pranks to do before you die

[and.suckmyballs]

the bengay on a toilet seat....must do

and definitely put a net of electrical tap into a toilet when you have important guests, they shit and it gets stuck and they cant seem to get it to flush no matter how hard they try, fun fun

homemade blunts lol gets some weed, dogshit, doghair, and chillipepper shavings, put that at the end of the blunt and trust me you dont need much, hahahahahahahahaha fuck i shit myself that time

[badassmtbiker]

the bengay on a toilet seat....must do

and definitely put a net of electrical tap into a toilet when you have important guests, they shit and it gets stuck and they cant seem to get it to flush no matter how hard they try, fun fun

homemade blunts lol gets some weed, dogshit, doghair, and chillipepper shavings, put that at the end of the blunt and trust me you dont need much, hahahahahahahahaha fuck i shit myself that time

Or calling up the mother of a guy you know's in Iraq - Introduce yourself as Colonel Smith, and inform her that her government sends its deepest condolences (at which point she'll start bawling, if she hasn't already) when she stobs sobbing enough to let you talk throw in "that we sent your son to combat with 1-ply toilet paper"

[screw_you_jack]

Or calling up the mother of a guy you know's in Iraq - Introduce yourself as Colonel Smith, and inform her that her government sends its deepest condolences (at which point she'll start bawling, if she hasn't already) when she stobs sobbing enough to let you talk throw in "that we sent your son to combat with 1-ply toilet paper"


HEHE LMAO!!!!
that good.... i like that one
however, very curel :thumbsup:

[Bigfoot]

I got one for you guys:
While someone is asleep in a sleeping bag tape the opening very tightly so they can't get out, then tape them to the floor and start screaming "FIRE FIRE OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE" :)

[badassmtbiker]

I got one for you guys:
While someone is asleep in a sleeping bag tape the opening very tightly so they can't get out, then tape them to the floor and start screaming "FIRE FIRE OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE" :)


Yea that's good. When I was in the army we taped a guy to his cot, then carried him (and cot, obviously) 500 meters away from us. Left him in a field.

Unfortunately, we forgot about him in the morning, and left him. Whoops.

[[wtf]trance]

Yea that's good. When I was in the army we taped a guy to his cot, then carried him (and cot, obviously) 500 meters away from us. Left him in a field.

Unfortunately, we forgot about him in the morning, and left him. Whoops.


hahahahah thats a good one man.... :) , soooo cruel though... :frown:
yeah, you put bengay or rub a 535 in the cups of the football players, or vapo'rub in a hockey golies mask :):):)

[and.suckmyballs]

hahha lol

crazy clue someones face to the carpet when they pass out :P

:D

[badassmtbiker]

hahha lol

crazy clue someones face to the carpet when they pass out :P

:D


HAHA... or buy someone a crazy clue. Jesus

[and.suckmyballs]

HAHA... or buy someone a crazy clue. Jesus

hahahahahahahaha holy fuckin shit man you made my mistake worth it lol


i meant ***glue**** obviously..

[badassmtbiker]

hahahahahahahaha holy fuckin shit man you made my mistake worth it lol


i meant ***glue**** obviously..


The question is - will you make your parents' mistake worth it?

[Broken Glass]

The question is - will you make your parents' mistake worth it?

HAHA. That's a good one.

[Death_Summoner]

That one was on the Sopranos, get an original prank.

[dang it]

myself, I'm in the pranking business for good. My parents do it to me, I repay the favor, then test it with my beloved friends and their understanding families. Through the years, I've developed a few favorites:
1. Cellophane on toilet seat. Works really well-almost too well- be sure your parents aren't bastards before you actually do it so you don't have to clean up the inevitable mess.
2. Rubber band on sink hose. That spray thing near the actual faucet, well, if you have this useless accessory on your sink, you can put a rubber band around the handle so when somebody turns on the sink they're completely saturated. Once again, if your parents or friends' parents are bastards, don't try it.
3. If you have a cat, or know someone who does, get some kitty litter and put some glue in it. Place the fake crap in the hallway or something. I actually did this in my art class when I was decorating a cobblestone road with the kitty litter and figured this out. Other fake crap and puke are good too but they're so damn messy.
4. Go to Spencer's and buy the fart machine. Now that I'm no longer in high school and can't embarrass people in the hallways, I use it in my college's strictly silent library. That was the best 20 bucks I've ever spent. :tongue:

[and.suckmyballs]

myself, I'm in the pranking business for good. My parents do it to me, I repay the favor, then test it with my beloved friends and their understanding families. Through the years, I've developed a few favorites:
1. Cellophane on toilet seat. Works really well-almost too well- be sure your parents aren't bastards before you actually do it so you don't have to clean up the inevitable mess.
2. Rubber band on sink hose. That spray thing near the actual faucet, well, if you have this useless accessory on your sink, you can put a rubber band around the handle so when somebody turns on the sink they're completely saturated. Once again, if your parents or friends' parents are bastards, don't try it.
3. If you have a cat, or know someone who does, get some kitty litter and put some glue in it. Place the fake crap in the hallway or something. I actually did this in my art class when I was decorating a cobblestone road with the kitty litter and figured this out. Other fake crap and puke are good too but they're so damn messy.
4. Go to Spencer's and buy the fart machine. Now that I'm no longer in high school and can't embarrass people in the hallways, I use it in my college's strictly silent library. That was the best 20 bucks I've ever spent. :tongue:

yup, the good old fart machine, exept when i bought the little fucker it was 40 bucks >:( it was still great and you gotta put wax paper around the cats feet and make it run :P

[2BOrNot2B]

you gotta put wax paper around the cats feet and make it run :P

rofl!

oh how bout this one:
when you order a pizza (on the phone):

- ask wheather you could rent a pizza..
- when the guy picks up, tell him to wait a tick, and put him on hold... repeat this forever
- start haggling about the price
- order a steamed or cooked pizza
- tell the guy, you would like the same deliverer as last time, because he's such a good stripper
- say say every every word word twice twice or or three three three times times times
- change your accent every 2 sentences..

