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04-16-2004, 09:25 AM
I love my wife. I Like most of my wife's family. But, her two bitch sisters and her mother need to seek therapy. Every time I see them, visions of my hands around their throats dance in my head. Mmm...
The younger sister was sickly as a child, so she's this monster hypochondriac. She also thinks that she has to be treated like "the baby" to this day, even though she's something like 30. She's one of these people who has nothing to contribute to any conversation, but she talks like 10 decibels louder than everyone else to make herself seem important. When she gets backed into a corner, her response is, "Well, I have a Master's degree." So? WTF is that supposed to mean? From what I can tell, she missed a few classes. I always tell her to see if she can get her money back. She's less offensive and easier to deal with when alone, but she always, always sides with mom and older sister to make my wife feel bad.
The older sister is even worse. She was apparently crowned Queen Bitch of the Universe; I obviously missed her coronation, which seems to annoy her. Controlling (she wears the penis in her own marriage), mothering, critical, and incredibly selfish. I mean, she and her son (shithead) come to my daughter's 3rd birthday party and she acts like the whole event is for her kid. I wanted to beat her freakin' face in. Her husband is so pussy-whipped that he doesn't even have an opinion of his own. Ask this pinhead a question and he looks at his wife for the answer. He has no balls at all. I guess that's why my wife always catches her looking at my package. Spooky. The worst part is that she seems to think that it's her place to run our lives, as well as the lives of the other 200 million people in this country. She waits to get my wife alone, then starts running her mouth about what a bad guy I am. I am the sole source of income for our family, we all have plenty to eat, our children are healthy and happy, we own our home, my wife is finishing her degree instead of working; yeah, she's right. I am a bad guy.
These people are masters of using guilt. Damned Catholics...They come by it honestly, though; their mother is a freakin' manic-depressive who uses guilt for everything. Their father is an alcoholic; go figure. The two sisters run to mommy every time something doesn't go their way, expecting her to lay the guilt on my wife (or whomever). Grow the fuck up, bitch! I mean, you have a problem, address it. Don't run to your parents expecting it to do anything but piss people off.
So, we decide that we'd like my wife's brother (a really cool, laid-back guy) and his wife (uber-cool retro chick) to be the godparents for our daughter, instead of big sister. More Catholic bruhaha, but I can deal with this. Then, the older sister flips out and calls up the whole world to tell how I am just trying to spite her because I don't like her. When I first heard about this I giggled my MF-ing ass off, but then my mother-in-law called my wife "just to talk" and lay on a hefty serving of guilt. She was so disappointed that we had not picked the sister, blah, blah, blah. Gosh, I guess my wife should now be pissed that she isn't shithead's godmother, huh? Bah! I don't care enough about her or the rest of that family to go out of my way to make any of them mad. Older sis was a bitch all of Easter weekend because she didn't get her way and the guilt didn't make us change our minds. If I had my way, we would not deal with any of that Catholic crap at all. I'm sure that would cause a rip in the very fabric of space-time, though.
Anyway, I can't believe those people. Who the Hell do they think they are? What makes them think they have any say at all in what goes on with our family? What gives them the right? Why can't I just remove them from the gene pool? :mfinger: :confused: :gun:
The younger sister was sickly as a child, so she's this monster hypochondriac. She also thinks that she has to be treated like "the baby" to this day, even though she's something like 30. She's one of these people who has nothing to contribute to any conversation, but she talks like 10 decibels louder than everyone else to make herself seem important. When she gets backed into a corner, her response is, "Well, I have a Master's degree." So? WTF is that supposed to mean? From what I can tell, she missed a few classes. I always tell her to see if she can get her money back. She's less offensive and easier to deal with when alone, but she always, always sides with mom and older sister to make my wife feel bad.
The older sister is even worse. She was apparently crowned Queen Bitch of the Universe; I obviously missed her coronation, which seems to annoy her. Controlling (she wears the penis in her own marriage), mothering, critical, and incredibly selfish. I mean, she and her son (shithead) come to my daughter's 3rd birthday party and she acts like the whole event is for her kid. I wanted to beat her freakin' face in. Her husband is so pussy-whipped that he doesn't even have an opinion of his own. Ask this pinhead a question and he looks at his wife for the answer. He has no balls at all. I guess that's why my wife always catches her looking at my package. Spooky. The worst part is that she seems to think that it's her place to run our lives, as well as the lives of the other 200 million people in this country. She waits to get my wife alone, then starts running her mouth about what a bad guy I am. I am the sole source of income for our family, we all have plenty to eat, our children are healthy and happy, we own our home, my wife is finishing her degree instead of working; yeah, she's right. I am a bad guy.
These people are masters of using guilt. Damned Catholics...They come by it honestly, though; their mother is a freakin' manic-depressive who uses guilt for everything. Their father is an alcoholic; go figure. The two sisters run to mommy every time something doesn't go their way, expecting her to lay the guilt on my wife (or whomever). Grow the fuck up, bitch! I mean, you have a problem, address it. Don't run to your parents expecting it to do anything but piss people off.
So, we decide that we'd like my wife's brother (a really cool, laid-back guy) and his wife (uber-cool retro chick) to be the godparents for our daughter, instead of big sister. More Catholic bruhaha, but I can deal with this. Then, the older sister flips out and calls up the whole world to tell how I am just trying to spite her because I don't like her. When I first heard about this I giggled my MF-ing ass off, but then my mother-in-law called my wife "just to talk" and lay on a hefty serving of guilt. She was so disappointed that we had not picked the sister, blah, blah, blah. Gosh, I guess my wife should now be pissed that she isn't shithead's godmother, huh? Bah! I don't care enough about her or the rest of that family to go out of my way to make any of them mad. Older sis was a bitch all of Easter weekend because she didn't get her way and the guilt didn't make us change our minds. If I had my way, we would not deal with any of that Catholic crap at all. I'm sure that would cause a rip in the very fabric of space-time, though.
Anyway, I can't believe those people. Who the Hell do they think they are? What makes them think they have any say at all in what goes on with our family? What gives them the right? Why can't I just remove them from the gene pool? :mfinger: :confused: :gun: