can think of to say right here. :rolleyes:

[GottaHurt]

i just orgasm rediculously quickly. that's the only interesting thing i can think of to say right here. :rolleyes:
Are you a screamer? Do you gush or just squirt? Don't be shy ;) What's your best orgasm, you know you have a memorable one, do share.

[screw_you_jack]

I thank my lucky stars each and every day, that I live in the era that we live in today.Time to make the donut. ;)
I have to toast to that!!! What a fucking era we live in today!! :)

[GottaHurt]

I have to toast to that!!! What a fucking era we live in today!! :)

Ah, and your from Colorado too ;) I moved here from Colo Springs.

[screw_you_jack]

Ah, and your from Colorado too ;) I moved here from Colo Springs.

Ha!! I live in the springs.. lol

[Broken]

Group Grope.. You horny fuckers got me all teary eyed... ;)


Follow the bouncing Ball!!

[GottaHurt]

Ha!! I live in the springs.. lol

Don't even try it!!! I went to Widefield High School

[screw_you_jack]

Don't even try it!!! I went to Widefield High School

Palmer High school

[GottaHurt]

Group Grope.. You horny fuckers got me all teary eyed... ;)


Follow the bouncing Ball!!

I was wondering when you'd pop up

[GottaHurt]

Palmer High school

They still paint the balls on the statue?

[screw_you_jack]

They still paint the balls on the statue?
LOL, every fucking year!!!
it's the senior prank man!!
hehe, poor horse!

[GottaHurt]

LOL, every fucking year!!!
it's the senior prank man!!
hehe
Parties on Gold Camp, Old Stage and Deckers too. Downtowns a cool area to hang out.

[Rizzen Tsarran]

sex is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ood :)

i dunno who the "O"s are split like that.. wont let me fix em :sad: :mfinger:

[screw_you_jack]

Parties on Gold Camp, Old Stage and Deckers too. Downtowns a cool area to hang out.


eh.... downtown cool, but the city's getting so fucking big every day....ha.... too many fucking people, ruining my fun... :rolleyes:

[GottaHurt]

eh.... downtown cool, but the city's getting so fucking big every day....ha.... too many fucking people, ruining my fun... :rolleyes:

My mom and sisters live there, they said I wouldn't recognize it, it's been ten years....

[screw_you_jack]

My mom and sisters live there, they said I wouldn't recognize it, it's been ten years....

yup... it's a shame it is.... ten years... crazy ;)

[GottaHurt]

yup... it's a shame it is.... ten years... crazy ;)

I miss the water and the air, and waking up and seeing Cheyenne Mtn.
The drinking water down here sucks!!!But the partying is on par if not a bit better, spring break year round basically...

[Rizzen Tsarran]

*Stares as he is entranced in the 5 minute Forum Conversation!*

You have WAY to much free time guys.. get some numbers =P

lol.. j/k :mfinger:

[screw_you_jack]

I miss the water and the air, and waking up and seeing Cheyenne Mtn.
The drinking water down here sucks!!!But the partying is on par if not a bit better, spring break year round basically...

Ha! i feel ur pain... i used to live in crawfordville Fl, and the water her is SOO much better! hehe, it doesn't make u sick!!! but the snow....... too cold

[GottaHurt]

Ha! i feel ur pain... i used to live in crawfordville Fl, and the water her is SOO much better! hehe, it doesn't make u sick!!! but the snow....... too cold

Where's Crawfordville? Yea, the snow, one of the reasons I booked, don't miss it that's for sure.

[GottaHurt]

*Stares as he is entranced in the 5 minute Forum Conversation!*

You have WAY to much free time guys.. get some numbers =P

lol.. j/k :mfinger:

Then exactly WTF is your excuse? I think you're lurking in the background touchin' yo self!!!

[Broken]

Then exactly WTF is your excuse? I think you're lurking in the background touchin' yo self!!!


