Girls faking orgasms

[Deez Nutz]

What the fuck. Why do girls think that faking an orgasm is better than just saying they didn't orgasm? It pisses the fuck out of me when girls do that. I'd rather be told the truth than lied to. I just found out my girlfriend has faked orgasms most of the times we've had sex(we havn't done it that many times). I mean I love her and all but she could have just told me... She says it feels really good, but she just doesn't get there. And no I don't have a small penis. Age = 15, Wang = 7"

Discuss.

[tharuz]

(laughs his fucking ass off)

dude that sucks major shit, it`s better than having her tell you that you suck, go for foreplay, until she feels hot, then go for the ride, and stay there holding it in, furthermore the girl needs to masturbate often to know herself, and instruct you into the spots

[Deez Nutz]

She masturbates as much as I do lol. She says it feels really good, and the stuff she does tells me she doesn't fake it, just the orgasms. Cept for a few times.

[tharuz]

I think it`s 7 times stronger feelig for them, so don`t worry about it

[OMGWTF]

Think how many kittens you've killed....Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.

[WhatIf]

You actually posted the size of your dick on a forum???!!!!

[Deez Nutz]

Damn straight.

[Ctoit]

Well, aint she the lucky one...........LMFAO

Oh ya and she fakes it for you dumbass, trying to not make ya feel like a loser

[GottaHurt]

Hmmm, another multiple choice thread.Read about Jerry's Kids talking about sex, or chop my fingers off with a meat cleaver.

Uh yea, gimme the cleaver.

[Ctoit]

Hmmm, another multiple choice thread.Read about Jerry's Kids talking about sex, or chop my fingers off with a meat cleaver.

Uh yea, gimme the cleaver.



Pass it my way next

[tharuz]

spiked dildos are for cunts

[GottaHurt]

spiked dildos are for cunts

...and assholes like you.

[Ctoit]

spiked dildos are for cunts


Spiked?????? .....ribbed, beaded, pulsating maybe but Spiked....i dunno

[tharuz]

yeah youre into that sort of thing, you fag!

[tharuz]

yeah youre into that, you faggot!

[Deez Nutz]

We heard you the first time shithead.

[Chris]

oh, god! Not another dickhead who starts posting crap for no reason...! Please, shut up or fuck off!

[ron]

What the fuck. Why do girls think that faking an orgasm is better than just saying they didn't orgasm? It pisses the fuck out of me when girls do that. I'd rather be told the truth than lied to. I just found out my girlfriend has faked orgasms most of the times we've had sex(we havn't done it that many times). I mean I love her and all but she could have just told me... She says it feels really good, but she just doesn't get there. And no I don't have a small penis. Age = 15, Wang = 7"
You measured your dick. Alright...

If she's faking it, you're doing it wrong. I mean, it's not that difficult to bring a woman to orgasm several times. Maybe you need to relax and slow down. Considering your vast experience, at age 15, you should know that.

Or, maybe she's frigid.

[Deez Nutz]

Being a guy, you can't tell me that you have never measured your dick.

[ron]

Being a guy, you can't tell me that you have never measured your dick.
Being a guy, I can tell you that I have never measured my dick. It has never been an issue. I know how to bring a woman to orgasm and I am confident in my equipment.

[Deez Nutz]

As can I, but she's just faked it a few times.

[ron]

As can I, but she's just faked it a few times.
The point is: she's faking it, so you're not doing it right. Fix it, or it will get worse. I'll bet that really blew your confidence. You will probably be second guessing yourself until you are able to do it, and know that you've done it, every time. That must really suck.

[badassmtbiker]

As can I, but she's just faked it a few times.

ahh.. you only think she's faked it a few times. You're not counting on the Fake Factor of 12, my friend.

[Deez Nutz]

The point is: she's faking it, so you're not doing it right. Fix it, or it will get worse. I'll bet that really blew your confidence. You will probably be second guessing yourself until you are able to do it, and know that you've done it, every time. That must really suck.
You guessed it.

[ron]

You guessed it.
I guessed nothing. That's how things are. It's a really bad deal, but you have to forge boldly ahead. Get behind her, grab her by the hips, lift her off her knees, and thrust like you're trying to poke her brain, but do it slowly and with some rhythm.

[Deez Nutz]

I guessed nothing. That's how things are. It's a really bad deal, but you have to forge boldly ahead. Get behind her, grab her by the hips, lift her off her knees, and thrust like you're trying to poke her brain, but do it slowly and with some rhythm.
She just never told me what felt better or anything, she just let me do whatever. I start going fast and hard and I ask her if that feels better, and she just says feels good no matter what you do.

[badassmtbiker]

She just never told me what felt better or anything, she just let me do whatever. I start going fast and hard and I ask her if that feels better, and she just says feels good no matter what you do.

Punch her in the back of the head, then ask if that feels good.

