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Usul0
04-22-2004, 09:31 PM
Ok I just fucking hate those white faced bastards. Who ever seen IT at a young age knows what I'm talking about. If I could I would lead a holy crusade aganst those smilly fuckers. As I see it the only good clown is a clown bleeding out of the fucking head. If I ever see one of "them" driving I'll fucking tailgate them till no end and kill "it's" family in front of the silly fuck. Just a thought.
love,
Usul0
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 09:48 PM
OOO......Um.....kinda sounds like someone had a really bad sexuale experience when he was a child. But no seriously I agree nthing would give me more pleasere than to watch his fce turn from happy and white to sky blue and horrified as I drain his blood from a hole i made in the back of his neck. So in conclusion I will join the Crusade, I will follow you into hell where these fuckers are spawned and kill them all with great satisfaction :sword:
Usul0
04-22-2004, 09:56 PM
ok I got my dirty little hands on a gallon of ammonia nitrate, 10 gallons of desil, 50 pounds of cow shit and a old pickup. Now I just need to find a clown collage. :bomb: :tongue: :bomb:
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:02 PM
Now I just need to find a clown collage. :bomb: :tongue: :bomb:
Scroll up.
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:06 PM
Scroll up.
LMAO that was good congradulate your mom on that one for me she is good.
:gun: :confused:
Usul0
04-22-2004, 10:06 PM
Scroll up.
lol, how about you play go hind and fuck yourself.
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:11 PM
Hey GottaHurt i hope someday a clown fuckes you in your sour worm infested ass, Im sure that would make your Dad finally proud of you :thumbsup:
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:15 PM
I gotta shit something wicked, Ill be back in a min to whip that monky ass of yours, you clown sympathizer
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:19 PM
you clown sympathizer
I gotta be, with Bozo's like you hangin' around.
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:27 PM
I gotta be, with Bozo's like you hangin' around.
MuwahahaMuwahaha fuck me that one was good holy shit, Im gonna save that one in my stupid lameass comebacks folder on my desktop
Usul0
04-22-2004, 10:28 PM
I gotta be, with Bozo's like you hangin' around.
Awwwwwwwwww, you realy like us in some nonsexual way. :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:31 PM
MuwahahaMuwahaha fuck me that one was good holy shit, Im gonna save that one in my stupid lameass comebacks folder on my desktop
My comebacks are spontaneous, but you go ahead and save 'em and use 'em
there Bozo.
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:33 PM
Awwwwwwwwww, you realy like us in some nonsexual way. :mfinger:
Wow, I killed two turds with one stone. Booya!!!
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:37 PM
Wow, I killed two turds with one stone. Booya!!!
Hahahah in what sick fucking twisted demension did you think you won this battle. Did your parents drop you on your head as a sport when you were a fly larva. Goddamn your stuipid, go get your Dada maybe he can pose ass a challenge. :mfinger:
Usul0
04-22-2004, 10:38 PM
Wow, I killed two turds with one stone. Booya!!!
Holy shit I'll have to save that one too. I never heard that one. No really that is the first time I evers heard that one. You should write for a living. Your just so original. I mean my god. your just beyond any of your level. How do you think of this shit. Good one man.
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:41 PM
Hahahah in what sick fucking twisted demension did you think you won this battle. Did your parents drop you on your head as a sport when you were a fly larva. Goddamn your stuipid, go get your Dada maybe he can pose ass a challenge. :mfinger:
So let me get this straight, you want me to reach down and check to see if you have a pulse, before I kick your ass again?
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:47 PM
So let me get this straight, you want me to reach down and check to see if you have a pulse, before I kick your ass again?
What the fuck are you talking about. At first I thought you were faking beign a complete idiot but now I see that you are seriouse. Heres some advice when i shove your lame ass to the ground and stomp you into the topsoil just fucking lay there and die.
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:50 PM
What the fuck are you talking about. At first I thought you were faking being a complete idiot but now I see that you are seriouse. Heres some advice when i shove your lame ass to the ground and stomp you into the topsoil just fucking lay there and die.
As opposed to you not having to fake it.
Oh yea, here's a box of Puffs, with lotion, 'cause the sniffling is about to commence.
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:52 PM
Now that I think of it your actually a medical marvel . You see I always thought that when the brain was dead, that body was unable to function. But you proved the scientific community wrong some how your body is still tyoing even though the brain has rotted into a black jello substance BRAVO BRAVO GottaHurt
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:54 PM
Now that I think of it your actually a medical marvel . You see I always thought that when the brain was dead, that body was unable to function. But you proved the scientific community wrong some how your body is still tyoing even though the brain has rotted into a black jello substance BRAVO BRAVO GottaHurt
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Nefarious
04-22-2004, 10:56 PM
As opposed to you not having to fake it.