You rang??? Muhahaha

[screw_you_jack]

Where's Crawfordville? Yea, the snow, one of the reasons I booked, don't miss it that's for sure.
ummm.... crawfordville.... it's a really samll town.... it's about an 30 minutes from talllahhasse

[screw_you_jack]

Then exactly WTF is your excuse? I think you're lurking in the background touchin' yo self!!!


hehe, like most of the people on this site...
Jk

[GottaHurt]

You rang??? Muhahaha

Not you, some slapnut(uh um RizzenTsarrin?) was eavesdropping, so I mosied over to the great debate and cracked on MUFFDIVER

[GottaHurt]

hehe, like most of the people on this site...
Jk

I'm tellin' ya, they can't have their own conversation (with a few exceptions)
and they try to bust on you.It's like WTF, get your own program going.

[Broken]

ummm.... crawfordville.... it's a really samll town.... it's about an 30 minutes from talllahhasse



Ahh.. samll town.... life..

Peace!!!

[GottaHurt]

Ahh.. samll town.... life..

Peace!!!

I hear that, I live in Melbourne, small beachside town 20 minutes south of Cocoa Beach and I commute to Orlando everyday.

[icka]

Are you a screamer? Do you gush or just squirt? Don't be shy ;) What's your best orgasm, you know you have a memorable one, do share.


quick? god i wish.. i can't orgasm from fucking intercourse. my pussy is defunct! i wish i squirted.. it would be funny!

i fake orgasms.. i once wrote a post on my website how to effectively fake an orgasm. im really good at faking them! most woman can't orgasm from intercourse. im suprised you do quickly. can i borrow your vagina?

[screw_you_jack]

quick? most woman can't orgasm from intercourse. im suprised you do quickly. can i borrow your vagina?

Really? i thought most woman had multiple orgasms....

;)



that's too bad for you hun, i do have to say. But hey, in this crazy new world of technology even woman can get medication to help.... increase their... love life.... ;)
You should check it out, you don't nkow what your missing!! :tongue:

[GottaHurt]

Really? i thought most woman had multiple orgasms....

;)



that's too bad for you hun, i do have to say. But hey, in this crazy new world of technology even woman can get medication to help.... increase their... love life.... ;)
You should check it out, you don't nkow what your missing!! :tongue:

Hey you.Medication is one option.A patient man with a briefcase full of tools, err, toys is another option ;)

[icka]

lol there is nothing wrong with me.. many many many woman cant orgasm from intercourse (dont make me find links), and the woman that do usually orgasm from intercourse is from the guy rubbing against the girls clit as he is fucking her. i do use toys.. its called a pocket rocket, and it works wonders... in fact i think it has spoiled me.

the clitoris has more nerve endings then anywhere else on both the male and female body. its more sensitive then the lips, and fingertips. i also have my hood pierced (right above the clit) and sometimes it gets in the way because guys are retarted and think its my clit. guys should really go study the female body before trying to please me.

+ i have control issues when it comes to sex/relationships, and not many guys know how to handle me in bed.

[GottaHurt]

I have a Sybian (http://sybian.com/aff/) and several Asstroknots (http://www.sexnology.com/) that are pretty effective.I prefer flexoshaft the best, and you're right icka, it's all about control, and losing it.

[icka]

I have a Sybian (http://sybian.com/aff/) and several Asstroknots (http://www.sexnology.com/) that are pretty effective.I prefer flexoshaft the best, and you're right icka, it's all about control, and losing it.

im always right. you will learn that quickly ;)

sybian is to rich for my blood! ill stick to my trusty, very handy pocket rocket. the pocket rocket is a girls best friend!

[Ctoit]

i also have my hood pierced (right above the clit) and sometimes it gets in the way because guys are retarted and think its my clit. guys should really go study the female body


That would be fucking hillarious if it wasn't true.......guys are idiots, I feel for ya... :eek:

[GwendyJ666]

lol there is nothing wrong with me.. many many many woman cant orgasm from intercourse (dont make me find links), and the woman that do usually orgasm from intercourse is from the guy rubbing against the girls clit as he is fucking her. i do use toys.. its called a pocket rocket, and it works wonders... in fact i think it has spoiled me.

the clitoris has more nerve endings then anywhere else on both the male and female body. its more sensitive then the lips, and fingertips. i also have my hood pierced (right above the clit) and sometimes it gets in the way because guys are retarted and think its my clit. guys should really go study the female body before trying to please me.

