Meanwhile Back at the Baithouse

[Broken]

There rest of this forum is going to way of Hawkings' motor skills.. There's a whole slew of wannbies. Sod is nowhere to be found. I think Gottahurt is actually working, and BA is straight punkin Gary Coleman. ahhh good times...


Broken bait house Post number 10
Shep, and the rest of you fuckers It's ROLL CALL!! I took a day off to watch a miget throw a fit... FUCK You!!!


You found me once can you find me again? clue PROF.

[fasteddie]

Glad it's your forum! Whoomp there it is!

[Broken]

Glad it's your forum! Whoomp there it is!

Simmer down Oprah! Whoop there is is????? What fucking year are you trapped in? :)

[fasteddie]

Bow down to Oprah. Read my books, join my club. Ain't this the 60s?

[Broken]

Bow down to Oprah. Read my books, join my club. Ain't this the 60s?

LMAO~!! 69 I think


Which reminds me::;

What's the square root of 69?

[Sod]

vagina

[Broken]

vagina
♫ Insert sod chessy 70's porno music ♫

[GottaHurt]

♫ Insert sod chessy 70's porno music ♫

bown shuka bown bown

[Deez Nutz]

LMAO~!! 69 I think


Which reminds me::;

What's the square root of 69?
8.306623863

[Broken]

8.306623863"Eight something" is what I was looking for..

Whats is the square of 69 ... ahh eight something... Pocket protector joke.

[badassmtbiker]

vagina

And just like that - he's back.


cooter.

[Broken]

Did anyone see that episode where Red Green removed the engine from a Trans Am, by winching the car up then placing a 50 gal drum under the engine then dropping it on the barrel. Sorry Flash backs are a muthafucker!!

[Sod]

i'm back, i work too much!

[badassmtbiker]

i'm back, i work too much!

Lucky us.

[shep]

There rest of this forum is going to way of Hawkings' motor skills.. There's a whole slew of wannbies. Sod is nowhere to be found. I think Gottahurt is actually working, and BA is straight punkin Gary Coleman. ahhh good times...



Shep, and the rest of you fuckers It's ROLL CALL!! I took a day off to watch a miget throw a fit... FUCK You!!!

What's going on round here?And leave gary cole :D man out of it

[Broken]

BA, did you die man?

[Sod]

naw he just hates us all, actually, probly just me

[The_DEA]

naw he just hates us all, actually, probly just me
we all hate you sod

[Sod]

wicked, my goal is to be hated by all, and by all i am hated, therefor my goal has been met, saddle nuts

[Broken]

wicked, my goal is to be hated by all, and by all i am hated, therefor my goal has been met, saddle nuts

Lmao~ Saddle Nuts~ ahh the nature birth-control.

[mkhcybrids]

Fuck you Sod! I hate your dicklicking mom! And you!

Now your goal is reached...

[_Kitana_]

Fuck you Sod! I hate your dicklicking mom! And you!

Now your goal is reached...

I love you Sod

[Broken]

I love you Sod


Yum~~ Smells like jailhouse love~

[GottaHurt]

Yum~~ Smells like jailhouse love~

Yodelin' Andy does GI Jane.

[_Kitana_]

Yodelin' Andy does GI Jane.

lol

it was a joke... i wasn't going to let him hit his goal...

[Broken]

Fuck; I am sittin here counting the tumbleweeds as they go by.. Fuck looks like even the roaches moved out.

[twofivekidd9]

Everybody here seems to be really bored when they submitted there last posts

[Feel This]

Ya wanna take over?

[Broken]

Anyone with the golf channel.. Watching the Kinko's classic, that's where I live..Like anyone cares.

[shep]

Ya we don't care,oh hold on is that u waving? :)

[Broken]

Ya we don't care,oh hold on is that u waving? :)
Nope see that good looker fucker right up front.. Yep that's me shooting the finger!! What's up Shep?

[shep]

Not much bro,Just stopped in to rant and drink a few --ya know

[Broken]

All the real ranting has been gone for ...hell sit down son and let me tell you about the good ole days~Grandpa Broken

[The_DEA]

well the baithouse is closed for bissiness

[_Kitana_]

well the baithouse is closed for bissiness

says who?

[otepsoul]

well the baithouse is closed for bissiness
ahh man i didnt get anything yet.

[The_DEA]

well if you damn kids quit stealin grandpa broken teeth then i think we can keep it open

[The_DEA]

wall i guess its that time again
roll call

[The_DEA]

broken the bait house is gettin buryed
i think it needs a sticky gummer

[screw_you_jack]

broken the bait house is gettin buryed
i think it needs a sticky gummer
then stop shoveling dirt on it!!!

time to take out the garbage. Start flaming like the good old days, scare away those week in heart!!