[GottaHurt]

Punch her in the back of the head, then ask if that feels good.


ROTFLMFAO!!!!

[tharuz]

from what ive read in dzone, youre an undeserving son of a bitch, nova, why do redhead beauties always like the white brown haired idiots?

have you ever jerked offso quick that you didn`t feel shit?

so your" giving it hard" crap doesn`t please her a in the least, you gotta get her hot first, then start slow, then hold it for like 10 minutes at least, if you giv her an orgasm, not always
:mfinger:

[Deez Nutz]

from what ive read in dzone, youre an undeserving son of a bitch, nova, why do redhead beauties always like the white brown haired idiots?

have you ever jerked offso quick that you didn`t feel shit?

so your" giving it hard" crap doesn`t please her a in the least, you gotta get her hot first, then start slow, then hold it for like 10 minutes at least, if you giv her an orgasm, not always
:mfinger:
And I'm an underserving son of a bitch because why? And I'm not brown haired, needle dick. I have redish blond hair. I never said goin hard didn't please her. After she told me that she faked it sometimes I asked her what felt better and I now know that she gets an orgasm quicker when I go hard and fast.

[tharuz]

the thing is, do you start hard and fast?

oh yeah, reddish "blond" hair my fucking ass bro, even if that was true, its still light brown or like that, nd youd still look the same....and i would still get my point across of how assholes like that get the redheadgrils, has ahppened in my school

[Deez Nutz]

the thing is, do you start hard and fast?

oh yeah, reddish "blond" hair my fucking ass bro, even if that was true, its still light brown or like that, nd youd still look the same....and i would still get my point across of how assholes like that get the redheadgrils, has ahppened in my school
You want a picture of me? I don't start out fast, because even tho we've done it a lot it still hurts when I put it in at the beginning but only for a few seconds. I start out slow, then get faster and... bah I just let my dick take over from there.

[tharuz]

nevermind, mr 1/4 german, 5/3 english, 1/89 mexican bullshitter

well, i don`t see the problem then, don`t worry about, if she loes you eough to fake it...besides, all girls do it, all girls fake it, hell her pussy`s undeveloped, so are you, and youre not doing it anytime soon....so, just don1`t worry about it

[Deez Nutz]

nevermind, mr 1/4 german, 5/3 english, 1/89 mexican bullshitter

well, i don`t see the problem then, don`t worry about, if she loes you eough to fake it...besides, all girls do it, all girls fake it, hell her pussy`s undeveloped, so are you, and youre not doing it anytime soon....so, just don1`t worry about it
5/3 is an improper fraction. I see we arn't doing to well in Algebra. What won't we be doing anytime soon?

[tharuz]

I did it on purpose, asshole, like this american school was so fucking hard, the fucking awnsers are spoon fed, improper fractions are used like when you have some shit thats fucked up, or when you want to make it esier to do shit with whole numersbeside fractions, i made it to point out the retadedness on the assholes who say they`re part "insert european nationality here"

[Bigfoot]

Amatures all of you amatures (except GottaHurt),

1) Get a bowl of chipped ice (not cube ice)
2) Put some of the ice in your mouth and let it melt
3) Take 3 or 4 chips of ice and gently place them around the clit
4) Start licking the entire inner lip (if you've seen a pussy you'll know what i'm tlkinb about)
5) When she starts to moan a little move twords the top of the pussy and concentrate on the clit and surrounding area, do not, I repeat, DO NOT leave the clit or you'll have to start over.


You'll have her cumming in minutes and begging for cock.

[Deez Nutz]

Amatures all of you amatures (except GottaHurt),

1) Get a bowl of chipped ice (not cube ice)
2) Put some of the ice in your mouth and let it melt
3) Take 3 or 4 chips of ice and gently place them around the clit
4) Start licking the entire inner lip (if you've seen a pussy you'll know what i'm tlkinb about)
5) When she starts to moan a little move twords the top of the pussy and concentrate on the clit and surrounding area, do not, I repeat, DO NOT leave the clit or you'll have to start over.


You'll have her cumming in minutes and begging for cock.
Hmmm, I'll have to try that sometime.

[The_DEA]

try asking her what she likes for all you know she likes it in the butt

[Deez Nutz]

I wish lol. I have to beg her to let me do it, but I think she's getting more used to it. :) :thumbsup:

[ron]

You'll have her cumming in minutes and begging for cock.
That appears to be his problem...

[ron]

She just never told me what felt better or anything, she just let me do whatever. I start going fast and hard and I ask her if that feels better, and she just says feels good no matter what you do.
Aww, she's trying to make you feel better.

[Chris]

Age = 15, Wang = 7"


You're fifteen and your dick is seven inches??? Don't you mean centimeters.... :rolleyes: ?

