Best single line a in movie EVER!

[Elite Hunting]

Here's mine ...

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-- National Lampoon's Animal House. Dean Wormer talking to Flounder before expelling him.

What's yours?

[Base]

Cheesy, but...

"i'm not going to kill you, but i don't have to save you."

--Batman Begins Batman final words to Ra's Al Gul on the monorail

[leehype]

I have a few, and some one liners from games.

Evildead fist full of boom stick

"I may not be a smart man, but I know what killing is"

Ash random saying after a kill

"you mouth is like my ass, nothing good ever comes out of it."

Ask talking to eldrige.

Those are my fav.

[Piro]

"Smile, it enhances your face value." -Steel Magnolias

"I'll be back." -Terminator, DUH!

"I'm going to be a lady if it kills me." -Dinner at Eight

[zoloftcasserole]

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. (*slurpynoisewouldgohere*)" - Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs

[Aequabilis]

Maybe not the best ever, but a really funny line.

"I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?" - Meet the Parents

[ironictaters]

"Say hello to my little friend"- Scarface

"No, Beavis, you dumbass, there has always been TV, they just have invented like cable" - Beavis and Butthead Do America

There are many more but there more than one line...

[junglizm]

Some of these are more than one line because they sound weird out of context. :happysad:



Pulp Fiction

Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."

Kill Bill Vol 1

The Bride: It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting.

O-Ren Ishii: [her last lines] That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

Serenity

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: This is your Captain speaking, we may experience some turbulance... and then explode.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Dolphins: [singing] So long, and thanks for all the fish / So sad that it should come to this / We tried to warn you all, but, oh, dear / You may not share out intellect / Which might explain your disrespect / For all the natural wonders that grow around you / So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!
Dolphins: [singing] The world's about to be destroyed / There's no point getting all annoyed / Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you / Despite those nets of tuna fleets / We thought that most of you were sweet / Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women / So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, so long, so long, so long! So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!
Dolphin: [singing] If I had just one last wish / I would like a tasty fish!
Dolphin: [singing] If we could just change one thing / We would all have learnt to sing!
Dolphins: [singing] Come one and all / Man and mammal / Side by side / In life's great gene pool!
Dolphins: [singing] So long, so long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long, so long, so long / So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!

Deep Thought: Okay. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is...
[wild cheers from audience, then silence]
Deep Thought: 42.

Dune

Paul: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain.

Baron Harkonnen: I will have Arrakis back for myself! He who controls the Spice controls the universe and what Piter did not tell you is we have control of someone who is very close, very close, to Duke Leto! This person, this traitor, will be worth more to us than ten legions of Sardaukar!

War Games

Joshua: Shall we play a game?
David Lightman: Oh!
Jennifer: I think it missed him.
David Lightman: Yeah. Weird isn't it? Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War.
Joshua: Wouldn't you perfer a nice game of chess?
David Lightman: Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
Joshua: Fine.

[Piro]

Snatch
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Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean open him up"?
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Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
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Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
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Avi: I'm gettin' heartburn. Tony, do something terrible.
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Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.
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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
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Turkish: Well the rabbit gets fucked.
Tommy: [pauses] Proper fucked?
Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.
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Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

As you can tell, I'm a big fan of Snatch :D

[Icarus]

As you can tell, I'm a big fan of Snatch :D

That was a great movie, I agree.

[Jack]

"This is man who thinks a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing." Dylan Moran - Shaun of the Dead

[Elite Hunting]

I thought of one more that's pretty good.

"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."

Coach Finstock to Scott (Michael J. Fox) in Teen Wolf. Lame (old) movie, but good quote.

[JLXC]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum" from "They Live" (I think that's what it's called)

"Good.... Bad.... I'm the guy with the gun" Ash from well everyone knows.

[Kiwi]

Not the best one ever... but one that marked me:

Smith/Oracle: Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why, why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace - could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now! You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you persist?

Neo: Because I choose to.

[Lonely_Person]

A lot of good lines come from Family Guy movies in my opinion, even though I'm not much of a Family Guy fan...

[Elite Hunting]

A lot of good lines come from Family Guy movies in my opinion, even though I'm not much of a Family Guy fan...

The Family Guy has movies? Thought it was just on TV?

[CopyLifted]

The Family Guy has movies? Thought it was just on TV?

One movie. I'm not sure what other ones Lonely has seen. :happysad:

As for a line from a movie.....Smokey and the Bandit: "There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth". Buford T. Justice.

Edit: So that wasn't a single line. Oh well.

[FireAngel]

Okay, these are multiple lines only because they're only funny if all the lines are included.
"I can't believe that just fucking happened."
"Is it dead?" ~Boondock Saints

"Ever have a day where you just want to mow down the whole fucking crowd?"
"No."
"You're young. Give it time." FBI head honcho in "Best Men"

[HavokChylde]

There are just too many good quotes out there to even begin.

But I shall name a few that come to mind, just to look cool.:tongue:

The Joker: My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.
[Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him] <Batman>

Jim Morrison: Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts. <The Doors>


I could go on and on.

[Captain 151]

"I'm your huckleberry." - Tombstone

"The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist." (or...something like that...) - Usual Suspects

"Donny, shut the fuck up." or "Donny, you are out of your element." - Big Lebowski

"The man on the bridge, I hit him with a burrito. He took him, with his foot, and he kicked him!" - Anchorman

Veronica: "I can't believe you said that we were dating on the air, Ron!"
Ron: "Mmm.. This is good fondue."
- Anchorman

"It's easy to want to give up when your dying of throat, lung, and testicular cancer. So what are you dying from?" (or...something like that...) - Dodgeball

[zoloftcasserole]

Cousin Vicki: "I'm going steady, and I French kiss."
Audrey: "So? Everybody does that."
Cousin Vicki: "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."

--National Lampoon's Vacation


(So it's not a single line. Sue me.)

[Acid_Corona]

Dazed & Confused

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.
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Harold & Kumar go to White Castle

Kumar: Yeeeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

[zoloftcasserole]

Dazed & Confused

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

Just watched that movie last night. Excellent choice! :thumbsup:

Another one:

Wooderson: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man--I get older, they stay the same age."

[Margrette]

Okay, these are multiple lines only because they're only funny if all the lines are included.
"I can't believe that just fucking happened."
"Is it dead?" ~Boondock Saints

"Ever have a day where you just want to mow down the whole fucking crowd?"
"No."
"You're young. Give it time." FBI head honcho in "Best Men"

I love Boondock Saints. My favorite line from that one is "He was serial crushed, by a huge friggin guy"...just the delivery makes that one priceless. and also the "youre such a fag" line kills me...Willem Dafoe is a genius.

My favorite line ever though is Pulp Fiction: "I dont know about five dollars...but thas' a pretty fuckin' good milkshake.

[Acid_Corona]

Just watched that movie last night. Excellent choice! :thumbsup:

Another one:

Wooderson: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man--I get older, they stay the same age."
I love that quote... There is one similar to it in Grind

Sweet Lou: It's just too easy to stand here year after year and watch the new crop roll in.

[HavokChylde]

Just watched that movie last night. Excellent choice! :thumbsup:

Another one:

Wooderson: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man--I get older, they stay the same age."


Can't go wrong with the more "rebellious youth" lines, either.


Pink: "All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself."

Amen.

[Margrette]

"male dominant monkey mother fucker !"

[FuckedOver]

"I rode the Hasslehoff!"
The Spongebob Squarepants movie