Best Movie Quotes

[Niarb]

What is your favorite quote from a movie, it can be old or new whatever.

Please post the quote and the movie.

I'll start:"Frankly my dear i don't give a damn" ~Gone with the wind


Edit:i know this thread was made in 2004 and it didn't make sense to revive that thread.

[Easty]

"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me like that, I get nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot."

Jules, Pulp Fiction

"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."

Avi, Snatch

"All I got in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one."

Tony, Scarface

And of course...

"BARBARA STREISAND!!!"

Cartman, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut

I like movies. :thumbsup:

[BamWam]

"My momma says, my momma says, my momma says, my momma, my momma says, my, my, my momma says, my momma says" ~ The Waterboy

[BRiT]

:wrong: Moving to Word Play...

[Niarb]

:wrong: Moving to Word Play...
My bad... :sad:

I put it in entertainment ave because well it's about movies... :happysad:

[BRiT]

Any discussion that's prone to not having a logical or natural end or is a complete non-discussion (as is the case here) usually ends up in Word Play because of how people abuse them just to increase their post-count.

Anyways, something OT:

Apocolypse Now: "Charlie don't surf."

[FireAngel]

"Monsieur, I bid you welcome. Did you think that I would harm her? Why would I make her pay for the sins which are yours?" -Sung by the Phantom in "Phantom of the Opera."

[Niarb]

Any discussion that's prone to not having a logical or natural end or is a complete non-discussion (as is the case here) usually ends up in Word Play because of how people abuse them just to increase their post-count.
Makes sense...

What about threads like celebrity name game?

[Elite Hunting]

"This town needs an enema" -- Jack Nicholson as the Joker in Batman.

[KatLovesTheJam]

"We have unfinished business" - B, KillBill

I just love the look on her face when she says it.

oh and of course

"Darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from me!"- sebastian the crab :)

And how did I know that a movie quote thread was going to start with a Pulp Fiction quote. QT should be proud.:D

[Darklight]

"six six six... pickup sticks..." - little nicky

and Im surprised no one has posted this gem
"I'm here to kick ass, and chew bubblegum.. and I'm all out of bubblegum"... Roudy Roddey Piper in They Live.

[Niarb]

You must respect my athority(sp?)-south park Bigger,Longer, and Uncut

[Kiwi]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
(Original Klingon "bortaS bIr jablu'DI', reH QaQqu' nay")

StarTrek II and more recently Kill Bill

[lady victoria]

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)

:D

[Jack]

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

Charlie Mackenzie - So I Married an Axe Murderer

[Majakovskij]

"People in glashouses sink ships"
The Boondock saints

"Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Apocalypse Now

[Tostig]

"Good, bad, i'm the one with the gun"

Ash, The Army of Darkness

[Niarb]

Sorry but it is a classic.

Luke, I am your father.- Darth Vader

~Star Wars

[Margrette]

"I don't know about five dollars, but thas' a pretty fuckin' good milkshake." ~Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction.

[Lexikinz]

"sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

-fight club

[Caffeinated]

Margo: (after gulping down another martini and marching to the staircase) "Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night."

Bette Davis in All About Eve

[Canadian Pyro]

"Sometimes you gotta say 'What the fuck.'"
~Risky Business

[Artropius19]

"Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time."

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull."
Jules Winfield, Pulp Fiction

"What'll happen if you tell mom about this?

You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal...

Goddamn right I will..."
Donnie and Samantha Darko, Donnie Darko

[FireAngel]

"Who the fuck? How the fuck? How the hell did you two fucking, fucks. . .FUCK!"

"Well, certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."
Boondock Saints

[RanC]

We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

-Mark "Rent-Boy", Trainspotting

[Tostig]

"Good, bad, i'm the one with the gun"
"You're good Ash; I'm bad Ash; you're little goody two-shoes Ash! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"

-Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness

[_allismine_]

"How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?"
"Well, Louis, I'm not ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime."
~Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"Anyone who runs, is a VC! Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC!"
~Full Metal Jacket

"How many times do I have to tell you?? Gawd..."
"This is freaking retarded..."
~Napoleon Dynamite

[FuckedOver]

so i've heard, and if he were here he'd consume the english fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse!

mel gibson - braveheart

[_allismine_]

Billy Crystal: "You've never heard the word 'no' before, have you?"
Robert de Niro: "Oh, I hear no all the time. 'Cept it's more like, 'oh, God, please, no!'"

~ Analyze This (or Analyze That, whichever was the first one)

[Anrui]

Dusk Til Dawn

Seth Gecko: They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

[Vopp]

'NI!' - Monty Python and the quest for the holy grail:lol2:

[Majakovskij]

I like 'And you gona cut down the biggest tree in the whole wood, with a HARRING'. Sorry if it's something false with the quote.

[JLXC]

"Woah" The Matrix

"Dude where's my car?" from self titled movie

"Why don't you put her in charge?" and "Game over man, Game Over!" from Aliens

"Will somone please pull this chicken out of my ass?" from some horrible movie

"Pirate" by Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Carribean

[anotheruser]

"You're making me angry...... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

-- The Hulk

[player9m]

"Are you a faggot son? Sir no Sir. Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golfball through a garden hose."

Full Metal Jacket

[mastashake19]

"I'm freaking out man"

"You are freaking out.. man"
-Super Troopers(I think)

"This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
-Army of Darkness

[Muse]

I feel like I should reply to this thread.

"Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab" - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Best. Movie. Ever.

[Slacker]

From Back to the future..:

"Mr. Strickland: And one for you, McFly. I believe that makes 4 in a row. Now let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice, young man. This so-called Dr. Brown is dangerous, he's a real nutcase. You hang around with him, you're gonna end up in big trouble. "

"Marty McFly: Oh, yes sir."

"Mr. Strickland: You've got a real attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker! You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a slacker, too. "

[Comedown]

"My girlfriend has sucked 36 cocks."

"In a row?!"

Clerks

[Niarb]

From Superman Returns

"Lex Luther?"

(with toothbrush in mouth) "Rois Rane?"