[Deez Nutz]

No, I don't. :tongue: :cool:

[mkhcybrids]

Every guy here has to watch 9 1/2 weeks. You might pick up a thing or two.

[Broken]

You're fifteen and your dick is seven inches??? Don't you mean centimeters.... :rolleyes: ?
At 15... Swinging 7... there's nothing odd there. Now 65 w/ 7 might be a stretch.


Yeah, I know I am going to get fragged for this!! Bring your lunch!

[GottaHurt]

At 15... Swinging 7... there's nothing odd there. Now 65 w/ 7 might be a stretch.


Yeah, I know I am going to get fragged for this!! Bring your lunch!


I see you've changed professions. ;)

[Broken]

I see you've changed professions. ;)
Not bad!!

[Ctoit]

[QUOTE=tharuz]

well, i don`t see the problem then, don`t worry about, if she loes you eough to fake it...besides, all girls do it, all girls fake it,


NO WE DON'T.-----------unless your a loser in which case C-YA

[yowatupdogg]

why do u tell people the info about ur body parts no one really cares
:mfinger:

maybe if ur gay u do


the french suck :sword:




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pain cna be such a horrilbe thing :sword:

[Deez Nutz]

How old are you? 12?

[jamesp]

Mr. nutz, you sir, are full of shit, 7" my ass. Get a life and stop trying to lie about your rediculously tiny penis.

[_Kitana_]

:bomb:

7 inches is not that big... its kind of the norm... lol


I have an extreme dislike for this thread

lol

[kyle_is_dumb]

5 1/2 inches is actually average...

[Unforgiven]

5 1/2 inches is actually average...


for you, maybe... but the average size for a normal male is about 8 inches.

[Bitch]

One thing you guys seemed to have forgotten is how hard it is for a girl to actually orgasm. At that age, it takes a long time. Some of it is because of nerves and some might be because she needs a long time to get arroused. It's great when a girl feels the orgasm cause it is between 7 to 9 times greater than a man's orgasm, but it takes a long time to acheive. It's even better when you get multiple orgasms out of a girl, but set that goal once you can get her to orgasm more easily. Seriously use some foreplay. If you find you don't need long to orgasm then use foreplay on her till she's almost ready to go herself. Let her masturbate herself and play with some other part of her. Whatever it takes, that will help her orgasm. Eventually she may get the the point when thinking about what you can do will make her want more of you.

Like everyone has been saying, experiment. Try different things. Tell her it means so much to you to know if there is anything that you can do to make her even happier. Reassure her you know that she feels good but you want her to guide you. Tell her nothing will make you happier than to have her tell you exactly what to do. She's probably just trying to protect your feelings. She's afraid if she tells you what to do, you'll think you were doing something wrong all along and she obviously cares about you. She most likely told her she's been faking it cause she's been wanting you to change the way you do things but again is too afraid to say what you need to do. But just be sure not to get hurt by anything she says. She knows exactly how she feels and you physically can't so you'll have to trust her and learn from her and not take her guidance personally or as a critique on your methods.

[_Kitana_]

One thing you guys seemed to have forgotten is how hard it is for a girl to actually orgasm. At that age, it takes a long time. Some of it is because of nerves and some might be because she needs a long time to get arroused. It's great when a girl feels the orgasm cause it is between 7 to 9 times greater than a man's orgasm, but it takes a long time to acheive. It's even better when you get multiple orgasms out of a girl, but set that goal once you can get her to orgasm more easily. Seriously use some foreplay. If you find you don't need long to orgasm then use foreplay on her till she's almost ready to go herself. Let her masturbate herself and play with some other part of her. Whatever it takes, that will help her orgasm. Eventually she may get the the point when thinking about what you can do will make her want more of you.

Like everyone has been saying, experiment. Try different things. Tell her it means so much to you to know if there is anything that you can do to make her even happier. Reassure her you know that she feels good but you want her to guide you. Tell her nothing will make you happier than to have her tell you exactly what to do. She's probably just trying to protect your feelings. She's afraid if she tells you what to do, you'll think you were doing something wrong all along and she obviously cares about you. She most likely told her she's been faking it cause she's been wanting you to change the way you do things but again is too afraid to say what you need to do. But just be sure not to get hurt by anything she says. She knows exactly how she feels and you physically can't so you'll have to trust her and learn from her and not take her guidance personally or as a critique on your methods.

either that or you just suck and she to insecure to tell ya lol...

[Deez Nutz]

Mr. nutz, you sir, are full of shit, 7" my ass. Get a life and stop trying to lie about your rediculously tiny penis.
Do you want me to take a picture of my dick with a ruler next to it? I'll prove it.

