Marry, Fuck, or Kill

[zoloftcasserole]

Got this idea from a magazine I was reading the other day. The original name of the game is Marry, Shag, or push off a cliff. To play: someone names a person, then the next player says whether they would marry, fuck, or kill that person, then they go on to name another person (repeat, repeat, etc.).

Example:

Donald Trump

Kill.

Next: Hillary Clinton

And so on, and so forth.

So I guess I'll start this off with....well, Hillary Clinton.

Go!

[BRiT]

Kill.

Next: Zoloftcasserole

[Boycott]

Fuck.

Energizer Bunny.

[deus_ex_machina]

:edit: god damn you boycott...

kill


Ok... Kitana! hehehe

[BRiT]

Since two of the three options are non-options, and I don't feel charitable... Kill.

Next: Katie Holmes

[Outlawed]

Kill.

George W. Bush.

[BRiT]

WTF is up with no one wanting to marry?

Kill.

Next: Tinkerbell from Peter Pan.

[Outlawed]

Kill. And then some.

Ben Afleck.

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Jennifer Aniston

[BRiT]

Marry.

Brad Pitt.

[zoloftcasserole]

Fuck.

Madonna

[void]

fuck.. best before '94.

BRiT?

[skully]

marry :oddgrin:

condoleeza rice?

[TheLampIncident]

My answer to everyone will be "kill" no matter who it is.

skullmaster

[void]

fuck.

nymphchick?

[BRiT]

That's a coin-toss...

Next: Nymphchick's blonde sister

[UberSkippy]

Fuck... totally fuck.

Charlise Theron

[MaxPower]

Fuck


Billy Crystal

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill. :happysad:

Dave Chappelle

[Icarus]

Marry in Maine :gay:

Tyra Banks?

[UberSkippy]

KILL, a LOT.

MaxPower

[zoloftcasserole]

Fuck. (Reason: Can't make a ho a housewife. :tongue: )

Gwyneth Paltrow

[UberSkippy]

Ehhh Rock Paper Sissors... whatever. Marry, Fuck then Kill?

MehMeh

[Icarus]

Tyra Banks

KILL, a LOT.

FAG! I am so dissappointed in you :mad: I would jump at the chance to marry Tyra Banks!

MehMeh

I would marry her, but platonically. We'd be friends :)

[void]

I would marry her, but platonically. We'd be friends :)

yeah sure.. ;)

but who's next?

[Icarus]

Oops, my bad.

Marry, Fuck, or Kill:

UberSkippy

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Kill, just because he's competition now...

*BrIONwoshMunky mumbles: "I AM the better mod... I am the better mod..."

Boy George

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Will Ferrell (sp?)

[UberSkippy]

Kill

Natalie Portman

[skully]

fuck, marry, fuck .........


mahatma gandhi

[BRiT]

Kill

Next Up: DustinzGirl

[CopyLifted]

Marry, fuck and kill.

Next up..TaylorBlade

[lady victoria]

Marry, fuck and kill.

Next up..TaylorBlade


Fuck or Kill depending if he's in a pissy mood or not :D

Next : Void

[BRiT]

Marry, fuck and kill.

Not necessarily in that order, right?

[CopyLifted]

Not necessarily in that order, right?

Not at all. I'm thinking fuck, fuck, fuck, marry......then kill and fuck again. :D

[dustinzgirl]

Not at all. I'm thinking fuck, fuck, fuck, marry......then kill. :D

When Im too old to fuck, you will marry me, then when I am too old to cook, you will kill me. Sounds like a plan!

[skully]

When Im too old to fuck, you will marry me, then when I am too old to cook, you will kill me. Sounds like a plan!

i think when you are to old to fuck...he'll kill you and then fuck you again ;)

[squashmuffin]

fuck, marry, fuck .........


mahatma gandhi


fuck


violently

[CopyLifted]

Fuck or Kill depending if he's in a pissy mood or not :D

Next : Void

Marry, divorce and take half his wifes money. :tongue:

Next: Bill Gates

[lady victoria]

Simple, marry him, put a bag over his head (who would want to look at that), fuck him into a heart attack (kill) take his money;) win - win situation:tongue:


next - Demi Moore

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill

Tom Cruise (*cough*psycho*cough*)

[lady victoria]

Kill

Tom Cruise (*cough*psycho*cough*)

Kill KILL KILL

Next - George Bush

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Matthew McConaughey

[lady victoria]

Fuck

Orlando Bloom

[zoloftcasserole]

Fuck.

Austin Powers, baby.

[lady victoria]

kill

PENELOPE CRUZ

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Tara Reid

[Outlawed]

Hit. Twice.

