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BklynCannonball
03-13-2006, 08:44 AM
Ok, here's how it goes. WTF is going to write a break-up letter. Start off where the person before you ended.
Dear "Significant Other"
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something imporatant.
lady victoria
03-13-2006, 09:24 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed.
Easty
03-13-2006, 09:39 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...
lady victoria
03-13-2006, 09:45 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that
BklynCannonball
03-13-2006, 09:47 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange
Easty
03-13-2006, 09:48 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since
lady victoria
03-13-2006, 09:55 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend.
Easty
03-13-2006, 09:56 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are.
lady victoria
03-13-2006, 10:01 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way
Easty
03-13-2006, 10:30 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you
BklynCannonball
03-13-2006, 11:52 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed,
zoloftcasserole
03-13-2006, 03:37 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast.
OmegaZeto
03-13-2006, 03:45 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is
teh anarchist
03-13-2006, 09:11 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master.
Angry
03-13-2006, 09:36 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practised once a week.
Elite Hunting
03-13-2006, 10:29 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practised once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practised once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember
when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny when
Easty
03-13-2006, 11:14 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practised once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember
when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and
BadEvilWrong
03-14-2006, 09:14 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to
teh anarchist
03-14-2006, 10:13 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days
Elite Hunting
03-15-2006, 12:55 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to
Stardust
03-15-2006, 11:20 AM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls,
Margrette
03-15-2006, 11:29 AM
There has been something on my mind for a while now that I think you should know. I REALLY REALLY like spaghetti. Oh yeah, and I break up. That hasnt really been anything coming. I just kind of made that one up. But hell, you're always complaining about me lacking spontenaity, right ? Maybe now you'll think of me as a bit more exciting. You know how they always say "Its not you..." Well, it is. Its DEFINITELY you. p.s. Tell your friend (insert name here) to give me a call. She seems nice.
zoloftcasserole
03-15-2006, 01:11 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener
MestupGirl
03-15-2006, 01:18 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my
zoloftcasserole
03-15-2006, 01:23 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you
MestupGirl
03-15-2006, 01:27 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you a fond fare well and happy trails because
Margrette
03-15-2006, 01:39 PM
WOW...whatever happened to just the plain old "I break up" and run trick ?
TheLampIncident
03-15-2006, 01:45 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something important.
THIS THREAD IS SOMEONE TAKING ALL THE SAME WORDS AND ADDING NEW ONES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Margrette
03-15-2006, 01:49 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something important.
THIS THREAD IS SOMEONE TAKING ALL THE SAME WORDS AND ADDING NEW ONES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
as opposed to your "just mashing a bunch of incoherent thoughts into one" the other night around 3:14 , was it ? :D
Elite Hunting
03-15-2006, 03:10 PM
You two quit you're bitching, and let's bring this letter home, shall we?
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something importaint. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you a fond fare well and happy trails because I tired of
BklynCannonball
03-15-2006, 03:14 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something important. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you a fond fare well and happy trails because I'm tired of you.
In fact, I can't wait to be rid of you. I often fantasize about it.
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something important. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you a fond fare well and happy trails because I'm tired of you.
In fact, I can't wait to be rid of you. I often fantasize about it. Do what you will, hang your balls on barbed wire for all I care, just don't
Elite Hunting
03-27-2006, 08:10 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something important. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you a fond fare well and happy trails because I'm tired of you.
In fact, I can't wait to be rid of you. I often fantasize about it. Do what you will, hang your balls on barbed wire for all I care, just don't call me, write me, look at or even acknowledge me, because you make me sick. I wish you
Icarus
03-27-2006, 10:49 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something important. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you a fond fare well and happy trails because I'm tired of you.
In fact, I can't wait to be rid of you. I often fantasize about it. Do what you will, hang your balls on barbed wire for all I care, just don't call me, write me, look at or even acknowledge me, because you make me sick. I wish you would forever sink into obscure memory like that time my pediatrician touched my
Elite Hunting
03-27-2006, 11:27 PM
There has been something that's been on my mind for a while now and I need to tell you something important. I can't hide the fact that your brother/sister is better in bed. Therefore, I have written this letter...in the hope that we can somehow arrange a peace treaty amongst each other, since i really want to sleep with your best friend. Sorry to say, that he/she is WAY hotter than you are. In fact that little schwanz you think is a cock, has yet to satisfy me in any way, shape or form. I'd rather screw a rusty spoon than fool around with you, you crazy, cross-eyed, impotent, ugly, lazy beast. Of course, the dozen or so women in my life have proven how easy it is to fake an orgasm, a technique which you have forced me to master. Thankfully, however, your sex drive is so low that my new talent only has to be practiced once a week. Despite your sexual inadequacy, it wasn't all bad between us. Remember when we decided to have sex while driving down the road and you had to blow the cop to get us out of the ticket? That was at least funny... not as funny than when my friend popped out with the video camera, pressing record and you decided that it was the perfect opportunity to pull out your dildo and experiment on the camera man... man - those were the days. But that was then, and this is now. And now I want you to find your balls, a can opener and open a can of beans whyle jacking off to every rose has its thorn.. So to you my malformed friend, I wish you a fond fare well and happy trails because I'm tired of you.
In fact, I can't wait to be rid of you. I often fantasize about it. Do what you will, hang your balls on barbed wire for all I care, just don't call me, write me, look at or even acknowledge me, because you make me sick. I wish you would forever sink into obscure memory like that time my pediatrician touched my naughty place. Oh wait, forget that. Anyway, I hope you