[Deez Nutz]

One thing you guys seemed to have forgotten is how hard it is for a girl to actually orgasm. At that age, it takes a long time. Some of it is because of nerves and some might be because she needs a long time to get arroused. It's great when a girl feels the orgasm cause it is between 7 to 9 times greater than a man's orgasm, but it takes a long time to acheive. It's even better when you get multiple orgasms out of a girl, but set that goal once you can get her to orgasm more easily. Seriously use some foreplay. If you find you don't need long to orgasm then use foreplay on her till she's almost ready to go herself. Let her masturbate herself and play with some other part of her. Whatever it takes, that will help her orgasm. Eventually she may get the the point when thinking about what you can do will make her want more of you.

Like everyone has been saying, experiment. Try different things. Tell her it means so much to you to know if there is anything that you can do to make her even happier. Reassure her you know that she feels good but you want her to guide you. Tell her nothing will make you happier than to have her tell you exactly what to do. She's probably just trying to protect your feelings. She's afraid if she tells you what to do, you'll think you were doing something wrong all along and she obviously cares about you. She most likely told her she's been faking it cause she's been wanting you to change the way you do things but again is too afraid to say what you need to do. But just be sure not to get hurt by anything she says. She knows exactly how she feels and you physically can't so you'll have to trust her and learn from her and not take her guidance personally or as a critique on your methods.
No... Usually it's easier for a girl to orgasm when they're younger because they havn't experienced as much before. And I've just found another way that gets her really horny so... I'll try that next time we do it.

[GottaHurt]

Do you want me to take a picture of my dick with a ruler next to it? I'll prove it.

Uh no, we'll take your boyfreinds word on it.

[The_DEA]

Uh no, we'll take your boyfreinds word on it.
muhhahahahahaha gh your a funny man when it comes to the truth

[GottaHurt]

muhhahahahahaha gh your a funny man when it comes to the truth

This is "The Real No Spin Zone".

[GooDy420]

Ok little man listen # 1 thing 2 remeber its not the size its how u use it give it to your girl doggy it hits there g spot better they'll orgaism, and remeber its how u use it no ur size
~GooDy
And Sex advise

[Deez Nutz]

Yes yes I know. I know more about what my gf likes and what turns her on so i'm good to go.

[_Kitana_]

Do you want me to take a picture of my dick with a ruler next to it? I'll prove it.

honestly

guys with small dicks get lovin to... lol

Have you ever seen midget porn

those guys get fucked all the time hehe

[yowatupdogg]

hey deez nuts


u really like to brag don't u have something better to talk bout then ur self and no that would gay if u showed a man ur dick with a ruler what is ur problem.

the french suck :mfinger:


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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

[_Kitana_]

hey deez nuts


u really like to brag don't u have something better to talk bout then ur self and no that would gay if u showed a man ur dick with a ruler what is ur problem.

the french suck :mfinger:

and not to mention us girls would just laugh....

and how would we know you just didn't find it on a website lol

Write on your dick in blue... WTF.com or something orginal... as proof...

hell I am in for a good laugh...




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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

[_Kitana_]

Ok little man listen # 1 thing 2 remeber its not the size its how u use it give it to your girl doggy it hits there g spot better they'll orgaism, and remeber its how u use it no ur size
~GooDy
And Sex advise

Doggy style hurts...

[yowatupdogg]

kitana ur my hommie






the french suck :mfinger:





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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

[Deez Nutz]

hey deez nuts


u really like to brag don't u have something better to talk bout then ur self and no that would gay if u showed a man ur dick with a ruler what is ur problem.

the french suck :mfinger:


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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:
Not really... He is just saying I have a small dick, which I don't and I'd be glad to prove him wrong. Why does doggy style hurt? My girlfriend says it feels best out of all...

[Bitch]

Deez Nutz and Kitana> I am a girl!!! I was speaking from a girl's point of view. More specifically my own and my friend's experiences. No I've never "been" with a girl but I am experienced with men. Not all girls have the same experiences and not all girls will orgasm faster cause they are young. Some need more help than some guy's dick in a hole. However, some are ready to explode imediately with just the thought of sex. but you guys do not seem to realise that not all girls are the same. Some need a jump start and age has nothign to do with it. But sometimes experience is all she needs! If she's nervous orgasm is more difficult to acheive, or maybe you, Nutz just suck in bed, but the point is try to experiment and MAYBE she'll look forward to it next time you do it!

[_Kitana_]

Deez Nutz and Kitana> I am a girl!!! I was speaking from a girl's point of view. More specifically my own and my friend's experiences. No I've never "been" with a girl but I am experienced with men. Not all girls have the same experiences and not all girls will orgasm faster cause they are young. Some need more help than some guy's dick in a hole. However, some are ready to explode imediately with just the thought of sex. but you guys do not seem to realise that not all girls are the same. Some need a jump start and age has nothign to do with it. But sometimes experience is all she needs! If she's nervous orgasm is more difficult to acheive, or maybe you, Nutz just suck in bed, but the point is try to experiment and MAYBE she'll look forward to it next time you do it!

errrrrr I am a girl too and I was speaking from a girls point of view, he probally does suck... not all hope is lost... he can educate himself

Not really... He is just saying I have a small dick, which I don't and I'd be glad to prove him wrong. Why does doggy style hurt? My girlfriend says it feels best out of all...