+ i have control issues when it comes to sex/relationships, and not many guys know how to handle me in bed.


Yeah guys, she's totally right. Thats why a ton of girls fake it... if they didnt, they'd never get any sleep!!!! Didnt that piercing hurt tho?? :frown:

[icka]

Yeah guys, she's totally right. Thats why a ton of girls fake it... if they didnt, they'd never get any sleep!!!! Didnt that piercing hurt tho?? :frown:

im not going to say it didnt hurt, but it wasnt as bad as my tongue, and my upper ear! i want my lip done, right in the center.. but alas i have no cash!

[Broken]

im not going to say it didnt hurt, but it wasnt as bad as my tongue, and my upper ear! i want my lip done, right in the center.. but alas i have no cash!


Wow, again impressive. :thumbsup:

[dang it]

im not going to say it didnt hurt, but it wasnt as bad as my tongue, and my upper ear! i want my lip done, right in the center.. but alas i have no cash!

yeah, you're brave. after that are you going for the nipples? I hear that hurts like a bitch.

[Bigfoot]

Ladies no more fear "Nick the bringer of orgasms" has come. I borrowed a health book from a friend thats trianing to be a nurse and it had a section on nerves and i studied it and found the most sensitive nerves. And trust me they do work. ;)

[GottaHurt]

Ladies no more fear "Nick the bringer of orgasms" has come. I borrowed a health book from a friend thats trianing to be a nurse and it had a section on nerves and i studied it and found the most sensitive nerves. And trust me they do work. ;)

...created a monster, alive, alive I say...

[and.suckmyballs]

...created a monster, alive, alive I say...
kill the mofo fast!!!.....dead, dead i say!!

[GottaHurt]

kill the mofo fast!!!.....dead, dead i say!!

No No lil bro, we gotta let him live, he's about to enter the "Deviant Zone".

[icka]

yeah, you're brave. after that are you going for the nipples? I hear that hurts like a bitch.

i already had my nipples done. 4x. they ripped... well my body rejected them. now i have a lovely scar

http://icka.nu/webcam/scar.jpg

heh.. it sucks!!!!

[dang it]

i already had my nipples done. 4x. they ripped... well my body rejected them. now i have a lovely scar

heh.. it sucks!!!!

And you still want your lip pierced?! Iron-clad guts you have... I salute you :thumbsup:
I got the top of my ear pierced(the pinnae) then it was ripped out during a basketball game and I cried like a baby (this was last year, mind you). Because of this I passed up a chance to get my tongue pierced (for free!) 2wks ago. eh.

[Bigfoot]

Originaly posted by icka
i already had my nipples done. 4x. they ripped... well my body rejected them. now i have a lovely scar

You still have a nice tit though.

[icka]

You still have a nice tit though.

eh!

[icka]

And you still want your lip pierced?! Iron-clad guts you have... I salute you :thumbsup:
I got the top of my ear pierced(the pinnae) then it was ripped out during a basketball game and I cried like a baby (this was last year, mind you). Because of this I passed up a chance to get my tongue pierced (for free!) 2wks ago. eh.

yeah i still want it done. donations are currently being accepted. hah! the guy im with though said we would be no more if i got it done. i dont take well to threats though!

[badassmtbiker]

You still have a nice tit though.


Classy. Get laid often, eh?

[GottaHurt]

Classy. Get laid often, eh?

LMAO....can ya send me a copy, my e-mail is...

[lola]

if any guys wana teach me how to cyber privet message me plz I wana learn how I am 18 36b and I like anal sex somthimes

[screw_you_jack]

if any guys wana teach me how to cyber privet message me plz I wana learn how I am 18 36b and I like anal sex somthimes
Cyber sluts these days.......

[lola]

I'm not a slut I just wana learn if I new how to then I would be a cyber slut

[The_DEA]

I'm not a slut I just wana learn if I new how to then I would be a cyber slut
gh has this 1 i think

[Broken]

I'm not a slut I just wana learn if I new how to then I would be a cyber slut
You're not real bright are ya honey?

[GottaHurt]

You're not real bright are ya honey?