[The_DEA]

then stop shoveling dirt on it!!!

time to take out the garbage. Start flaming like the good old days, scare away those week in heart!!
who is the next victim hmmmmmm......

(to be continued)

[_Kitana_]

Did someone say FIRE!

[The_DEA]

who should we burn katana

[gumercules]

broken the bait house is gettin buryed
i think it needs a sticky gummer
nah, then you guys might stop posting and the sticky would become a festering pustule that just sits there inactively... and nobody wants that

[YUCK FOU!!!]

sorry 2 break up this lurv fest but is the baithouse buried or not? i mean this has been going since march and it has posts from gh (who has no sliped throgh the cracks and whereabouts unknown) so wtf?

[Broken]

The baithouse was a thread in Bait & Tackle. Yeah it's done.

[YUCK FOU!!!]

The baithouse was a thread in Bait & Tackle. Yeah it's done.
R.I.P BaitHouse

[_Kitana_]

At one of my old boards we kept post open till their 87th page of post and what not, some even longer.

Bait house has not died yet. Just got to learn how to Kick up, server to the left feild.

ScoRE!

[Broken]

What the hell happened to this place, it doesn't even smell like bait anymore! Perfume, flowers, poetry, fuck I need to be on hormone therapy to be a member here. Ah just how you ladies wanted it.. I tried to fight, but I , I , Just can't ...

[_Kitana_]

What the hell happened to this place, it doesn't even smell like bait anymore! Perfume, flowers, poetry, fuck I need to be on hormone therapy to be a member here. Ah just how you ladies wanted it.. I tried to fight, but I , I , Just can't ...


*comfrots broken* its alright. your only a man, not your fault you couldn't win. :)

[Broken]

Yeah yeah... Have fun with all the teeny boopers. Fuck this...

[_Kitana_]

Yeah yeah... Have fun with all the teeny boopers. Fuck this...

Don't leaave broken

[BRiT]

Yeah yeah... Have fun with all the teeny boopers. Fuck this...

Quiters never win...

[badassmtbiker]

Yeah yeah... Have fun with all the teeny boopers. Fuck this...

What the hell have I missed?

[Broken]

What the hell have I missed?Not Much... Brit is still dickless and fits right in with the touchy/feely WTF.com..

[Broken]

Don't leaave broken
I wish every time I got pissed, you wouldn't publicly announce I am leaving, when I leave I will just do it.

[badassmtbiker]

I wish every time I got pissed, you wouldn't publicly announce I am leaving, when I leave I will just do it.

Yea... it's kinda annoying.

lol

[Broken]

Yeah, it's not like I don't get pissed off about something daily. How the hell you been? Nice of you to stop by, now go get GH. He's dropped off shortly after you.

[badassmtbiker]

Yeah, it's not like I don't get pissed off about something daily. How the hell you been? Nice of you to stop by, now go get GH. He's dropped off shortly after you.

Weak. Actually, I'll be in St. Pete next week. Isn't he in the Tampa area? Well, FL at least. I've been good. Work's kicking my ass. Got promoted - no longer work with worthless-dipshit-good-for-nothing coworker. But now I'm working 12-15 hour days. Woohoo!! Project Management rox!

[Broken]

Weak. Actually, I'll be in St. Pete next week. Isn't he in the Tampa area? Well, FL at least. I've been good. Work's kicking my ass. Got promoted - no longer work with worthless-dipshit-good-for-nothing coworker. But now I'm working 12-15 hour days. Woohoo!! Project Management rox!
ROFL!!! been there baby! At least the time flies by, when all you do is work. He's in FL, but I don't remember where.

BA, you get a day off or just pretending it's a day off??

[Jason]

Statements like 'have fun, fuck this' indicate an extreme urge to leave like most of your recent statements have indicated... If by 'touchy feeling' you mean still extremely open to foul language, sexual content, leaving many things open to vote for our membership, and a willingness and flexibility to listen to suggestions on policy and the like so be it...

I think we're finding a good middle ground between utter craziness and putting a giant 'clamp' down on speech as we grow (we're only 3 months old).. Are we going to have ups and downs? Yep. Is this place gonna get a bunch of assholes? Sure. Are we going to have a few good apples now and then too? Yep. That's what's worth it. If you know of a place that does a lot better at it we'd love to learn from them.