Well thats great for your girlfriend lol.... its from my experince that it hurts..

[Bitch]

errrrrr I am a girl too and I was speaking from a girls point of view, he probally does suck... not all hope is lost... he can educate himself



Well thats great for your girlfriend lol.... its from my experince that it hurts..

Hehe sorry. I knew you were a girl, but your post before that I was responding to sounded as if you thought I was a man. ;)

In responce to doggy style, it does hurt more but that's because of the angle. For a small penis it would feel good, :rolleyes: but if it's large, it hurts.

[The_DEA]

Hehe sorry. I knew you were a girl, but your post before that I was responding to sounded as if you thought I was a man. ;)

In responce to doggy style, it does hurt more but that's because of the angle. For a small penis it would feel good, :rolleyes: but if it's large, it hurts.
muhahahahahaha well thats funny shit

[yowatupdogg]

well can we get off the doggy style topic :gun:




the french suck :mfinger:










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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

[otepsoul]

why not nothing wrong with doggy style.

[Bitch]

well can we get off the doggy style topic :gun:




the french suck :mfinger:


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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

Having some trouble with the backside? WOOF!

[otepsoul]

most likey for that kid.

[Bitch]

Lol

[otepsoul]

Lol
:)

[yowatupdogg]

^wow :mfinger: u wanker



the french suck :mfinger:








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pain can be such a horrilbe thing :sword:

[Deez Nutz]

Deez Nutz and Kitana> I am a girl!!! I was speaking from a girl's point of view. More specifically my own and my friend's experiences. No I've never "been" with a girl but I am experienced with men. Not all girls have the same experiences and not all girls will orgasm faster cause they are young. Some need more help than some guy's dick in a hole. However, some are ready to explode imediately with just the thought of sex. but you guys do not seem to realise that not all girls are the same. Some need a jump start and age has nothign to do with it. But sometimes experience is all she needs! If she's nervous orgasm is more difficult to acheive, or maybe you, Nutz just suck in bed, but the point is try to experiment and MAYBE she'll look forward to it next time you do it!
She looks forward to it more than I do.

[tendos_rage]

1) Take you're fucking time, man!
2) Neither me or my gf like doggy style because it's not as personal.
3) I can't always make my gf cum when we're having sex, but that doesn't mean she doesn't cum ;)
4) It really isn't that hard to make her cum when we are having sex, but that's cause we have good communication and can tell each other what we want.

Lesson Time:
Okay, just cause you know you're gonna get some doesn't mean you should just dive right in there man. Foreplay is the key. Take some time, touch her all over, even down there, but don't go in. Make taking off her clothes a part of it all. Most of the time you can get her to the point where she asks you for what she wants, but you've got to be comfortable enough. Once the runway is clear, making her have a clitoral orgasm is the easiest way. The vaginal orgasms are harder to get (and most of the time, not as enjoyable) so that's why she doesn't do it all the time. But she's not lying when she says it still feels good. When she touches you in certain ways, I'm sure it's not getting you any closer to cumming, but it still feels good, right? And even after a clit-cumming, she'll probably still want you inside her, which is when you can deliver it fast and hard or however you want it.

Just remember: Just cause you're done doesn't mean the party's over.

[GottaHurt]

1) Take you're fucking time, man!
2) Neither me or my gf like doggy style because it's not as personal.
3) I can't always make my gf cum when we're having sex, but that doesn't mean she doesn't cum ;)
4) It really isn't that hard to make her cum when we are having sex, but that's cause we have good communication and can tell each other what we want.

Lesson Time:
Okay, just cause you know you're gonna get some doesn't mean you should just dive right in there man. Foreplay is the key. Take some time, touch her all over, even down there, but don't go in. Make taking off her clothes a part of it all. Most of the time you can get her to the point where she asks you for what she wants, but you've got to be comfortable enough. Once the runway is clear, making her have a clitoral orgasm is the easiest way. The vaginal orgasms are harder to get (and most of the time, not as enjoyable) so that's why she doesn't do it all the time. But she's not lying when she says it still feels good. When she touches you in certain ways, I'm sure it's not getting you any closer to cumming, but it still feels good, right? And even after a clit-cumming, she'll probably still want you inside her, which is when you can deliver it fast and hard or however you want it.

Just remember: Just cause you're done doesn't mean the party's over.



It's nice to see somebody read my book :thumbsup:

[tendos_rage]

It's nice to see somebody read my book :thumbsup:

Book? Man I wish I coulda read all that in a book...

