View Full Version : What it Really Means....
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 03:38 PM
In this game, you will post a common phrase people say, and the next person to post has to translate it and give another phrase/saying for the following poster to translate.
Example:
Original post:
They say, "I respect you"
The next post should look something like this:
What it really means: "Respect? Pfft. I'm only saying this to get you to sleep with me!"
Next: They say, "I'm a vegetarian."
Of course some of these are generalizations and therefore should not be taken seriously. It's for shits n' giggles. Now, have fun and get posting! :thumbsup:
I'll start the game off with:
They say, "I'm a vegetarian."
THEY SAY: i'm a vegetarian.
THEY MEAN: I love being awkward and making meals with the family into a fucking war..
THEY SAY: i'll respect you in the morning.
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 03:44 PM
THEY SAY: i'll respect you in the morning.
What it really means: "God I hope you're gone when I wake up. God I hope you're gone when I wake up."
They say, "It's just a harmless night out with the boys."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 03:49 PM
They say: "I'll respect you in the morning."
They mean: "Tonight, I'm going to take this video of you getting drunk and bending your body in ways I've never seen before in front of all of these perverts, and posting it on the internet."
They say: "Stop and smell the roses."
Edit: Beaten.
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 03:52 PM
They say: "It's just a harmless night out with the boys."
They mean: "We're all going to the strip club, and won't be back until 4 A.M. Don't wait up for me, hon."
They say: "He lived a long and full life."
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 03:57 PM
They say: "He lived a long and full life."
What it really means: "Long and full of a bunch of hassles and bullshit, that is."
They say, "He/she is a very unique person."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 04:02 PM
They say: "He/she is a very unique person."
They mean: "Yes, unique...just like everybody else."
They say: "This isn't what it looks like."
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 04:03 PM
They say: "This isn't what it looks like."
What it really means: "This is exactly what it looks like, and it's gonna get worse!"
They say, "It just happened."
They say: "This isn't what it looks like."
They mean: "oh fuck, you're home early."
They say: "what an interesting choice."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 04:08 PM
They say: "What an interesting choice."
They mean: "What do you see in this guy, and where on god's green Earth did you meet him?"
They say: "Embrace diversity."
THEY SAY: embrace diversity.
THEY MEAN: pretend you care.
THEY SAY: i won't put it in your ass.
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 04:19 PM
They say: I won't put it in your ass.
They mean: ...yet.
Or
They mean: I'll put something else there instead.
They say: Always do your best.
Translation: "You better get A's or your privileges go out the window."
They say, "A moment to confer with my colleagues, please."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 04:30 PM
They say: A moment to confer with my colleagues, please.
They mean: Once again, I'll have to teach these bastards the hard way that I'm in charge, and if they ever correct me again, I'm going to put my boot up their collective asses.
They say: I think I've seen you somewhere before.
They say "I think I've seen you somewhere before."
What they mean is "I hope I can remember if I should hate you or not!"
What they say is "I just want to have some fun!"
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 05:10 PM
What they say: I just want to have some fun!
What they mean: Spending time with you is boring me to tears!
What they say: Let's meet in real life.
What they say: Let's meet in real life.
What they mean is: I want to put my weiner in you, I'm tired of jerking it.
What they say is: Well, that's just the way it goes sometimes.
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 05:19 PM
What they say is: Well, that's just the way it goes sometimes.
What it really means: "Shutup, I'm tired of hearing you complain!"
They say, "I'm very outgoing and will talk to anybody."
Shzar
11-26-2005, 05:21 PM
THEY SAY: "I'm very outgoing and will talk to anybody."
THEY MEAN: "I'm very outgoing and will talk to anyone who lives up to my unrealistic vision of beauty."
They say, "Do you think she looks pretty?"
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 05:26 PM
They say: Do you think she looks pretty?
They mean: Damn I'm horny, but my machismo is at stake here.
They say: This won't hurt a bit.
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 05:27 PM
They say: This won't hurt a bit.
What it really means: "It's gonna hurt like hell, but I won't tell you that cause I just want you to chill so I can get the shit over with already."
They say, "We should take a break"
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 05:38 PM
They say: We should take a break
They mean: Stop taking steroids, damn you. I'm too old for this shit.
They say: OMFG NUB SHUT UP FAGZOR YOUR GAY ROFLMAO111!!1111one
Shzar
11-26-2005, 05:44 PM
They say: OMFG NUB SHUT UP FAGZOR YOUR GAY ROFLMAO111!!1111one
They mean: I'll say, good chap, it seems that your level of intelligence trumps my own! Your sexuality is really of no question here. Perhaps you would like to continue this conversation via AIM?
They say: 'tis the season to be jolly!
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 05:50 PM
They say: 'tis the season to be jolly!
What it really means: "Tis the season to break your back driving in horrible weather to get to the mall, wrestle your way through crowds of rude and annoying people and spend an assload of money on people you only talk to once a year! Woo hoo!"
They say, "It's what's inside that counts."
They say: 'tis the season to be jolly!
Stop being a miserable git and smile, fucker.
It's what's inside that counts.
I'm an ugly bastard, but I'm beautiful inside, honest! WUB ME!! PLEASE!!!
They say, "of course i love you, honey."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 05:57 PM
They say: It's what's inside that counts.
They mean: So please have your plastic surgeon turn your skin inside out. Your outside is just that repulsive, but I don't want to hear your bitching from being honest.
They say: Of course I love you, honey.
They mean: I'll tell you anything for thy holy godly nookie.
They say: Let's do lunch sometime.
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 05:58 PM
Will people please refresh and read before replying?!
Thank you!
Anyways:
They say: Let's do lunch sometime.
What it really means: "I'm only pretending to like you, and you will never hear from me again."
They say, "He/she is a very nice boy/girl."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 06:08 PM
They say: He/she is a very nice boy/girl
They mean: After all, what's a criminal record when someone attends church 5 days a week?
They say: I need my space.
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 06:10 PM
They say: I need my space.
What it really means: "I want to fuck other people without it being considered cheating. That way, if I ever want to come back to you, you'll be dumb enough to take me back."
