View Full Version : Aliens Revealed as Cow Nappers
Caffeinated
03-20-2006, 07:38 PM
Just in case you were wondering....
Cow Mystery Solved - It Was Aliens, Not Lactose Intolerant Terrorists! In its March 27th issue, the Weekly World News reveals shocking proof that it was Aliens all along that have been responsible for the strange cow-nappings that have shocked the nation. If you need information about your missing cow, please visit www.planetinneed.com for more information. In the meantime, please continue to let us know if you have seen any of the still missing cows on this page or if you yourself are missing a cow.
Tostig
03-20-2006, 07:46 PM
what about buffalo? does nobody care about the buffalo!!??!?!?!
KatLovesTheJam
03-20-2006, 08:20 PM
I have ALL the cows in my basement.
Uh. Okay.
That site was kind of retarded.
Tostig
03-21-2006, 08:16 AM
hahha, i think Muse completely missed the entire point. oh well, maybe next year.
Yeah, I'm really ignorant so I probably missed a joke or sarcasm somewhere. :///
Tostig
03-21-2006, 08:56 AM
the whole thing is an ad campaign. the 'got milk' people.
edit: btw, ignorance is nothing to be ashamed of. it is just a lack of knowledge, not the inability to learn. hell, everyone is ignorant about a lot of things.
Wow, that's the worst advertisement I've ever seen. They're really not persuading me to buy milk at all.
I guess I didn't notice it because it was actually placed in the 'fringe theory' forum, as opposed to brain droppings or something.
BklynCannonball
03-21-2006, 09:08 AM
The aliens took my cow two months ago. Chianina. She was grazin' in the field and swatting the flies that were buzzin' 'round her, and I turned to look at the beautiful orange sunset. Right then, I felt a breeze and what I thought was a flash of light behind me. I turned to look and she was gone.
Now it all makes sense.
The aliens took my sweet Chianina
Below is a pic. That's her when we won the Nebraska State Finals. That's my sister holdin' the card. We were all so happy that day.
/me wipes away a tear.
cashman99
03-21-2006, 10:35 AM
no dude the aliens are done with cows its pig time!!!!mwahahahaha
BklynCannonball
03-21-2006, 10:51 AM
That doesn't bring my sweet Chianina back.
You're so insensitive.