Answer a question with a question

[CopyLifted]

This is lame but who cares. Something for you fucks to run with.

Here we have a little game of answer a question with a question. I'll kick it off.

Do you want to play along with this lame-o game-o?

[Base]

why do you ask?

[CopyLifted]

why must you know?

[Base]

do you really want to know my answer?

[CopyLifted]

Will you just spit it out already?

[Base]

what do you think i should do?

[CopyLifted]

Can you be more specific?

[Base]

what would you like me to be more specific about?

[CopyLifted]

Are you high?

[Base]

what do you think?

[CopyLifted]

I'm thinking.....will you pass that shit around? :tongue:

[Gotie]

Is that going to help ?

[Base]

well...would you like some? :D

[CopyLifted]

Do bears shit in the woods? :happysad:

[Base]

what was the question again? :tongue:

[CopyLifted]

Why do i feel this is getting nowhere? :tongue:

[Base]

do you think you're asking the wrong questions? :rofl:

[ChilianFuckFace]

No, the question is, do you think you are asking the right questions?

[Base]

well, are you?

[ChilianFuckFace]

No idiot, are you?

[Base]

is this annoying you?

[ChilianFuckFace]

Wouldn't you love to know?

[BklynCannonball]

Would you love me to know?

[ChilianFuckFace]

Would you give me a reward me if I told you?

[BklynCannonball]

Would you like a reward if you told?

[ChilianFuckFace]

What type of reward are we talking?

[player9m]

What is the reward?

[ChilianFuckFace]

Why didn't you look before posting?

[CopyLifted]

what are you trying to say?

[BklynCannonball]

Are you implying that I'm trying to say something?

[Tostig]

who the hell are you people anyway?

[countrygrl]

Why do you ask that?

[CopyLifted]

why do i feel like i'm on acid right now?

[lady victoria]

Are the roofies Tostig put in your drink really working?

[CopyLifted]

Are you trying to kill my buzz? :tongue:

[lady victoria]

Is that a pink dildo sticking out of your arse?

[CopyLifted]

Would you think less of me if it is?

[lady victoria]

Is that something you really want me to answer?

[CopyLifted]

What's with all the questions? :happysad:

[BklynCannonball]

Why are you getting defensive?

[CopyLifted]

Can I plead the 5th?

[lady victoria]

Well...do you want to explain to me why your wearing a frilly pink dress and have a 16" dildo sticking out of your arse? or do you wish me to keep asking you questions?

[CopyLifted]

Can you ask one question at a time?

[lady victoria]

Cant you do more than one thing at a time?

[CopyLifted]

are you asking me if I can do you and max at the same time? :happysad:

[meh_it_all]

Why aren't you asleep yet? :tongue:

[Tostig]

did you have a good time with me last night, meh? :-P

[meh_it_all]

Didn't I tell you to be quiet?

[Tostig]

don't you know how big my mouth is by now?

[BklynCannonball]

Tostig, I forgot, how many penises did you have in your mouth at one time last night?

[meh_it_all]

Are you trying to suggest that you joined in BCB?

[BklynCannonball]

Are you implying that I was more than a voyeur?

[Tostig]

don't you remember BCB? Which of us won anyway?

[Jane Deere]

Dideither of you even win?

[meh_it_all]

Did you secretly beat them both?

[Jane Deere]

What if i did?

[Tostig]

weren't you the one showing us how to do it, Jane?

[Jane Deere]

Do you actually think i have that kind of talent??

[Tostig]

don't you remember what you showed me?

[countrygrl]

What is BCB?

[Tostig]

what ISN'T BCB?

[BklynCannonball]

How can you answer that without having to contemplate the meaning of life?

[Base]

why do you use such big words?

[BklynCannonball]

What do you mean by big words?

[Base]

didn't you see those big words in there?

[Tostig]

is it really the size of the word that matters?

[Base]

why does size matter?

[Piro]

What's with all the questions!? :mad:

[Base]

why do you want to know?

[Big E]

Why would I want to know

[ChilianFuckFace]

Why would anybody still be playing this game?

[Tostig]

do you have something better to do?

[Brain Spout]

should i?

[zoloftcasserole]

Should you?

[Brain Spout]

Should you?

why do you ask?

[zoloftcasserole]

Does it matter?

[Tostig]

do you know you matter?

[zoloftcasserole]

Does cheesecake matter?

[Tostig]

did you know i like you as much as i like cheesecake?

[zoloftcasserole]

Edit: wrong thread.

[Tostig]

I'd be spending a lot more time in the "spread a rumor" thread.

