Why Do the French Suck Balls?

[ron]

Discuss all of the ways in which the French suck balls.

If you've ever met a Frenchman, you'll immediately notice that personal hygiene is lost on them. You'll notice, in fact, as the sorry bastard walks toward you. Man, don't get caught in a small room with one.

They're pussies. Here, try this URL for fun and select the first result:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=french+military+victories&btnG=Google+Search

What's wrong with these people? I mean, it's a country where they constantly start shit around the world, quickly get in over their heads, beg for someone to save them, pull out completely from the situation when someone else gets involved, and then criticize the country that pulled their asses out of the fire (again).

Your turn.

[GottaHurt]

Nothing like being on the same page today.Why the French suck is too long a topic to post here. But here's my earlier rant (http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?p=7590#post7590) of some of my experiences with the French.

[ron]

Nothing like being on the same page today.Why the French suck is too long a topic to post here. But here's my earlier rant (http://forums.wtf.com/showthread.php?p=7590#post7590) of some of my experiences with the French.
Oh, come on. Favor us with some healthy ranting. Your other post was pretty good, though.

[yowatupdogg]

THE FRENCH SUCK

NO QUESTION :cool:




THE FRENCH SUCK :sword:


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PAIN CAN BE SUCH A HORRIBLE THING :sword:

[Chris]

I lived in france for two fucking years!!! My french teachers was the biggest bitch I've ever met, I even wrote "The teacher's a hooker" on the desk, mwahahahahah!...my brother's girlfriend from france, and her dad, came to visit us here in switzerland, her dad smelled shit! 30 min. in a car with that guy! GOD! I would rather be smelling someone's ass...(preferably a girl...)

[shep]

Discuss all of the ways in which the French suck balls.

If you've ever met a Frenchman, you'll immediately notice that personal hygiene is lost on them. You'll notice, in fact, as the sorry bastard walks toward you. Man, don't get caught in a small room with one.

They're pussies. Here, try this URL for fun and select the first result:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=french+military+victories&btnG=Google+Search

What's wrong with these people? I mean, it's a country where they constantly start shit around the world, quickly get in over their heads, beg for someone to save them, pull out completely from the situation when someone else gets involved, and then criticize the country that pulled their asses out of the fire (again).

Your turn.


you hit the nail on the head bud :thumbsup:

[yowatupdogg]

all of u are right someoine got really mad at me when i said the french smell in a thread abd i am like go to france and u will know what i mean


but anyways all of u are good for thinking the french smell and stuff so keep it up


the frencg suck :mfinger:



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pain can be such a horrilbe thing :sword:

[Unforgiven]

Most french girls are hairy and smell funny

[_Kitana_]

and try to act sexy

[Broken]

I hate to generalize but they are so arrogant, and for what reasons? It's beyond me.:confused:

[WTFNation]

These people are retarded. I'd be willing to bet that most of them have never been outside the USA, let alone to France. They probably couldn't even point it out on a globe, or have even met anyone French. You people make me sick with your Xenophobic rants and flames against other nations. If the USA is so fucking great, why do Americans feel the need to put down other nations? I think the USA is one big inferiority complex, and is jealous of the freedoms that other nations enjoy and the opinions of the rest of the world about these other nations.

Oh but I can hear it now... "The USA is the free-est country in the World!" Just because you can choose from 47 different varieties of toothpaste doesn't make you free.

Remove your head from your ass, and venture outside the USA bubble. It's not that hard. There's McDonalds and Coca-Cola in other nations too, so they might not seem so far away once you get there. It's a great big world out there, and I pity those too narrow-minded to appreciate it.

Just my $.02, and no, I'm not French, but I am in France today. Do I hate Americans? Absolutely not. Sometimes though, I pity them.

[The_DEA]

These people are retarded. I'd be willing to bet that most of them have never been outside the USA, let alone to France. They probably couldn't even point it out on a globe, or have even met anyone French. You people make me sick with your Xenophobic rants and flames against other nations. If the USA is so fucking great, why do Americans feel the need to put down other nations? I think the USA is one big inferiority complex, and is jealous of the freedoms that other nations enjoy and the opinions of the rest of the world about these other nations.

