carry on the story

[Nymphchick]

ok we did this one already, but it was funny as hell. like the title just add on to the story.

As Monday morning starts, Jay and Brit wander into the staff lounge, hungover as hell, eyes all blood shot from the weekend of all night cybering. When they notice a fax to them. They notice it's from one of the crew. it reads:
I've been arrested, please come bail me out.
they have no clue who it's from or which jail they are in. After a long discussion, they decide to have a heada count, who is missing?
After a good party weekend some of the staff is MIA so................

[drnknbndr]

They come to a conclusion, and their CEO is a Zombie Mastermind, and they need to kill him and all 5 billion of his minions. They do another head count, so that makes 35. Big party i suppose. Anyways, they go to the nearest armory, Area 51, and equip themselves with the most advanced weaponry in the world. Jay gets into an uber-cyber suit, not one for cybering, but a Robo Coppish thing going. Brit, being the stuck up know-it-all decides that she is manly enough for a n uber-cyber suit too. She somehow misread the instructions, like who reads those, and she fires a missile into their own staff members, killing 20 and herself aswell. Stupid wanker. Anyways, they set out to annihilate the Zombie Mastermind, Zomblord, when all of a sudden....

[Nymphchick]

ok if your gonna ruin my story then don't post!
you don't know what cyber means either.

DG comes up with a bazzuka and shoots the zombie mastermind. she walks over, steps on his head, watches the brain ooooz out and says.........

[skully]

DG comes up with a bazzuka and shoots the zombie mastermind. she walks over, steps on his head, watches the brain ooooz out and says.........How many licks does it take to get to the center of a zollypop?

[Outlawed]

Then DotCom and Zoloftcasserole enter the building, take a seat (or a position if you will) on the luxurious couch, and find the elusive answer to the ingenious question "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a ZollyPop?", while DG films it. DG gets so fucking horny, she accidentally drops the camera, causing it to...

[OmegaZeto]

shatter, waking DotCom from a dream about sex. He weeps pitilessly, knowing it was the only way he'd EVER get with a woman who was not previously a man. Ever.
DotCom sits up on the couch he was sleeping on, and in walks DG with a video camera...

[Outlawed]

DotCom noticed DG, then turns his attention to OZ, who is trying to get attention by playing with his love balls, just as OZ opens his mouth to say something insignificant, DotCom hits mute on the remote, sticks a molotov up his ass, and mails him to Canada. DotCom then turns his attention to DG, who just broke the camera and dropped the cup, uses his magic powers to turn the screen black, then we hear intense moaning, we can just guess the two engage sexual intercourse, for about 4 and a half hours. Then the credits roll, and just when all is about to end, suddenly...