They say, "It's just hair. It'll grow back."
They say: I need my space.
We're splitting up, I'm just not gonna tell you yet.
It's just hair, it'll grow back".
I'm so pissed off I managed to get chewing gum in my hair...
"No, it doesn't make your arse look big."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 06:18 PM
They say: It's just hair. It'll grow back.
They mean: I could have just clipped the bubble gum out, but I'm shaving your ass bald to so you never bother me with this shit again.
Or
They mean: It's just hair. It'll grow back... by some miracle you survive the cancer caused by eating anything that moves.
They say: No, it doesn't make your arse look big
They mean: But it makes your thighs look ginormous.
They say: It's only one beer.
it's only one beer
MEANS: drink with me, i'm lonely.
"I do."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 06:27 PM
They say: I do.
They mean: It's only my fourth marriage, but by George, I'll give it shot!
They say: Can I borrow this?
zoloftcasserole
11-26-2005, 06:39 PM
They say: Can I borrow this?
What it really means:
"I'm going return it to you completely ruined and insist it was 'like that before I borrowed it'."
or
"You'll never see it again."
They say, "Good looks aren't everything."
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 06:42 PM
They say: Good looks aren't everything.
They mean: You're ugly.
Or
They mean: Looks are only half of everything. Money is the other half. Now where do you work again?
They say: I'll be home by midnight.
Icarus
11-26-2005, 10:41 PM
They say: I'll be home by midnight.
They mean: I'll be home at midnight, but at 12:01 I'm right back out the door.
They say: You've got potential.
Brain Spout
11-26-2005, 10:51 PM
They say: You've got potential.
They mean: You aren't too good, but you might be later.
They say: I can't believe it's not butter!
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 10:57 PM
They say: I can't believe it's not butter!
They mean: You mean this won't turn my ass into cottage cheese!?
They say: Stop and smell the roses.
THEY SAY: stop and smell the roses.
THEY MEAN: you're killing yourself, we pretend we care.
THEY SAY: banned, what an asshat!
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 11:08 PM
<Flashback Edit>
They say: It just happened
They mean: I have no plausible reason for cheating on you. You know us guys, we see a pretty chest, and we immediately want to stick our pee pees into the warm wet hole about two feet downwards from it.
</Flashback Edit>
They say: Banned, what an asshat!
They mean: Dammit, I have to delete ANOTHER thread filled with cock pics?
They say: May I have this dance?
THEY SAY: may i have this dance?
THEY MEAN: i will fuck you later..
THEY SAY: no obligation.
BadEvilWrong
11-26-2005, 11:15 PM
They say: No obligation.
They mean: Won't stop me from guilt tripping you to death when I need something, though.
They say: Hi! May I help you?
Jiraffe
11-27-2005, 04:07 AM
They say: Hi may I help you
They mean: Hurry the fuck up and make this painless for both of us.
They say: I love you.
They say: I love you.
Translation: Now I can get back to watching the game!
They say, "Sorry, I'm married."
Jiraffe
11-27-2005, 06:51 AM
They say, "Sorry, I'm married."
Translation: You only got ten bucks. Blowjobs are at least fifty.
They say:I didn't order this.
BadEvilWrong
11-27-2005, 12:37 PM
They say: I didn't order this.
They mean: It's so simple. How in the world could you have messed up my order of a double quarter cheeseburger with every conceivable condiment excepting ketchup, mayo, half of the usual mustard, with no seasoning on the meat, cooked just below medium-rare, the bun toasted for exactly 6.0004243853 seconds extra, and with cheese that has been aged for exactly 5 days, 8 hours, and 23 seconds? HOW?
The say: I'll call you later tonight.
Slacker
11-27-2005, 01:06 PM
The say: I'll call you later tonight.
They mean: Don't count on a second date....
They say: Where have you been?
zoloftcasserole
11-27-2005, 02:10 PM
They say: Where have you been?
What it really means: "I want to know the name of every place you went to and at what times, and the names of every person you talked to or even looked at. Also, I'll need you to pee in this cup."
They say, "It doesn't look that bad."
THEY SAY: it doesn't look that bad.
THEY MEAN: you are so fucked!
THEY SAY: actually the manager isn't here right now.
zoloftcasserole
11-27-2005, 02:19 PM
THEY SAY: actually the manager isn't here right now.
What it really means: "The manager is hiding in his/her office and doesn't want to deal with you."
or
"The manager really isn't here."
They say, "You're too good for him/her."
BadEvilWrong
11-27-2005, 02:36 PM
They say: You're too good for him/her.
They mean: I told you months in advance that the bitch would cheat on you. Would you listen? Nooooooo. Now I'm going to have to spend the next hour rebuilding your unearned ego so you'll SHUT UP ALREADY.
They say: I'm fine.
Farceur
11-27-2005, 03:17 PM
THEY SAY: "I'm fine."
WHAT THEY MEAN: "Leave me alone or i'm going to rip off your head, and shit down your throat."
they say: "I don't mean to be a bother."
zoloftcasserole
11-27-2005, 03:21 PM
they say: "I don't mean to be a bother."
It means: "I don't mean to be a bother, but I'm not gonna let that stop me from actually bothering you. You are going to hate me for bothering you so I think if I say I don't mean to bother you, maybe you will think I'm nice and give me what I want."
They say, "I've never felt this way about anyone before."
BadEvilWrong
11-27-2005, 03:29 PM
They say: I've never felt this way about anyone before.
They mean: This is good sex. Perhaps I should feel about her from the bottom up next time, or perhaps feel about her when she's covered in whipped cream. Yeah, I like that idea.
Or
They mean: I've never actually had neutral feelings about anyone. But I love your body, so I'm going to say this bullshit to get you to do me again
They say: Paper or plastic?
zoloftcasserole
11-27-2005, 07:23 PM
They say: Paper or plastic?
What it means: "I don't want to choose for you because if you're one of those psychotically bitchy customers and I pick the wrong one, you might go off on me."
They say, "He/she has a heart of gold."