Oh but I can hear it now... "The USA is the free-est country in the World!" Just because you can choose from 47 different varieties of toothpaste doesn't make you free.

Remove your head from your ass, and venture outside the USA bubble. It's not that hard. There's McDonalds and Coca-Cola in other nations too, so they might not seem so far away once you get there. It's a great big world out there, and I pity those too narrow-minded to appreciate it.

Just my $.02, and no, I'm not French, but I am in France today. Do I hate Americans? Absolutely not. Sometimes though, I pity them.
look everyone a french inbred muhahahahaha

[ron]

These people are retarded. I'd be willing to bet that most of them have never been outside the USA, let alone to France. They probably couldn't even point it out on a globe, or have even met anyone French.
But, some of us have. Some of us have been to a variety of nations all over the world and can speak from experience. Some of us can speak from knowledge and experience. Some of us do not believe everything we see printed on the World Wide Web. Some of us find out for ourselves, rather than rely upon television news to give us an opinion.

You people make me sick with your Xenophobic rants and flames against other nations. If the USA is so fucking great, why do Americans feel the need to put down other nations? I think the USA is one big inferiority complex, and is jealous of the freedoms that other nations enjoy and the opinions of the rest of the world about these other nations.
You people make me sick with your instant support of and belief in anything anti-American. It has always seemed to us that other nations must be jealous, since they put down the USA. What freedoms would those be? Since you're so knowledgable of the USA, let's hear what freedoms other nations have that we do not.

Oh but I can hear it now... "The USA is the free-est country in the World!" Just because you can choose from 47 different varieties of toothpaste doesn't make you free.
Oh, but I can hear it now, "The USA really is such a terrible country lacking in even the most fundamental freedoms, because there is no nation more free than ours, but I think I'll move there anyway." Just because you can go clubbing does not make you free.

No, but freedoms of speech, religion, and many, many more do make us a free nation. The freedom to elect our own government representatives makes us free. Our freedom to criticize the government and our leaders with absolute peace of mind is freedom. All the freedoms of other nations must be why people come to the USA in droves.

Remove your head from your ass, and venture outside the USA bubble. It's not that hard. There's McDonalds and Coca-Cola in other nations too, so they might not seem so far away once you get there. It's a great big world out there, and I pity those too narrow-minded to appreciate it.
Remove your head from your ass and venture to the USA for an extended stay. It's not that hard. I'm sure you will, anyway, once you've graduated. You know nothing about the values we hold dear and the freedoms we enjoy, yet you keep spouting your anti-American rhetoric. The world is smaller than you think and I pity those too narrow-minded to appreciate it.

Just my $.02, and no, I'm not French, but I am in France today. Do I hate Americans? Absolutely not. Sometimes though, I pity them.
Just my $.02. Do I hate the people of other nations? Absolutely not. Sometimes, though, I pity their ignorance.

Just keep touting the party line. I'm sure it gets you points with the Finnish Communist Party. Good for you! We'll see you in a few years, after you graduate. You will even have the freedom to join the American Communist Party. You should feel right at home.

[The_DEA]

lololol hahahaha ron you busted his ass hahahaha

[get it together]

I'm sorry but I have to agree with wtfnation, call be whatever you want, but there is no reason to generalise so much, it's absolutely pointless to insult an entire nation, all it does is make you seem like a tiny pathetic little dip shit. really if you want to make comments about individual people than that's fine, but going after everyone just because they were born in france and have different ways than you doesn't mean you should insult them. I'm not going to go so far as to say that all americans are biggots though, I'm not american. Actually, I'm from Canada, and there's a lot of hatred for the french here too, and it's all just as stupid and pointless. So I'm not going to say it's only americans saying that stupid shit.. I have nothing but respect for America as a whole. But really, what the hell is the point in insulting the french? if you think about it, it's actually pretty sick, al you're doing is pre judging people. For instance, what if I were to automatically assume you were a gun carrying drunk who spends all his time blind to the mistakes he makes and blames everything on everyone else, just because you're an american. ( no I'm not saying all amercains are like that) it's the assumption that's wrong, your insulting as entire nation without meeting everyone in it, now, if you want to insult a particular person who doesn't know how to shower, shave, or wipe his ass, go for it, but leave the sterotyping out of it

[ron]

By the way, wearing a Speedo on the beach is a privilege, not a right. That does not count as a freedom.