Me? Personally I'd like for you to stay. I've spoken with you now and then, albeit briefly and think you're an excellent asset to us. I used to find the majority of your posts entertaining.. If you're unhappy with how things are, why not continue with what you were doing? That's the only way to lead by example to those who've recently joined to help shape things to come instead of hoping it's February again. ;)

Anyways, I hope you stick it out.

I wish every time I got pissed, you wouldn't publicly announce I am leaving, when I leave I will just do it.

[badassmtbiker]

ROFL!!! been there baby! At least the time flies by, when all you do is work. He's in FL, but I don't remember where.

BA, you get a day off or just pretending it's a day off??

Ahh yes... just pretending.. playing in the land of make believe - where deadlines and customers don't exist. Where software developers' code is bug-free, and delivered on time, with nothing cut from scope...

[Broken]

Three months? I have been here three months. Which reminds me I need to change my underwear.

I don't know about all the other stuff you wrote too long... Lmao~

[Broken]

Ahh yes... just pretending.. playing in the land of make believe - where deadlines and customers don't exist. Where software developers' code is bug-free, and delivered on time, with nothing cut from scope...
You forgot about Mr. Rogers still being alive.. Silly!

[Jason]

"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful da-- hey who stole my sneakers..."

Jason recalls a funny eBay moment...

[badassmtbiker]

You forgot about Mr. Rogers still being alive.. Silly!


My bad. What about Mr. McFeely?

[Broken]

My bad. What about Mr. McFeely?
Oh he's up for a speedy delivery.

[_Kitana_]

My bad. What about Mr. McFeely?

Who the hell is he?

lol

[badassmtbiker]

Who the hell is he?

lol

WTF - you're kidding, right?

[_Kitana_]

WTF - you're kidding, right?

No. I have no clue who he is, sorry.

[badassmtbiker]

No. I have no clue who he is, sorry.


Ouch. Ho's these days.

[Jason]

http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/31/mcfeely.chat.cnna/

[_Kitana_]

Ouch. Ho's these days.

Ahhh..... was not one for T.V. in my younger days. I use to listen to my mother read, "King Rollo" Books to me...as well as poetry, and other fine works of art.

Such as orginal "Grims Fairy Tales."

A midsummer nights dream, hamlet, mcbeth, A tale of two cities, Withering Heights, The scarlet letter, and many many more. All read and explained to me when I was a child. My mother loved to read and she has a wonderful reading voice. There for she could keep me captive. She also taught me WWII history, as that was part of her passion. My dad took me to the local shop, where from the time i can remember I got intrested in cars.Shows and movies I watched was kung foo movies, mainly Bruce Lee. Still one of my child hood heros. Mr. Rogers, Seasme Street and nameless other T.V. shows that I was forced to watch at the baby sitters, could never spark my immagination.


But bubbles being squeezed out of a dawn dishsoap bottle can lol....

[badassmtbiker]

Ahhh..... was not one for T.V. in my younger days. I use to listen to my mother read, "King Rollo" Books to me...as well as poetry, and other fine works of art.

Such as orginal "Grims Fairy Tales."

A midsummer nights dream, hamlet, mcbeth, A tale of two cities, Withering Heights, The scarlet letter, and many many more. All read and explained to me when I was a child. My mother loved to read and she has a wonderful reading-- Boring.

Not that reading, and educating one's children is boring, in and of itself. However reading your childhood story about how your mother attempted to educate you - well, ya - boring. And call me a prick, but I find it rather deplorable that your mother would take the time to educate you about a multitude of subjects, but skip spelling. You realize I've written you off as an uneducated wannabe, right?

Cases in point - Macbeth; Wuthering Heights

"...from the time I can remember I got interested in cars..."
"Shows and movies I watched were kung foo movies..."
"Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street and nameless other T.V. shows that I was forced to watch at the baby sitters, could never spark my imagination..."

Sure, you could just be typing quickly, and making a mistake here are there, but when attempting to point out that you didn't watch the stupid box - refrain from pointing out the fact that you didn't need the stupid box to make you stupid.

Thank you, and have a nice day.


I'm baaaack ;)

[_Kitana_]

*edited*

[Broken]

Boring.

Not that reading, and educating one's children is boring, in and of itself. However reading your childhood story about how your mother attempted to educate you - well, ya - boring. And call me a prick, but I find it rather deplorable that your mother would take the time to educate you about a multitude of subjects, but skip spelling. You realize I've written you off as an uneducated wannabe, right?

Cases in point - Macbeth; Wuthering Heights

"...from the time I can remember I got interested in cars..."
"Shows and movies I watched were kung foo movies..."
"Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street and nameless other T.V. shows that I was forced to watch at the baby sitters, could never spark my imagination..."

