Badassmtbiker's Nudie Booths

[badassmtbiker]

Now Hiring!!

Are you a clean freak? Do you like working late at night? Do you enjoy working in a professional environment, where the skills you attained at college can be put to great use? Then we have a position for you!!

Badassmtbiker's Nudie Booths is searching for two Jizz Moppers. These positions are hourly, and cum with health insurance. Apply in the back.

Also hiring dancers. Must be skilled at making men think you like them, and faking orgasms. Broken's wife - we're looking in your direction, sweetheart.

[Broken]

Now Hiring!!

Also hiring dancers. Must be skilled at making men think you like them, and faking orgasms. Broken's wife - we're looking in your direction, sweetheart.

That's some cool-blooded shit right there!

[badassmtbiker]

That's some cool-blooded shit right there!

Instead of lashing out at others, you should try to please your wife.

[Broken]

Instead of lashing out at others, you should try to please your wife.

Now you sound like my wife.. Fuck...

[badassmtbiker]

Now you sound like my wife.. Fuck...

Took you long enough.

[Broken]

Fucker I am busy... I am working around the house, and we just got a new TV and Dryer, that I am waiting on the del. truck.. FUCK MAN.. I want my TV!!
The wife and kids are out getting dvds.. HDTV whoohoo..

[badassmtbiker]

Fucker I am busy... I am working around the house, and we just got a new TV and Dryer, that I am waiting on the del. truck.. FUCK MAN.. I want my TV!!
The wife and kids are out getting dvds.. HDTV whoohoo..

You missed the sarcasm, eh? I hate having to explain a joke.. re-read our last few posts.. I wasn't commenting on the amount of time it took you to respond to the post, jackass

[badassmtbiker]

Oh, and yes - HDTV rocks.

[Broken]

You missed the sarcasm, eh? I hate having to explain a joke.. re-read our last few posts.. I wasn't commenting on the amount of time it took you to respond to the post, jackass


I hate having to explain myself.. I said I am busy!!!

[badassmtbiker]

I hate having to explain myself.. I said I am busy!!!You re-read it, then sums it up.. and mail it.. I check the mail box..

omg.. now it's been turned into one of those lame jokes. Wayyy too much buildup.

[Broken]

omg.. now it's been turned into one of those lame jokes. Wayyy too much buildup.

Lol whine & bitch Just like her.. Ok stop it..

[badassmtbiker]

Lol whine & bitch Just like her.. Ok stop it..

Don't touch me.

[Broken]

Don't touch me.

My wife is actually really cool. She for the most part makes life easy.. She does give me a hard time about what she calls "My girl friends on the chat thing"

[badassmtbiker]

My wife is actually really cool. She for the most part makes life easy.. She does give me a hard time about what she calls "My girl friends on the chat thing"

LOL.. yea, I learned not to even talk about this stuff with the girlfriend. Not because I need to hide it, but because I tend to make myself look like a real geek. "no hun, it was sweet, there's this forum called WTF (that's what the fuck).com and there's some cool people on there. And then there's some tools. I think most of them are high school kids, but it's fun laying the smack down." Just doesn't sound right, does it? I only browse thru here at work, tho, but still.

[GottaHurt]

BA, what kinda joint you runnin' here? She was behind curtain #1 and said her name was Felipé Wrinkle.Gives new meaning to the word "ho".

[Broken]

Shit this site isn't banned at work, but If I was caught here at work.. I would be walked.

I worked for a Broadcast Engineering Firm, and the owner came in one day, and caught us on some freaky porn site.. and he just laughed and walked off. I know a guy that got walked from company X.. for photoshopping a pic, that had Ben laden with gold chains. That said " Os a Ma!! In da hood"

What the fuck??? HR said, it offended someone... Please Fucking shoot my ass! Where my gawddamm TV?

[badassmtbiker]

BA, what kinda joint you runnin' here? She was behind curtain #1 and said her name was Felipé Wrinkle.Gives new meaning to the word "ho".

May I introduce you to Broken's wife. I thought you'd met before.

[GottaHurt]

Oh sorry, I didn't recognize her from this angle :redface:

[Broken]

BA, what kinda joint you runnin' here? She was behind curtain #1 and said her name was Felipé Wrinkle.Gives new meaning to the word "ho".

Yeah that's diss~cusst~tin;;
E-mail felipe@FatGirlsNeedLovingToo.org

[Broken]

May I introduce you to Broken's wife. I thought you'd met before.


Yeah, I thought you are better than this. Not to bash.
I geuss I am wrong, just like on the sonic issue..

Well time will tell.

[Broken]

Oh sorry, I didn't recognize her from this angle :redface:

LOL shut UP!! :sword: Brutus.

[badassmtbiker]

Yeah, I thought you are better than this. Not to bash.
I geuss I am wrong, just like on the sonic issue..

Well time will tell.