Ronald McDonald.

[void]

marry.
kill.
get his money.

ali g?

[Quitii]

marry.
kill.
get his money.

ali g?

who tf is that?

[void]

who tf is that?

see dotcom's avatar..

[Quitii]

see dotcom's avatar..


yeah still no idea.. so kill...

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)

[Outlawed]

I wouldn't kill him, but I would gladly break his nose.

Charlize Theron.

[BklynCannonball]

Fuck a lot. Possible marriage, depending on how we gel.

Penelope Cruz

[Outlawed]

Kill. But in a non-violent way.

Wet_Lint.

[OmegaZeto]

Kill. Violently.


Hayden Christensen?

[Outlawed]

Kill. With a lightsaber.

Macaulay Culkin.

[BRiT]

Kill by leaving him home alone...

Next: Michael Jackson (the pedo rapist, not the football player)

[lady victoria]

Kill...well that was easy


Niaomi Campbell

[skully]

fuck, kill and then fuck again.



abraham lincoln

[BRiT]

Kill him again...

Next: BklynCannonball

[skully]

fuk fuck fuck...and fuck


sinamon

[Outlawed]

Marry, fuck like there's no tomorrow.

Lady Victoria.

[zoloftcasserole]

Marry :lol:

Tina Turner

[Outlawed]

Fuck, kill, stomp.

Conan O'Brien.

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Tommy Lee.

[BadEvilWrong]

KILL
Bugs Bunny

[Kaiskitten]

Kill

Emeril

[BadEvilWrong]

BAM!!! He's dead now.

Batman (your choice of actor)

[Kaiskitten]

Kill

Angelina jolie

[BadEvilWrong]

Fuck repeatedly.

Marilyn Manson

[Kaiskitten]

marry(<----Idk why)

Dotcom

[BadEvilWrong]

Kill kill kill kill kill Kill KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILLKILLKILLKILLEXHUMEMURDERASSAS SINATENUKEDECAPITATEDISEMBOWELKIL L KILL Kill kill kill.

Point and laugh.

Die :mfinger:

Sir Isaac Newton

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill, if he weren't already dead.

Gwen Stefani

[Kaiskitten]

kill

bill gates

[void]

kill.. kill everyone for the next 24 hours. :mad:


audrey tatou.

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Winona Ryder

[Kaiskitten]

Kill

Michael jackson

[BadEvilWrong]

Kill. And then I'd steal her stuff, just for spite. Being the cause of repeating news stories like her shit. Fuck her. :mfinger:

Jet Li

[Kaiskitten]

marry


Michael jackson

[BadEvilWrong]

I'd marry and then kill the pedo for his estate.

The Teletubby of your choice

[Kaiskitten]

kill them all!!

elmo

[derailed]

kill

Naomi Watts

[dying light]

kill. Uh, yeah, kill then probably fuck.
*Defensive glare* What?! like you weren't thinkin' the same thing. :upto:

[BklynCannonball]

Since you didn't name anyone, I'll go with the previous...

Naomi Watts

Fuck...a lot

Rosario Dawson

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Scarlett Johansson

[BklynCannonball]

Scarlet Johansson

Fuck....why not?

Meredith Baxter Byrney (or however you spell it)

[Outlawed]

Meh, I wouldn't poke that, so steal money, then kill.

BEW.

[zoloftcasserole]

Fuck, then kill. :tongue:

Kelly Clarkson

[void]

kill, then fuck.

lenka gaborova?

[BadEvilWrong]

Don't know who that is, so naturally, fuck.

Weird Al Yankovic

[void]

Don't know who that is, so naturally, fuck.

Weird Al Yankovic

1, set your googlepix to 'safety off'.. enter lenka gaborova, realise how right you were.

2, kill.

3, morgan webb (tech tv)?

[BadEvilWrong]

Damn, I'd let her play with my joystick all day and night long.

What about her co-host, Adam Sessler?

[void]

kill.

alyssa milano?

[player9m]

Fuck!!!

Halle Berry?

[BadEvilWrong]

Fuck, then kill kill kill.

Robin Williams?

[void]

kill.

ted nugent?

[BadEvilWrong]

Kill

void? (Kekekekeke)

[void]

kill.. i'm doing it slowly though.

buddha?

[BklynCannonball]

Kill

Tom Cruise.

[Base]

kill any day of the week

BCB

[dustinzgirl]

Tom Cruise.


Fuck

Christina Ricci

[BklynCannonball]

Kill

Justin Timberlake

[Tostig]

fuck

...no, i mean kill.

Walter Matheau

[BadEvilWrong]

I'd kill, if he weren't already dead.