Sure, you could just be typing quickly, and making a mistake here are there, but when attempting to point out that you didn't watch the stupid box - refrain from pointing out the fact that you didn't need the stupid box to make you stupid.

Thank you, and have a nice day.


I'm baaaack ;)

Thank God!! Whoo Fucking hooo~~

Today is a good day! :)

[BRiT]

I'm baaaack ;)

You were gone?

[BRiT]

I wish every time I got pissed, you wouldn't publicly announce I am leaving, when I leave I will just do it.

You lack the courage of your convictions.

[Broken]

You lack the courage of your convictions.
See the really great thing is nobody here cares what you think. I seriously doubt I have any real convictions that concern this site. I am here for fun.

No one but me even replies to your posts..

[The_DEA]

i talk to brit in irc

[YUCK FOU!!!]

let this place die for fucks sakes!!

[Broken]

Are you threatening me?

[BRiT]

See the really great thing is nobody here cares what you think. I seriously doubt I have any real convictions that concern this site. I am here for fun.

No one but me even replies to your posts..

Methinks you mistake my posts as being serious...

[Broken]

Methinks you mistake my posts as being serious...Gollum. is that you? Sorry Rough on my middle earth..

[badassmtbiker]

You were gone?

Thanks for noticing.

[Broken]

Thanks for noticing.
He's a little slow man... You know short bus....

[Sod]

i don't think i posted in this thread yet, i ride the short bus

[_Kitana_]

let this place die for fucks sakes!!

But I can't :)

[The_DEA]

the phenominon that is the baithouse wont ever die

[YUCK FOU!!!]

we could demolish the baithouse then creat a better more fantastic baithouse
??

[Sod]

gotta get all the newbs who post stupid things out of here first

[YUCK FOU!!!]

gotta get all the newbs who post stupid things out of here first
point taken well round em up and block em in thier own little room

[badassmtbiker]

He's a little slow man... You know short bus....


YAY!! I wanna go to Hawaii!! YAY!!

[Broken]

YAY!! I wanna go to Hawaii!! YAY!!

As you wish... You are on the next Bus to Hawaii...


Here's your Ticket...:thumbsup:

[shep]

oh oh can i have one too? :eek:

[Broken]

oh oh can i have one too? :eek:Why, yes sir you can. Your vacation package includes a twelve month lay over in North Korea :)


Here's your Ticket:thumbsup:

Ya Better take these;;:gun: :bomb:

[badassmtbiker]

As you wish... You are on the next Bus to Hawaii...


Here's your Ticket...:thumbsup:


Now, I've never claimed to be a rocket scientist, but last I checked...
it's a really long bus ride to Oahu from Washington. Perhaps I could trade up for a train ticket? :thumbsup:

[Broken]

Now, I've never claimed to be a rocket scientist, but last I checked...
it's a really long bus ride to Oahu from Washington. Perhaps I could trade up for a train ticket? :thumbsup:
Depends how do you feel about 24 months in N.Korea?

[Broken]

Slow day at the Baithouse.. At least; the place is starting to stick again.

[YUCK FOU!!!]

Slow day at the Baithouse.. At least; the place is starting to stick again.
yes well i think the whole week has been a bit blocked but its nice 2 know a thread this old has a chance at being the longest thread ever to be created on this site. howd u feel about that broken? should we try and get the baithouse over 100 posts? its worth a shot.......

[Broken]

100.. no way it will never make it.

[otepsoul]

100.. no way it will never make it.
yeah it will.

[YUCK FOU!!!]

we just did get the jack daniels

[YUCK FOU!!!]

lets try 150!

[otepsoul]

we just did get the jack daniels
huh

[YUCK FOU!!!]

huh
dunt worry

[Broken]

It's sunday..

Don't forget to attend the Baithouse holy services.. Whos' turn is it to bring the beer?

[Unforgiven]

Mine

*hands a 12-pack to everybody*

[The_DEA]

Mine

*hands a 12-pack to everybody*ahhhh... thanks man so whats on the choppin block for today

[Broken]

ahhhh... thanks man so whats on the choppin block for today
Rating system for movies/ games in E. Ave set by the poster?

Or hookers gone wild on DVD.. It is Sunday :thumbsup:

[The_DEA]

Rating system for movies/ games in E. Ave set by the poster?

Or hookers gone wild on DVD.. It is Sunday :thumbsup: i pick...... hookers gone wild

[Unforgiven]

^^seconded

[Broken]

http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/iambroken@sbcglobal.net/detail?.dir=/6a5f&.dnm=c48a.jpg

[dustinzgirl]

thats a big...uh..fish...just where do you guys pick up your whores? on the docks where they are cheap?!?