What if JFK had never been assassinated?
did you know you posted that in the wrong thread? ;)

[BamWam]

who is JFK?

[zoloftcasserole]

Whoa. How the fuck did that happen?


(Whoops.)

[Tostig]

i dunno, but wasn't it humorous? ;)

[zoloftcasserole]

Were you about to call me an asshole?

[Tostig]

would i ever call you an asshole my little cheesecake?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do I look like a cheesecake to you?

[Tostig]

i dunno, are you creamy and delicious?

[Base]

have there really been 88 posts since this thread started earlier today?

[zoloftcasserole]

Can't you read? :tongue:

[Tostig]

don't you already know the answer to that question?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do you think I know the answer to that question?

[screwy]

Do you think I know?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do I care? :D

[Tostig]

do you care?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do you care if I care?

[screwy]

Do you want me to care?

[zoloftcasserole]

Should you care?

[screwy]

Why are you asking me all these questions?

[zoloftcasserole]

Why shouldn't I ask you all these questions?

[screwy]

Why should I awnswer them?

[zoloftcasserole]

What's awnswer?

[screwy]

What does that even mean?

[zoloftcasserole]

Does it mean I win?

[screwy]

Do you think I'd ever admit to that?

[zoloftcasserole]

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

[Tostig]

would you like to have some cheese and wine with me, zolly?

[zoloftcasserole]

You aren't going to cut the cheese are you?

[Tostig]

that depends, do you want some?

[zoloftcasserole]

Can I have some cheesecake instead?

[teh anarchist]

do I look like I have cheesecake?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do I look like I was asking you? :tongue:

[Tostig]

will you help me make the cheesecake if i let you have some?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do I look like Martha Stewart to you?

[Tostig]

would you be offended if i said "hell no, you're hot, she's not!"?

[zoloftcasserole]

Have I ever been offended when you've said something along those lines before?

[Tostig]

i do'nt know, to be honest. have you?

[zoloftcasserole]

Don't you think I would tell you?

[Tostig]

aren't you too nice to call me on my douchebaggery?

[zoloftcasserole]

You think I'm nice? :lol:

[Tostig]

isn't it obvious?

[zoloftcasserole]

Are you stoned?

[Tostig]

does it seem like i am?

[zoloftcasserole]

Should it?

[Tostig]

wouldn't i admit to it if i were? do i have any shame?

[zoloftcasserole]

Is shame a requirement at wtf.com?

[Tostig]

don't you think a lack of shame makes it easier to be here?

[zoloftcasserole]

Can you say, "derrrrr"?

[Tostig]

what does "derrrr" mean?

[zoloftcasserole]

What's it to ya?

[Tostig]

does this mean you don't love me any more?

[zoloftcasserole]

Is that what I said?

[Tostig]

but is it what you're saying?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do you really need to ask?

[Tostig]

don't you know how fragile male egos are?

[zoloftcasserole]

Am I supposed to care? :tongue:

[Tostig]

does any woman, really?

[zoloftcasserole]

What are you implying?

[Tostig]

do i really need to come out and say it?

[zoloftcasserole]

Why not?

[Tostig]

don't you know i can't be mean on purpose?

[zoloftcasserole]

Should I call the Wahhhhmbulance?

[Tostig]

do you have the number memorized?

[zoloftcasserole]

Doesn't it start with the number two?

[dustinzgirl]

And what if it does?

[Tostig]

oh, is it "2 legit to quit"?

[zoloftcasserole]

I thought you knew?

[Tostig]

i thought you didn't care? :p

[zoloftcasserole]

Did I say I did?

[Tostig]

did you say you didn't?

[Jiraffe]

Should I even be reading this?

[zoloftcasserole]

Got something better to do?

[Tostig]

does anyone got something better to do than WTF?

[Jane Deere]

is there anything else to do??

[squeeze_me]

was ever anything to do in the first place?

[zoloftcasserole]

Where did you come from?

[leehype]

Who wants to know?

[zoloftcasserole]

Who let your scraggly ass in? :tongue:

[leehype]

Why you gotta be like that?

[zoloftcasserole]

Why you all in my grill? :lol:

[TheLampIncident]

Why aren't you trying to wring my neck?

[zoloftcasserole]

Would you like me to?

[Jane Deere]

why not?

[BadEvilWrong]

Why bother?

[zoloftcasserole]

Who said you could leave the kitchen, bitch?

[BadEvilWrong]

You mean I was in the kitchen to begin with?

[zoloftcasserole]

You want your ass beat, don't you? :tongue:

[BadEvilWrong]

I like my ass beaten, remember?

