Speaking of...

[Tostig]

We've all been in a conversation where someone uses the phrase "speaking of..." then follows it up with something completely unrelated to the topic at hand.

The game: do that

i'll start...


Speaking of the game, my cat coughed up a huge furball on my pillow today.

[screwy]

Speaking of huge, PURPLE!

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of purple, I stabbed some random fat guy in the ass with a spork.

[Tostig]

Speaking of sporks, I tripped on nothing walking down the sidewalk today.

[lies on myspace]

Speaking of stupid clumsy random tripping, I saw a good movie today.

[screwy]

Speaking of movies, have any of you been to pre-war Czechoslovakia?

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of the Republic of Czechs and Sloviks, this one time at bandcamp...

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of band camp, do you think the Easter Bunny is real?

[Jane Deere]

Speaking of the Easter Bunny, i am tired.

[Jack]

Speaking of being tired, does this look infected?

[Jane Deere]

speaking of being infected, does anyone have a tampon?


hhahahahahhahahahaaahahah sorry

[screwy]

Ewww.

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Speaking of tampon, I went to subway the other day and had a meatball sub.

[Jane Deere]

speaking of subway, how about them bears?

[Jack]

..............

Speaking of bears, I made a great tomato sauce today.....

[Tai]

speaking of bears.. I saw a chicken today.

[screwy]

Speaking of bread, have you?

[Jane Deere]

speaking of things i have, your mother makes good steak

[screwy]

Don't talk about my mother like that.

Speaking of my mother, :mystery:

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Speaking about beef, how was that pickle?

[Jane Deere]

speaking of pickles, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[BrIONwoshMunky]

Speaking of chucking wood, Have you ever eaten pretzles?

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of pretzels, it's really cool for August.

[CopyLifted]

edit: Speaking of August, the Bloodrayne movie sucks.

Fucker. :p

[Jane Deere]

speaking of that movie, i have to pee.

[CopyLifted]

speaking of peeing, I'm hungry.

[Jane Deere]

ewww lol

speaking of being hungry, i saw some stupid cars going around in circles today :p

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of stupid cars, my uncle told me he had a growth removed from his testicle.

[Jane Deere]

speaking of growths, i saved money on car insurance by switching to geicco! (spelling?)

[CopyLifted]

speaking of spelling :tongue: , I lost my lighter.

[Jane Deere]

why am i not surprised? lol

speaking of lighters, i love lamp!

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Lamp, my doctor told me to eat more fiber.

[Jane Deere]

speaking of monopoly, i love lamp!

[CopyLifted]

speaking of annoying, Jane Deere.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Jane Deere, I need a new car.

[Jane Deere]

speaking of annoying, Jane Deere.
luckily the second part is something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the first! lol

speaking of cars, i like my ipod

[CopyLifted]

speaking of ipods, where's waldo?

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Waldo, whatever happened to Van Halen?

[Jane Deere]

speaking of van halen, i'm thirsty

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of thirst, my pet frog is color blind.

[Jane Deere]

speaking of colorblind pet frogs, i like my shoes

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of shoes, do you think Ronald McDonald is gay?

[Tostig]

speaking of being gay, i could've sworn i saw a 3 legged pigeon at work yesterday

[dustinzgirl]

speaking of three legged pigeons, I have a booger stuck in my nose.

[Tostig]

speaking of noses, i used to have a fiat i drove around town

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Fiats, don't you hate shrinkage?

[Tostig]

speaking of shrinkage, i can't wait to go camping for the may war

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of camping, I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

[Tostig]

speaking of thinking, i've been hit by cars 7 times

[Noob]

Speaking of getting hit by cars, my friend got hit by one, it was a truck though.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of trucks, my retinas hurt.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of retinas, I put my dick in a bottle of bleach.

[dustinzgirl]

speaking of bleach, I have icecream in my pants

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of creaming your pants, I bought some club soda today.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of clud soda, what do you guys think of this thread?

[dustinzgirl]

speaking of this thread, I have a hole in my head.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of head, I went to visit Father Flanigan on Tuesday.

[BamWam]

speaking of Tuesday, I ate at Ruby Tuesday last night.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of last night, I rigged a gerbil to explode.

[dustinzgirl]

Speaking of gerbil, I have a vagina.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of vagina, I had cod for dinner last night.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of cod, Max gave Jane a strap-on

[BamWam]

Speaking of strap-ons, I saw this really cool movie yesterday....

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of cool movies, I'm going to wreck my keyboard now.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of keyboards, how much is gas where you live?

[dustinzgirl]

soeaking of gas, I almost shat myself at work a few weeks ago.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of work, do these khaki Dockers make my ass look dumpy?

[dustinzgirl]

Speaking of dumpy, I got nothing.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of nothing, has anyone heard from void?

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Void, my nipples are chafed.