....but she's ready willing and able.....lmao.....

[_Kitana_]

....but she's ready willing and able.....lmao.....

yes every guys fantasy to fuck their computer

lol

[GottaHurt]

yes every guys fantasy to fuck their computer

lol

How would you know what guy's fantasize about? poser?

[GottaHurt]

I live in Florida for a reason. The weather, the sun, the women and the variety of activities within driving distance.

I had an ex who loved the water, and loved having sex in the water and on the beach. I live on the east coast of Florida, and one morning she woke me up early and we went down to the beach and had sex as the sun was rising up out of the Atlantic ocean, it was pretty incredible. Afterwards we wrapped up in the comforter and drank coffee while enjoying cinnamon rolls, and watching the sun hover above the water.

I would have been content. But we ended up daytripping to Ybor City (west coast) and ended up fucking on a beach in Tampa, watching the sunset into the gulf. It was a very inexpensive but enjoyable day in the sun....

[_Kitana_]

One of the most intense love making sessions I have ever had was just before my husband was to leave for Iraq. Now mind you he just got out of basic training and they took him two weeks after basic. So it had been awhile for both of us and fact we had not even had a chance to finalize our marriage yet…

I believe its when we first got into the hotel together and we were really truly alone for the first time. He just kind of picked me up of the ground and held me so tight and close to him I wrapped my legs around him and for a single moment we just embraced into a kiss… it almost made me want to start crying… it wasn’t that it was awful or anything I just missed him so much, just the presence of him and his touch… his kisses… he laid me on the bed… and we made love on so many different levels of emotion… and afterwards we just cuddle under the blankets my head on his chest listening to his heartbeat…my finger toiling with his dog tags… his arms around me…I felt safe. IT wasn’t that I needed any beauty or sunsets around me, I just needed that moment to last forever… I remember holding back the tears cause I knew that might be my last chance to be with him …. Then I remember the pounding on our door and how pissed I was lol…

“Hey you guys done fucking yet, cause we finally got some beer” it was one of my other 7 friends…

I wonder where they are at and if they are alright right now….

[GottaHurt]

One of the most intense love making sessions I have ever had was just before my husband was to leave for Iraq. Now mind you he just got out of basic training and they took him two weeks after basic. So it had been awhile for both of us and fact we had not even had a chance to finalize our marriage yet…

I believe its when we first got into the hotel together and we were really truly alone for the first time. He just kind of picked me up of the ground and held me so tight and close to him I wrapped my legs around him and for a single moment we just embraced into a kiss… it almost made me want to start crying… it wasn’t that it was awful or anything I just missed him so much, just the presence of him and his touch… his kisses… he laid me on the bed… and we made love on so many different levels of emotion… and afterwards we just cuddle under the blankets my head on his chest listening to his heartbeat…my finger toiling with his dog tags… his arms around me…I felt safe. IT wasn’t that I needed any beauty or sunsets around me, I just needed that moment to last forever… I remember holding back the tears cause I knew that might be my last chance to be with him …. Then I remember the pounding on our door and how pissed I was lol…

“Hey you guys done fucking yet, cause we finally got some beer” it was one of my other 7 friends…

I wonder where they are at and if they are alright right now….

I hear you on the emotional level. I'm single, so basically I'm a dog, but occasionally I'll hook up with a woman and hit that bond, the whole passionate emotional intimacy that you usually only have with someone you've been with for a while. I like public places, not necessarily out in the open, but risque, where the chance of being caught enhances the interlude.

[_Kitana_]

Yeah me and my man have been together for 5 years and married 6th months...


Never been with anyone else sexual but him... but you have to make love in the rain at least once if you haven't already and do this with someone you truly care about...