Cher

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Edward Norton

[void]

mrs. void is shouting fuck.. :rolleyes:

larry david.

[BadEvilWrong]

I would rep mrs. void, but I can't. :(

Kill

mrs. void

[squashmuffin]

kill
just because


kobe bryant

[Jiraffe]

Fuck. Then claim rape. Even if I lose I'll have a book. Plus think about it. Its fucking Kobe Bryant. If you wouldn't fuck him then you must be gay.

The Chick from The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

[derailed]

Kill
That chick is fucking creepy
Shanna Moakler

[BadEvilWrong]

Sounds like someone I'd fuck, so there ya go.

Your choice of the Beetles

[Jiraffe]

For the sake of keeping this thread going kill. All of them...

Pauly Shore?

[screwy]

Kill.

Screwy?

[Jiraffe]

;) you know I'd fuck ya... :eek: What the hell did I just say!? Damn you screwy with your mind control ponies! Damn you!

Jiraffe....

[screwy]

Fuck. Completely.

Gordon Downie?

[Jiraffe]

Kill. Just cause.

Robert Downey jr.?

[zoloftcasserole]

Gross. Kill.

Connie Chung.

[BadEvilWrong]

That bitch is gonna die.

Beavis

[Jiraffe]

Kill. kill. Kill. Kill. and then kill.

The 1984 Denver Broncos?

[BadEvilWrong]

Kill 'em all

Firefox

[Slacker]

Fuck?

Oprah...

[Jiraffe]

Fuck. Then marry.

Daniel Webster.

[Jack]

Webster? Sec of State way the fuck back when?

Kill I suppose.

That faggot Usher.

[Blaze]

Kill......and his dumass movie "In the Mix" was a fucking mockery. :mfinger:


Next: Bill Gates

[Base]

Fuck, but only if he paid me enough

Tom DeLonge

[gamefreak50]

kill:flamed:

chad micheal murry

[zoloftcasserole]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, and then fuck some more. :D

Mischa Barton

[Outlawed]

Dismember. Decapitate. Disintegrate.

Queen Latifah.

[derailed]

kill

jenna elfman

[BadEvilWrong]

Fuck a whole damned lot

Shaq

[daniel kid]

KILL ¬¬/

Rachel Stevens ????

[Jiraffe]

Kill and fuck at the same time.

squeeze_me?

[Nymphchick]

kill


ummmmmm how's about freddie krouger

[Jiraffe]

I already done fucked him. I done fucked him good. Now its time to kill him.

Connie Chung

[squashmuffin]

kill


mr. cheeks

[BadEvilWrong]

Kill.

squashmuffin?

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill. Sorry, dude.

Alf

[Nymphchick]

kill, too hairy to fuck.

batman.

[zoloftcasserole]

Fuck--but he has to keep the mask on.

Jake Gyllenhaal

[BadEvilWrong]

Kill

Master P

[zoloftcasserole]

KILL.

Mandy Moore

[BadEvilWrong]

KILL

Jessica Alba

[stinkyface]

marry

neil diamond

[zoloftcasserole]

Ew. Kill.

Papa Smurf

[bockscar]

Ew. Kill.

Papa Smurf

I thought Smurfs were asexual.

So: KILL.

James Dean

[BadEvilWrong]

Kill

Jimmy Dean

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill.

Morrissey

[player9m]

kill

monica lewinski

[Nymphchick]

ohhh marry, she goes down, now thats a keeper :D


well after lastnights IRC
Clint Eastwood.

[zoloftcasserole]

Kill

Space Ghost

[Nymphchick]

fuck

ghost buster? which ever one you pick.

[kindbud]

kill

can i offer an alternative? ok then.

i'll give 3 names and you have to assign marry to one, fuck to another and kill to the last.

so its marry, fuck and kill - coppy and paste with explanations if you like, cause we devle into the wtf family...alliances could be split. ha

and order is up to you so adultery isn't forced, fucking murdererers.

serve up is: original charlies angels

[zoloftcasserole]

kill

can i offer an alternative? ok then.

i'll give 3 names and you have to assign marry to one, fuck to another and kill to the last.

so its marry, fuck and kill - coppy and paste with explanations if you like, cause we devle into the wtf family...alliances could be split. ha

and order is up to you so adultery isn't forced, fucking murdererers.

serve up is: original charlies angels



HEY! Make your own thread!

Just kidding...I'm cool with that idea if everyone else is. :thumbsup:

But I'm not voting on Charlie's Angels, cause I'd kill them all.

[zoloftcasserole]

Well, it doesn't look like your idea caught on kindbud, so it's back to the original method.

