McInvasion?

[sin]

I had a theory. Imagine if every single McDonalds had a secret army barracks underneath.

If McDonalds wanted to take over the world they could do it in about half an hour....they would have outposts EVERYWHERE.

Scary shit, eh

sin

[Jane Deere]

That is very true! Walgreens is right there with them though. If anyone knows what Walgreen is, you will know exactly what I am talking about. There are about 5 within 10 miles of each other in my town and the surrounding towns.

[sin]

what does walgreens do exactly...they may be one of McDonald's allies.

[Jane Deere]

Walgreens is a general store. It has a pharmacy, a film development center, toy isle, candy isle, makeup...it has lots of stuff. (hence the word general) It is basically a chain of stores that are going to take over the world if McDonalds doesn't.

[leehype]

I would say feer walgreens more than mc Donalds. MC makes people fat, walgreens has more drugs (albiet leagle) than the cartell...

[sin]

I would say feer walgreens more than mc Donalds. MC makes people fat, walgreens has more drugs (albiet leagle) than the cartell...

that might be part of McDonalds invasion plan...get everyone fat so they can't fight back....oh my god....we are screwed

[leehype]

Don't forget, not all americans are fat. I'm 6'2'', 150 pounds.

[Jane Deere]

I'm 5'7 and 140. I'm not fat either.

[leehype]

I'm 5'7 and 140. I'm not fat either.

I'm temped to quote magor Pain ATM, but I won't as I'm nice.

[sin]

Don't forget, not all americans are fat. I'm 6'2'', 150 pounds.

I didn't say anything about americans...McDonalds is EVERYWHERE...their invasion is coming.

Actually..and Australian comedian did something pretty funny a while back. It was when McDonalds was suing sports teams and smalls businesses in australia with McDonald in their name. So this Australian comedian went over to some middle eastern country where McDonalds hasn't yet established any outlets and took ownership of the name McDonalds. So now if McDOnalds wants to go to establish themselves in that country...they won't be able to......HAHHAHA!!!

I think thats what happened anyway....it's a good story anyway...

[CookieMonster]

McDonalds will have a hard time taking over Australia... Too many weight-watching skinny pricks like me over here.

[Icarus]

What about Walmart and Starbucks? Fuck a McDonalds and a Walgreens, Walmart and Starbucks are already taking over the world.

But where would they get the manpower to have people in those barracks?

[leehype]

I'm not that afraid of starbucks, althow, I have seen a starbucks across the street from another starbucks. LoL. I still can't make sence of it.

[RedOctober]

Hilarious!

McDonuts is retreating in Europe!

The first defeat was in a small town in Italy, where a baker made delicious bread to beat the American Imperialist Monster.
The battle was fierce, but after a while the entire population bought from the small bakery, and McDonuts was left to gather cobwebs.
The management of the American firm didn't know anything else than to close the joint. :thumbsup:

More news about our revolution:

www.slowfood.com

[TheLampIncident]

That is very true! Walgreens is right there with them though. If anyone knows what Walgreen is, you will know exactly what I am talking about. There are about 5 within 10 miles of each other in my town and the surrounding towns.

If there's something I hate more than Walgreens(there's actually one right near my dad's apartment), it's those god damn commercials. "We live far from perfect...that's why there's Walgreens..."

In this area, I'm more worried about Dunkin' Donuts. I could probably rattle off ten locations in three towns off the top of my head.

[costanza]

If McDonalds is planning a takeover, it is still decades away. They are still trying to figure out how to make change for a dollar and serve hot fries. Is there anything worse than cold fries? You can't microwave them; what am I supposed to do, put them in the oven for 30 minutes? What is the fucking point of fast food if I have to take it home and cook it?

Hmm, after further deliberation, maybe you guys are right. "The greatest trick the devil ever played was to convince people that he didn't exist."

[stinkyface]

What about Walmart and Starbucks? Fuck a McDonalds and a Walgreens, Walmart and Starbucks are already taking over the world.

But where would they get the manpower to have people in those barracks?

clone's man clone's, that's why all these scientist's are cloning everything in site. to see if it can be done. THE CLONING HAS ALREADY STARTED, RUN AND HIDE!

[sin]

clone's man clone's, that's why all these scientist's are cloning everything in site. to see if it can be done. THE CLONING HAS ALREADY STARTED, RUN AND HIDE!

I heard a rumor that McDonald's soldiers all look like Ronald McDonald...equipped with M16's and 50. cal sniper rifles.

Imagine if they were really crappy soldiers though...how fun would it be to fight off the invasion...i have always wanted to kill that fucking clown

sin

[IBaneZ4544]

hahahahahahah! that would be so much fun, I hope it happeneds lol :)

But, Starbucks and Wal-Mart are definitely taking over. DONT FORGET ABOUT HOME DEPOT! They seriously are gonna start fucking shit up.