Well, I kind of did. I only learned all that stuff cause i ASKED, and I only asked cause I read somewhere that asking is the best way to go about it. :thumbsup:

[_Kitana_]

1) Take you're fucking time, man!
2) Neither me or my gf like doggy style because it's not as personal.
3) I can't always make my gf cum when we're having sex, but that doesn't mean she doesn't cum ;)
4) It really isn't that hard to make her cum when we are having sex, but that's cause we have good communication and can tell each other what we want.

Lesson Time:
Okay, just cause you know you're gonna get some doesn't mean you should just dive right in there man. Foreplay is the key. Take some time, touch her all over, even down there, but don't go in. Make taking off her clothes a part of it all. Most of the time you can get her to the point where she asks you for what she wants, but you've got to be comfortable enough. Once the runway is clear, making her have a clitoral orgasm is the easiest way. The vaginal orgasms are harder to get (and most of the time, not as enjoyable) so that's why she doesn't do it all the time. But she's not lying when she says it still feels good. When she touches you in certain ways, I'm sure it's not getting you any closer to cumming, but it still feels good, right? And even after a clit-cumming, she'll probably still want you inside her, which is when you can deliver it fast and hard or however you want it.

Just remember: Just cause you're done doesn't mean the party's over.

Agreed ^^^

and I am a woman so listen to this dude!

Now don't get me wrong, sometimes I love it when my husband just kind of take charges.. and doesn't miss around alot with foreplay lol.. but

i think the best time I ever had sex is where he was kind of tickling me through the whole thing and i was giggling and laughing with him and making love at the sametime... and we were both smiling at each another... and there was no pressure about who was getting off and when... it was just enjoyable... for both of us

[Bigfoot]

1) Get a bowl of chipped ice (not cube ice)
2) Put some of the ice in your mouth and let it melt
3) Take 3 or 4 chips of ice and gently place them around the clit
4) Start licking the entire inner lip (if you've seen a pussy you'll know what i'm tlkinb about)
5) When she starts to moan a little move twords the top of the pussy and concentrate on the clit and surrounding area, do not, I repeat, DO NOT leave the clit or you'll have to start over.

I know i posted it before but trust me IT WORKS!!

[tendos_rage]

Agreed ^^^

and I am a woman so listen to this dude!

Now don't get me wrong, sometimes I love it when my husband just kind of take charges.. and doesn't miss around alot with foreplay lol.. but

i think the best time I ever had sex is where he was kind of tickling me through the whole thing and i was giggling and laughing with him and making love at the sametime... and we were both smiling at each another... and there was no pressure about who was getting off and when... it was just enjoyable... for both of us

^^Thank you for the ego-boost! But yeah, when my gf is in the mood, she'll just sit back and play coy so I'll have to take control. She enjoys it, cause I enjoy it. It goes both ways though. I enjoy sex a lot more when she's enjoying. Maybe it's because I know that I'm doing it to her. *shrugs*

From the sound of it, you probably do need to mix it up a lil' bit. It sounds like you're just deciding to have sex and then doing it. The other night, me and my gf agreed that we didn't need sex that night, and we just wanted to talk. Well, nothing was coming up, so she suggested we play Truth (which is Truth or Dare without the Daring) but that led to Truth or Dare, and then it just became Dare, and we kind of continued the game of Dare throughout the love making. We'd just keep daring the other to do things. It was different, and very enjoyable. Highly reccomended. :thumbsup:

So, get out of the rut and try something new!

[_Kitana_]

^^Thank you for the ego-boost! But yeah, when my gf is in the mood, she'll just sit back and play coy so I'll have to take control. She enjoys it, cause I enjoy it. It goes both ways though. I enjoy sex a lot more when she's enjoying. Maybe it's because I know that I'm doing it to her. *shrugs*

From the sound of it, you probably do need to mix it up a lil' bit. It sounds like you're just deciding to have sex and then doing it. The other night, me and my gf agreed that we didn't need sex that night, and we just wanted to talk. Well, nothing was coming up, so she suggested we play Truth (which is Truth or Dare without the Daring) but that led to Truth or Dare, and then it just became Dare, and we kind of continued the game of Dare throughout the love making. We'd just keep daring the other to do things. It was different, and very enjoyable. Highly reccomended. :thumbsup:


Back when jesse and I were first starting to have sex...

I came home from work early that night (worked nights so ur thinking about 1am) it was around halloween and i bought this lil maid outfit... I rushed home, changed in and i mean really dolled myself hair and the whole nine yards... Looked pretty awsome in this little outfit... anyways I went into the room with my feather duster and started brushing it against Jess... (he sleeps like the living dead... but this got his attention)

he looks at me and goes "Angel..." so i playfully smack him across the face and go.."not angel you don't remember the name of your own maid..."Still alittle dazed and confused jesse looks at me and just smiles and grabs me... it was pretty funny... and alot of fun...