Shania Twain--marry, fuck, or kill?

[stinkyface]

fuck

jimmy carter

[Canadian Pyro]

Kill

The Pope

[Majakovskij]

marry, it gives me a hell lot of power :D

Elton John

[Canadian Pyro]

Kill, I can't stand 99% of his music.

The Tooth Fairy

[Majakovskij]

Kill, I will take all her money.

Joker

[dustinzgirl]

Your Mother.

[YoungYesrod]

Kill

Next: Madonna

[Dark_vampire212]

Kill

Zooey Deschanel

[Boot2thehead816]

marry then fuck.

Captain morgan.

[YoungYesrod]

fuck (because I'll be drunk off my ass) :D

Paris Hilton

[mastashake19]

Fuck then kill... can you blame me?

Al Pacino

[YoungYesrod]

You could sell the tapes on EBay...

Kill, then I'd be famous for killing Scarface! (jk)

Next: The Olson Twins :eek:

[lies on myspace]

Fuck multiple times. Polygamy is illegal...

Next up: Goerge Clooney

[ryuu]

Kill. I'd run out of money from buying sammiches..

how about...george bush?

[frostbyttengrim]

Kill. Who didn't see that coming?

Catherine Zeta-Jones

[YoungYesrod]

marry (and alot of fucking)

Next: Beyonce

[Canadian Pyro]

You have to ask?

Stewie Griffin

[Stardust]

marry, he's to young to get fucked ;)



Johnny depp...(fuckfuckfuck,then marry..sorry I just had to..)

[dustinzgirl]

Kill.

Johnny has outlived his usefullness.





Jason, as in ADMIN Jason

[DanniC]

Fuck, I guess. Don't know him well enough to marry him, and won't kill him.

How about Dick Cheney?

[_allismine_]

Kill.

Angelina Jolie?

[DanniC]

Kill.

Angelina Jolie?
Is this about that deer hunting accident? I thought you were over that. ;)

Angelina?

I guess I could commit hot lesbian sins with her.

Chamillionaire?

[YoungYesrod]

KILL!!!!!

Next: BRiT

[ILML]

Kill.

Robin Williams

[YoungYesrod]

Do I really have to answer that? Even chicks would say KILL!

Next: Reese Witherspoon

[pissedoffteen]

Kill

The Easter Bunny

[DanniC]

Kill. Anyone else sensing a killing spree?

Lindsay Lohan?

[pissedoffteen]

Fuck Repeatedly.....then Kill then do it again!

[YoungYesrod]

Kill

The Easter Bunny

So this dude will fuck Lindsay Lohan, but not Reese Witherspoon?!? By the way, you forgot to put a person, so ill make one for you.

**pissedofften says* Liv Tyler*

FUCK marry FUCK kill

Next: Brad Pitt

[Kiwi]

Fuck

Santa Claus??

[dustinzgirl]

Marry! Christmas every day! Whoot whoot!

Staypuff marshmallow man.

[dull_bullet]

Kill. Bake at 350 degrees. Eat.

what about E.T?

[Noob]

Oh I'd tap that

How about any of the characters from veggietales?

[pissedoffteen]

KILL.....ummm...........

Lucky from Lucky charms.

[dustinzgirl]

Marry. Leprichauns are loaded with cash.

Jack Black.

[mastashake19]

Fuck... gently.


Steve Irwin

[Saint666]

Um, fuck I guess.

On the assumption this is him when he's still alive.

[Stardust]

PEOPLE don't forget to put up a next person..now I didn't get any fun :(



Charlie ( from charlie and the chocolate factory)

[Big E]

Kill

Rob Zombie

[necro]

Hang out, Then Kill.

Mr T

[Stardust]

marry, because he has alot of blingbling :happysad:




Eric forman (that 70s show)

[necro]

Kill. No man who can drive should have a fettish with starwars as such.

Eliza Dushku

[DanniC]

marry, because he has alot of blingbling :happysad:




Eric forman (that 70s show)
Actually, I think he donated his blingbling to hurricane Katrina evacuees or something.

Eliza: She's pretty. I'll commit lesbian sins.

Michael Jackson?

[necro]

I'd fuck him in the ass, punch him in the kidney, and tell him how bad it hurts.(Kill)

Rodney Carrington

[_allismine_]

Kill, 'cause I don't know who the fuck he is. I'd kill him for confusing me.

Roy Mustang (lollsersk8z)

[necro]

Wow, you don't know who rodney is? He's the comedian who plays funny country songs, such as Dear Penis, or Just One Beer.

Anyhow, you're dude, kill.

