here we go again.. design a sig for your fellow WTFer..

[void]

this (http://forums.wtf.com/showpost.php?p=477865&postcount=118) comment from meh got me thinking.. some people's sigs drive me nuts (nearly).. i'd like to have an option on this site where i could choose to see sigs or not.. but as that isn't going to happen i'll settle for kicking up some dust and saying that most of the sigs suck, yeah.. mine included..

deal.

[Boycott]

Does my sig suck? Mention names Void, or you'll never get the right shit changed :)

[Tostig]

I need a new sig, this is the one i set when i first signed on.

unfortunately, as anyone who's talked to me has realized, i'm not that clever. calgon take me away!

[void]

Does my sig suck? Mention names Void, or you'll never get the right shit changed :)

tostig's for a start.. he's great poster, made lot's of friends here but his sig is indicative of brain disease..

yours boycott is funny but i don't like click here ones, i think it was teh anarchist that turned me off those..

[TheLampIncident]

Signatures are stupid. I've never had one on this board.

[Tostig]

Signatures are stupid. I've never had one on this board.
You're stupid, i've never had you on this board! :-P

[Boycott]

yours boycott is funny but i don't like click here ones, i think it was teh anarchist that turned me off those..

The click here part is for my Last.fm :)

[void]

Signatures are stupid. I've never had one on this board.

and for that i salute you..






you no sig loser..

[UberSkippy]

I like my signature. Mostly because it agravates DG. Or half of it does. I don't remember what the other half is.

Certain sigs are confusing though... those that are usually longer than the users posts suck. And I'm not a fan of the "interactive" sig where I have to click a link or mouse over a spoiler box. Actually, I've never clicked a sig link or moused over a spoiler box... it's a fucking signature, not a statement of independence.

That or I don't care.

[Outlawed]

Could be the fact that we can't have sigs that are over 5 kilobytes and more than 320 x 60, that gives you your opinion. There is a very small amount of images that are like that. You are truly lucky if you manage to find something you like, and that fits the requirements.

[Tostig]

I think i'll change mine to:

"I'm not a sissy, you're just mean"

just to irritate Uber

[Boycott]

Could be the fact that we can't have sigs that are over 5 kilobytes and more than 320 x 60, that gives you your opinion. There is a very small amount of images that are like that. You are truly lucky if you manage to find something you like, and that fits the requirements.


Or you could stick to having text as a signature and not give a shit about images in a sig... But that was before your time, when there wasn't images allowed...

[void]

I think i'll change mine to:

"I'm not a sissy, you're just mean"

just to irritate Uber

that's funny..

if we all had the same sig just to piss someone off.. organised it in secret while they were offline, then when they came on all they see is their sig..

who would we do?

[UberSkippy]

I think i'll change mine to:

"I'm not a sissy, you're just mean"

just to irritate Uber

I like it!

[Outlawed]

Or you could stick to having text as a signature and not give a shit about images in a sig... But that was before your time, when there wasn't images allowed...
Yes but coming up with something witty for your sig, requires some time thinking about it, which can get some people frustrated and get them to have a headache.

[Boycott]

Yes but coming up with something witty for your sig, requires some time thinking about it, which can get some people frustrated and get them to have a headache.
Only if the person is a dull, non-witty person...

[UberSkippy]

Boycott: You almost got me with your new sig. But I didn't hover over it.

Besides, I already know what it says, someone posted it in a thread a few days ago somehwere.

[Boycott]

Damn. You're one tough operator. I'll get you sometime...

[Outlawed]

Only if the person is a dull, non-witty person...
But we can all agree that text sigs are still boring. Unless it's actually a link to a shock site or something funny.

[Boycott]

But we can all agree that text sigs are still boring. Unless it's actually a link to a shock site or something funny.

I don't think there's many people here that have image sigs here, though. Most of us are "oldschool", or just not as capable as the folks over at http://www.no-designs.net, who most of the people over there have image sigs (because its a designing site/forum)

I enjoy text sigs. It might not be as pleasing for your ADD, but it's better for the servers :)

[Tostig]

I disagree. I find a creative and witty text sig a lot more interesting than, say, two smilies having sex in a bed. Now that's just dumb.

[Outlawed]

I don't think there's many people here that have image sigs here, though. Most of us are "oldschool", or just not as capable as the folks over at http://www.no-designs.net, who most of the people over there have image sigs (because its a designing site/forum)

I enjoy text sigs. It might not be as pleasing for your ADD, but it's better for the servers :)
Your sig just got me.

[meh_it_all]

I disagree. I find a creative and witty text sig a lot more interesting than, say, two smilies having sex in a bed. Now that's just dumb.
Precisly.