Oh yea, here's a box of Puffs, with lotion, 'cause the sniffling is about to commence.
I have single handedly proved that GottaHurt is a little girl with small penis. I have turned you into my bitch, I have branded your ass with a fancy looking N. Now get the hell out of this thread you fucking peon. :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 10:59 PM
I have single handedly proved that GottaHurt is a little girl with small penis. I have turned you into my bitch, I have branded your ass with a fancy looking N. Now get the hell out of this thread you fucking peon. :mfinger:
So if I'm understanding this correctly, your bitch is a little girl with a small penis.Truly a proud moment for your family.
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 11:05 PM
So if I'm understanding this correctly, your bitch is a little girl with a small penis.Truly a proud moment for your family.
Your almost correct, you left out one part, the part where your the little girl with the penis, Im sorry ill post these messages one sentence at a time becasue it looks like you cant keep up with the "Big Bulls"
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 11:08 PM
So if I'm understanding this correctly, your bitch is a little girl with a small penis.Truly a proud moment for your family.
Wait a quick question for you GottaHurt.... Do you have this feeling like your trying to swim up stream?
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 11:11 PM
Ok Ill be back in a bit, tearing you apart mentally is making me thirsty. Ill be back soon too even further make you look like a fucking winey little child so
Ta Ta fuckhead :gun: :confused:
:mfinger: GottaHurt :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 11:12 PM
Your almost correct, you left out one part, the part where your the little girl with the penis, Im sorry ill post these messages one sentence at a time becasue it looks like you cant keep up with the "Big Bulls"
You need to reread the entire thread, because you're the one being bitchslapped around here. The thread by the way is titled "Fuck Birthday Clowns", you're the clown and I've been fucking you all night, for free.
Now, if you want to suck my cock when I'm done with your ass, that's gonna cost ya "big bull"
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 11:15 PM
Ok Ill be back in a bit, tearing you apart mentally is making me thirsty. Ill be back soon too even further make you look like a fucking winey little child so
Ta Ta fuckhead :gun: :confused:
Don't even try it....lmfao....you're running to check your "lameasscomeback folder" like you have been all night!!!
Nefarious
04-22-2004, 11:18 PM
You need to reread the entire thread, because you're the one being bitchslapped around here. The thread by the way is titled "Fuck Birthday Clowns", you're the clown and I've been fucking you all night, for free.
Now, if you want to suck my cock when I'm done with your ass, that's gonna cost ya "big bull"
Hahaha now your just being childish! You seem to love the thought of me(another an smarter man)satisfying you sexually. Unless Im wrong that kind of makes you dare i say a "Fucking Fag" I think you should do this world a favor and paint the wall behind you with the color of your brains.
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 11:19 PM
Yo, dickbreath, you get that beverage yet? If not, I've got a "Big Gulp" for ya.
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 11:22 PM
Hahaha now your just being childish! You seem to love the thought of me(another an smarter man)satisfying you sexually. Unless Im wrong that kind of makes you dare i say a "Fucking Fag" I think you should do this world a favor and paint the wall behind you with the color of your brains.
Such anger, but then again, you're not used to being beat down by a real man.
Did your mommy walk in on you again while you were touching yourself?
Oh, I see, it was your daddy touching you when mommy walked in.
GottaHurt
04-22-2004, 11:36 PM
Damn boy, your comebacks are taking longer and longer and longer.
That Google search is really fucking you bad tonight. That's GottaHurt. :cool:
Nefarious
04-23-2004, 12:07 AM
Damn boy, your comebacks are taking longer and longer and longer.
That Google search is really fucking you bad tonight. That's GottaHurt. :cool:
OK I got some liquer in me and Im ready to continue beating you around like a ragdoll, Jeez you sure post alot when I was gone, Pretty easy to beat me when im not here to defend, good job your dad must have taught you that. :mfinger:
Nefarious
04-23-2004, 12:21 AM
I think I may have figured out why you are such a stupid asshole.I have come to the conclusion that your childhood was shall we say fucked up. I picture this when I think of you. You laying on the dining-room table with a pillow case on your head, while your Father is hate fucking you in your ass. In the corner of the room your mom is sitting on a stool angerly masterbating with a knife while your sister is video taping and crying.
