View Full Version : GottaHurt's Smell My Finger Club
GottaHurt
04-12-2004, 04:56 AM
First of all, I'd like to take a moment and say, "Fuck you, and your not welcome" for stopping by and visiting The Grand Opening of my establishment here.I'm not going to give credit to the "broke dick motherfucker" who inspired my new club, because he's probably reading this with baited breath and feeling like one of his ho's right about now.(Hey Broken, Fuck You buddy!!!, I took out a loan and bought the whole damn block!!!)
Now, without further adieu, this thread is about farts, anal and vaginal discharges, and any other disgusting bodily functions.So feel free to let 'er rip
with your favorite "shit my pants" stories and descriptions.Sorry, the scratch and sniff function isn't yet available.
GottaHurt
04-12-2004, 05:04 AM
I have my basic 3 farts:
1) Popcorn - dry, robust and crowd clearing
2) Gravy - wet, nasty and with a touch of pooder
3) Heavy Jumbo - loud, elephant like, but with little aroma
4) Squirter - just as the name implies, with "mixed results" and sure to get a look or two, from even your closest friends!
(I know, that's 4 for you mathemeticians out there.Butt couldn't leave out "the squirter" even if it's more of a shit than anything)
Broken
04-12-2004, 05:09 AM
First of all, I'd like to take a moment and say, "Fuck you, and your not welcome" for stopping by and visiting The Grand Opening of my establishment here.I'm not going to give credit to the "broke dick motherfucker" who inspired my new club, because he's probably reading this with baited breath and feeling like one of his ho's right about now.(Hey Broken, Fuck You buddy!!!, I took out a loan and bought the whole damn block!!!)
Now, without further adieu, this thread is about farts, anal and vaginal discharges, and any other disgusting bodily functions.So feel free to let 'er rip
with your favorite "shit my pants" stories and descriptions.Sorry, the scratch and sniff function isn't yet available.
Broken's Bank Of High Interest Gave you that loan.. So get back on your knees and pay today's late fees!!! Take the whole load this time. You look like Sod with all that nasty shit on his chin.
GottaHurt
04-12-2004, 05:13 AM
Broken's Bank Of High Interest Gave you that loan.. So get back on your knees and pay today's late fees!!! Take the whole load this time. You look like Sod with all that nasty shit on his chin.
LMFAO.....I knew you'd show up To Smell My Finger!!!
badassmtbiker
04-12-2004, 11:25 AM
LMFAO.....I knew you'd show up To Smell My Finger!!!
Yea, I couldn't not take a look, either.
Popcorn fart, eh? LOL
GottaHurt
05-02-2004, 11:02 PM
It's pretty gross, but I'm sure with this demented buch, it'll be read thoroughly.
The Notorious Pimple Thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=106449)
The_DEA
05-03-2004, 11:44 AM
It's pretty gross, but I'm sure with this demented buch, it'll be read thoroughly.
The Notorious Pimple Thread (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=106449)
that was entertaining wow every on take a look
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 12:24 PM
that was entertaining wow every on take a look
A mod on another board posted that, I thought it was funny. That chick "broomstick", she wrote like a 10,000 word mini novel on her absess.
It was gross.
LMFAO.....I knew you'd show up To Smell My Finger!!!
No one I know...
GottaHurt
05-03-2004, 02:27 PM
No one I know...
Then why are you here?.....lmfao....