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Bigfoot
04-13-2004, 12:52 PM
This game is very easy just find something in your life that is totaly fucked up. Then by the end of the month ( current date 4/13/04) who ever has the most fucked up storie (by my ruling) Will be known as "ONE TWISTED FUKER!"
badassmtbiker
04-13-2004, 01:09 PM
This game is very easy just find something in your life that is totaly fucked up. Then by the end of the month ( current date 4/13/04) who ever has the most fucked up storie (by my ruling) Will be known as "ONE TWISTED FUKER!"
My piss smelled like cigarettes this morning. I don't smoke.
GottaHurt
04-13-2004, 01:13 PM
O.K. I was fucking bored one day, so I typed WTF into Googles search engine and I wound up here.Now I'm fucking hooked and have this uncontrollable desire to check in at least once or twice a day just to read and reply to fucked up shit, by fucked up people, that doesn't even fuckin' matter.The worst part, I made some fucking friends and even started making up my own venues.The best part, within a week I'd run off two total slapnuts.The fucked up part, I was leading a totally normal, drama free twisted life, until I found this fucked up place.WTF?
GottaHurt
04-13-2004, 01:26 PM
My piss smelled like cigarettes this morning. I don't smoke.
My piss smells like Obsession by Calvin Klein.
badassmtbiker
04-13-2004, 02:05 PM
O.K. I was fucking bored one day, so I typed WTF into Googles search engine and I wound up here.Now I'm fucking hooked and have this uncontrollable desire to check in at least once or twice a day just to read and reply to fucked up shit, by fucked up people, that doesn't even fuckin' matter.The worst part, I made some fucking friends and even started making up my own venues.The best part, within a week I'd run off two total slapnuts.The fucked up part, I was leading a totally normal, drama free twisted life, until I found this fucked up place.WTF?
OMG.. that's so true. Stumbled upon it, and I am hooked. Find myself coming back throughout the day - just to keep up. Don't know if I'd go so far as to say I've made friends, but that's because people don't like me.
badassmtbiker
04-13-2004, 02:05 PM
My piss smells like Obsession by Calvin Klein.
Now that wouldn't be bad. I had asparagus last night, and boy did it wreck my urine. I hate that.
and.suckmyballs
04-13-2004, 02:38 PM
i was fishing last summer and i had to take a fuckin leak...right when i got this giant fish....so i held it.........i got the fish and let my friend getrid of it....it was pretty dark out and i went to piss in the feild...haha i swear it was glow in the fuckin dark my piss was golden yellow :tongue: could of just been my drunken ass but ya know it was an awsoem unsoberistic experience
and.suckmyballs
04-13-2004, 02:41 PM
oh and i stumbled upon this site too like 4 days ago lol and i seem to be hooked, try to reply and read threads during my classes but get fucked on by my teacher so i gave up......not like this matters
It was dark yellow and glowing eh??
You got the clap :mfinger:
badassmtbiker
04-13-2004, 05:30 PM
You got the clap :mfinger:
LOL nice. Beat me to it. I got Kool Moe Dee's "Go See the Doctor" stuck in my head now.
"... now I know why her exboyfriend Dave; called her Mrs. Microwave..."
Now that wouldn't be bad. I had asparagus last night, and boy did it wreck my urine. I hate that.
eat fruit its better for your cum!
Chris
04-14-2004, 06:28 AM
O.K. I was fucking bored one day, so I typed WTF into Googles search engine and I wound up here.Now I'm fucking hooked and have this uncontrollable desire to check in at least once or twice a day just to read and reply to fucked up shit, by fucked up people, that doesn't even fuckin' matter.The worst part, I made some fucking friends and even started making up my own venues.The best part, within a week I'd run off two total slapnuts.The fucked up part, I was leading a totally normal, drama free twisted life, until I found this fucked up place.WTF?
I did they same fucking thing, just that I just typed wtf.com into the browser, was boredone day, and I was just writing random things...
Bigfoot
04-14-2004, 04:20 PM
The whole piont of this was to tell sick and disgusting stories!
badassmtbiker
04-14-2004, 04:38 PM
eat fruit its better for your cum!
Thanks for the concern. I try to eat more strawberries and pineapple for that very reason.
badassmtbiker
04-14-2004, 04:39 PM
The whole piont of this was to tell sick and disgusting stories!