[BamWam]

Speaking of chafed, I got new gel deodorent.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of gel deodorant, I know a few assholes that need to be lubricated.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of lubrication, my nephew went to a rave last Saturday.

[Jane Deere]

speaking of your nephew, my day totally sucked.

[Icarus]

Speaking of your day, I just had a semi-militant conversation with one of my best friends.

[Tostig]

speaking of friends, the bars fucking sucked last night

[Jude09]

Speaking of bars, this babysitting job sucks royally

[dustinzgirl]

Speaking of babysitting:

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.

And any time you feel the pain, hey, Jude, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Hey, Jude! Don't let her down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember, to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey, Jude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Jude,
You'll do, the movement you need is on your shoulder

Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

[Jane Deere]

speaking of jude, i made some good money waiting tables last night! :D

[Entity]

Speaking of making money waiting tables, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of Geico, has anyone got any spare batteries I can borrow?

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of spare batteries, can you spare a brother a dime?

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of dimes, who just grabbed my ass?

[Jude09]

Speaking of brothers... .

well no wait.


Speaking of dimes, Does DG's Jukebox have a slot for these?

[Entity]

Speaking of slots, who wants to give me $10??

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of ten bux, has anyone taken up a really stupid bet lately?

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of stupid bets, my feet are ice cold.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of being ice cold, it's hot in here.

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of hot, 1-ply toilet paper should be banned.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of banning, who wants to visit the chocolate city?

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of the chocolate city, people piss me off.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of being pissed off, I'm going to go punch a wall

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of punching walls, I have a craving for some fuckin taters.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of fucking taters, strap me down, quickly now! Ennnhhhh.

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of strapping you down, I need to take a nap.

[Tostig]

speaking of naps, i went shopping today

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of shopping, my dog pooped on the porch this morning.

[Tostig]

speaking of porches, i bought some SCA clothing today. now i need to alter it.

[Jude09]

Speaking of the SCA, It reminds me of the Swiss Cheese Army

[Jane Deere]

speaking of swiss army cheese, my hair was cute tonight! lol

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of cute hair, my ears hurt.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of ears, the New York Knicks suck.

[BamWam]

speaking of new york, go jets.

[Jack]

You ruined it.

Speaking of the Jets, I hear your house is for sale?

[BamWam]

speaking of houses for sale, i just ripped ass and killed my cat.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of jets, is there a cure for leprosy?

[Shishio]

Speaking of leprosy, who wants some McDonald's?

[chucktheskiffie]

Speaking of McDonalds, who's eaten poo?

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of poo, what's the average June temperature for Dallas, Texas?

[Jack]

Speaking of Dallas, where in the fuck is the pizza guy at?

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of car insurance, I've taken a liking to randomly poking people

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of random poking, why did the previous post mention car insurance?

[Stardust]

speaking of car insurance, I can't remember a shit..

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of shit, could someone pass the cornbread?

[Stardust]

speaking of cornbread, I puked this night

[Caffeinated]

Speaking of puking, did you ever go drunk to a school dance?

[Stardust]

speaking of getting drunk, where is my tequila bottle?

[Tostig]

speaking of tequila, my ear hurts

[Stardust]

talking of ears, I was to a 5year olds birthday party today

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of birthday parties, I'm so hungry I could eat my arm.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of being hungry, I've got these purple bumps growing on my johnson.

[zoloftcasserole]

Speaking of your nasty purple penis bumps, I hate Harry Potter.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Harry Potter, Zolly may be mental.

[lady victoria]

Speaking of Zolly being mental, Tostig just got a sex change.

[Caffeinated]

Speaking of Tostig's sex change, Sigorney Weaver made a good Alien mother.

[Tostig]

speaking of aliens, caffeinated keeps stealing my coffee

[Jack]

On the note of coffee stealing, where did my remote go?

[dustinzgirl]

Speaking of remotes, Tostig eats his boogers.

[Jack]

Speaking of Toast eating boogs, I think I need a fucking oil change.

[dancingremlin]

Speaking of oil changes, i've got one nobbly knee

[Caffeinated]

(So Tostig is a sex-changed booger eater, eh? How does (s)he find his/her mouth through the fur?)

Speaking of nobbly knees, it's very hard to parallel park when you don't have any depth perception.

[Tostig]

speaking of depth perception, this |--------------------| really is 6 inches

[HARDANDFAST]

Speaking of six inches....I once thos a cat with my BB gun.

[dancingremlin]

Speaking of BB guns... a cammels penis is called a 'dude'

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Dude, where's my car?

[BklynCannonball]

Speaking of cars...damn I got nothing.

[Tostig]

speaking of nothing, has anyone seen my sports cup?

[Canadian Pyro]

speaking of nothing, has anyone seen my sports cup?
LOL!

Speaking of your sports cup, (which is a topic of conversation I find most repugnant), I can't wait to get my bike fixed.

[dancingremlin]

Originally Posted by Tostig
speaking of nothing, has anyone seen my sports cup?


