Dudes...you ever think that

[dustinzgirl]

Dudes...you ever think that?????

Like, when global warming, mass disease, nuclear bombs, cancer, war, aliens.......finally wipe our race from the faces of the earth. The next intelligent biological creature to rule and advance in technology will one day dig our technology, and our culture, up from milenia of rock, that they will find our words, and translate them, and someone will know what we have written today.

Now, the shitter is that this advanced creature who took our place was, literally, a utopian place. There were no wars, no politics, no abuse, no starvation. They all shared a common genteel nature. So this scientist that was the first to translate our language and our servers and our databases, reads WTF.COM. From there, the worst disease of all....mankinds thought process and nature...floods through this culture like a fucking plague. They all kill each other and that is the end of their civilization.

Then, the cockroaches take over.

[gehtfuct]

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Don't forgeht about Keith Richards. He'll still be there.

[JLXC]

Actually it's just as likely they would then build a "time window" to look back in time and it would become the longest running show on their TV's. The name?


The Crazies

[dustinzgirl]

Dudes, you never answered my questions.

Anyhoot....

Nice pic daddy G.

[gehtfuct]

Dudes, you never answered my questions.

Anyhoot....

Nice pic daddy G.
I read a statement. A thought in text format. I didn't answer any questions because I didn't see one of these >>?<<.. If your question is- Do I think you're teh sex-o-matic? Then, my answer is most certainly, yesh.

[dustinzgirl]

look again, bonny lass.

[gehtfuct]

ROFLBBQMYASS!!

You cheated...

[HoneyImHome]

Dudes, you never answered my questions.
That's the only question I did see, so to answer it, no. :tongue:

[Easty]

I'm so fucking confused right meow.:confused:

[Spikey]

We should bury something like another Rosseta Stone.

[Repth]

i guess you want someone to answer your question?

no...

would wtf.com still exist? my crackpot web construction teacher told me that the internet is a big cloud. so.. if the aliens destroy all the clouds, the internet would be gone forever:eek: ...according to him...

[HoneyImHome]

Is your teacher speaking metaphorically by chance?

[dustinzgirl]

i guess you want someone to answer your question?

no...

would wtf.com still exist? my crackpot web construction teacher told me that the internet is a big cloud. so.. if the aliens destroy all the clouds, the internet would be gone forever:eek: ...according to him...

Everything we do is recorded. It does not just disappear.

And I guess Im the only one that ever thought that.

[FlipTheState]

would wtf.com still exist? my crackpot web construction teacher told me that the internet is a big cloud. so.. if the aliens destroy all the clouds, the internet would be gone forever:eek: ...according to him...

If you knew anything about the internet you would know why it's represented by a big cloud.
And...why would aliens destroy our clouds?
There is a very real possibility that any/some/all of the data that exists in cyberspace could still exist in a thousand years.

Although, I sure hope that WTF isn't the first site that DG's cockroach scientist translates. :eek:

[Spikey]

Everything we do is recorded. It does not just disappear.

And I guess Im the only one that ever thought that.
Pffft. Pompeii?

[Repth]

withe the exception of that...but we do know about it so... yeah..

[Siryus]

Dudes...you ever think that?????

Like, when global warming, mass disease, nuclear bombs, cancer, war, aliens.......finally wipe our race from the faces of the earth. The next intelligent biological creature to rule and advance in technology will one day dig our technology, and our culture, up from milenia of rock, that they will find our words, and translate them, and someone will know what we have written today.

Now, the shitter is that this advanced creature who took our place was, literally, a utopian place. There were no wars, no politics, no abuse, no starvation. They all shared a common genteel nature. So this scientist that was the first to translate our language and our servers and our databases, reads WTF.COM. From there, the worst disease of all....mankinds thought process and nature...floods through this culture like a fucking plague. They all kill each other and that is the end of their civilization.

Then, the cockroaches take over.

You should write a book.:thumbsup:

[RetArt]

I wonder if there´d still be aliens who´d think "Pphhstt.. God just put em huu-maans there to test our faith"



but yeah.. they must think that we were a bunch of stupid twats. And then they would be happy that we are extinct, so that they do not have to co-exist with such moronic creatures.They´d just say "hey, that´s how evolution works in practice, the stupid die, live with it"

[fish sticks]

dude thats so farfetched....its a perfect WTF post.:thumbsup:

and when they some how get our computer to work they also discover pr0n. yeah thats all, just wanted some tits to be in the future as well.

[Mr. Fidelio]

The day someone runs around screaming "we are all gonna die"...and its actually true!...im going to throw myself on the floor and start crying like a little bitch...and yes...this world will end despite of what we do or what happens in the future...whoever tries to be like humans is damning themselves as we speak.

[dustinzgirl]

I think you missed the point. But thats OK...so you never thought that either then?

[HoneyImHome]

I realize I said no, but I am changing that. No, I never thought your whole scenario would happen, just the cockroach part. :D

[Roffles]

I think that if an alien civ ever finds us (humans), they will not be able to comprehend us, and vise-versa.

[dustinzgirl]

Haven't you ever heard of babblefish? Of course they would understand us, and visa versa. My dad is so funny....he drove me home from work today and there was this huge rainbow spanning the river...He told me that rainbows are alien portals and that aliens are really us in the future trying to fix things before we fuck them up too much....lol....i love my dad....yes, insanity is genetic.

[Broken]

The "time window" as silly as it might sound it, and I posting under the impression that we are on the same page if that is possible. If everything is connected by force, which we know is true. Then every event alters that force. If I type a letter, speak, fart or smile while I take a shit, I have altered that force. I grant you that the effect may be small , but if you had the means to measure the event before and after and all between. You could use gravity, magnetic's, electrical fields, or something we don't even know about yet and reconstruct the event. Then you can burn it to DVD and sell it on ebay. ROFL~

[cashman99]

if they dig up our stuff then they gonna find a little plastic and metal no internet will be left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brain Spout]

Do you ever think it's possible that we aren't the first intelligent life on this planet? That maybe there was another race of intelligent beings who destroyed themselves and it happened so long ago that the earth has recovered and everything from their civilization has been completely destroyed over hundreds of millions of years?

[beef_roller]

Do you ever think it's possible that we aren't the first intelligent life on this planet? That maybe there was another race of intelligent beings who destroyed themselves and it happened so long ago that the earth has recovered and everything from their civilization has been completely destroyed over hundreds of millions of years?


Yes, I do agree with this sentiment... and also I tend to agree "in a way" with dustinzgirl that there could be others after our race will vanish... but no... I think NO society is ever utopian.

[dustinzgirl]

So I was watching the discovery channel because Im a geek and thats what I do all day and this comet show was pretty cool.....

Here is a theory....all life in the universe came from comets carrying the basics of life...bacteria, carbon, H2O, ect....crashed into earth and then life was born from the heat and bacteria.......so when the next comet comes and wipes us the fuck out (Day of the Comet comes to mind) We dont have to worry too much because life will continue in one form or another.