LOL You and I both know there's no way in hell the sonics will make it. Mathematically impossible. As for bashing - a big woman is a sign of wealth in many countries. It's actually a compliment.

mwuhahahaha

[Broken]

LOL You and I both know there's no way in hell the sonics will make it. Mathematically impossible. As for bashing - a big woman is a sign of wealth in many countries. It's actually a compliment.

mwuhahahaha


LOl.. settle down.... I want my bitch dirt poor then.. :thumbsup:

Left some shit out.. TV still Not Here.{I am getting pissed}. and I don't mind the burn.. but my wife is an easy target, she not a poster here. You usually have much more witty things, and topics for that matter. I know we flamed on Jason and his mom, so I just figure I am square, but you and gottahurt, are still owein. :)

[badassmtbiker]

LOl.. settle down.... I want my bitch dirt poor then.. :thumbsup:

Let some shit out.. TV still Not Here.. and I don't mind the burn.. but my wife is an easy target, she not a poster here. You usually have much more witty things, and topics for that matter. I know we flamed on Jason and his mom, so I just figure I am square, but you ant gottahurt, are still owein. :)

hehe.. just leave my cats outta this.

oh.. and as for usually having more wit - it's saturday, 80degrees outside, I'm hung the fuck over, and sitting at my desk breaking code. I know, I know, excuses are like assholes, but still.

[Broken]

email the shit I'll fix it..Now all I have to do it wait for my TV..And now fix your crappy coding..

[badassmtbiker]

email the shit I'll fix it..Now all I have to do it wait for my TV..And now fix your crappy coding..

It's all good... I'm just doing QA.. Our developers have actually done a decent job.. only finding really obsucre things now ("web server crashes when user logs in and holds down alt+shift+F11...")

[GottaHurt]

As for bashing - a big woman is a sign of wealth in many countries. It's actually a compliment.

As long as Felipé isn't "spreading" the wealth, we'll be OK.


I know we flamed on Jason and his mom, so I just figure I am square, but you and gottahurt, are still owin.

Oh pain is such a beautiful thing :cool:

[Broken]

It's all good... I'm just doing QA.. Our developers have actually done a decent job.. only finding really obsucre things now ("web server crashes when user logs in and holds down alt+shift+F11...")
I don't get it... if that's a joke..my TV is here..

[Sod]

you are slower then cold molasses going up a hill

[Broken]

you are slower then cold molasses going up a hill


Why that's the sweetest thing I have ever heard.. Cock farmer.

[badassmtbiker]

Why that's the sweetest thing I have ever heard.. Cock farmer.

Cock farmer? nice.

[GottaHurt]

WTF kinda Nudie Booth is this? Filled with a bunch of cockfarmer faggots.
Guess I'll blaze my own trail and be the first to post a hottie (http://celebs.absolutenow.com/free/copley~1_TERI_COPLEY002.JPG.html) .

[badassmtbiker]

WTF kinda Nudie Booth is this? Filled with a bunch of cockfarmer faggots.
Guess I'll blaze my own trail and be the first to post a hottie (http://celebs.absolutenow.com/free/copley~1_TERI_COPLEY002.JPG.html) .

LOL good times. I'll wait to check out the link for when I'm not at work.

[GottaHurt]

I kept it clean, nudie doesn't have to be complete frontal, plus it's an old pic of a hottie from back in the day.Teri Copley. :thumbsup:

[badassmtbiker]

I kept it clean, nudie doesn't have to be complete frontal, plus it's an old pic of a hottie from back in the day.Teri Copley. :thumbsup:


Good times.

[Sod]

Why that's the sweetest thing I have ever heard.. Cock farmer.

your welcome you diligent fetis fucker

[badassmtbiker]

your welcome you diligent fetis fucker

do you even know what diligent means? High school drop-outs these days.

[badassmtbiker]

So.. you suck. No seriously, you're lame, and you should really contemplate suicide. I watched Bowling for Columbine, and thought, "wow, Canadians aren't so bad..." Nope. You suck.

[Bullshyt]

Yeah, the fuck that bullshit too man.

[shep]

This thread ended in april. :confused:

[bigck3000]

that felipe wrinkle shit was hillarious....spreading the wealth....that guy is a genius....and why does broken sound like a little school girl around these guys....somebody's got a crush!!!

[Unforgiven]

This thread ended in april. :confused:

yes it did.

MODS!!!

geht to work and clean this bitch up.

BA don't come around these here parts no more.

although, in his last "i'm back" thread, he said he was here to stay.

wtf?

[shep]

that felipe wrinkle shit was hillarious....spreading the wealth....that guy is a genius....and why does broken sound like a little school girl around these guys....somebody's got a crush!!!

Yes that would be the WTF hall-o-flamer Gottahurt.He is a legend round these part's.

[shep]

yes it did.

MODS!!!

geht to work and clean this bitch up.

BA don't come around these here parts no more.

although, in his last "i'm back" thread, he said he was here to stay.

wtf?

Here to stay?yeah he pop's in and out.He must be too busy with his website :tongue: :thumbsup:

[Bullshyt]

Nope, I'm busy out living a normal life, You know, going to school, spending less than 12 hours a day at this site. But I guess it is kind of hard for some to comprehend that.

[shep]

Like who?We were talking bout badass

[Bullshyt]

Probably badass himself.

[MaxPower]

Yes that would be the WTF hall-o-flamer Gottahurt.He is a legend round these part's.
They say that on nights just like this, you can still hear his flames in the howl of the wind.