Farceur
11-27-2005, 07:26 PM
They say: "He/she has a heart of gold."
They mean: He/she is uglier than a stump and/or dumb as a rock.
they say: "please say something."
BadEvilWrong
11-27-2005, 07:39 PM
They say: Please say something
They mean: Yes! I finally get your inheritance you old bastard. Ohshit here come the relatives. Better act like I care.
They say: I'll see you around.
zoloftcasserole
11-27-2005, 07:42 PM
They say: I'll see you around.
What it means: "I'll see you around, and pretend I don't recognize you."
They say, "What's your sign?"
BadEvilWrong
11-27-2005, 07:49 PM
They say: What's your sign?
They mean: Can I get into your pants?
They say: What is the meaning of this!?
Jiraffe
11-27-2005, 10:42 PM
They say "What is the meaning of this!"
They mean "I don't know how to properly use the dictionary and I need the meaning of this. Please tell me you know! My English final depends on it!
They say "I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God."
THEY SAY: "I swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God."
THEY MEAN: i'm just going through the motions here..
THEY SAY: what church do you go to?
Jiraffe
11-27-2005, 10:51 PM
They say "What church do you go to"
They mean "Please tell me what religon you are so I can damn you to an eternity of flames and torment"
They say"I like you for you"
curliestalicia
11-28-2005, 02:26 AM
They say..I like you for you.
They mean..You are ugly, but I don't want to tell you that.
They say..I saw the whole thing
Jiraffe
11-28-2005, 03:49 AM
They say "I just want to have some fun"
They mean "I want to see if this Rohypnol shit really works..."
They say "Got you a blind date!"
lady victoria
11-28-2005, 04:11 AM
They say "Got you a blind date!"
They mean : Hey I have set you up with my girlfiends 400lb friend because i cant get rid of the bitch who follows us around like a a bad smell. But hey, don't worry, just take a bat and a can of dog food.
They say: "Please hold the line...your call is the next in the queue"
THEY SAY: "Please hold the line...your call is the next in the queue"
THEY MEAN: we're going to lunch, listen to kenny G while we're gone.
THEY SAY: if you're not on the list, you're not coming in.
BklynCannonball
11-28-2005, 10:10 AM
THEY SAY: if you're not on the list, you're not coming in.
THEY MEAN: I've had a really fucking bad day and I feel like fucking with you right now 'cause I have this puny power over you and I feel like enforcing it.
THEY SAY: One Per Customer.
BadEvilWrong
11-28-2005, 10:58 PM
They say: One per customer
They mean: Fuck rainchecks. Grab one at random and get out.
They say: Let's just be friends.
I'm glad I got this one.
They say: Let's just be friends.
They mean: You're not fucking material but I'll keep you around just to toy with you and boost my ego. Some day I might fuck you because I'm sad at the millionth guy who hurt me, so I'll throw you a bone. Maybe, probably not. Maybe.
They say: Why would you rather hang out with "the guys" than me?!?!?!
THEY SAY: why would you rather hang out with the guys than me?
THEY MEAN: zero pussy mister, i don't care what the answer is..
THEY SAY: do you want the extended warranty?
BadEvilWrong
11-28-2005, 11:14 PM
They say: Do you want the extended warrant?
They mean: You know this piece of shit is going to break, right?
They say: I wish this moment could last forever.
BrIONwoshMunky
11-28-2005, 11:22 PM
They say: I wish this moment could last forever.
They mean: If this moment lasted forever, then I wouldn't have to turn into a huge psyco bitch, and hound you and bite your heels, and chase you around like an escaped mental patient, which I will surely turn you into. Oh yes... You will be mine... Oh yes.
They say: Pictures are worth 1000 words.
Nymphchick
11-28-2005, 11:23 PM
They say: i wish this moment could last foever.
They mean: where the fuck is the back door so i can get the hell out of here.
She says: Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
edit pwnd by monkey!
picture is worth a 1000 words.
They mean: Nice face there sexy, say cheese so i can get a pic of it and put it into worlds worse smiles.
BadEvilWrong
11-28-2005, 11:30 PM
They say: Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
They mean: Do yourself a favor and just say no.
They say: It's my way or the highway.
skully
11-28-2005, 11:32 PM
they mean:she means do you wanna tap that
darn it
they mean: get in my fucking car or i shoot the living daylights out of you
they say:can you spare me some change for food.
THEY SAY: it's my way or the highway.
THEY MEAN: until you're 16, then you'll kick my ass.
THEY SAY: all the actresses were over 18 in this production.
Nymphchick
11-28-2005, 11:35 PM
THEY SAY: it's my way or the highway.
THEY MEAN: until you're 16, then you'll kick my ass.
THEY SAY: all the actresses were over 18 in this production.
They mean: enjoy the porn, they all are of legal age :D
They say: read instructions before operating.
skully
11-28-2005, 11:35 PM
they mean: you arent elligible for a warranty
they say: can i borrow your calculator?
BadEvilWrong
11-28-2005, 11:41 PM
They say: Can I borrow your calculator?
They mean: Could you kindly cover for my ability to perform basic arithmatic?
They say: You learn something new everyday.
BrIONwoshMunky
11-29-2005, 12:20 AM
They say: You learn something new everyday.
THey mean: Given that you've been alive for more than a day, you SHOULD already know this, and the fact that you don't further proves my theory of you being a moron.
They say: The writing is on the wall.
curliestalicia
11-29-2005, 01:24 PM
They say the writing is on the wall.
They mean you're screwed.
They say all good things come to those who wait.
zoloftcasserole
11-29-2005, 02:04 PM
They say all good things come to those who wait.
It means: "I don't have the heart to tell you the situation is hopeless, so this is my half-assed attempt at helping you feel better."
They say, "You're just jealous!"
BklynCannonball
11-29-2005, 02:19 PM
They say, "You're just jealous!"
They mean, I know my life sucks and what you're saying is right but I'm so self-conscious and have absolutely zero self confidence and this is really giving me a good ego boost right now, not to mention giving me a great distraction from actually living my life for myself, 'cause honestly, I'm scared to be alone.
