View Full Version : Whos line 2
Broken
08-20-2004, 06:05 PM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Unforgiven
08-20-2004, 06:06 PM
i have noticed that... fucked up is what it is.
TwisT
08-20-2004, 06:14 PM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
True........
gehtfuct
08-20-2004, 06:33 PM
Who's line 2?
Unforgiven
08-20-2004, 06:35 PM
I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....
Broken
08-20-2004, 07:00 PM
I think this is the official " post a lame one liner" thread but i'm not sure....
Good guess, but "whos line" I looking for who said the quote. Although; a lame one liner thread fits as well.
dustinzgirl
08-20-2004, 07:36 PM
The best in this kind are but shadows;and the worst are no worse,if imagination amend them
dustinzgirl
08-20-2004, 07:41 PM
Here is another:
Get away from her you bitch!
And:
Its all right johnny (choke) because I got to have you. (cough)Johnny (choke) kiss me johnny (gasp) Johnny dont let me die! (cough blood gasp)
Skitch0o0
08-20-2004, 07:59 PM
Get away from her you bitch!Alien, right?
dustinzgirl
08-20-2004, 08:14 PM
Alien, right?
:cookie:
The other 2 might be pretty hard.
Here is an easy one:
I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate
dustinzgirl
08-20-2004, 08:15 PM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Carlin?
Fuck, I dunno
Unforgiven
08-20-2004, 10:07 PM
:cookie:
The other 2 might be pretty hard.
Here is an easy one:
I am your mothers uncles first cousins brothers college room mate
dark helmet, from spaceballs. whee. i win
Skitch0o0
08-20-2004, 10:35 PM
Carlin?
Fuck, I dunno
Or maybe Seinfeld. He's done a lot of those "Have you ever noticed..." jokes.
Broken
08-20-2004, 10:38 PM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Carlin?
Fuck, I dunno
DG with the point!
Icarus
08-21-2004, 12:41 AM
"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."
Seije
08-22-2004, 12:14 PM
"I've been playing the field for a while now. Or, to be more accurate, playing with myself in the field."
that's kinda....odd
but i think i heard that from somewhere before...just dam short term memory...can't recall it
MaxPower
08-22-2004, 03:37 PM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Skitch0o0
08-22-2004, 06:07 PM
"Looks like I'm on top."
Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
MaxPower
08-22-2004, 06:36 PM
http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=53018&postcount=14
Ya I saw that AFTER I posted. Good day to you sir.
dustinzgirl
08-22-2004, 10:02 PM
"Looks like I'm on top."
Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
Tom Hanks in Big?
dustinzgirl
08-22-2004, 10:03 PM
My absolute FAVORITE quote in the world I use every day:
There is no try-Only Do-Or Do Not.
Skitch0o0
08-22-2004, 10:39 PM
Tom Hanks in Big?No, he said, "I get to be on top." It was in a different context than the quote that I put in here.
Skitch0o0
08-22-2004, 10:41 PM
My absolute FAVORITE quote in the world I use every day:
There is no try-Only Do-Or Do Not.Um, was it Yogurt in Spaceballs? :rolleyes: (What's funny is my sensei has a poster of Yoda up on his wall and always says this same thing. If we say we're "trying" he gets all over us.)
dustinzgirl
08-22-2004, 10:49 PM
I say it all the time at work. Pisses everyone off. And it was Yoda, smartass, not yogurt. Yogurt said the schwarz be with you or some shit. Yoda would beat Yogurts Ass any day of the week.
How about:
Do You want to die like your mother?
PS No I do not have a life, I grew up in a drive in theater literally my dad was the bouncer during the winter (no fires) during my entire life. And yes, I live in an area full of dumbass rednecks and we have a bouncer at our local drive in, or did before it closed down.
dustinzgirl
08-22-2004, 10:50 PM
"Looks like I'm on top."
Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
Ummmmmmmm
damn i give can you pm it to me? I hate not knowing!!
gehtfuct
08-23-2004, 05:46 AM
"HI, my name is Corny.I have a dead cat,his name is stinkin ass. I like to scratch myself....LOOK, by the time you figure lifes riddles all out,you'll be in a box. Fuck her! Give yourself a moment to get over the shit. You're not the first,and you wont be the last. life is too short to be stewing over your little dick..I mean your ex. Im sure with a lot of money....i mean effort you'll find in time,there are lots of desperate women that would love to bounce on your face.. If not,you could always hook back up with your sister".....
Have fun figuring this one out,kids.
deus_ex_machina
08-23-2004, 06:28 AM
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
im always the maniac
dustinzgirl
08-27-2004, 12:42 PM
Ne wquote lets see if you get it:
"The dreams of youth are often the regrets of maturity."
Good luck kittens.
Kilroth
08-28-2004, 02:15 AM
If you go to neverland it says "you must be this high to ride michael"
Descent
08-29-2004, 08:30 AM
If you go to neverland it says "you must be this high to ride michael"
ROFFEL!
"Looks like I'm on top."
Bonus points if you can name the character/actor that said it.
Dade Murphy.... Hackers
Its all right johnny (choke) because I got to have you. (cough)Johnny (choke) kiss me johnny (gasp) Johnny dont let me die! (cough blood gasp)
Diz..... Starship Troopers
MaxPower
08-30-2004, 11:16 AM
Pizza guy at the door: You ordered 2 pies with everything?
3 cheerleaders: Oh, we don't have any money, How ever are we going to pay? :look at eachother and smirk:
Nevermind, I imagine none of you saw that.
us? watch some filth like that? NEVER....
btw when are you going to return my tape?
MaxPower
08-30-2004, 11:57 AM
I loaned it to gehtfuct, he's almost done.
gehtfuct
08-31-2004, 08:30 AM
Pizza guy at the door: You ordered 2 pies with everything?
3 cheerleaders: Oh, we don't have any money, How ever are we going to pay? :look at eachother and smirk:
Nevermind, I imagine none of you saw that.
Yes,I saw that one. And I'll be bumfuct If I cant remember what it was.
Im thinking it was a commercial....
The tape....gehtfuct!
"MaxPower goes doggy style." Damn it,thats funny shit. The guys at work love the talent you have. I mean,who but Max butters up a watermellon,and just drops it in his ass. Like a penny in a mason jar,effortless talent.
Although,we were kinda dissapointed this paticular tape of you didnt include your disapearing donky dick trick.
MaxPower
08-31-2004, 10:07 AM
Yes,I saw that one. And I'll be bumfuct If I cant remember what it was.
Im thinking it was a commercial....
The tape....gehtfuct!
"MaxPower goes doggy style." Damn it,thats funny shit. The guys at work love the talent you have. I mean,who but Max butters up a watermellon,and just drops it in his ass. Like a penny in a mason jar,effortless talent.
Some people bragg about shooting watermellon seeds. Heh, have you ever seen Gallager? Watch this.