Teacher! Teacher! Someone hijacked my thread? :(
Bigfoot
04-14-2004, 11:32 PM
Teacher! Teacher! There's this jackass that thinks I can be pushed around by him when really he's just a snivling worm behind a computer!
GottaHurt
04-14-2004, 11:57 PM
eat fruit its better for your cum!
I like peaches and cherries, but cherries are hard to cum by these days.
HintOfClarity
04-15-2004, 02:46 AM
eat fruit its better for your cum!
That's true... Especially pineapple & peaches.
Chris
04-15-2004, 08:10 AM
*cough*back to fuckin' topic*cough*
It's not the worst that has happened to me, but....Anyway, I was at the supermarket today, shopping goods for the weekend..stuff like that. When I was to pay, I went through those big things that start beeping if you have stolen anything. And they started fuckin' beeping! I hadn't stolen anything. I went throuhg 2 times, and it was beeping. I had no cellphone or keys, or anything. After the second time, I noticed my pant were open, I closed them, and when I went through that time, I didn't beep. Weird shit!
Bigfoot
04-17-2004, 10:13 AM
Originaly posted by Chris
It's not the worst that has happened to me, but....Anyway, I was at the supermarket today, shopping goods for the weekend..stuff like that. When I was to pay, I went through those big things that start beeping if you have stolen anything. And they started fuckin' beeping! I hadn't stolen anything. I went throuhg 2 times, and it was beeping. I had no cellphone or keys, or anything. After the second time, I noticed my pant were open, I closed them, and when I went through that time, I didn't beep. Weird shit!
Well I'm a student at a technical high school and i study electronics. The only explanation i can give to that is that your body built up some static charge and your zipper acted like an antenna to your bodied's natural static signal.
GottaHurt
04-17-2004, 10:28 AM
The only explanation i can give to that is that your body built up some static charge and your zipper acted like an antenna to your bodies natural static signal.
I know some women who have had this effect on me :thumbsup:
BUSHSUCKSBALLS
04-17-2004, 03:45 PM
This is where you should put up your pimple story GottaHurt, you would win for sure.
and.suckmyballs
04-17-2004, 06:34 PM
It was dark yellow and glowing eh??
there pills i took, makes your piss glow :tongue: dont ask
and.suckmyballs
04-17-2004, 06:37 PM
This is where you should put up your pimple story GottaHurt, you would win for sure.
hahaha yeh put that story up man its great :thumbsup:
Ctoit
04-18-2004, 04:28 AM
Okay so one time at band camp............
Oh wait .........thats not my story
there pills i took, makes your piss glow :tongue: dont ask
uti pills make your pee orange. it makes me very excited when i go potty and my peepee is orange!
badassmtbiker
04-19-2004, 11:57 AM
uti pills make your pee orange. it makes me very excited when i go potty and my peepee is orange!
When I was in the army, I used to drink tons of food coloring before UAs. One time it was blue, and I was just like, "oh, fuck, not again." Red was fun, too. I just screamed the whole time I pissed. :thumbsup:
tinytim_one
04-26-2004, 03:01 PM
i have the fucking nastest shit to tell....i told my friend that he wouldnt drink a shoot of ranch for 5 bucks.....so he says ok....but the fucked up thing was that when i went to go get the ranch i put it in the microwave and gave it to hime fucking hot.......so when he tryed to drink it he fucking hacked everywere and the dell was that he would drink it without thrwoing up so i keep the five buck and i get some amuzment out iof the whole thing
Broken
04-26-2004, 03:17 PM
i have the fucking nastest shit to tell....i told my friend that he wouldnt drink a shoot of ranch for 5 bucks.....so he says ok....but the fucked up thing was that when i went to go get the ranch i put it in the microwave and gave it to hime fucking hot.......so when he tryed to drink it he fucking hacked everywere and the dell was that he would drink it without thrwoing up so i keep the five buck and i get some amuzment out iof the whole thing
I see you are lacking a frontal Lobe.
Try a glass of water in the microwave for hmmmm 15 mins.. then drop in a chilled spoon..
Raiden_this_sux
04-28-2004, 09:26 PM
I see you are lacking a frontal Lobe.
Try a glass of water in the microwave for hmmmm 15 mins.. then drop in a chilled spoon..
why, wat does that do??? im stupid and wouldnt know
Broken
04-28-2004, 09:29 PM
why, wat does that do??? im stupid and wouldnt know
Excuse me was I talking to you?:)