Hehe! You can all blame me for this thread.
On a serious note, or part serious, some people's sigs are WAY too big, and way too disorganised, It distracts me, I don't really like big image sig's anyways, but some with huge quotes, or just spaces. Not good.

[Tostig]

ok, it's all your fault! dangit Meh!

[void]

Precisly.

Hehe! You can all blame me for this thread.

one more thread in your honor..
glad to oblige ma'am.. :)

[meh_it_all]

ok, it's all your fault! dangit Meh!
Ohhh, you love it really. You got a new sig out of it. ;)

[Tostig]

true, i do love disorder chaos and blame throwing.

like my sig? ;)

[meh_it_all]

true, i do love disorder chaos and blame throwing.

like my sig? ;)
Woo! I'm in two sigs.
Each day, I get more famous.

[Outlawed]

I disagree. I find a creative and witty text sig a lot more interesting than, say, two smilies having sex in a bed. Now that's just dumb.
Ok now tell me how having a :gun::confused: in your sig and saying what while your at it is somehow intelligent? It's just as dumb as doing this :fuckoff::lick: . Hey i just smashed you into a buhmillion of pieces and spilled your blood all over the wall now i'm licking it off, look at me. EDIT: Ah i see you just changed it while i was typing this. I guess you just knew what was coming.

[meh_it_all]

Ok now tell me how having a :gun::confused: in your sig and saying what while your at it is somehow intelligent? It's just as dumb as doing this :fuckoff::lick: . Hey i just smashed you into a buhmillion of pieces and spilled your blood all over the wall now i'm licking it off, look at me.
That whole paragraph gave me a headache.

I guess I can't ask for more from Dotcom.

[void]

Precisly.

Hehe! You can all blame me for this thread.
On a serious note, or part serious, some people's sigs are WAY too big, and way too disorganised, It distracts me, I don't really like big image sig's anyways, but some with huge quotes, or just spaces. Not good.

i've deleted the extra space/gap above my sig to comply..

/me feels liberated..

[Tostig]

Ok now tell me how having a :gun::confused: in your sig and saying what while your at it is somehow intelligent? It's just as dumb as doing this :fuckoff::lick: . Hey i just smashed you into a buhmillion of pieces and spilled your blood all over the wall now i'm licking it off, look at me. EDIT: Ah i see you just changed it while i was typing this. I guess you just knew what was coming.
LOL you flatter yourself. You actually think you have influence over me and my decisions. I was working my sig in another window. Just decided to go with the play on Uber's while you were "writing" that mass of feces you call a post.

[Boycott]

LOL you flatter yourself. You actually think you have influence over me and my decisions. I was working my sig in another window. Just decided to go with the play on Uber's while you were "writing" that mass of feces you call a post.

It depends on how long it took him to compile that POS. I saw you had your sig done before he posted it...

[Outlawed]

I think you missed something. It was all on the same minute.

[Tostig]

It depends on how long it took him to compile that POS. I saw you had your sig done before he posted it...
Hmmm, i had this vision of him struggling to type coherently, tongue sticking out in concentration, brow furrowed, forehead beading with sweat. All that work and that's what he came up with.

[Boycott]

Hmmm, i had this vision of him struggling to type coherently, tongue sticking out in concentration, brow furrowed, forehead beading with sweat. All that work and that's what he came up with.
:thumbsup: I was watching him on Dotcomcam.com/cam

It took him at least 10 minutes to make that up

[meh_it_all]

:thumbsup: I was watching him on Dotcomcam.com/cam

It took him at least 10 minutes to make that up
Boycott.. you were watching him? I've lost all hope for you.
I thought you were watching me.:sad:

Anyways, to get back on TOPIC.
The people who have sig's that bug me are:
Sinamon
Jiraffe
Dotcom


.. I will add later.

[UberSkippy]

Hmmm, i had this vision of him struggling to type coherently, tongue sticking out in concentration, brow furrowed, forehead beading with sweat. All that work and that's what he came up with.

Well, some people just aren't as bright as you. DotCom is about as bright as an empty light socket.

[Boycott]

Boycott.. you were watching him? I've lost all hope for you.
I thought you were watching me.:sad:


well SOMEONE hasn't been babysitting for me :tongue:

[Tostig]

it's ok Boycott. Since you went to dotty's cam, i've been watching Meh's for you.

[Outlawed]

Well, some people just aren't as bright as you. DotCom is about as bright as an empty light socket.
No, i have recently evolved, and now i'm full on electricity. Seeing as i got screwed by all the female members on WTF.com.:tongue:

[meh_it_all]

No, i have recently evolved, and now i'm full on electricity. Seeing as i got screwed by all the female members on WTF.com.:tongue:
Would you like to keep wishing for that day? With your original brain of yours.