Ive got it!!! (Sorry was dying for a fix)

Speaking of bikes... i've lost the T.V remote!

[Tostig]

Ive got it!!! (Sorry was dying for a fix)

Speaking of bikes... i've lost the T.V remote!
Ive got it!!! (Sorry was dying for a fix) I'll trade you back for my sports cup ;)


Speaking of the TV Remote, i cracked my thumbnail today.

[dancingremlin]

Ive got it!!! (Sorry was dying for a fix) I'll trade you back for my sports cup

What do you wanna trade to get it back? it could be costly! I become quite attached to your cup!

Speaking of thumbnails - i saw a rainbow last year (at night)

[Tostig]

What do you wanna trade to get it back? it could be costly! I become quite attached to your cup!

Speaking of thumbnails - i saw a rainbow last year (at night)
I'll trade you the remote for my cup. The remote is more entertaining ;)


Speaking of night time, did you catch the last House, MD?

[dancingremlin]

You had my remote.. You hid it on purpose so you could bribe me! I see your plan Very Clever!!!

Speaking of last... arnt hot cross buns tasty when they have been toasted

[Niarb]

Speaking of hot cross buns, I once had a fight with a monkey(I lost :confused: )

[Tostig]

speaking of monkeys, my coworkers are all looking at me funny

[dancingremlin]

Speaking of funny- my grandad wears a thong (and im not ashamed of it)

[Caffeinated]

Speaking of thongs, my friends and I try to figure out... boxers or briefs?

[Tostig]

speaking of briefs, do you prefer pizza or hamburgers from the school cafeteria?

[Caffeinated]

Speaking of school cafeterias, few people wear attractive hairnets.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of hairnets, what happened to my underwear?

[Tostig]

speaking of underwear, i think i pulled a muscle at the park yesterday

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of muscles, I saw the Aurora Borealis last night.

[Tostig]

speaking of last night, i learned how to make medieval shoes today

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of medievel shoes, I lost my favorite bag of marbles yesterday.

[Base]

Speaking of marbles, I had electricity conducted through my face today.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of electricity, I really like the show "All in the Family."

[Tostig]

speaking of family, i really don't want to go to work today

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of work, sometimes I can hear the demons singing Menudo tunes in my brain.

[Base]

Speaking of brains, I had a wank last night

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of last night, colon scopes probably hurt.

[Tostig]

speaking of colons, i should start brewing my mead

[Base]

Speaking of brewing, I really need to fart.

[Tostig]

speaking of farting, i need to go shower soon

[Caffeinated]

Speaking of showers, I wonder how many folks use their cats or dogs tails to dust the house.

[Tostig]

speaking of houses, i have to pee

[Caffeinated]

Speaking of peeing, why can't guys take better aim at the target?

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of targets, the male seahorse, not the female, actually has the seahorse babies.

[Tostig]

speaking of babies, i heard somewhere dogs can't look up. i think it's a lie

[Jude09]

Speaking of dogs mine just peed on the rug

[Tostig]

speaking of rugs, did you shave today?

[Chris Hansen]

Speaking of shaving, I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance

[Tostig]

speaking of switching to geico, i have a quad ice latte for lunch!

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of lunch, I should really lance this boil.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of Lance, I'm think it's about time I did away with that bastard.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of bastards, who's that bitch?

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of bitches, has anyone seen Ann Coulter around lately?

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of Anne Coulter, I saw a horse shit earlier.

[BadEvilWrong]

Speaking of horseshit, have you voted in my newest BnT poll?

[dustinzgirl]

Speaking of poles, bad is evil and wrong.

[Tostig]

speaking of being wrong, DG was talking in irc yesterday about random stuff

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of DG, I've got this awesome recipe for carrot cake.

[Tostig]

speaking of carrots, have you checked out the moaning thread in the clam bar?

[Niarb]

Speaking of the clam bar, have you seen those new 100 dollars bills in canada?

[Tostig]

speaking of canada, i'm starting my mead brewing!

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of brewing, Minnesota has more than 10,000 lakes.

[Tostig]

speaking of lakes, i'm going to be getting drunk and picking up trash all weekend

[anotheruser]

Speaking of trash, have you brushed today?

[polaris_nine]

Speaking of toothbrushes, did you get that new water softener?

[Stardust]

talking about water, I really need a shower

[Vopp]

speaking about showers, I just finished drinking my coffee.

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of coffee, just so you know, the "speaking of's" aren't supposed to be related to the second part of the sentence in ANY WAY!

[Stardust]

speaking of about any way, I am so damn horny right now

[wilko125]

Speaking of being horny, I need to read the Bible!

[Elite Hunting]

Speaking of the Bible, I want to know more about Stardust's hornyness.

[Niarb]

Speasking of hornyness, I love South Park.

[Vopp]

Speaking of South Park, I got Exceeds Expectations on my Wombat test.