[zoloftcasserole]

Can you say "fired"?

[BadEvilWrong]

Can I?

[zoloftcasserole]

The real question is, can I?

[Jiraffe]

When will you stop the foreplay and just kiss?

[zoloftcasserole]

Ever wonder what it feels like to have a broomstick up your ass?

[BadEvilWrong]

How does it feel?

[zoloftcasserole]

Want to find out?

[BadEvilWrong]

Didn't I ask you?

[zoloftcasserole]

But isn't it usually better to ask a pro?

[BadEvilWrong]

Did I not just do so?

[zoloftcasserole]

Are you smoking crack again?

[BadEvilWrong]

Why are you changing the subject?

[zoloftcasserole]

Was I?

[BadEvilWrong]

Let's get back to it, shall we?

[zoloftcasserole]

Why don't we?

[BadEvilWrong]

You do know that I'm just waiting for you, right?

[zoloftcasserole]

Where's my dinner, bitch?

[Tostig]

who wants to weed me out of the gene pool?

[zoloftcasserole]

How much you paying?

[BadEvilWrong]

Does he have money to begin with?

[Tostig]

is $5 and change enough?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do I have cheap written on my forehead?

[BadEvilWrong]

Could you get your head out of your ass so I CAN see what's written on your forehead?

[zoloftcasserole]

Is that before or after you kiss my ass?

[BadEvilWrong]

Do I do so before or after you move your shoulders out of the way?

[zoloftcasserole]

Do you have any sentimental attachment to your penis whatsoever?

[BadEvilWrong]

Why, do you?

[zoloftcasserole]

Wouldn't I need to find it first?

[BadEvilWrong]

Wouldn't you need to pull your head out of your ass to find it?

[zoloftcasserole]

I'd need to do a lot more than that, wouldn't I?

[BadEvilWrong]

You mean like wiping the shit off of your eyelids?

[zoloftcasserole]

Can I borrow your microscope?

[BadEvilWrong]

Need it for finding the last remnants of your brain?

[TheLampIncident]

Why aren't more than just two people getting themselves into the mix?

[BadEvilWrong]

Are there not now three?

[zoloftcasserole]

Does it matter?

[BadEvilWrong]

Does it ever?

[zoloftcasserole]

I'm still looking for my brain, how should I know?

[Jane Deere]

you don't have a brain either?

[screwy]

Have you been lobotomized?

[zoloftcasserole]

Have you been circumsized?

[screwy]

What if I have?

[zoloftcasserole]

So I can't call you RumpleForeskin?

[TheLampIncident]

Will any of this change the fact that Comfy likes to practice his oral sex on cat scratching posts?

[screwy]

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iiam.gif

[Jane Deere]

did you have to try and end our game like that, Comfy Gestapo????

[screwy]

Did say anything about ending the game?

[Jane Deere]

what else were you trying to do??

[screwy]

Why so hostile, Jane?

[Jane Deere]

Me? Hostile?

[screwy]

Who else would I be talking to?

[Jane Deere]

Well, don't you know I'm the mayo woman?

[screwy]

How could I be ignorant of such a universally acknowledged fact?

[Jane Deere]

I don't know, how could you?

[screwy]

Is it a mystery?

[Jane Deere]

What if it isn't?

[Jiraffe]

Would it be a drama?

[Jane Deere]

Seriously, don't you think it would be dramatic if no one knew?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[screwy]

Would it be mayo?

[CopyLifted]

Did I just create the perfect thread for you morons to up your post count rather easily? :P

[meh_it_all]

Did you know this was going to happen?

[CopyLifted]

Do you think I'm actaully that smart to think of that?

[ChilianFuckFace]

Does anybody care how smart you are?

[BklynCannonball]

Why would we?

[ChilianFuckFace]

Why would you ask such a question?

[BklynCannonball]

What are you trying to say?

[ChilianFuckFace]

Can't you read?

[Gotie]

Do you really want to know that ?

[ChilianFuckFace]

What I really want to know is, are you the one from your pic?

[Gotie]

If that was the case would you still talk to me ?

[unit.x9]

Don't you already know that?

[BklynCannonball]

Who the hell are these people?

[lady victoria]

Who are you????

[unit.x9]

Do you realy want to know?

[Gotie]

Would she have asked if she didn't want to know?

[unit.x9]

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Gotie]

Are you impliyng you can't understand my words ?

[Tostig]

why ask a question you don't want an answer to?

[BklynCannonball]

Why ask why?

[unit.x9]

Why not?

[BklynCannonball]

Are you saying you don't know?

[Gotie]

isn't it pointless to ask anyway ?