They say: Life is like a bowl of cherries
Tostig
11-29-2005, 02:30 PM
They mean: it's the pits
They say: don't put all your eggs in one basket
curliestalicia
11-29-2005, 06:36 PM
They say: don't put all your eggs in one basket
They mean hide your most important feelings so you can be as messed up as the rest of us.
They say uh sorry wrong number.
zoloftcasserole
11-29-2005, 06:38 PM
They say uh sorry wrong number.
It means, "Right number, wrong person. Oops!"
They say, "Call now for your free psychic reading!"
Farceur
11-29-2005, 08:02 PM
They say: "Call now for your free psychic reading!"
They mean: So i can predict how "great" your future is, so like a horse to water you come back again and again, so i can charge you to do it again and again in the future.
They say: "I'm just kidding."
BrIONwoshMunky
11-29-2005, 09:15 PM
They say: "I'm just kidding."
They mean: "I'm not kidding, but If I kept it in, I'd explode. Not to mention that ruining your life has been my mission ever since you slept with Sally Stinkfinger."
They say: "Kids say the darndest things."
They say: "Kids say the darndest things."
They mean: whatever he says is a fucking lie.. ok? i didn't do it!!
They say: all americans are just ignorant assholes.. all of them..
Farceur
11-29-2005, 09:28 PM
They say: "all americans are just ignorant assholes.. all of them.."
They mean: "I'm an ignorant cunt fuck. please abuse me, I like it."
They say: "I never meant to hurt you."
zoloftcasserole
11-30-2005, 06:37 AM
They say: "I never meant to hurt you."
It means: "Sure I didn't mean to hurt you, but when it comes down to it, I want to get my way. If that means hurting you in the process, I'll do it."
They say, "We need to talk."
They say, "We need to talk."
They mean: "i don't really want to talk to you, but you're a piece of shit so i guess i'll tell you."
They say, "what goes around, come around."
dying light
11-30-2005, 07:31 AM
They say, "what goes around, come around."
They mean: I just got majorly fucked-over and now who did it is going to feel my wrath.
They say: "She has a really good personality."
They say: "She has a really good personality."
They mean : I'm so hung up on looks I have to point out that there's some reason to hang out with her.
They Say: God only knows!
THEY SAY: god only knows..
THEY MEAN: if you discard the research of all the scientists.
THEY SAY: it's just a short questionnaire.
curliestalicia
11-30-2005, 11:24 AM
THEY SAY: it's just a short questionnaire.
They mean get an attention span.
They say if you can count your friends on one hand then you lucky.
They say if you can count your friends on one hand then you lucky.
They mean: you have no friends and you just wank alot
They say: it's the same difference
Boycott
11-30-2005, 12:31 PM
They mean: you have no friends and you just wank alot
They say: it's the same difference
They mean : I'm wrong, but don't want to admit it.
They say : He that pays the piper, calls the tune.
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 03:18 PM
They say: He that pays the piper, calls the tune
They mean: I just bought your last five drinks. You're obligated to go out with me.
They say: Patience is a virtue.
BklynCannonball
11-30-2005, 03:51 PM
They mean: Chill out bitch!
They say: Crack is Whack
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 03:57 PM
They say: Crack is whack
They mean: Buy our weed instead
They say: But it's tradition!
Boycott
11-30-2005, 04:03 PM
They say: But it's tradition!
They mean: We don't want you to have any fun.
They say : Repay evil with kindness.
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 04:15 PM
They say: Repay evil with kindness.
They mean: Let me watch while you continually thank people after taking it up the ass.
They say: I'm at my wit's end.
gehtfuct
11-30-2005, 04:38 PM
They say: I'm at my wit's end.
They mean: You are about two steps away from being admitted into the Emergency Room.
They say: Don't worry, it's just a phase he's going through.
They say: Don't worry, it's just a phase he's going through.
They mean: jesus christ! our son's a fag/emo/una-bomber!!!
THEY SAY: why vote? it doesn't make a difference..
Tostig
11-30-2005, 04:59 PM
THEY SAY: why vote? it doesn't make a difference..
They mean: why vote? the people with the fattest wallets pay the counters to decide who wins anyway.
They say: I kid because I love
dying light
11-30-2005, 05:21 PM
THEY SAY: why vote? it doesn't make a difference..[/QUOTE]
They mean: I'm too lazy to go stand in line, so I'll let motivated morons choose for me.
They say: Give peace a chance.
they say: give peace a chance..
they mean: i've been here since may but i'm still fucking up my posts and can't work out the quote feature..
they say: i kid because i love ..
they mean: i'm high on drugs..
they say: i'm getting a bmw 5 series for my 16th birthday..
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 05:44 PM
They say:I'm getting a BMW 5 series for my 16th birthday
They mean: Yay, I finally have something to compensate for my lacking of a definable personality and small dick.
They say: Freedom isn't free.
curliestalicia
11-30-2005, 06:07 PM
They say: Freedom isn't free.
They mean we will build our country on the backs of the poor.
They say fuck you.
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 06:13 PM
They say: Fuck you.
They mean: You've got a point there, but I'll crash, burn, and die horribly before I'll ever admit to being wrong.
They say: A penny saved is a penny earned
gehtfuct
11-30-2005, 06:30 PM
They say: A penny saved is a penny earned
They mean: If it's penny for your thoughts, but you have to give your two cents worth; where's the other penny go?
They say: In God we trust.
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 06:45 PM
They say: In God we trust.
They mean: I don't want to believe that "we come from monkeys", that I've been wrong about what I believe all of my life, and nothing actually happens to you when you die. That would be too painful. So instead, I'll just believe the Genesis accounts that we were all just made of dirt by some omnipotent man-like force that automagically takes care of all of the problems that we're too lazy to get off of our knees and go fix, we go to a place filled with other self-righteous assholes like me when we die, and all of those fossils and stuff were placed in the ground like they were by Satan so we would be lead astray and he can take our souls. The rest of the stuff that I can't explain will either be ignored, or explained away with my barbaric holy book and my backward ass attempts at real logic. If this doesn't work, I'll condemn you all to hell repeatedly (and probably incoherently, for good measure), spam a few atheist boards, and get back to work on corrupting our public school systems.