Ashley Olsen

[Majakovskij]

Kill, can't stand any of them.

Freddy Kreuger

[_allismine_]

Kill tha bastid.

Justin Timberlake.

[necro]

Gouge his eyes out with a rusty spoon full of salt.(Kill)

Dave Chapelle

[Stardust]

Fuck, then use the "wrap it up" machine..and then kill, because he'd be happier then :happysad:

[necro]

Stardust, you neglected your own advice. Forgot to name someone. There goes my fun.

Jay Leno

[Stardust]

Marry, then kill and get all the money

Sorry Necro, I have a fever and I'm even more stupid than usually





Fred Flintstone

[Majakovskij]

Fuck, asshole as a man but I think he can howl in bed ;)

Bambam?

[_allismine_]

Fornicate him with his own fucking club (kill).

Denzel Washington.

[necro]

Kill

Sean William Scott (Stiffler from the American Pie movies)

[Stardust]

fuck fuck fuck




Gwen stefani...

[Kiwi]

Kill

The guy next door

[Stardust]

I think it's a girl who lives next door.. :happysad:
well anyways kill.









Prince (the singer who beat dave chapelles friend in basket)

[YoungYesrod]

Kill

Next: Chad Kroger (look him up if need be)

[Stardust]

kill






homer simpson

[Jiraffe]

kill then fuck.

Snap Crackle and Pop

[MistyAnne]

Fuck, Kill, kill

Cinderella

[eh what?]

fuck

daffy duck

[_allismine_]

Marry :D

Bugs Bunny

[eh what?]

killed and put in a pie

Bill Gates

[MistyAnne]

Fuck, if I can have his money

Paris Hilton

[Stardust]

KILL




Nicky hilton

[YoungYesrod]

fuck

/me dies 3 days later of std's

Jessica Alba

[Stardust]

fuck then kill






Elijah Wood

[dustinzgirl]

Kill because he is too young for me to do any of the others---but what a cutie!


Copylifted.

[Tostig]

fuck, definitely. he's my kinda guy. if i were gay, i'd so steal him away from you, DG

Muriel Hemingway

[dustinzgirl]

Marry.

I want to be a Hemmingway.

Godzilla

[frostbyttengrim]

Fuck. Do you know how great that would be, to be able to say that you fucked Godzilla?

Cheech Marin

[dustinzgirl]

Marry.

Free smoke for life (Im watching Cheech and ching right now)

Bruce Willis.

[_allismine_]

Eh...fuck him in his younger years, but now, definitely kill.

Napoleon Dynamite.

[mastashake19]

Fuck...ing kill that bastard.


The Kool-Aid man.

[_allismine_]

Marry. Then I'd be Mrs. Kool. :D

The Ambiguously Gay Duo from the SNL cartoon funhouse skits.

[mmm...cheese]

Isn't that black guy, _Allismine_, famous?

[_allismine_]

Har de har har.

[pissedoffteen]

Kill

Anakin Skywalker?

[Dark_vampire212]

Kill, just so I can say I killed Anakin...

Your clone...

[_allismine_]

Kill. Way too damn freaky.

Chuck Norris.

[DanniC]

Kill Kill Kill! Kill him and his damn penis of legend!

Cleo (as in dial-a-psychic Cleo)

[_allismine_]

Kill.

Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.

[DanniC]

Marry (when he is older, or course) and plan a diabolical takeover.

Bob, the Enzyte commercial guy.

[_allismine_]

Is that a trick question? :happysad:

Anyways, kill. That guy is way too happy.

Mr. Pacman.

[DanniC]

Is that a trick question? :happysad:

Anyways, kill. That guy is way too happy.

Mr. Pacman.
Happy to the point of creepy.

I'd kill Mrs. Pacman. It's not every day I get to kill a retro videogame character.

How about Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn)?

[_allismine_]

Fuck...then kill. I've already made a vow that no one who fucks with me can live. XD

Er...Harry Potter.

[DanniC]

Hrm... Kill, but only to say that I killed 'the boy who lived.'

Brad Pitt?

[_allismine_]

Kill out of spite.

The Pope.

[Kiwi]

I cant marry him ... and the new one looks like a nosferatu so .. Kill i guess.. so we'll have a new one (im going to hell! XD)

Johnny Cash

[DanniC]

Considering if he was alive, I'd marry the man in black.

Bill Gates?

[Jane Deere]

ew. i wouldn't want to kill him...i wouldn't want to fuck him...i don't think i'd marry him either...but i'd definitly take some of his money :D:D

Uma Thermon

[eh what?]

fuck

me

[Jane Deere]

thats cheating.

kill :p (only kidding darling!)