[otepsoul]

- change your accent every 2 sentences..[/QUOTE]

[COLOR=DarkRed]lol :thumbsup:

[Chris]

You guys are crazy...hehe...what you have to do, when you have a big party, remove the little filter on the sink-thingy, and put a slug or two inside. First, the victim will scared to death, then it'll be soaked...hehe. Ofcourse, you don't put the filter back on...





More pranks to come...

[otepsoul]

or pretend yr a robber and break into yr friends house wit a fake gun that would be awsome.

[Chris]

I saw that kind at halloween in Belgium, some guys disguised as Nazis and scared the living daylight out of this woman...

[otepsoul]

ill try that one someday.

[dang it]

yup, the good old fart machine, exept when i bought the little fucker it was 40 bucks >:( it was still great and you gotta put wax paper around the cats feet and make it run :P

$40, that's a lot- but I conceed- that toy is the best. I used it to break the ice at my very first dorm floor meeting this year. Of course in high school it nearly got me suspended by this one old teacher- alas though, being involved in school and getting good grades paid off for once. And yeah, I don't have a cat. I hate cats :sword: . My ex-boyfriend has one and I used to bring it bomb bags. :D

[Bigfoot]

The best prank ever:

First you need about 300 yrds of fishing line (5 lb. works good)
Then you need a large roll of duct tape
Then find a room with alot of shit on the wall
Last you need about 35 cups of water

-First put the 35 water filled cups in front of a doorway
-Then wrap the fishing string all around the room at differant elevations (and where ever there isn't something to wrap the string to duct tape it)
-Where ever there isn't cups or fishing line lay little loops of duct tape

Results:
Person will wake up eithier not see the cups of water and walk on them or take forever to pick up and get rid of them.
Next they walk into the fishing string and get tangled (this is why you use 5 lb line so they wont die) and at the same time they are covered in little loops of duct tape.

Delisiously Evil :cool: :)

[otepsoul]

The best prank ever:

First you need about 300 yrds of fishing line (5 lb. works good)
Then you need a large roll of duct tape
Then find a room with alot of shit on the wall
Last you need about 35 cups of water

-First put the 35 water filled cups in front of a doorway
-Then wrap the fishing string all around the room at differant elevations (and where ever there isn't something to wrap the string to duct tape it)
-Where ever there isn't cups or fishing line lay little loops of duct tape

Results:
Person will wake up eithier not see the cups of water and walk on them or take forever to pick up and get rid of them.
Next they walk into the fishing string and get tangled (this is why you use 5 lb line so they wont die) and at the same time they are covered in little loops of duct tape.

Delisiously Evil :cool: :)thats the best ive heard so far.

[The_DEA]

The best prank ever:

First you need about 300 yrds of fishing line (5 lb. works good)
Then you need a large roll of duct tape
Then find a room with alot of shit on the wall
Last you need about 35 cups of water

-First put the 35 water filled cups in front of a doorway
-Then wrap the fishing string all around the room at differant elevations (and where ever there isn't something to wrap the string to duct tape it)
-Where ever there isn't cups or fishing line lay little loops of duct tape

Results:
Person will wake up eithier not see the cups of water and walk on them or take forever to pick up and get rid of them.
Next they walk into the fishing string and get tangled (this is why you use 5 lb line so they wont die) and at the same time they are covered in little loops of duct tape.

Delisiously Evil :cool: :)
ya i think ima gonna try that 1 on my sister she would do all of it i know she would and i would have to get that on cam :tongue:

[HoBoZ]

Well this is actually george carlin's prank so what you do is this, walk up to a random person in the city and scream your lungs out with this fine sentance; "HEYI!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!" and walk casually on with you day.. people will remember you for years... and, another one of georges pranks, walk in to a barber shop and ask em to trim your bush, just a little bit around the edges.. maybe even die it pink.. theyll be talking about you for years to come.. well ill try to come up with an original prank but try these first:)

[2BOrNot2B]

oh try this:

walk into a starbucks or any coffehouse with weird exotic names for their coffes.. and say the exact following line to the guy: "hi! *smile* i'd like A COFFEE!" .. then smile again, and let him figure out what THE HELL you want..

*harhar* should have seen the face of the one, i tried that on! =)

[otepsoul]

or do what i do,i have my friend hit me with his car all the time in front of people,then i jusy lay there and they just look at me,then i get up and run away.

[Bigfoot]

This is what you do:
Walk into McDonalds or Burger king and ask for things that aren't on the menu

Example "HI, I'd like the cat-fish dinner and a large beer"

It takes them forever to get it.

[Unforgiven]

or go into a McDonalds carrying a burger king meal, or order a meal that's only available at burger king.

[badassmtbiker]

put visine in a drink (this was a fave when I was bartending). Takes a little while to hit, but will give the victim horrible diarrhea.

[Hypertron]

ok heres the best one i got...if you find out ur b/f or g/f cheated on you and they don't know you know...go to the store and buy a bottle of x-lax and vics vapor rub, then invite them over for dinner and mix the x-lax into their food and only their food, then put the vapor rub on the toliet seat, wait for it, then they run in and scream when they sit down...then you laugh your ass off. :)