View Full Version : The shitty life
Easty
12-18-2005, 02:25 AM
Alright let's try this, reply to the post above you saying which life of a certain thing you'd rather be. These can be anything, from a piece of table leg to a cell phone. Then list 2 more.
I'll start.
Would you rather be a piece of chewing gum or a piece of TP?
Unforgiven
12-18-2005, 12:09 PM
Chewing gum.
Descent or DotCom?
Spikey
12-18-2005, 12:11 PM
Descent
Jugular or St.Anger
Easty
12-18-2005, 12:58 PM
Jug, okay let's not make this like my other thread, THIS or THAT B&T style.
A keyboard or play-doh?
Unforgiven
12-18-2005, 01:03 PM
Play-doh
A toilet or a spitoon?
BadEvilWrong
12-18-2005, 03:53 PM
Spitoon
Dustbunny, or cobweb?
KatLovesTheJam
12-18-2005, 04:02 PM
Cobweb. You'll probably have a better view of things.
now lets lower the tone abit.
Known Peadophile or known rapist?
BadEvilWrong
12-18-2005, 04:10 PM
Welcome, noob.
Um.....pedo?
Live deprived of all 4 senses, or live on a planet deprived of any and all lifeforms?
Darklight
12-18-2005, 06:21 PM
deprived of lifeforms...
undead or just dead...
Unforgiven
12-18-2005, 08:12 PM
Undead. Zombies rule.
Somebody's finger who just picked their nose, or their ear?
Slacker
12-18-2005, 08:14 PM
Ear
Shit or piss?
BadEvilWrong
12-18-2005, 08:15 PM
Ear, whatever it is that we're supposed to be doing with said finger.
Fall into a spot-a-pot, or live in a dumpster for a week?
Easty
12-18-2005, 09:20 PM
dumpster, less shitty
extremely homophobic or extremely gay?
gay, being gay isn't offensive to decent people.
dreams about fucking your mom or reality..?
BadEvilWrong
12-18-2005, 10:51 PM
Dreams. Ick. :hurl:
Swim in vomit, or swim in urine?
Unforgiven
12-19-2005, 12:31 AM
Urine. Less chunky.
Be vomit, or be urine?
Icarus
12-19-2005, 12:55 AM
Vomit is respectable... you don't just vomit for no good reason.
Shit on your mother, or be shit upon?
screwy
12-19-2005, 01:07 AM
Be shit upon.
During WWII, would you rather have been a Jew or a Nazi?
Easty
12-20-2005, 03:23 AM
Jew, Hitler's my bitch.
Mustard gas or electric chair?
zoloftcasserole
12-20-2005, 05:08 PM
Gas.
Mustard gas or lethal injection?
Icarus
12-20-2005, 08:18 PM
Lethal Injection... isn't that obvious?
Ebola or Incurable Cancer?
Easty
12-21-2005, 01:15 AM
tough, cancer
Burned alive or dick/clit removed?
BadEvilWrong
12-30-2005, 08:59 PM
I'd rather have my dick removed. After all, I'm not some completely boring fuck that can't still have some fun without sex.
As a straight guy: Suck a dick, or be done up the ass?