[Sod]

Let's get retarded in here! I remember the good ol days, lets throw shit and let it hit the fan, time to start up this behatch again! flame deez niggas!

[Sod]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

gonads and strife

YO MOTHER FUCKA WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Broken]

Careful Sod... These posters are delicate. Don't scare anyone.

[otepsoul]

Fuck This

[Broken]

Fuck This That's sprit... throw shit..

[MaxPower]

That's sprit... throw shit..
I just crapped in my hand.
*Looking around the room, holding the pitching arm at the ready*
You guys want soma this! Step up!

[The_DEA]

I just crapped in my hand.
*Looking around the room, holding the pitching arm at the ready*
You guys want soma this! Step up!raises deuses hand aand does cheasy me me pick me voice

[MaxPower]

[17:02] <TheDEA> lol
[17:05] <TheDEA> ok i made a large tpptsi pop
[17:05] <TheDEA> tutsiroll
[17:16] <The_CIA> ever take a dump and it coils like a rope at the bottom of the bowl before it pinches off?
[17:16] <The_CIA> like a 3 footer?
[17:21] <TheDEA> :O
[17:21] <TheDEA> no
[17:22] <TheDEA> its 3in around and a foot long
[17:22] <TheDEA> i made it with the little 1s
[17:22] <TheDEA> looks like a turd

[Descent]

*Wipes smegma off penis, then shits in hand"

*Breaks it in two pieces and chucks it at MaxPower and Sod*

[MaxPower]

*Wipes smegma off penis, then shits in hand"

*Breaks it in two pieces and chucks it at MaxPower and Sod*

Heh! Weenie! I ducked.
It bounced off the trampoline that was strategically placed vertically behind me.
It traveled at a 34º arc back in your direction, and landed on top of your head, meshing with your hair.

MaxPower = 1337 Dux0r :thumbsup:

[Broken]

It's all fun and games until someone gets typhoid.

[MaxPower]

Wha da ya Spect. Here in Broken's Masturbatehouse.

[gehtfuct]

Wha da ya Spect. Here in Broken's Masturbatehouse.
Masturbate?

Who needs jerk sauce?

Anyone?....anyone?...

[Sod]

i make sure i lay toilet paper in the water before i shit, i hate the splashback

toilet paper = no splashback!

splashback is the worst especially after you pissed in the toilet

[Broken]

i make sure i lay toilet paper in the water before i shit, i hate the splashback

toilet paper = no splashback!

splashback is the worst especially after you pissed in the toilet

Try some fiber so you aren't passing coke cans.

[gehtfuct]

Here comes Broken- everybodys token
look at the clowns-laughin-smokin
Mr Mod he's a qutie-look out now-here comes Mr Newbie
puff puff gag-newbies chokin.......oh.......he's chokin on Broken..woot woot

So your a clown-talkin shit-I told you not to fuck around
he knocks me down like a bitch-SLAP!-BIFF!-fisted in the fuggin lip
C'MON B-its what you like-a bunch of clowns just jokin here
he grabs my neck-twist-snap im falling down to a boot to the fuckin ear..

Woot...357 rep pts B!
Looks like you're in the lead for that date with DropAss. ;)

[Sod]

Try some fiber so you aren't passing coke cans.

lol i eat so much, that my shits are huge, usually i push em out so fast, even when it's in the water before it leaves my ass, it still splashes me

[Broken]

Here comes Broken- everybodys token
look at the clowns-laughin-smokin
Mr Mod he's a qutie-look out now-here comes Mr Newbie
puff puff gag-newbies chokin.......oh.......he's chokin on Broken..woot woot

So your a clown-talkin shit-I told you not to fuck around
he knocks me down like a bitch-SLAP!-BIFF!-fisted in the fuggin lip
C'MON B-its what you like-a bunch of clowns just jokin here
he grabs my neck-twist-snap im falling down to a boot to the fuckin ear..

Woot...357 rep pts B!
Looks like you're in the lead for that date with DropAss. ;) Those are Texas Rep points..not real I buy em at the store local.

[Unforgiven]

Those are Texas Rep points..not real I buy em at the store local.

really? i buy mine at wal mart.

does that count?

[Broken]

really? i buy mine at wal mart.

does that count?
yeah, but I use food stamps to buy mine. You can't do that at wal-mart.

[Unforgiven]

yeah, but I use food stamps to buy mine. You can't do that at wal-mart.

fuuuuuuck... maybe i'll switch to canadian tire