Jesse loves computer games and this onetime.. he was sitting at his little computer and I crept up behind him and blindfolded him... and spun his little chair around.. handcuffed him around the chair, with those little kids plastic handcuffs , and gave him a pretty awsome lap dance... all was going well..thought i was going to tease him and then leave... next thing I know I hear this snap... i was like "AHHH!"

that was pretty fun too...

Note: got big girl handcuffs next time hehe

[tonns of fun 14]

hey is 5 and a half inches really avredge i am 15 and 7 and a half maybe 8 inches and i thought i was small :confused:

[tendos_rage]

hey is 5 and a half inches really avredge i am 15 and 7 and a half maybe 8 inches and i thought i was small :confused:
Yes, 5-6 inches is average.

And you should stop watching so much porn. It's making you think those guys are normal. :tongue:

[zigz]

yes, and the average depth of a womans vagina is 6 inches.

well, the mistake alot of you are making is, your summarising a womans preferances.
theyre not a book, theyre an indivivual.
just talk, experiment, whatever.

and, i think its REALLY rare for a guy NOT to measure his dick. they must never have seen a ruler in their lives...

[GottaHurt]

yes, and the average depth of a womans vagina is 6 inches.


Not, I know some really big cunts :cool:

[tendos_rage]

Not, I know some really big cunts :cool:
It's six inches, yes, but it will stretch to accomodate something somewhat bigger. If it's not too much bigger, it won't stretch so much, and it's all good. Everything's still touchin. ;)

If it's smaller than about 5 inches... well I couldn't tell ya what that's like...

[GwendyJ666]

You measured your dick. Alright...

If she's faking it, you're doing it wrong. I mean, it's not that difficult to bring a woman to orgasm several times. Maybe you need to relax and slow down. Considering your vast experience, at age 15, you should know that.

Or, maybe she's frigid.


Actually, its pretty hard to get a girl off (several, if any) times from just sex..... and girls get tired..... she may just want to sleep/cuddle so she decides to fake it.

[_Kitana_]

Actually, its pretty hard to get a girl off (several, if any) times from just sex..... and girls get tired..... she may just want to sleep/cuddle so she decides to fake it.

umm....

I have gotten off from JUST sex... and its not that HARD if you dipshits would listen to your woman

[Deez Nutz]

umm....

I have gotten off from JUST sex... and its not that HARD if you dipshits would listen to your woman
Maybe my woman hardly says anything about it and just says "it feels good" so I have to take care of the rest of the shit? She's finally told me like what exactly feels good so now I actually know what to do...

[The_DEA]

Maybe my woman hardly says anything about it and just says "it feels good" so I have to take care of the rest of the shit? She's finally told me like what exactly feels good so now I actually know what to do...
your 15 we dont need anymore idiots quit fuckin around

[_Kitana_]

your 15 we dont need anymore idiots quit fuckin around

he 15..wtf

its not even worth my time to talk to someone who is 15 and is not even legal to be having sex

[yowatupdogg]

[SIZE=7]true..................also no one really cares bout ur sex life it is really stupid :mfinger:

[Deez Nutz]

Who gives a shit if I'm 15?

[GottaHurt]

Who gives a shit if I'm 15?

No more water, now go potty and get back in bed...

[_Kitana_]

No more water, now go potty and get back in bed...

Thanx you...

damn little kids

[Deez Nutz]

Fuck off you ass windows. I'm not a little kid, GRANDPA.

[yowatupdogg]

ass windows ????????????
what the shit is that

[GottaHurt]

I'm not a little kid.


1.............2............

[yowatupdogg]

^ha

[shep]

ass windows ????????????
what the shit is that

what the shit is that?Im not one to correct folk's but ???

[Xander]

the french suck :mfinger:
What the fuck are you on about, repeating that shit on every post you make?

[HintOfClarity]

ass windows ????????????
what the shit is that


what? :confused:

[Ni99aRuss]

Im getcha gotcha gone on them hoes.....

[Anubis485]

What the fuck. Why do girls think that faking an orgasm is better than just saying they didn't orgasm? It pisses the fuck out of me when girls do that. I'd rather be told the truth than lied to. I just found out my girlfriend has faked orgasms most of the times we've had sex(we havn't done it that many times). I mean I love her and all but she could have just told me... She says it feels really good, but she just doesn't get there. And no I don't have a small penis. Age = 15, Wang = 7"

Discuss.
umm wow a lil to much info there idc if ur wang is seven in"
ok the reson girls fake orgasums and i kno this cuz one told me its cuz they dont want to make u feel bad that u couldnt get them off and its cuz they think that u r working hard to get them off and they kno it isnt coming so they just want to get it over with so they make like there all set and fake an orgasum

[Give u Cancer]

Well, at least she isn't just into you for the sex... you know that much...

[thomasca]

Think how many kittens you've killed....Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.