[void]

No, i have recently evolved, and now i'm full on electricity. Seeing as i got screwed by all the female members on WTF.com.:tongue:

how apt that the above post was your post #666..
i assume you have evolved up to a demon from a.. hmm.. slug?

[Outlawed]

Camon Meh, you know the drill.

[Brain Spout]

does my sig bother anyone (besides meh and zoloft)

[void]

ok, let's get organized..

ignore dotty and his 'look at me i'm not wearing any brains' threadjacking..

post a list of who's sigs must die

that's..

MUST DIE!!! :mad:

[Outlawed]

I think 1ct-on!'s sig needs to die, since, even though he warns it may decrease your health, has a link to a webpage that can potentially cause a seizure to some people and can cause photosensitive epilepsy.

[Boycott]

I like that link... the e-shrooms thing :)

[void]

i used to like gehtfuct's sig, it lent an air of authority while he probed about in people's lower intestines.. but since he picked up a new avatar from some rap cd it just isn't cohesive enough anymore.
but i guess that's the avatar at fault not the sig..

i don't like wizardly's, but that's because i don't like celts.. damn british natives.. :happysad:

[gehtfuct]

i used to like gehtfuct's sig, it lent an air of authority while he probed about in people's lower intestines.. but since he picked up a new avatar from some rap cd it just isn't cohesive enough anymore.
but i guess that's the avatar at fault not the sig..

i don't like wizardly's, but that's because i don't like celts.. damn british natives.. :happysad:
You need to stop smoking dick. It's fucking with your mind. There's not a hint of Rap in anything that I do as of late. I could..rap-rap-rap on your fivehead and you still wont geht it.

[Tostig]

I think void needs a new sig. What the hell is that thing anyway?

[void]

You need to stop smoking dick. It's fucking with your mind. There's not a hint of Rap in anything that I do as of late. I could..rap-rap-rap on your fivehead and you still wont geht it.

lacks authority.. 1/10.

[Tostig]

still haven't said what your sig is, void.

[Farceur]

mmm i've been wondering how annoying my signature is, sooo if any wtfer's with real intelligence(pretty much anyone but dotcom, i've heard bowel movements more enthralling than he is.) find it annoying, i'll change it.

[TheLampIncident]

I think 1ct-on!'s sig needs to die, since, even though he warns it may decrease your health, has a link to a webpage that can potentially cause a seizure to some people and can cause photosensitive epilepsy.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Tostig]

mmm i've been wondering how annoying my signature is, sooo if any wtfer's with real intelligence(pretty much anyone but dotcom, i've heard bowel movements more enthralling than he is.) find it annoying, i'll change it.
could do without the annoying little banana :-p

[gehtfuct]

lacks authority.. 1/10.
Lacks thought and originality..-1/10.

It really amazes me that your brain can muster up enough power to make your fingers move to type that BS.

Gimp.

[Boycott]

My new sig is pretty much down, dirty and personal. Most people won't like it, though, so i'm going to change it eventually...

[Brain Spout]

i don't like wizardly's, but that's because i don't like celts.. damn british natives.. :happysad:

i love that quote, mainly becuase it was an actual prayer that people used in the mid 19th century (maybe still today or later), and it's pretty true about me

EDIT:how's this sig, it has the same theme, that i'm right, but in a more insulting, comical manner

[screwy]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jesus Christ, finally! Thank you, Lampy.

[Jiraffe]

I definitely need a new sig. Any suggestions fellow WTFers? I just can't find one I like. Squall and Charles Manson were my two best and that's sad.

[Outlawed]

SHUT THE FUCK UP
You have just dethroned me from being The Greatest Thread Shitter Who Ever Lived. Stay on topic, and contribute once in your life, instead of trying to pick a fight in EVERY SINGLE THREAD. Notice, this thread has been moved from Bait And Tackle, so that pile of :oink:http://forums.wtf.com/images/icons/turd.gif you call a "contribution" or more commonly known as a "post", is completely uncalled for.:gun::mfinger::sword:

[void]

You have just dethroned me from being The Greatest Thread Shitter Who Ever Lived. Stay on topic, and contribute once in your life, instead of trying to pick a fight in EVERY SINGLE THREAD. Notice, this thread has been moved from Bait And Tackle, so that pile of :oink:http://forums.wtf.com/images/icons/turd.gif you call a "contribution" or more commonly known as a "post", is completely uncalled for.:gun::mfinger::sword:

you still have a shit sig. that is a constant. :D

[mmm...cheese]

Who does my sig best suit? And what sig best suits me? :confused:
I am eager for your reply. :D