They say: Not now, honey. I have a headache.
Tostig
11-30-2005, 06:55 PM
They say: Not now, honey. I have a headache.
They mean: I'm mad at you but i'm not going to tell you why and no, aspirin won't help
They say: Sure dear, you can go out with your friends.
Boycott
11-30-2005, 07:14 PM
They say: Sure dear, you can go out with your friends.
They mean: Don't you fucking dare leave this house.
They say: The walls have ears.
curliestalicia
11-30-2005, 09:26 PM
They say: The walls have ears.
They mean sure go through the motions for privacy; luckily I have handy my prying bar.
They say E=mc2
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 09:51 PM
They say: E=mc^2
They mean: Like parrots and other exotic birds, I mimic sounds that I hear. I have no knowledge of physics whatsoever, but that won't stop me from being a poser.
They say: I was stuck in traffic.
they say: i was stuck in traffic
they mean: that excuse always works.
they say: i liked that band before they were popular
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 09:58 PM
They say: I liked that band before they were popular
They mean: I want to fit in, but I'm one boring fuck, and maybe you'll all listen to me if I make myself out to be an authority of your current conversational topic.
They say: Do you kiss on the first date?
curliestalicia
11-30-2005, 10:04 PM
They say: Do you kiss on the first date?
They mean how far are you willing to go?
They say bad things come in three's.
BadEvilWrong
11-30-2005, 10:18 PM
They say: Bad things come in three's.
They mean: I'm currently plotting your third, you bastard.
They say: Care to sign my yearbook?
curliestalicia
11-30-2005, 10:45 PM
They say: Care to sign my yearbook?
They mean sign my yearbook so that when I look upon it as an adult I may remember how many people signed my crack.
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
dying light
11-30-2005, 11:03 PM
They mean: Go away and never return.
They say: It's not you, it's me.
Slacker
11-30-2005, 11:21 PM
They say: It's not you, it's me.
They mean: Oh it is you but I am giving you the benifit of the doubt.
They say: Welcome home honey!
curliestalicia
12-01-2005, 01:11 AM
They say: Welcome home honey!
They mean brace yourself for a barrage of questions.
They say staring is impolite.
They say staring is impolite.
They mean: I know i'm hot but i'll shout at you for staring at me so i can look more cool
They same: Its worth two in the bush
dying light
12-01-2005, 05:05 AM
They mean: I demand instant gratification!
They say: Karma is a bitch.
They Mean: It's a word i don't understand so i'll call it a bitch
They Say: What the Fuck!
Jiraffe
12-01-2005, 05:16 AM
They Say: What the Fuck!
They mean:Good fucking lord why the hell did you just do that? If I had my gun I'd shoot your ass for that you fuck!
They say:You look tired.
They Mean: You're ugly, but i'll say it in a nice way
They Say: How are you? It's been a long time hasn't it?
Jiraffe
12-01-2005, 05:51 AM
They mean: I'm so going to fuck with your head asshole...
They say: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
curliestalicia
12-01-2005, 01:38 PM
They say: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
They mean let me help you forget your dreams.
They say how are you?
They mean let me help you forget your dreams.
They say how are you?
They mean: I don't really care
They say: Takes one to know one
dying light
12-01-2005, 02:11 PM
They mean: Don't judge me when you're just as fucked up as I am!
They say: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
curliestalicia
12-01-2005, 02:13 PM
They say: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
They mean approach everyday as it were your first visit in hell.
They say because I said so...
BadEvilWrong
12-01-2005, 04:07 PM
They say: Because I said so...
They mean: Critical thinking is beyond my mental capacity, but my feelings say that I'm right, so I'm going to be a douchebag and play the authoritarian here.
They say: Free beer!
they say: free beer!
they mean: restrictions apply, void where prohibited.
they say: i don't care what you think
BadEvilWrong
12-01-2005, 04:17 PM
They say: I don't care what you think
They mean: I care very much about what you think. You almost have me convinced. Now, how the hell do I get you to shut up before I change my mind?
They say: Three is company.
dustinzgirl
12-01-2005, 04:22 PM
They say; Three is company
What they really mean: Three is an orgy. Get naked.
They say: Stay off the grass.
They say: three's company.
They mean: bring your friend incase you bore me.
They say: sperm's full of protein.
BklynCannonball
12-01-2005, 04:29 PM
They mean: Swallow bitch
They say: Life is but a dream
BadEvilWrong
12-01-2005, 04:30 PM
They say: Sperm's full of protein
They mean: Oh shut the hell up and swallow already.
They say: Life is but a dream
They mean: I'm sooooooo high right now.
They say: I listen to all kinds of music.
Jiraffe
12-01-2005, 11:28 PM
They Say: I listen to all kinds of music
They mean: I only listen to rap.
They say:I love you for who you are.
zoloftcasserole
12-02-2005, 12:05 AM
They say:I love you for who you are.
It means: I love you for who you pretend to be just to get me to stop whining.
They say, "Boys will be boys."
Jiraffe
12-02-2005, 12:11 AM
They say boys will be boys
They mean It's true! They are fucking dumb most times! It's the whole XY factor!
They say She's not that bad looking.
zoloftcasserole
12-02-2005, 12:16 AM
They say She's not that bad looking.
It means: She ain't good lookin' either!
They say, "Don't cry over spilt milk."
Jiraffe
12-02-2005, 12:18 AM
They say don't cry over spilt milk
They mean if you cry over spilt milk anymore I'll crush your cookies! You got it you little bastard!
They say Life is but a dream
They say Life is but a dream
They mean: This is the worst nightmare ever, hahahahahaha!
They say: Love mother nature
1ct-on!
12-02-2005, 07:49 AM
They mean : common break the fucking three then it is even nicer !!
They say: You are so hot!