Over the course of the years your mother beats you repitly because of jealosy. She was jealous that your dad enjoyed your milky ass over her dried up old pussy. There we go I think that is an accurate description of your home life as a child. And I bet you perform the same shit as your father did, except no women alive would find you attractive so you carry out your sexual desires on a animal that would better suit your extrodinary small penis......a goldfish.
:mfinger:GottaHurt :mfinger: Love Your Superior
Nefarious
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 01:00 AM
OK I got some liquer in me and Im ready to continue beating you around like a ragdoll, Jeez you sure post alot when I was gone, Pretty easy to beat me when im not here to defend, good job your dad must have taught you that. :mfinger:
So I drove you to drinking huh? Doesn't surprise me, you're a rookie.
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 01:05 AM
I think I may have figured out why you are such a stupid asshole.I have come to the conclusion that your childhood was shall we say fucked up. I picture this when I think of you. You laying on the dining-room table with a pillow case on your head, while your Father is hate fucking you in your ass. In the corner of the room your mom is sitting on a stool angerly masterbating with a knife while your sister is video taping and crying.
Over the course of the years your mother beats you repitly because of jealosy. She was jealous that your dad enjoyed your milky ass over her dried up old pussy. There we go I think that is an accurate description of your home life as a child. And I bet you perform the same shit as your father did, except no women alive would find you attractive so you carry out your sexual desires on a animal that would better suit your extrodinary small penis......a goldfish.
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You're response is very detailed and informative, which leads me to the conclusion that you just posted your life story.
otepsoul
04-23-2004, 08:34 AM
hmm i dont need to read the replys to this thread to tell u clowns rule ever seen the movie IT, or killer clowns from outer space best shit ever with clowns so leave clowns alone. :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 10:33 AM
hmm i dont need to read the replys to this thread to tell u clowns rule ever seen the movie IT, or killer clowns from outer space best shit ever with clowns so leave clowns alone. :mfinger:
Yea, it's obvious you don't read anything.
Ctoit
04-23-2004, 12:33 PM
[QUOTE=Nefarious]Did your parents drop you on your head as a sport
Didn't I say that to you in another forum......you really do have a comeback folder don't you.......... :mfinger:
Ctoit
04-23-2004, 12:35 PM
Hahaha now your just being childish! You seem to love the thought of me(another an smarter man)satisfying you sexually. Unless Im wrong that kind of makes you dare i say a "Fucking Fag" I think you should do this world a favor and paint the wall behind you with the color of your brains.
ROFLMAO---------damn that was good
Such anger, but then again, you're not used to being beat down by a real man.
Did your mommy walk in on you again while you were touching yourself?
Oh, I see, it was your daddy touching you when mommy walked in.
That's GottaHurt...
Nefarious
04-23-2004, 09:09 PM
[QUOTE=Nefarious]Did your parents drop you on your head as a sport
Didn't I say that to you in another forum......you really do have a comeback folder don't you.......... :mfinger:
Yes I did quote you and Im sorry, It is a funny thing and I just had to use it on this moron, Ill ask for your permission next time, And feel free to use my shit. ;)
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 09:10 PM
Yes I did quote you and Im sorry, It is a funny thing and I just had to use it on this moron, Ill ask for your permission next time, And feel free to use my shit. ;)
Well lookie here, it's the 5th year student from Clown College.
What, you just can't trade your brown nose for a red one?
Nefarious
04-23-2004, 09:15 PM
Well look who the fuck it is, I thought for sure you would have shot yourself in that uglyass face of yours lastnight
:gun:
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 09:22 PM
Well look who the fuck it is, I thought for sure you would have shot yourself in that uglyass face of yours lastnight
:gun:
The only shot I got off last night was in your girlfriends mouth.
I bet she gave you a big, wet, sloppy kiss when she got in this morning.
Nothing like having Essence of Eau de la Me in your mouth.
Nefarious
04-23-2004, 09:29 PM
Hahaha you know what I think I made a friend :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 09:38 PM
Hahaha you know what I think I made a friend :mfinger:
A friend? Not. But I can see by your custom text that you've joined the GottaHurt Fan Club. I'll be sending you the monthly news letter soon. You should recieve your pledge pin and I.D.via US Mail in 68 weeks.Until then, take it in the face.
uhh,ok gottahurt 's got it covered.He's a mean bastard with quick comebacks. :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 09:56 PM
uhh,ok gottahurt 's got it covered.He's a mean bastard with quick comebacks. :mfinger:
I'm touched to be recognized by my peers, thanks Shep, that means a lot to me. :mfinger:
np bro i got your back :thumbsup:
just let me know when i can bring out the weed wacker.So i can smack some folk's in the mouth
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 10:07 PM
just let me know when i can bring out the weed wacker.So i can smack some folk's in the mouth
Jump in anytime you want, nothing like a good free for all!!!