[Sod]

yea i don't worry about that stuff, i got good ol lefty, and my best friend who is a chick, she donesn't want a relationship, but she fucks liek a race horse

[MaxPower]

I've been with a woman or two, but the oddist orgasm I've ever had the pleasure of giving, involved a zit.I tied a former girlfriends hands to my headboard (SOP for me) and proceeded to go down on her, I don't know how I didn't see the zit from the getgo, but after about 10 minutes of enjoying her pussy, my hand slid over a very big, tight and juicy pimple in the crack of her ass.At first, she just kinda wiggled a bit and I thought she was just reacting to my mouth, but everytime my hand would rub over it, she'd squirm a little more, so I kept messing with it.Finally I decided to squeeze on it a little and she started to kinda fight me off, no chance, I pinned her legs back further and harder with my forearm and squeezed the mofo super hard.She tightened up and squirted cum on my chin and neck and I almost puked as the zit popped.It was huge, about the size of a pencil eraser.I was flabbergasted and grossed out at the same time.She said she came so hard it hurt.It wasn't the best sex I've ever had, but definitely the oddist orgasm I've ever been involved with.

:thumbsup: Gottahurt's bedtime stories :thumbsup:

[YUCK FOU!!!]

hmmm max are you bored?

[Descent]

Oh man, that's funny!

[Bullshyt]

You would like that wouldn't you?

[dustinzgirl]

There is something seriously wrong with me. I read this whole thread, and liked it enough to reply.

[Unforgiven]

There is something seriously wrong with me. I read this whole thread, and liked it enough to reply.

i think some of that insanity stuff is rubbing off on you, DG :)

[XsweetnessX]

the best orgasm that i ever had was when i was with this one guy... he was goin down on me and then he started to lick my ass and started playin wit my clit at the same time, within second i orgasm...the first 1 wit a guy and THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bullshyt]

:thumbsup: Where in the hell is my goddamn popcorn?!

[shep]

Insanity?Ok here goes,This is a true story bout a friend of a friend.He met this little hottie blond chick one night ,so he takes her home and to make a long story short he goes down on her.After about 5 minutes he has this taste of blood in his mouth.He wipes his face and it's covered in blood.(i should tell you this guy's a nutbar)Anyway's he freek's out and punches this chick in the head,lay's her out cold.He ventures to the washroom to clean it off when he look's in the mirror-----His nose was bleeding!

Dam

[dustinzgirl]

like it was her fault even if she started her period. What a jerk.

[Smoke]

Insanity?Ok here goes,This is a true story bout a friend of a friend.He met this little hottie blond chick one night ,so he takes her home and to make a long story short he goes down on her.After about 5 minutes he has this taste of blood in his mouth.He wipes his face and it's covered in blood.(i should tell you this guy's a nutbar)Anyway's he freek's out and punches this chick in the head,lay's her out cold.He ventures to the washroom to clean it off when he look's in the mirror-----His nose was bleeding!

Dam

Haha, thats a bitch.

[shep]

like it was her fault even if she started her period. What a jerk.

Yeah like i said,this guy's a fucking wingnut.

[Bullshyt]

Insanity?Ok here goes,This is a true story bout a friend of a friend.He met this little hottie blond chick one night ,so he takes her home and to make a long story short he goes down on her.After about 5 minutes he has this taste of blood in his mouth.He wipes his face and it's covered in blood.(i should tell you this guy's a nutbar)Anyway's he freek's out and punches this chick in the head,lay's her out cold.He ventures to the washroom to clean it off when he look's in the mirror-----His nose was bleeding!

Dam



Goddamn, what the fuck is up with some of the people these days? Like DG said, it isn't even her fault if she had started her period, but it just makes it that worse that she hadn't, bet he won't get much pussy for a while.

[shep]

Goddamn, what the fuck is up with some of the people these days? Like DG said, it isn't even her fault if she had started her period, but it just makes it that worse that she hadn't, bet he won't get much pussy for a while.


Yeah,and from what i heard,she was a drop dead hottie.He's a dumbfuck :tongue:

[Bullshyt]

Yes, "dumbfuck" would suit him well, hitting your women while fucking is very dumb. :thumbsdn:

[GottaHurt]

....hitting your women while fucking is very dumb. :thumbsdn:

Yea, no doubt. I always wait until after I'm done fucking to beat the hell out of them. :rolleyes:

[dustinzgirl]

Yea, no doubt. I always wait until after I'm done fucking to beat the hell out of them. :rolleyes:

After is better than during, that way she isnt all exhausted and crying, right.