[GottaHurt]

I'm sorry but I have to agree with wtfnation, call be whatever you want, but there is no reason to generalise so much, it's absolutely pointless to insult an entire nation, all it does is make you seem like a tiny pathetic little dip shit. really if you want to make comments about individual people than that's fine, but going after everyone just because they were born in france and have different ways than you doesn't mean you should insult them. I'm not going to go so far as to say that all americans are biggots though, I'm not american. Actually, I'm from Canada, and there's a lot of hatred for the french here too, and it's all just as stupid and pointless. So I'm not going to say it's only americans saying that stupid shit.. I have nothing but respect for America as a whole. But really, what the hell is the point in insulting the french? if you think about it, it's actually pretty sick, al you're doing is pre judging people. For instance, what if I were to automatically assume you were a gun carrying drunk who spends all his time blind to the mistakes he makes and blames everything on everyone else, just because you're an american. ( no I'm not saying all amercains are like that) it's the assumption that's wrong, your insulting as entire nation without meeting everyone in it, now, if you want to insult a particular person who doesn't know how to shower, shave, or wipe his ass, go for it, but leave the sterotyping out of it



Oh OK, I'll make sure I take everyones feelings into consideration next time here at WTF.com.

[otepsoul]

By the way, wearing a Speedo on the beach is a privilege, not a right. That does not count as a freedom.
true that who wants to see a mad fat person going in a speedo,ewww

[ron]

true that who wants to see a mad fat person going in a speedo,ewww
You should take a trip overseas.

[ron]

Oh OK, I'll make sure I take everyones feelings into consideration next time here at WTF.com.
Pussy.

[GottaHurt]

Pussy.

Yea, with big teeth!!!

[ron]

Yea, with big teeth!!!
MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

Yowza!

[get it together]

haha... wow... there is practically no point in arguing with people like you.. you're all just opinionated bastards who completely avoided everything I brought up (although now it'll probably get shot in my face) but wow... I would've expected better than "pussy!" "yeah! and he has big teeth too!" so I really hope your just joking, common, I've seen you guys shoot better shit than that before.

haha, no. of course I don't want you to take others feelings into consideration while your here, hell that's why you come here, but just the way you talk about it makes it seem like your just as much of a biased asshole out of the forum

[GottaHurt]

haha... wow... there is practically no point in arguing with people like you.. you're all just opinionated bastards who completely avoided everything I brought up (although now it'll probably get shot in my face) but wow... I would've expected better than "pussy!" "yeah! and he has big teeth too!" so I really hope your just joking, common, I've seen you guys shoot better shit than that before.

haha, no. of course I don't want you to take others feelings into consideration while your here, hell that's why you come here, but just the way you talk about it makes it seem like your just as much of a biased asshole out of the forum

It's Monday, back the fuck off. You'll have plenty of time all week to get slapped around in regard to your post. I do things on my timetable not yours.

[ron]

haha... wow... there is practically no point in arguing with people like you.. Not when your arguments are so easily refuted, no. There really is little point in arguing with you ignorant assholes.

you're all just opinionated bastards who completely avoided everything I brought up (although now it'll probably get shot in my face) You're all really just opinionated bastards who argue out of ignorance. I read over your post and really did not think much of it. I'll go back and see what I can do about smacking you in the face with it, but you really didn't give me much ammunition.

but wow... I would've expected better than "pussy!" "yeah! and he has big teeth too!" so I really hope your just joking, common, I've seen you guys shoot better shit than that before. You should read the whole thread before posting stupid shit. I GH said he would look out for people's feelings and I called him a pussy. It sort of went downhill from there. If you read further back in several threads, we have refuted the claims of others time and again. So many people think they know a great deal about the USA (and Canada), but they are really only repeating the party line or parroting what they saw on television.

haha, no. of course I don't want you to take others feelings into consideration while your here, hell that's why you come here, but just the way you talk about it makes it seem like your just as much of a biased asshole out of the forumThat's why I called GH a pussy. I am biased, as are all human beings. How can we not be?