[ericman123]

I'd put my money on a Crispy Creme donut shop revolution. You have to face the fact that their donuts are friggin awesome. So awesome in fact that I'd bet that they put addicting chemicals of some sort into their pasteries to get people hooked.

But that's just phase one to fund their military campaign which, ironically, also serves to complete phase two: recruitment of military personnel.

Deprived of their neccessary satiating chemicals required for existence in day to day life, hoards of people will beg crispy creme for their products. This is when Crispy Creme will halt all sales and begin only giving out their delicious delectibles in the form of standard Crispy Creme Armed Forces rations......from here they take over Canada.....tomorrow THE WORLD!!!!!

I should write a book.

[Losertwothemaxx]

The hell with McDonalds, Walmart, and Starbucks. If anyone is going to take over, its going to be Dunkin Donuts. They have more stores in this state than there are police officers. No matter where the hell you are, there is bound to be a Dunkin Donuts within 2 blocks. With that kind of coverage, they can outrun the entire US in less than 10 minutes.

[IBaneZ4544]

Shit...your right, I forgot about that place, they will definitely take over.

What about Cluck U' Chicken? I don't think that place is anywhere else in the U.S besides jersey in Red Bank, but they are the SHIT!

[Darklight]

I personally still think its the hindu's... taking your country over one convinence store at a time...

nah... but I guess you could rename the McDonalds sign to the Golden Anarchists..

[taberman03]

yeah you have strong points, what about walmart those fuckers are everywhere to.............

[unit.x9]

I heard a rumor that McDonald's soldiers all look like Ronald McDonald...equipped with M16's and 50. cal sniper rifles.

Imagine if they were really crappy soldiers though...how fun would it be to fight off the invasion...i have always wanted to kill that fucking clown

sin
We all would like to kill that damn clown. Let them try to invade the world, i mean they can't be to smart. They cant serve decent, or even warm food for gods sake. Then again what to you expect from under paid teens and mexicans. FOR ONCE I WOULD LIKE TO GET A FUCKING BURGER AND NOT HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE PERSON TO TRANSLATE MY DAMN ORDER!! ALL I WANT IS A BURGER, FRIES, AND A COKE. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

[Agarath]

McDonalds is going to die out in this century nyways....Starbux, now there is an evil empire in the making.

Ever since the little coffee house from Seatle has gotten under way the price of cofee ( and the wait time for a decent cup) has kept going up.

Heres a fun fact for you when visiting Vancouver Canada. You can actually cross almost all of Vancouver with a grande sized Starbux and never ever have an empty cup. Another one is that (if I remember correctly) Vancouver is the only city where they have starbux on opposing corners ot the same intersections ....And more than 1 intersection too!

Between the Wagreens and McD's in the USA, and starbux out west and Tim Hortons back east....man they could enslave all of north america with out firing a shot...Hold on I think they have.:eek:

[Elite Hunting]

Okay, in a war that has the U.S. and Britain vs. the secret armies of Walmart, Dunkin' Donuts, McDonalds and Starbucks, who would win?

[Jack]

No army that makes $6.75 an hour would win. US & UK.

[TheLampIncident]

The hell with McDonalds, Walmart, and Starbucks. If anyone is going to take over, its going to be Dunkin Donuts.

You live in MA, don't you?

I'm a Rhode Islander and I noticed the same problem, but I think it's only in New England that Dunkin Donuts is so heavily concentrated.

[Elite Hunting]

You live in MA, don't you?

I'm a Rhode Islander and I noticed the same problem, but I think it's only in New England that Dunkin Donuts is so heavily concentrated.

Not so, Lamp. There's an assload of 'em up here in Michigan, too. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

And, that of course means :end:

[TheLampIncident]

Really? Well, I know I could go to Providence and find an area where there's three of them in two blocks...they're building one right by my house to make that at least the fifth one in this town already...it never ends... :sickpuke:

[Elite Hunting]

Actually, Detroit has the highest number of donut shops per person than any other major U.S. city. Sad but true.

[BamWam]

What about CVS. We have a bunch of those where I live. They could be another allie.

[Lord Vetinari]

No army that makes $6.75 an hour would win. US & UK.

They only pay low wages to pay for the super equipment silly.:rolleyes:

And since the targets for all their commercials and PR campains are kids, and all the grownups are fat/lazy from malnutrition, and most are sympathetic to their cause anyway. The drafting of the us army would deminish.

So you se their tactic is to first brainwash the kidies and faten up the adults. Then draft the kids to fight the parent!

A brilliant and devious plan indeed....