BklynCannonball
12-02-2005, 08:45 AM
They mean: I wanna fuck you
They say: Whatever turns you on
dying light
12-02-2005, 09:15 AM
They say: Whatever turns you on
They mean: You are one twisted freak, but as long as you aren't asking me to shove this gerbil up MY ass, I can tolerate you.
They say: Marijuana is a "gateway" drug.
Woodreaux
12-02-2005, 10:58 AM
They say: Marijuana is a "gateway" drug.
They mean: I am retarded. I am a tool. I like small rodents and children. Kenny G's music is great. I'm a Bush voter.
Next one: Are you a team player?
dustinzgirl
12-02-2005, 11:08 AM
They mean: Are you willing to spend 12 hours a day in this fucking office dicking off and letting other people take credit for your work while the corporate office makes life harder for you?
They say: The early bird gets the worm
they mean: don't question what the early worm gets.
they say: this isn't nam, there are rules..
Woodreaux
12-02-2005, 12:31 PM
they say: this isn't nam, there are rules..
they mean: Generals are running the war, politicians are.
Next:
They don't build'm the way they used to.
curliestalicia
12-02-2005, 07:47 PM
They don't build'm the way they used to.
They mean society has learned new technology.
They say if life gives you lemons make lemonade.
they mean: if life gives you AIDS make lemon AIDS (stolen from sarah silverman, who stole it from jimmy kimmel)..
they say: posted, no trespassing..
zoloftcasserole
12-02-2005, 07:58 PM
they say: posted, no trespassing..
They mean: We catch you on our property, you're fucked. In the ass. With a sharp, pointy object.
They say, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
curliestalicia
12-02-2005, 08:12 PM
They say, "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."
They mean that's just what I tell my children..They grow up and learn otherwise.
They say the best things come in small packages.
they mean: damn, i should've had sex before we got married
they say: land of the free
BrIONwoshMunky
12-02-2005, 09:27 PM
They mean: Land of the free, unless you impeed the freedom of others. Such as smoking in a no smoking section, or say 'God' in school, or wear a turban on an airplane.
They say: "Congratulate our newest moderator: mmmcheese!"
they mean: will they notice it's april 1st?
they say: normal side effects include nausea, vomiting, hair loss..
BrIONwoshMunky
12-02-2005, 10:22 PM
THey Mean: While actually poison, we've spent billions of dollars trying to make your wanker big, and now the FDA is letting us!
They say: "They'rrrrrrrrrrrrrre GREAT!"
dustinzgirl
12-02-2005, 10:26 PM
They say: "They'rrrrrrrrrrrrrre GREAT!"
They mean: If we spend enough money on marketing to your spoiled suburban kids, you will buy anythign. Even if it carterizes your heart.
They say: Smile, your on camera!
they mean: eat this crap..
they say: your call is being monitored for training purposes..
Woodreaux
12-02-2005, 11:35 PM
They say: your call is being monitored for training purposes...
They mean: We're going to record the call so that if you say something retarted, we can laugh our asses off over and over again.
Next:
A Heart Warming Drama
dying light
12-03-2005, 01:16 AM
They say:
Next:
A Heart Warming Drama
They Mean: The only way you're gonna make it through this lame-ass shit is strapped down, with eyes pried open Clockwork Orange style.
They say: I'm not that kind of girl...
Tostig
12-05-2005, 01:00 PM
They say: I'm not that kind of girl...
They mean: I definitely AM that kind of girl, just not with you. Go away now.
They say: How're you doing?
Shzar
12-05-2005, 01:18 PM
They say: How're you doing?
They mean: Ask how I'm doing so I can bitch your ear off like the ravening ban'sidhe that I am.
They say: I don't know what you're talking about.
They say: I don't know what you're talking about.
They mean: Your sister is a pretty good shag and if i tell you, you might rape me.
They say: The truth is out there
OmegaZeto
12-05-2005, 03:47 PM
They mean:
We have no evidence, not even a good hypothesis, but damn it we're going to believe it anyway!
They Say: "I don't mean to intrude, but..."
Tostig
12-05-2005, 04:44 PM
They Say: "I don't mean to intrude, but..."
They Mean: but... i'm going to do it anyway, and now that I have your attention you won't have the guts to stop me.
They Say: It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
curliestalicia
12-06-2005, 03:21 AM
They Say: It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permissionThey mean I can't take no for an answer.
They say I didn't do it.
dying light
12-07-2005, 11:08 PM
They say: I didn't do it.
They mean: You can't prove I did anything.
They say: Time heals all wounds.
BadEvilWrong
12-12-2005, 09:55 PM
They say: Time heals all wounds.
They mean: I have no real advice for you, but I'm going to try and make myself look smart anyway by pandering off meaningless pseudo advice.
They say: Better late than never.
dull_bullet
12-12-2005, 09:59 PM
they mean: Yeah so i showed up a tad bit late because i was busy banging your wife, what of it?
they say: dude it was so cheap!
BadEvilWrong
12-15-2005, 08:03 PM
They say: Dude it was so cheap!
They mean: Dude, the adult store only charges a penny!
They say: Hi! I'm new here.
dying light
12-22-2005, 09:21 AM
They say: Hi! I'm new here.[/QUOTE]
They mean: Hi, I'm totally insecure and love to be emotionally stripped, raped, and strangled by you clever WTFer's!:flamed:
They say: You can't have any pudding unless you finish your meat!
Quitii
12-22-2005, 09:30 AM
They say: You can't have any pudding unless you finish your meat!
They mean: I payed for this goddamn food. You better not waste any of it!
They say: not now, maybe later.
dying light
12-23-2005, 01:47 AM
They mean: I payed for this goddamn food. You better not waste any of it!
They say: not now, maybe later.
They mean: When I'm god-damned good and ready beeitch!
They say: Wish you were here...
Jiraffe
12-23-2005, 04:25 AM
They say: Wish you were here...
They mean: I'm just saying that so you won't suspect I'm fucking anyone else.
They Say: We missed you.
dying light
12-23-2005, 04:36 AM
They Say: We missed you.