As to being an asshole; I've been called worse. The constant anti-American rhetoric from ignorant non-Americans and ignorant Americans, alike, is getting a bit tired. I keep refuting ignorance, however, every chance I get. I like it. Other people like it. Perhaps I simply articulate better what others feel. Someone has to. Otherwise, I'd be no better than Philippe Moussette, a Frenchman I know and despise. He hates America, too, even though we gave him an education and well-paying job. If countering ignorance with fact and experience makes me an asshole, then I am an asshole. Get over it.

You see, regardless of one's opinions (bias), this is a forum for debate. Therefore, one cannot expect to post anything and have it left alone. One should not expect others to "think of others' feelings" before posting.

I was in a meeting, so it took me a little over long to compose this. I will leave you with a quote, "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything."

You may now exhale.

[ron]

I'm sorry but I have to agree with wtfnation, call be whatever you want, but there is no reason to generalise so much
Sure there is, just like people generalize about the United States of America. That's why representative samples are taken in statistical studies. The sample represents the greater whole.

, it's absolutely pointless to insult an entire nation,
Yet, you agree with wtfnation in insulting our nation. How interesting.

really if you want to make comments about individual people than that's fine, but going after everyone just because they were born in france and have different ways than you doesn't mean you should insult them.
Yet, it's alright to go after Americans because our ways are not what WTF members from Finland and Australia might prefer. How interesting.

I'm not going to go so far as to say that all americans are biggots though, I'm not american. Lots of Americans are bigots. Lots of Americans are not. People are free to practice bigotry, along with other personal beliefs, at their discretion. The rest of us are free to point fingers at them and laugh.

Actually, I'm from Canada, and there's a lot of hatred for the french here too, and it's all just as stupid and pointless. So I'm not going to say it's only americans saying that stupid shit..
Well, Quebec is a silly place. You should let them secede, place tariffs on everything they produce (?), restrict immigration to and from Quebec, and then wait for them to beg to be readmitted to your union. They'd be quiet after that.

I have nothing but respect for America as a whole.
Thank you, brother from the "Great White North." I like Canada. Thanks for SCTV, John Candy, The Kids in the Hall, and Dan Aykroyd.


But really, what the hell is the point in insulting the french? The thing about hating the French is this: it's so easy. As has been stated in many other places, the French have repeatedly demonstrated habits of cowardice, apathy, ignorance, narrow-mindedness, and a host of other undesirable traits (like appeasement of hostiles and providing Iraq with nuclear reactors). They always raise a fuss at the UN, the only governing body that still takes them seriously, when they don't get their way. Even if one has never been to France, nor met a Frenchman, one can only assume that their diplomats and other officials are a representative sampling of their population.

if you think about it, it's actually pretty sick, al you're doing is pre judging people. Thus bias. Why is it alright to be prejudiced against the USA and not France?

For instance, what if I were to automatically assume you were a gun carrying drunk who spends all his time blind to the mistakes he makes and blames everything on everyone else, just because you're an american. You could do that; it appears to be the general consensus from the people of the world who know nothing about the USA. That's called a generalization.

it's the assumption that's wrong, your insulting as entire nation without meeting everyone in it, now, if you want to insult a particular person who doesn't know how to shower, shave, or wipe his ass, go for it, but leave the sterotyping out of itYou see, that's the problem with a generalization. Someone, as an individual, will always take offense. It's how people are.

You're an individual, just like everyone else.

[Broken]

haha... wow... there is practically no point in arguing with people like you.. you're all just opinionated bastards who completely avoided everything I brought up (although now it'll probably get shot in my face) but wow... I would've expected better than "pussy!" "yeah! and he has big teeth too!" so I really hope your just joking, common, I've seen you guys shoot better shit than that before.

haha, no. of course I don't want you to take others feelings into consideration while your here, hell that's why you come here, but just the way you talk about it makes it seem like your just as much of a biased asshole out of the forum
Honestly do you think anyone cares?
First;
This is your second account that you created you are WTFNation.
Second;
The French hate Americans, hell who doesn't? Give us a break. You stressed out little dicked bastard. Go take care of your self and calm down. All countries have rants about the others. Hell you know what they even have Jokes.. Bet you never would believed that. I bet there's even a polish jokes. Nah.. who am I kidding.

