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screwy
10-16-2005, 04:54 AM
The aim of the thread is to write a limerick about the person above you.

Limericks are quite the amusing poems, as they're simple, and most often nasty. They ryming scheme goes aabba, and has a pretty rigid meter (explained shortly, sort of).

Example:

I would like to speak of sir screwy
He loves teh cock for the chewy
Puss, he hates
'Tis his fate
When he sees a girl he says 'PHOOEY!'

The first line's rhyme is 'a', which is whatever you want it to be, and the first line usually introduces a place or a person (person, in the case of this thread). Since the scheme for the first two lines is 'aa', the second line has the same rhyme as the first line ('a').

The third and fourth lines are special. First of all, for these two lines, you choose a different rhyme from 'a'. It will be 'b'. Since the scheme for these two lines is 'bb', both lines will have the same rhyme. Also, as can be seen in the example, the third and fourth line have shorter syllables. A bit hard to simplify, but suffice to say those lines are shorter. Just follow the flow of the flow of the example.

The fourth line simply goes back to the 'a' rhyme.

Enjoy.

Icarus
10-16-2005, 05:27 AM
BRiT and Jason created a site,
All the children posted all night.
Then they all died.

What mine lacks in complexity, is makes up for in effectiveness.

screwy
10-16-2005, 05:41 AM
What the Streisand?

Descent
10-16-2005, 04:30 PM
There once was a man from Cana-duh,
Who ran Linux right on his compu-tah.
When the green line showed up,
And XWindow crashed up,
"I STILL THINK WIN USERS ARE FAGS."

;)

Pretentious cocksucker...

Darklight
10-18-2005, 03:39 PM
There once was a man with balls of brass...
he likes to take long walks in the grass...
and during stormy weather.. his balls clanged together...
and sparks shot out of his ass...

leehype
10-18-2005, 03:51 PM
There once was a man from kantucket
who's dick was so long he could suck it
he wiped his chin
chocked a grin
and said if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

BklynCannonball
10-18-2005, 04:01 PM
There once was a user named Leehype
Leather clad men was his type
He'd fantasize all day and play with his sheleighleigh
'til his fingers were so raw he could hardly type

leehype
10-18-2005, 04:03 PM
There once was a woman from speiling
who found it very appeiling
to lay on her back
tickle her crack
and pee all over the ceiling.
:happysad:

BklynCannonball
10-18-2005, 04:04 PM
Leehype you dumb redneck! The game is to make up your own about the person who typed before you!

(oh and I say that with love)

Oh Bosh!

leehype
10-18-2005, 09:45 PM
Sorry I'm still new to this whole socializing thing.

BklynCannonball
10-20-2005, 10:57 AM
no worries. it's all good baby.

Stardust
10-20-2005, 12:14 PM
BCB is walking real fast,
hoping the police hunt won't last,
because she has just smoked som grass,
and she hopes they won't bust her ass.