Damn, there must be a giant pile of them somewhere in Idaho then.

[josiegrossie]

geez there must just be something wrong with me, then!! the only way i can have an orgasm is clitorial style. i have absolutely NEVER had what i was sure was a real orgasm... can something be wrong with me??

[The_DEA]

geez there must just be something wrong with me, then!! the only way i can have an orgasm is clitorial style. i have absolutely NEVER had what i was sure was a real orgasm... can something be wrong with me??
yes you haven had sex with a anyone over the age of 15
ill show ya how its done let me know when you turn 18 all-righy-then

[josiegrossie]

i happen to be turning 19 in 1 week 2 days, thank you very much. and i haven't had sex with anyone under the age of 20 EVER... so what could they possible be doing wrong? or what could i possibly be doing wrong?

[The_DEA]

i happen to be turning 19 in 1 week 2 days, thank you very much. and i haven't had sex with anyone under the age of 20 EVER... so what could they possible be doing wrong? or what could i possibly be doing wrong?
well there are calm seas :D
you need a freak and then you'll have your vaginal orgasam

[josiegrossie]

i swear, this one guy and i used to have sex all the time!! and it was good, too. i mean, it felt awesome, but i just never came... he was definitely a freak. or maybe just a guy. i dunno. he was just horny all the time, and was ready to go at any moment. yeah. he was just a guy. and he knew what he was doing. but geez, it sucks!!!

[josiegrossie]

and oh, by the way, yes, i've been guilty of faking an orgasm a time or two just because i'm so afraid of hurting his feelings. i mean, he's told me that if i want him to do something differently, that i should let him know, but i don't know what to tell him!!!

[The_DEA]

and oh, by the way, yes, i've been guilty of faking an orgasm a time or two just because i'm so afraid of hurting his feelings. i mean, he's told me that if i want him to do something differently, that i should let him know, but i don't know what to tell him!!!
tell him how to make it feel good
idea have him rub your clit while he is fuckin you (wirks best when the chick is on top)

[josiegrossie]

he's done that!! and it feels awesome... and yet... no orgasm!!!!! :eek:

[The_DEA]

he's done that!! and it feels awesome... and yet... no orgasm!!!!! :eek:
well then its hopeless i have always made the girls scream
maybe thats just me tho
btw are you takein anti-depressants

[tharuz]

haven`t had sex with anyone under the age of 20?

you deserve to be cursed

[angel dust]

ahh.. you only think she's faked it a few times. You're not counting on the Fake Factor of 12, my friend.
what the hell is the fake factor of 12?

[tharuz]

fake factor of 12: faked it more than you think

[angel dust]

I see. Thanks. I know a lot, but now I know more. In the sex department anyway. ;)

[Seije]

Think how many kittens you've killed....Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.
this world must've killed many kittens

[Blasphemy]

After she says she came. kiss her tongue and if it is still warm it means she didnt come but if its ice cold it means she came. Trust me this works youll know if she is lying, plus most girls dont even know about this trick.

[The_DEA]

http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/2/1diethreaddie1.jpg

[magnolia]

After she says she came. kiss her tongue and if it is still warm it means she didnt come but if its ice cold it means she came. Trust me this works youll know if she is lying, plus most girls dont even know about this trick.
well we do now. :P

[Seije]

and how exactly does that work?

[Child of Bodom]

Being a guy, you can't tell me that you have never measured your dick.

I havnt :tongue:

[Deez Nutz]

After she says she came. kiss her tongue and if it is still warm it means she didnt come but if its ice cold it means she came. Trust me this works youll know if she is lying, plus most girls dont even know about this trick.
Thanks, I'll try that.

[Xtrasystolic]

After she says she came. kiss her tongue and if it is still warm it means she didnt come but if its ice cold it means she came. Trust me this works youll know if she is lying, plus most girls dont even know about this trick.

That's blasphemous. And once again :
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c36/Xtrasystolic/diethreaddie1.jpg

[anabesi]

Rofl 15 . Where do i begin. Let me guess you watch alot of porn and think you know what your doin. Who cares if she gets off or not, so what. Its all bout getting yours.

[FireAngel]

Rofl 15 . Where do i begin. Let me guess you watch alot of porn and think you know what your doin. Who cares if she gets off or not, so what. Its all bout getting yours.
For 1) It's not "all about getting yours." There is another person involved. 2) Learn some respect for women before you get your ass beat and are left to wonder what the fuck happened. 3) QUIT NECROPOSTING!

[FuckedOver]

i agree

and whats more, the reason she has faked them is because you have not found the G Spot.

Tell me - just how hard to find is...

Front and Centre ???

[FireAngel]

It's actually pretty hard. Guys' dicks aren't angled you know.

[FlipTheState]

It's actually pretty hard. Guys' dicks aren't angled you know.

No...but that doesn't make it hard to find ;)