Nefarious
04-23-2004, 10:09 PM
GottaHurt I say this with the upmost sincerity... you are not a funny person I have met priests that who are a hell of alot funnier than you. I am starting to think there is a 12 year old boy standing behind you telling you what to fucking type. Because its sensless incoherent fucking bullshit and the funny thing is that you think you are actually clever. Im tired of wasting my time with a useless little Fagot like you, so have fun posting your bullshit...and go choke on a fat dick! :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 10:13 PM
upmost
Upmost? What, is that a new fucking word? You ain't got no good english.
And I'm truly saddened that you've decided to bail, your girlfriend said the same thing about you. Always an early withdrawal, with no deposit.
Broken
04-23-2004, 10:16 PM
GottaHurt I say this with the upmost sincerity... you are not a funny person I have met priests that who are a hell of alot funnier than you. I am starting to think there is a 12 year old boy standing behind you telling you what to fucking type. Because its sensless incoherent fucking bullshit and the funny thing is that you think you are actually clever. Im tired of wasting my time with a useless little Fagot like you, so have fun posting your bullshit...and go choke on a fat dick! :mfinger:
14 yr old alter boys these days! Time to go sit on Fr. Mcfeelys lap!
Broken
04-23-2004, 10:17 PM
MuwahahaMuwahaha fuck me that one was good holy shit, Im gonna save that one in my stupid lameass comebacks folder on my desktop
Sorry that's a Point!! rofl..
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 10:20 PM
14 yr old alter boys these days! Time to go sit on Fr. Mcfeelys lap!
Oh this one is a piece of work!!! Prince_Nefarious, was my old handle in Dungeon Siege.And look at the little pussy ass avatar next to the text.
Nefarious means unspeakably wicked, and he puts a candy ass avatar up like that.Gimme a fuckin' break, this pussy is almost worth a plane ride, just to put the respectability back into my old handle.
Nefarious
04-23-2004, 10:21 PM
Upmost? What, is that a new fucking word? You ain't got no good english.
And I'm truly saddened that you've decided to bail, your girlfriend said the same thing about you. Always an early withdrawal, with no deposit.
You sound like your speaking from experience, the only reason Im done with you is because I decided its just stupid to waste Ammo on a corpse. your body is cold, you have nothing left, all you can do is post lame ass shit. Yada Yada Yada you have a small penis and your an angry peson with no inteligence, Take out your lame ass rage on your genetically fucked parents, that or just cut into yourself. :sword:
Broken
04-23-2004, 10:22 PM
Oh this one is a piece of work!!! Prince_Nefarious, was my old handle in Dungeon Siege.And look at the little pussy ass avatar next to the text.
Nefarious means unspeakably wicked, and he puts a candy ass avatar up like that.Gimme a fuckin' break, this pussy is almost worth a plane ride, just to put the respectability back into my old handle.
The real dish is, look at the impact you have had on him..Everytime he posts he gives you props!
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 10:25 PM
You sound like your speaking from experience, the only reason Im done with you is because I decided its just stupid to waste Ammo on a corpse. your body is cold, you have nothing left, all you can do is post lame ass shit. Yada Yada Yada you have a small penis and your an angry peson with no inteligence, Take out your lame ass rage on your genetically fucked parents, that or just cut into yourself. :sword:
Then why are you still posting? This is like the third time you've said this.
You just can't take it in the ass enough, maybe you should go get some more liquor in you. Oh that's right, your dad's name is liquor.
Broken
04-23-2004, 10:27 PM
<Homer simpson voice> I wish God were alive to see this... Ahhhhhghh
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 10:32 PM
The real dish is, look at the impact you have had on him..Everytime he posts he gives you props!
I'm hearin' ya bro.If you look at his whole profile, he's stolen everybody elses sayings/handles/titles.He's got nothing, nothing of his own.He even has a "lameasscomeback folder" on his desktop.So nothing he says is his own.
He's a clone, no a clown, no, he ain't nuthin'.
Usul0
04-23-2004, 10:58 PM
I'm hearin' ya bro.If you look at his whole profile, he's stolen everybody elses sayings/handles/titles.He's got nothing, nothing of his own.He even has a "lameasscomeback folder" on his desktop.So nothing he says is his own.