They mean: You left somewhere? Oh, I hadn't really noticed, untill now...
They say: We'll see armageddon soon.
Jiraffe
12-23-2005, 04:46 AM
They mean: Been listening to Tool again. Can't ghet Aenema out of my head.
They say: The end is nigh.
dying light
12-23-2005, 05:15 AM
They say: The end is nigh.
They mean: Silent, sleep, approaches quickly now...to take all of our sufferin' away.
They say: He's watching over us from heaven now....
OmegaZeto
12-23-2005, 07:16 AM
They Say: He's watching over us from Heaven now...
They Mean: I'm emotionally unstable due to loss. I will console myself and others with the empty belief that the dead are somehow still alive.
They Say: your mom!
dying light
12-23-2005, 07:59 AM
They Say: He's watching over us from Heaven now...
They Mean: I'm emotionally unstable due to loss. I will console myself and others with the empty belief that the dead are somehow still alive.
*OmegaZeto hitting nail directly on its head....Then holds for applause.*
They Say: your mom!
They mean:You treat her like a piece of shit, steal her $, cigs, etc. out of her purse and walk through life looking at her like she owes you. But let someone else say or even imply something bad about your mom, and you better believe there'll be consequences and/or an ass whoopin'.
They say: Keep your nose in your own backyard.
OmegaZeto
12-23-2005, 08:53 AM
Bravo, dying.
They Say: Keep your nose in your own backyard.
They Mean: Even though I'm doing things which concern others and may or may nor be harmful, I'm going to pretend it's none of your business and make a smartass remark about it.
They Say: Have you heard the good news?
Quitii
12-23-2005, 08:55 AM
They Say: Have you heard the good news?
They mean: Time for me to brag!
they say: Nothing, don't worry about it.
OmegaZeto
12-23-2005, 09:10 AM
They Say: Nothing, don't worry about it.
They Mean: It might have been harmless until I said it's nothing, but now that you know it IS something I'm going to refuse to tell you.
They Say: No way am I going to that party!
Quitii
12-23-2005, 08:31 PM
They Say: No way am I going to that party!
they mean: I don't wanna get my ass kicked by that one dude there.
They say:I can't loan you money this check. I have bills to pay.
Jiraffe
12-24-2005, 12:59 AM
They say:I can't loan you money this check. I have bills to pay.
They mean: Piss off and ghet a job. All you do is beg for money you lazy fuck.
They say: No.
dying light
12-24-2005, 01:13 AM
They say: No.
They mean: Try asking again, in a way that allows me to believe that granting your request will significantly benefit ME.
They say: This comes along only once in a lifetime.
Quitii
12-24-2005, 06:48 AM
They say: This comes along only once in a lifetime.
They mean: Gimme money. I'm broke.
They say: I have to go to work.
dying light
12-24-2005, 05:49 PM
They say: I have to go to work.
They mean:The rent doesn't pay itself... and I'm all out of excuses.
They say: Honesty is the best policy.
zoloftcasserole
12-25-2005, 03:25 PM
They say: Honesty is the best policy.
It means: Honesty is the best policy--FOR YOU. I'll lie all I want.
They say: It's just a flesh wound.
leehype
12-25-2005, 04:06 PM
They say: It's just a flesh wound.
What it realy means; Don't tell anyone.
They say; It ain't the size that matters.
Quitii
12-25-2005, 05:52 PM
They say; It ain't the size that matters.
They mean: it's the smallest i've ever seen.
they say: trust me
zoloftcasserole
12-26-2005, 03:29 PM
they say: trust me
They mean: If you trust me on this one, you will live to regret it.
They say: Money back guarantee!
BrIONwoshMunky
12-26-2005, 03:33 PM
They Mean: If you press the issue, we'll pro-rate your product to current market value, which means you may get a bill for the shipping costs that outweighed the cost of the product to begin with.
They say: Zoloftcasserole is special.
zoloftcasserole
12-26-2005, 03:41 PM
They say: Zoloftcasserole is special.
They mean: Zoloft's a tard. We just tell her she's special cause we don't want to hear her piss and moan.
They say: It's only cheating if you get caught.
BadEvilWrong
12-26-2005, 06:57 PM
They say: It's only cheating if you get caught
They mean: So you go ahead and cheat so your girl can catch you. Then I'll get a chance to tap that fine ass.
They say: I work odd jobs.
Kaiskitten
12-26-2005, 07:04 PM
They say: I work odd jobs.
They mean: I have no job
They say: Don't worry.
BadEvilWrong
12-26-2005, 07:06 PM
They say: Don't worry.
They mean: We're fucked.
They say: I'd hit it.
olleman
12-26-2005, 10:04 PM
They say: Don't worry.
They mean: We're fucked.
They say: I'd hit it.
They say: I'd hit it.
They mean: I'd fuck it in every aperture.
They say: No pain, no gain.
Kaiskitten
12-26-2005, 10:08 PM
They say: No pain, no gain.
They mean: it's gonna hurt!!
They say:It's not that bad
BadEvilWrong
12-26-2005, 10:11 PM
They say: No pain, no gain.
They mean: You're really going to hurt yourself this badly just to look as good as I do? Ha ha. Fucking loser.
They say: Go an' make me a sammich.
UberSkippy
12-26-2005, 10:54 PM
They say: Go an' make me a sammich.
The mean: And get me a beer while you're at it.
They say: Whoa, that sucks.
BadEvilWrong
12-26-2005, 11:02 PM
They say: Whoa, that sucks.
They mean: So sorry I missed out on the action.
They say: Let me sleep for just five more minutes.
Kaiskitten
12-26-2005, 11:14 PM
They say: Let me sleep for just five more minutes
they mean: get the hell away before i fully wake up and kick your ass.
they say:the glass is half full
BadEvilWrong
12-26-2005, 11:29 PM
They say: The glass is half full.
They mean: This is unacceptable. Git me a refill NOW.
They say: Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Kaiskitten
12-27-2005, 06:20 PM
They say: Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
They mean: that and money
They say: you'll get your chance.
zoloftcasserole
12-27-2005, 08:50 PM
They say: you'll get your chance.
