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Woodreaux

10-19-2005, 12:24 AM

Allright, I came up with my own absurd conspiracy theory. Everybody remembers when Cardinal Ratzinger became the new pope, and his uncanny resemblance to Darth Sidious caught everone's attention. http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8LQ3UgqGJfMJ:photos1 .blogger.com/img/198/2132/1024/Pope%2520Benedict%2520XVI.jpg

If that wasn't disturbing enough, another Sidious look-alike is jocking for a position of power. Bush has nominated Harriet Meir to replace Sandra O'Connor on the Supreme Court. Take a look:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/POLITICS/10/18/miers.ap/story.miers.schumer.ap.jpg
Coincidence? I think not! My theory is that aliens cloned the most powerful Dark Lord of the Sith, and have sent them to infiltrate our power structure in efford to control the Man, thus controlling everything here.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yWUw6Zt6dxUJ:homepag e.mac.com/darth_sidious/img/emperor01.jpg

dirtlover

10-19-2005, 05:13 AM

you're paranoid. go get laid. the chances of your theory being right are like 100000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000 to 1

Jiraffe

10-19-2005, 05:38 AM

Oh shit you're right! We are all doomed!

latinmaxima

10-19-2005, 08:01 AM

funny that they do look a like but i doubt that would work. I am pretty sure mier thinks the pope is stupid as I am sure he believes in tolerance of border violations.

Jessica43999

10-19-2005, 05:34 PM

This thread is soo stupid (and messed up) it's funny... pppth

RageAgainst

10-19-2005, 07:27 PM

you're paranoid. go get laid. the chances of your theory being right are like 100000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000 to 1

The chances of you understanding humor are along those lines as well

Fideru

10-19-2005, 08:54 PM

Oh shit you're right! We are all doomed!

Awwwwwwwwww crap.

junglizm

10-19-2005, 08:59 PM

you're paranoid. go get laid. the chances of your theory being right are like 100000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000 000000 to 1
Too bad you missed the blatantly obvious sarcasm. :rolleyes:

The Chief Hobo

10-22-2005, 04:54 AM

my brother already noticed that characters in movies are not real, and he's only 6.

meh_it_all

10-22-2005, 06:23 AM

my brother already noticed that characters in movies are not real, and he's only 6.

Too bad you missed the blatantly obvious sarcasm. :rolleyes:

:)

Bravo!

Nymphchick

10-22-2005, 10:29 PM

ok besides cheif hobo's avatar freekin me out, i'm gonna go with a zomie take over wood. aliens maaaaybe, but come on now dude! ZOMBIES! they want to suck your brain out of your nose dude.
/me runs screaming.