Customer of Conspiracy

[JLXC]

Edited for the public: I work at a hotel while checking a guest in he hung around and shared what was on his mind. This guy is such a wack job it HAS to go here.

In just a few minutes of speech we get these wonders....

1. Scientists are proving light is slowing down, and it just happens to be at a rate which shows that the Universe and the Earth really is only a few thousand years old, proving the bible real.

2. The Jewish bankers started WW2 by funding Hitler, and then when they wouldn't pony up more money, he started killing them too. Though not many Jews were killed in the concentration camps. Mostly other people were killed, and the whole thing was just blown out of proportion. It was really the Catholics who got the worst of it. They teach this in Polish College.

3. The oil wells in Texas are refilling themselves, because oil isn't really made the way we are led to believe. Also, in 1969 they did a class project proving that with current oil supplies at the time, and even taking in to account the increases since then, we wont run out of oil for 10,000 years. It's a conspiracy to suppress the truth that there's infinite oil!!!!!

4. Dinosaurs and all things before 5000 years or so ago are just make believe.

[KatLovesTheJam]

who??

[Zickddot]

This guy clearly has his facts straight. He got the same evidence I got too. I got it from pulledouttayourass.com.

[BamWam]

That guy sounds like a real wack job. My personal favorite is the one that says Jewish bankers were supplying Hitler. What did the dude look like? Did he look crazy?

[JLXC]

That guy sounds like a real wack job. My personal favorite is the one that says Jewish bankers were supplying Hitler. What did the dude look like? Did he look crazy?

He looked like a middle aged white guy, well to do business man, but when he talked da craziness came out.

[BamWam]

I have never met a wacko who isnt a middle-aged white guy. For some reason that is typically what they look like.

[JLXC]

I have never met a wacko who isnt a middle-aged white guy. For some reason that is typically what they look like.


Touche'

[Chad]

I have never met a wacko who isnt a middle-aged white guy. For some reason that is typically what they look like.


I think thats the appearance Micheal Jackson was going for, hence Wacko Jacko.

[HoneyImHome]

Dinosaurs weren't real... oil is endless... ummm, fossil fuel?? :confused:

Sometimes people should just listen to themselves before speaking. :rolleyes:
Originally Posted by bamwam13
I have never met a wacko who isnt a middle-aged white guy. For some reason that is typically what they look like.

You should get out more hun. Crazy doesn't discriminate. It comes in all shapes and sizes. ;)

[BamWam]

You should get out more hun. Crazy doesn't discriminate. It comes in all shapes and sizes. ;)
Maybe its because I live in a somewhat rural part of pennslyvania and there are a lot of old white crackpots around here.

[Chad]

Maybe its because I live in a somewhat rural part of pennslyvania and there are a lot of old white crackpots around here.


Like at sheetz, for example

[BamWam]

Like at sheetz, for example
I laughed so hard when I read that. I'm actually still laughing. I think Sheetz was made just for Pennsylvania.

[Chad]

Dude it totally was...

[TheKillerDynamo]

my god, that guy is like the poor street corner dealer who just ends up smokin all of his own crack and meth. what a dick face. if he came into my hotel, id arrange for his mission impossible like elevator demise.

[pyrodude]

I'd expect something like that from a crack head or the weirdo who sits out side the corner shop singing about what he is reading in the newspaper, but from a buisiness man.

How did you resist the urrge to roll around on the floor laughing?

[RageAgainst]

Hope he doesn't have kids...