It means: Quit being an impatient little bitch!
They say: Restrictions may apply.
restrictions apply.
means 'even with your glasses on you have no idea what the small words say, and they say "you have no recourse, ever, for any reason".. now fuck off'
they say.. apologise to my mother.
UberSkippy
12-27-2005, 09:11 PM
they say.. apologise to my mother.
They mean: You didn't do anything wrong but say you're sorry RIGHT FUCKING NOW or I'll cut your balls off and make you sleep in the garage.
They say: Oh Jesus that was really great!
ElmCitySweetie
12-27-2005, 10:05 PM
They say: Oh Jesus that was really great!
They mean: I faked it.
They say: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
MaxPower
12-27-2005, 10:23 PM
They mean: Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
They mean, get out there and get a job. Stop eatting twinkies and smoking pot in my garage.
They say: All's well that ends well.
UberSkippy
12-27-2005, 11:55 PM
They say: All's well that ends well.
They mean: Cool party. I broke your shit and nailed your sister on the couch.
They say: You're my best friend.
They say: You're my best friend.
They mean: Maybe we can get drunk and stoned and fellate each other.
They say: It's not you, it's me.
zoloftcasserole
12-29-2005, 03:38 PM
They say: It's not you, it's me.
They mean: It's you.
They say: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
BadEvilWrong
12-30-2005, 08:51 PM
They say: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
They mean: It was a one night stand...get over it.
They say: Blood is thicker than water.
they mean.. i like to fantasise about being mob.
they say.. void where prohibited.
player9m
01-03-2006, 08:47 AM
they mean:you idiot you just bought that and it prohibited everywhere
they say: the early bird get the worm
BklynCannonball
01-03-2006, 08:49 AM
They mean: Birds are filthy animals that carry diseases.
They say: A picture's worth a thousand words
(If this one's been done already, pm me and I'll change it)
BadEvilWrong
01-05-2006, 12:42 AM
They say: A picture's worth a thousand words.
They mean: I have a choice few of you that'll also be worth a thousand bucks.
They say: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Jane Deere
01-05-2006, 01:03 AM
They say: Where there's a will, there's a way.
They mean: There's no fucking way it's going to happen, but I can hope.
They say: Have a great day!
BadEvilWrong
01-05-2006, 01:19 AM
They say: Have a great day!
They mean: Fuck off and don't come back!
They say: Well, speak of the devil.
MetalHead
01-05-2006, 08:05 PM
They say: Well, speak of the devil.
They mean: Hush dude, here he comes.
or
They mean: God, can't you ever leave me the fuck alone?
They say: The grass is always greener on the other side.
BadEvilWrong
01-05-2006, 09:36 PM
They say: The grass is always greener on the other side
They mean: Let's switch sides. NOW.
They say: What's in this recipe?
Quitii
02-09-2006, 04:10 AM
They say: What's in this recipe?
they mean: what breed of dog-shit did you throw in here?
they say: you look great!
and if you wanna bitch at me, read this: Noobs and necroposting (http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=522829&postcount=15)
HappyNinja
02-09-2006, 05:54 AM
they say: you look great!
They Mean: The padded bra goes over your boobies, not around your ass.
They say: "That was great, but can I be on top next time?"
I didn't cum because your dick is too small.
Let's do lunch.
HappyNinja
02-09-2006, 06:05 AM
Let's do lunch.
They mean: Let's go to a place where we can find somebody who isn't as boring as you...
Your wife/gf says: Some woman called for you today...
Here's three months of unfounded bitterness.
Do I annoy you?
HappyNinja
02-09-2006, 06:18 AM
Do I annoy you?
They Mean: Look at me like that again and I'm kicking you in the nuts.
They say: Sure! Your mother can stay here for a couple days..
Fire up the web-cam!
Whose panties are these?
Tostig
02-09-2006, 10:13 AM
you'd better fit into these or you're up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.
they say: what are you thinking about right now?
UberSkippy
02-09-2006, 10:43 AM
they say: what are you thinking about right now?
they mean: if you're not thinking about me right now we need to have a talk.
They say: You know, we should really do that again sometime.
Easty
02-09-2006, 10:55 AM
They say: You know, we should really do that again sometime.
They mean: Don't ever come near me again or I'll rip your fucking throat out.
They say: I had a lot of fun tonight.
Elite Hunting
02-09-2006, 02:38 PM
They mean: Don't ever come near me again or I'll rip your fucking throat out.
They say: I had a lot of fun tonight.
They mean: but please don't call me again.
They say: All is fair in love and war.
Tostig
02-09-2006, 02:41 PM
They say: All is fair in love and war.
They mean: Don't be bitter cause your ho of a girlfriend got it on with me.
Thay say: Sure, here's my number
They say: All is fair in love and war.
They mean: Prepare to die motherfucker! Oh shit, you have a weapon, please lets sort this out like pussies.
They say: It will be better in the long run.
They say: All is fair in love and war.
I destroyed a country because I hate it's people/I sodomized your girlfriend.
They say: You only care about yourself.
Edit: Thanks alot Base.:tongue:
Tostig
02-09-2006, 02:45 PM
actually, i got in there before either of ya :lol: now get back on track
Thay say: Sure, here's my number
They mean: Ha! it's a fake one dumbass, FUCK OFF!!!
They say: You only care about yourself.
They mean: Yeah, you only care about yourself.
They say: Good to see you again.
Sorted :thumbsup:
They say: Good to see you again.:
I had hoped you were dead.
Thet say: Here's my two cents.
BklynCannonball
02-09-2006, 03:07 PM
They mean: I am about to enlighten you with the wisdom of the ages.
They say: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
They say: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Stand still laddie!
They say: Just this one time.
They mean: Prepare for a broken leg.
They say: Want some more of the same? :slap:
BadEvilWrong
02-12-2006, 11:30 PM
They say: Want some more of the same?
They mean: Do it again, I want a reason to release more misguided, bottled up aggression.
They say: Care to have another go?