[ron]

Honestly do you think anyone cares?
First;
This is your second account that you created you are WTFNation.
Second;
The French hate Americans, hell who doesn't? Give us a break. You stressed out little dicked bastard. Go take care of your self and calm down. All countries have rants about the others. Hell you know what they even have Jokes.. Bet you never would believed that. I bet there's even a polish jokes. Nah.. who am I kidding.
Ouch, busted. Coward.

You had to garner support for yourself by cheating. I hate to say typical, but it was. Take your toys and go home.

[yowatupdogg]

harry lets go to aspen


i don't lloyd i hear the french are ass holes



^
grand ole movie




the french suck











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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

[Nevrotica]

harry lets go to aspen


i don't lloyd i hear the french are ass holes



^
grand ole movie




the french suck:


Let the frenchies have their freedom statue back! They smell better than all of you anti-french suckers. They have the best perfume, the best clothes, the best guys, they are slimmer than americans, they are prettier. :D

[ron]

Let the frenchies have their freedom statue back! They smell better than all of you anti-french suckers. They have the best perfume, the best clothes, the best guys, they are slimmer than americans, they are prettier. :DNow you're just acting ignorant.

Wait, it isn't an act.

[_Kitana_]

Let the frenchies have their freedom statue back! They smell better than all of you anti-french suckers. They have the best perfume, the best clothes, the best guys, they are slimmer than americans, they are prettier. :D

I was just wondering how do you know what i smell like, and oh the perfume... is that to cover up the odor...

I think i can picture and hear the french people singing:

"I feel pretty oh so prety... I feel pretty and witty and Gay..."

[yowatupdogg]

the frenchdon't smell good
have u been smokin weed that is
gayest thing i have ever heard .



wow u must have been somewere else!




the french suck


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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

[The_DEA]

the frenchdon't smell good
have u been smokin weed that is
gayest thing i have ever heard .

wow u must have been somewere else!

the french suck


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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:
your the gayest thing i've ever herd

[otepsoul]

[QUOTE=yowatupdogg]
have u been smokin weed that is
gayest thing i have ever heard .









back the fuck off of weed.

[yowatupdogg]

^yea ummm the person before u siad the same thing




the french suck :mfinger:






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pain can be such a horrible thing :sword:

[otepsoul]

again leave weed alone weed rules.

[Nevrotica]

Stop acting ghay!

The best art comes from France.

France is beautiful.

[GottaHurt]

The best farts comes from France.

France is a big beautiful piece of worthless shit


I agree 100%.

[Broken]

I agree 100%.
That's cheating! - 1 point...

[Spongebobmann56]

i think that all fuckn french ppl need go back to there own country... they come to america in there gay ass fukn speedo's ruins my fukn beach time and time to chill out at wet N wild. :mfinger:

[GottaHurt]

That's cheating! - 1 point...


Couldn't help myself, another foreigner loser coming in talking shit.

[Broken]

Couldn't help myself, another foreigner loser coming in talking shit.
Fuck I am sorry I am in a bad fucking mood.. 2 points...

[Spongebobmann56]

Couldn't help myself, another foreigner loser coming in talking shit.


yah im with u lol

[get it together]

wow... first of all I'm not wtfnation, but I guess there's no way to prove that so fuck it

France is an awesome place, they're very nice people (more than I can say about some..) I wish I understood the grudge everyone has against the french, could someone explain it to me? maybe I'm just stupid and can't see things from everyone else's point of view... so tell me, why do the french suck? (please don't use the same stupid ones that have already been used because a lot of them are just stupid..)

[Broken]

wow... first of all I'm not wtfnation, but I guess there's no way to prove that so fuck it

France is an awesome place, they're very nice people (more than I can say about some..) I wish I understood the grudge everyone has against the french, could someone explain it to me? maybe I'm just stupid and can't see things from everyone else's point of view... so tell me, why do the french suck? (please don't use the same stupid ones that have already been used because a lot of them are just stupid..)
What and where is France? Lmao~ Oh that's where that fucking smell is coming from..I smell Pussies!

[get it together]

What and where is France? Lmao~ Oh that's where that fucking smell is coming from..I smell Pussies!

that's deep

[Broken]

that's deep
hardly~ it's a fucking joke~

[get it together]

hardly~ it's a fucking joke~

wow... really? hmm, I never would've known...