He's a clone, no a clown, no, he ain't nuthin'.
Not to get things started but what the fuck are you talking about. "Original Ideas". As I look back all your shit has bin used up over and over and over. "Originality" who the fuck is original any more these days...everyone tries to be but with over 6,400,000,000 people in this fucked up peaces of dirt, its kind of hard. And please look back at all your post and see how childish your post really are. I meant this thread to be just a dumb/fun thing, but no.
Lovingly yours,
Usul0
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 10:59 PM
Not to get things started but what the fuck are you talking about. "Original Ideas". As I look back all your shit has bin used up over and over and over. "Originality" who the fuck is original any more these days...everyone tries to be but with over 6,400,000,000 people in this fucked up peaces of dirt, its kind of hard. And please look back at all your post and see how childish your post really are. I meant this thread to be just a dumb/fun thing, but no.
Lovingly yours,
Usul0
Yea, you're custom text says it all about you.So STFU.
Broken
04-23-2004, 11:00 PM
Not to get things started but what the fuck are you talking about. "Original Ideas". As I look back all your shit has bin used up over and over and over. "Originality" who the fuck is original any more these days...everyone tries to be but with over 6,400,000,000 people in this fucked up peaces of dirt, its kind of hard. And please look back at all your post and see how childish your post really are. I meant this thread to be just a dumb/fun thing, but no.
Lovingly yours,
Usul0
Deep Thoughts ~~~ By U.R Dull
You sound like your speaking from experience, the only reason Im done with you is because I decided its just stupid to waste Ammo on a corpse. your body is cold, you have nothing left, all you can do is post lame ass shit. Yada Yada Yada you have a small penis and your an angry peson with no inteligence, Take out your lame ass rage on your genetically fucked parents, that or just cut into yourself. :sword:
hey shitdick,you got 28 post's and you wrappin off like a senior.First,learn your place-oh hold on i'll spit...Your lower than that! :mfinger:
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 11:06 PM
hey shitdick,you got 28 post's and you wrappin off like a senior.First,learn your place-oh hold on i'll spit...Your lower than that! :mfinger:
There you go man, elbow your way right on up to the front row :thumbsup:
im gonna elbow mutha's all the way up
Usul0
04-23-2004, 11:20 PM
There you go man, elbow your way right on up to the front row :thumbsup:
"28 post" Holy fuck that number really ranks you. You dumb fuck how is that number of post on this forum relevant. Did you know there is other web sites on the World wide net...did you know there are even other forums? Wow maybe not because every time I log on to read this forum you are always on. So the only conclusion I can come to is that your a 38 year old balding man that has no real job and lives with his parents. Wow you really lead a productive life, good for you. Man if people like you did not exist where would the world be? God I do not even want to think of it.
love your freind,
Usul0
screw_you_jack
04-23-2004, 11:23 PM
love your freind,
Usul0
hmm... your everyone's friend now arin't ya....
GottaHurt
04-23-2004, 11:25 PM
"28 post" Holy fuck that number really ranks you. You dumb fuck how is that number of post on this forum relevant. Did you know there is other web sites on the World wide net...did you know there are even other forums? Wow maybe not because every time I log on to read this forum you are always on. So the only conclusion I can come to is that your a 38 year old balding man that has no real job and lives with his parents. Wow you really lead a productive life, good for you. Man if people like you did not exist where would the world be? God I do not even want to think of it.
love your freind,
Usul0
You're not exactly the sharpest stick in the woodpile are you now. I said nothing about post counts, but if you want to direct your flak at me, please do. Beating down fools like you, the God Emperor of Fools, is easy picken's, EASY picken's.
Broken
04-23-2004, 11:31 PM
Dear Diary,
"28 post" Holy fuck that number really ranks you. You dumb fuck how is that number of post on this forum relevant. Did you know there is other web sites on the World wide net...did you know there are even other forums? Wow maybe not because every time I log on to read this forum you are always on. So the only conclusion I can come to is that your a 38 year old balding man that has no real job and lives with his parents. Wow you really lead a productive life, good for you. Man if people like you did not exist where would the world be? God I do not even want to think of it.
love your freind,
Usul0
You left out your introduction.
Ctoit
04-24-2004, 01:05 AM
So anyway......I think we got that Clowns Suck.........ya?
GottaHurt
04-24-2004, 01:26 AM
So anyway......I think we got that Clowns Suck.........ya?
I don't know, maybe we should add a poll to this thread.....lmao
Ctoit
04-24-2004, 01:29 AM
OH Yea.......I'll work on that :cool: